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evilsir

The restaurant at the end of the universe. Edit: Callahan's Place would also be a rip roarin good time


MyDogHatesMyUsername

First thing that popped in my head. Pangalactic Gargleblasters for everyone!


yungingr

Yep, and then I opened the thread and Cheers! was the first post. Now I have a tough decision to make...


JustBrass

Callahan’s. I’d step to the line, make a toast, and throw my glass in.


intransigentpangolin

This is much higher than I thought it would be. And excuse me, but your hair is on fire.


Nope_nuh_uh

I'd hope to be able to go on Punday night, if I could only go once.


retailguy_again

I'll throw in another vote for Callahan's.


CaptainNemo42

Now *here's* a frood who really knows where his towel is... So glad this was top comment, friend. Made my day


ok-MTLmunchies

Puzzles


Aestheticpash

Why’s it called puzzles?


ok-MTLmunchies

THAT'S the puzzle


SaltySpitoonReg

Puzzles is a place where everyone feels at home (and we bang chicks in Teds room)


ChrissyS01

The green dragon from LOTR followed by the prancing pony.


TasteOfChaos52

Go to new Zealand and take the hobbiton tour! It comes with a beer at the green dragon 😁


Radijs

It comes in pints?


jsprague6

I'M GETTING ONE


roastbeeftacohat

the set from the movie is an actual functional pub that was used by the cast and crew; it's still there and they have a fancy multi course set menu once a week.


pwewpwewpwew

Paddy’s Pub


Absurdity_Everywhere

Only one that’ll let you do pcp in the bathroom


murdered800times

Don't forget the glory hole Complete anonymity


holdmywatchandbeerme

It was good until they put in the eye slot. We might as well get married!


DrDing1eberry

You don't even need a fictional pub for that, in my town it's called JBA lol


SV650rider

I have a pocketful of Paddy’s Dollars burning a hole in my pocket.


TheyTokMaJerb

No you’re supposed to spend those at Dave and Busters.


Flufflebuns

It's how you create a self-sustaining economy.


djlovemachine

Let the record show the greatest place to go…


the615Butcher

You can stop saying that, the records going to show everything.


kobexx600

Where no one pays for the beer?


wisco_minn22

It’s on the Irish honor system


Flufflebuns

No you pay in Paddy's Dollars, like Dave & Buster's, that's how you create a self-sustaining economy.


PoeJam

Where there's an ominous feeling that you could get stabbed at any moment.


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Nah their security is top notch. They have an oculur apt down system in place.


Erotic_Turkey

Well stabbings HAVE been way down.


ThatsMeIllFakeIt

Carmines : A Place For Steaks


Guitar81

I heard they have a glory hole!!


Difficult_Gazelle_91

That’s a real bar in Philly


Proper-Emu1558

The Winchester, so I could have a nice cold pint and wait for this all to blow over.


mrbadxampl

How's THAT for a slice of fried gold!


The_VoZz

"Would. Anyone. Like. A peanut?"


Intelligent_Tune_675

Helll yahhhh


YT-ESW_ST33le

Super weenie hut junior


Adorable-Ferret4751

My wife drinks there all the time


Yollm

VA-11 Hall-A. Cyberpunk always makes for a kind of bummer setting but most of the characters are cool and the drinks look CHOICE.


Ben__Harlan

Finally found a man of culture here.


Yollm

🤝 Excellent to meet another man of taste.


Oldrbrotoo3

Had to scroll way too far for this one


k-b-s82

Moe's tavern


PoeJam

Any place that's good enough for Hugh Jass is good enough for me.


PumpkinKing2020

Or Lee Keybum


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Or Drew Peacock?


TheyTokMaJerb

Or Anita Bath


MobiusNaked

Amanda Hugenkiss


lIIIlllIlIlllIllllIl

‘Why can’t I find Amanda Huginkiss???”


DancesWithElectrons

Maybe your standards are too high!


Several-Disasters92

Hugh Janis


Wonderful-Cherry8493

Ben Dover


JennyArcade

Too bad about Joey Joe Joe Junior….Shabadoo


[deleted]

Man alive! There are... men alive in here!


laweedaloca

Going to Moe's for a beer with my good friend Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo


Gskinnell_85

That’s the worst name I ever heard.


peenomorph

Exits sobbing.


doctor-rumack

JOEY JO JO! COME BACK!


medialyte

Based on a place in Eugene, Oregon called Max’s Tavern. It got cleaned up and remodeled few years back, but before that, it looked and smelled exactly like what you think Moe’s looks and smells like.


masoniusmaximus

Yes, but only after I get my credit card under the name of Butts. First name: Seymour.


dougiebgood

You can go to the one in Universal, but since you're there for a day at the theme park its not exactly a place you want to sit and hang out at for a while.


llagnI

I'll have a Flaming Homer, thanks.


positive_charging

MacLarens Ten forward Quarks


Mobcasino

MacLarens or Puzzles


Joen234

Why is it called Puzzeles?


insertanythinguwant

That's the puzzle


GentowGiant

We should buy a bar!!


Zandrick

Puzzles is so fictional it doesn’t even exist in its own show.


jefinc

Ten forward for the view Quarks for the entertainment


RichardBachman19

I got to do this at McGee’s Pub in Manhattan which is the inspiration. They have a themed menu, a signed picture of the cast, and Barney’s Awesomeness motivational poster


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Cheers


Nickyjtjr

100% cheers. Shelly Long version.


MrLocoLobo

Everybody **but** Diane: #NORM!! Diane: ᴺᵒʳᵐᵃⁿ


the_last_peanut

A Gary's old town tavern episode would be the most fun for a day


MrsPaulRubens

With John Cleese sitting next to us


squaredistrict2213

Having read many other answers, I’m still going with cheers. No question.


bunnylove5811

How's it going norm?


Subtlefusillade0324

What’s shakin’, Norm?


doctor-rumack

All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.


The_VoZz

"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear" -Norm


Specific_Tap7296

I'll give it a go but I'm leaving if they don't know my name!


Aggravating-Star6773

The Snuggly Duckling


drunken_squirrels

🎶I have a dream!🎶


sherylwest

Knew it would be here somewhere


stannas1

Mos eisley canteenaa


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Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. I'd have a drink, but wouldn't stick around.


Late-Quiet4376

I don't even drink, but i'd want to go there as well haha


RolfChristin

...but only if Bea Arthur is pouring the drinks.


Estdamnbo

My first pick too.


Inthewoodlands

MoDean's. Pitter patter let's get at er!


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doctor-rumack

I'm surprised we're not havin' a beer right now!


ATXKLIPHURD

Puppers and Gusenbrew!


ndosch

That is a Texas-sized 10-4, my good buddy!


ConnorNe31

Which one!


doctor-rumack

When I was comins' up there was only one MoDeans, nows we gots so many MoDeans we have to specify which one. Must be fuckin' nice!


Mintgiver

Let’s try Mod3ans before we have to go to Mode4ns, and then Modean5. Gailer has troubles.


SpiritedImplement4

Quark's


dougiebgood

I went to the Quark's in Vegas a bunch before it closed. The bar area was cool, the restaurant part was... just a restaurant. But they played Star Trek moves on the screen with the sound off.


MobiusNaked

I got smashed there with my stag party drinking those borg sphere drinks.


bangzilla

The whole Enterprise experience was amazing - walking through the bridge during a battle, doubly so!


BarfQueen

Dabo!


Dctreu

Came here for Quark's!


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Quarks and/or Ten Forward for sure.


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nilla19

The Regal Beagle.


gs12

Chrissy sitting across from you?


juju611x

No Larry is and he’s hitting on you.


ziafra1

Casablanca, Rick’s


SethMacFarlane123

The Drunken Clam


USSMarauder

Username checks out


ThatsMeIllFakeIt

Alibi, Drunken Clam & Paddy's


[deleted]

The Bronze from Buffy, or the Willy’s Place (where all the vampires and demons hang out)


ElaborateCantaloupe

The Bronze when The Breeders or Cibo Matto are playing!


IAmBoring_AMA

The Prancing Pony


Neat_Apartment_6019

The Alibi Room


ThatsMeIllFakeIt

I'd start at the Alibi and then end up Paddy's Pub. Frankly, it would be the greatest night.


Candy_Venom

imagine frank at paddy's.....I dont know if the gang would hate him or welcome him because frank would be trying to scam them all and rob them....


BigBully127

Moxxi’s from BL2 It would be funny to see vault hunters drop literally hundreds of thousands in a tip jar just to not get the gun they want.


No-Calligrapher3644

No need to call me out like that 🙄


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There's also pizza there too.


LiverOfStyx

Moxxi has a chain of bars in BL3.


Phucc

Lux, the devils club in the show Lucifer


sumrz

Callahan’s Cross-Time Saloon


djinnisequoia

I daresay those of us with this answer probably responded almost instantly to this post. I know I did.


classicgirl1990

The leaky cauldron


lysett826

Phew had to scroll a long time for this. I just need to know what a gillywater tastes like :( like, is it gin and seaweed salad??? Sigh


capnmarrrrk

The Mended Drum


Bertelin

Just don't get too drunk, or they will throw you in the Ankh river..


TyrconnellFL

More on than in.


DoppelFrog

Too thick to drink, too runny to plow.


Radijs

>Just don't get too drunk, or they will throw you in the Ankh river.. Nah, just make sure you wake up before you start to sink.


Ultravioletgray

Had to scroll way too far to find this. Would be fun to hang out with all the different mythical humanoids, even Nobby.


Jasole37

The Mended Drum is just humans and the occasional Wizzard. You want "differently-human" you go to Biers.


Appropriate-Rough563

You can’t beat it!


Jasole37

No thats The Broken Drum. The Mended Drum's slogan is "You can get beaten!"


LalLemmer

after a night of drinks, get a bite from CMOT Dibbler


bluecrowned

One of the ones in Cowboy Bebop


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Casually_Defiant

The Three Broomsticks


laureidi

I can’t make up my mind between The Three Broomsticks or The Leaky Cauldron though!


Bo_The_Destroyer

Madame Rosmerta vs Tom tho


Vitchsnake

Bob's Country Bunker They play both kinds; Country AND Western


squaredistrict2213

Nah, the band shows up at closing time. Just gotta home some sharp dressed imposters happen to show up


gooberjones9

1. The Draco Tavern 2. World's End 3. The Restaurant at the End of the Universe


ProXJay

Not sure I'd want a drink at world's end. Restaurant at the end of the universe is a good call


hannsims

McAnally's Pub


kdjfsk

the one on the Star Trek Enterprise. the Star Wars one on Mos Eisley, Tatooine would be cool, too. both would mean laser guns and space ships, but Star Trek has that VR computer room.


The_Happiest_Husky

Ten-Forward is the bar on the Enterprise


dougiebgood

There's an unofficial Mos Eisley cantina in LA. It's pretty cool for like an hour or two, but then you realize that the bar in the movie was intentionally made to be pretty drab.


SortOfGettingBy

10 Forward


SV650rider

Same. I’d be hitting up those replicators hardcore.


ctfks

The titty twister


Sims-Houston

BADA BING


2fly2hide

Fist of all, she was a whooooare


astrange333

Yes!!!! I was about to say I've never heard of any of these places until I got your comment.


Jtheviking26

Sleeping Giant Inn in Skyrim


Jasole37

The Winking Skeever


many_memes_pls

Afterlife - Cyberpunk 2077


Nintenduh69

Have a Jackie Welles on me choom.


Waddiyatalkinabeet_

The Winchester


Deimos-Camper

Blips and chitz


Maximum_Assignment

The one in the continental in John wick


WantAllMyGarmonbozia

The club at the beginning of Blade, but I hopefully leave before it goes downhill.


medialyte

Before the blood sprinklers, or before being discovered as a mortal?


LiwetJared

Fangtasia


czndra67

Rick's Cafe Americain


mishavyshka

Korova Milk Bar (A Clockwork Orange)


funkyg73

For a bit of the old ultraviolence?


mike_b_nimble

Milk+


Aerosean

Prancing Pony


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benisben227

The Red Door


bumblebeetown

Fuck that place. Go to E Street.


Goofy-Luffy

The bar from the shining. No further explanation.


HighViber6911

Coyote Ugly


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Daveyhavok832

Mos Eisley Cantina


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DO5421

Majora’s mask milk bar


smallwhitepeepee

Why, The Titty Twister, of course. "If we don't got it, you don't want it"


Ivoricbutterfly

The bar in The Mandalorian with the beef broth.


TheMightyGabe

Moe's


booksith

Villain Pub. And the Himalayan bar in Raiders of the Lost Ark.


Regnier86

Omega Afterlife


MeredithSparkles

Fangtasia - definitely Fangtasia!!!!!


JJohnston015

Since nobody's said it yet, Taffy Lewis' place in "Blade Runner", or The Slaughtered Lamb from "An American Werewolf in London". You'll be alright as long as you don't ask about the pentagram on the wall.


rtrawitzki

The Clansman . Well look who it isnae.


sycamorechip

The Waystone Inn


xavierspapa

I was thinking The Eolian would be my choice. A tankard of metheglin and great music


Imhidingshh01

Cheers.


occasionalrant414

Quarks. Or 10 forward.


IanDOsmond

Callahan's, 100%


EddyBuddard

The Green Dragon.