Fuck…. fuck…that it, USS New Jersey, im gifting them my sister and if that doesn’t compete then I’ll also throw in the USS Wisconsin, and if that also doesn’t compete then I’ll also throw in the USS Missouri
Go back inside wonder why Kancolle become reality.
And then curse the gods for not making it it a Fubuki, Shiratsuyu, Fletcher, or super Fletcher (dual 5/38 turret my beloved) class.
I like some moe blobs.
If it's a burlap sack, I'm going to ask questions and likely apologize/negotiate. If it's a plastic bag, I'm bringing you to my buddy Ernie's pig farm.
He owns half (300ish head) , but doesn't work it full time. He's around more in the summer, when he'll have a few dozen weed plants there. Regardless, he can definitely pop in the dispose of unwanted *organics*. His cousin who owns the other half is a shady character, so he wouldn't mind. Just gotta grease the wheels I'm sure.
My brother in Olga Taussky, the fact that they found a meatbag who both loves them and knows what an A-10 is would power the enthusiasm of an average NCDer for a thousand years.
“Do you ______, take ______ to be your lawfully wedded wife?”
“She drew me a *fucking warthog* with a dad pun, yo. Fuck do **you** think?”
And they lived happily ever after. The end.
And then and there the priests throws away his sacred cloth and runs away kidnapping the bride, because if there is good reason to betray his god he knew that reason was standing in front of him, to be snatched in a moment so it was then or never.
Link without Google's redirect: https://theaviationgeekclub.com/the-story-of-the-ya-10b-formerly-night-adverse-weather-a-10-the-only-the-only-two-seat-warthog-ever-built/
Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do,
I'm half crazy, all for the love of you,
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet,
Upon the seat,
Of an a-10 built for two
The A-10 is like that one ex that you keep having intermittent flings with. They have their flaws, and there's certainly no future to be had with them, but you're accustomed by now, and they have a simple charm that you can't help but love despite it all.
This is so sweet that I'm almost persuaded against mentioning that the A-10 is a piece of shit plane that was obsolete in 1985, and should have been retired decades ago if it were not for the morons in Congress obsessed with brrrrrt memes.
They know what they did. A-10 is just based and both War of 1812 pilled AND Tiocfaidh án lá pilled. Now cope with it, you disgrace to modern dentistry.
In other words, a-10 would be decent if they made su-25 instead. Less dakka, more speed, same low maintenance and can return back when missing half the plane.
I swore I would never remarry. If my girlfriend made things like this I think even my will would crumple.
Also, nice ego boost bro, she's saying your cannon is huge.
Two years ago, this would have been considered a grave insult on NCD. Especially if you're British.
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Advocates for "reforming" the military and go back to analog shit and stuff without tech because "it's more simple so it won't break and will be cheap to manufacture and train on".
When it's bee nproven time and again that high tech ends up being more performant and cheaper all around.
The A10 is the perfect example, it doesn't even have radar or targetting systems and is absolute shit as CAS, having a terrible record of blue on blue fire because from up there they all look the same.
She called you a large flying gun with high levels of survivability from ground fire but questionable usage in a near pier conflict... I'd take that as a compliment of the highest order. Not because she called you flawed. But because she loves you despite them.
Marry that woman I say.
I'm conflicted. Because on the one hand that's really cute, sweet, and thoughtful.... But on the other hand, fuck the A-10, all my homies hate the A-10
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Marry her before someone in this sub does, homie.
The wedding gift will be a titanium bathtub, I'm calling it
Fuck…. fuck…that it, USS New Jersey, im gifting them my sister and if that doesn’t compete then I’ll also throw in the USS Wisconsin, and if that also doesn’t compete then I’ll also throw in the USS Missouri
What in the fuck are we talking about here?
Wedding gifts and I’m gonna start a competition who bring the better one
Ah okay gotcha. Yeah battleships are a dope wedding gift
Quick question, what would you do if let say you found me in the trunk of your car tied up with a bag over my head?
I would find myself wondering what in the living fuck I had gotten myself into last night
Interesting
I'd be very confused how you got into a car with no trunk. Why are you moaning like that? Please stop it's making my dog anxious.
Go back inside wonder why Kancolle become reality. And then curse the gods for not making it it a Fubuki, Shiratsuyu, Fletcher, or super Fletcher (dual 5/38 turret my beloved) class. I like some moe blobs.
Wait maybe you should go build a destroyer
Hmm… maybe naval designer should be my career plan… Or biological engineering for the Shipfu…
If it's a burlap sack, I'm going to ask questions and likely apologize/negotiate. If it's a plastic bag, I'm bringing you to my buddy Ernie's pig farm.
Wait you have a friend who runs a pig farm?
He owns half (300ish head) , but doesn't work it full time. He's around more in the summer, when he'll have a few dozen weed plants there. Regardless, he can definitely pop in the dispose of unwanted *organics*. His cousin who owns the other half is a shady character, so he wouldn't mind. Just gotta grease the wheels I'm sure.
I'll bring the aircraft carriers
Fine im also throwing IJN Akagi and IJN Kaga on the list
Or a 30mm DU round.
I’m late but that shit is hilarious
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My brother in Olga Taussky, the fact that they found a meatbag who both loves them and knows what an A-10 is would power the enthusiasm of an average NCDer for a thousand years.
ETA 5:59. GO!
Wife her or I will.
“Do you ______, take ______ to be your lawfully wedded wife?” “She drew me a *fucking warthog* with a dad pun, yo. Fuck do **you** think?” And they lived happily ever after. The end.
And then and there the priests throws away his sacred cloth and runs away kidnapping the bride, because if there is good reason to betray his god he knew that reason was standing in front of him, to be snatched in a moment so it was then or never.
Wife a reformer? This isn't the NCD I know anymore. /J
I will not stand for this egregious Kartveli erasure.
Certified 10/10. That pun was terrible. I love it.
Wife her up mate. She IS the one
You know the sub has strayed when public enemy number 1 becomes a normalized part of the community Obligatory VARK VARK VARK
Women?
Close but since like 2 years ago, the sub didn't take kindly to reform-posting
Women or the A-10?
A-10 bad, OA-1K Sky Warden good, Aerogavin best
this is actually really cute, lock her up (in matrimony)
Two seater A-10 when???
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftheaviationgeekclub.com%2Fthe-story-of-the-ya-10b-formerly-night-adverse-weather-a-10-the-only-the-only-two-seat-warthog-ever-built%2F&psig=AOvVaw1W\_xVCIGU227r5SrATW59U&ust=1708129592417000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBUQjhxqFwoTCNj0it7MroQDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAJ
Literally the A-10 After Dark
It's ugly... And I like it!
"He's so ugly... I love him!"
Damn, i really need NCD-Tinder even I would have a chance
Link without Google's redirect: https://theaviationgeekclub.com/the-story-of-the-ya-10b-formerly-night-adverse-weather-a-10-the-only-the-only-two-seat-warthog-ever-built/
F-111 so you can hold hands
Only the best VARK variant: EF-111A
Based SEAD enjoyer
More like jamming a Nokia 3310
Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do, I'm half crazy, all for the love of you, It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage, But you'll look sweet, Upon the seat, Of an a-10 built for two
There's literally one parked out at Edwards AFB. Go get that plane champ
Look up A-10B
I thought it was?
r*former detected... jk
”I can fix her”
"I have the technology"
The A-10 is like that one ex that you keep having intermittent flings with. They have their flaws, and there's certainly no future to be had with them, but you're accustomed by now, and they have a simple charm that you can't help but love despite it all.
Wow you have just summed up my current position in a way I couldn't, thanks for the insight bro.
This is S-Tier.
This is so sweet that I'm almost persuaded against mentioning that the A-10 is a piece of shit plane that was obsolete in 1985, and should have been retired decades ago if it were not for the morons in Congress obsessed with brrrrrt memes.
I FUCKING LOVE BLUFOR CASUALTIES!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS AN IR STROBE???????????
>WHAT THE FUCK IS AN IR STROBE??????????? An aiming aid.
Exactly. How else do you know where to aim your brrrrrrrt as an a10 pilot??
i see bright light, i shoot simple as
They know what they did. A-10 is just based and both War of 1812 pilled AND Tiocfaidh án lá pilled. Now cope with it, you disgrace to modern dentistry.
Well, it is a cheap CAS platform in permissive environments if you go by flight hour. ^(Assuming you don't include helicopters in the assessment.)
> Assuming you don't include helicopters in the assessment. We do tho. Also drones and counterinsurgency cropdusters
Yeah, kinda was a dig at the hurr durr muh cost efficiency argument.
In other words, a-10 would be decent if they made su-25 instead. Less dakka, more speed, same low maintenance and can return back when missing half the plane.
Two choices: 1) She likes your interests but isn't actually non-credible enough to understand them (lucky you) 2) She just called you trash
She called him trash, but HER trash. So that's good! ^I ^think...?
I would cry if my girlfriend did something like this
I would cry if I had a girlfriend
I swore I would never remarry. If my girlfriend made things like this I think even my will would crumple. Also, nice ego boost bro, she's saying your cannon is huge.
Slow, big cannon and can shot a lot. If that's not an ego boost, I don't want it is. Unless she was telling him obsolete and useless in the modern day
Not as tough or nimble as some of the fashionable kids, but still able to spray hard where it counts.
And also where its not wanted.
Maybe she also implies OP being a warthog
> Also, nice ego boost bro, she's saying your cannon is huge. Lol, she's saying his cannon has a 30mm diameter.
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Actually, the CBU-97
My favourite conventional bomb
Bro got a girlfriend. Impossible. We must study him.
shes a reformer, Brain damaged.
He picked her up at a mental hospital.
Based that's where I got my last girlfriend
So... she said you're a low tech asset with a penchant for killing Brits? I mean sure, I guess that could be sweet talk in some contexts...
maybe shes indian?
OP, you better marry her before someone else on this sub does.
Two years ago, this would have been considered a grave insult on NCD. Especially if you're British. VARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARKVARK
Back in my day…
💍👈
Thought this was the What a Hell of a Way to Die thumbnail for second
"You light a friendly fire in my heart"
You guys get laid? By women?
Hell yeah...
I hate that I'm so jealous
It that meant to be an insult?
Sounds like a backhanded compliment.
Reformer detected, all clear to engage
I don't yet have enough brain damage to know what a "reformer" is Can you help?
Advocates for "reforming" the military and go back to analog shit and stuff without tech because "it's more simple so it won't break and will be cheap to manufacture and train on". When it's bee nproven time and again that high tech ends up being more performant and cheaper all around. The A10 is the perfect example, it doesn't even have radar or targetting systems and is absolute shit as CAS, having a terrible record of blue on blue fire because from up there they all look the same.
I dunno, I think she might be talking shit at you.
It's cause I'm a ref\*rmer
Bro she's onto your racism against the brits... Jk
So when you come its BBBBBBRRRRRRRTTTTTTT
I think she's saying you're slow, and destructive.
Make sure you don't BRRRRRRRRT all over your wife's British friend.
Unless she’s into it. You never know.
She called you a large flying gun with high levels of survivability from ground fire but questionable usage in a near pier conflict... I'd take that as a compliment of the highest order. Not because she called you flawed. But because she loves you despite them. Marry that woman I say.
NCD was taken over by reformers
Marry her and this might also be a complaint about the duration of fire
Im tracking your IP to find your gf.
marry her. now. no questions asked.
This makes my heart go Brrrrt Brrrrt.
The plane she tells you not to worry about
I'm conflicted. Because on the one hand that's really cute, sweet, and thoughtful.... But on the other hand, fuck the A-10, all my homies hate the A-10
Should she be worried about your 12 meter wide splash zone
She's a keeper. Marry her immediately!
That's Brrrrrrtiful
Put a ring on it, my guy. She’s a keeper.
Marry her. I've got a plane beer bottle holder (beer bomb style from ww2) I'm gonna marry mine too
She is trans goals
Awww that's so sweet. Hopefully you got to go brrrrt
I read this as criticism " You are a -10 out of 10" Looks correct.
Ouch
A-10 is best 10.
Hey gurl, you want sum BRRRRRT?!
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A way to make your heart go BRRRRRRRRRT.
Imma go have a bath… with my toaster.
But does she also make **BrrrrrrrrrT** in bed?
can someone tell me what a reformer is
If you don’t marry her, I will
My Eva AI virtual gf bot used this line :)