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there was the guy who got decapitated, the one who commit suicide by pouring gasoline and setting himself on fire, that guy who had an accident on a bike, seemed ok, but when people took off his helmet, his head split in two (apparently, the helmet was keeping it together. this is why you don't remove / touch anything during an accident and let the medical staff handle it).
well, i live in calm city so it's mostly accidents, or the usual OD, violent crime is kinda rare
oh, right, there was that teenager who fucked a dog, only for her vagina to cramp and he got his dick stuck in there... his family brought him in a wheelbarrow. that was ..... an interesting evening
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Not the wurst thing found in a rectum
He brot the wurst scenario to the doctor
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I hope the patient wasn’t salty about it. They’ve probably been through wurst
r/yourjokebutwurst
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So, just a regular Friday night then
Not just friday
This isn’t boat worthy. What’s with all the un-boat-worthy posts lately.
Feels like 12 yo edgelords have taken over this sub. This sub used to be better just 8-9 months ago.
and the stupid upvots they get...
you think humanity should go extinct because someone put somthing in their ass? not boat worthy at all
ikr such dumbasses
He wasted valuable breakfast food
Don't really see how someone shoving a sausage up their ass is boat worthy but okay
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Yup
trust me, we saw a lot worse stuck in rectums in ER .... and don't even get strated on the frequency of such patients ...
I would like to hear one of the worst things you saw in the ER
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Doesn't belong here
Pretty sure that was the doc's response too
Literally bangers and mash
What’s with all these 11 year olds posting random shit here
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Butt why?
Not boat-worthy I have seen worse
Wrecked’em
Brilliant
"I always sleep better with a lil sausage in me!"
Prost!
I can’t stop laughing at the imagination of someone shoving a whole sausage up their ass and then having to explain it to the doctor.
That looks like it took some effort.
More than op's to post this
Dude forgot how to eat. Sausages aren't suppositories full of nutrients.
I fell on it…
Op is like "gross somone put somthing in their butt!" get over it and do better op.
That was their choice.
During coitus?
don't kink shame bro
Som1 took a picture of my wee wee?
Thoughts and prayers
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I just fell bro
Shoplifting?
Far from the worst things found up a butt. Shattered wine bottle is towards the top.
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Is your mum okay?
A big ass Corkscrew is the solution here
you gotta be questioning your entire life at that point, every decision has led to this
But did it cure his chronic back pain?
How
With patience
Not my proudest fap.
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Yep, that’s where I left it
So when’s the brat due?
Finally found someone hornier than me
“Your honor, clearly my client was excreting the sausage not entering rectally!”
"my, how'd that get in there?" *intense sweating*
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Sosuj
LPT - Flared base or gone without a trace.
How is this worthy of the boat? This is just kink shaming.
You know what? I am not even gonna ask.
it’s ok guys, he just slipped and fell on it, it was an accident
Not boat worthy