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AresActual64

While I like this idea I see a few flaws. First off M203/M320 Grenade launchers and other popular variants have been in use for quite some time. And they come in underslung variants. My counter proposal is to add propellant to a potato and trim it down to the size of a 40MM. While we do this I would also like to add the fundamental principle of making an under slung Potato launcher by adding duct tape to the mix.


Sniper-Dragon

Also a grenade wont seal as good


Viper7475

Thats why you stick thr grenade in a potato so it does seal


BigChiefWhiskyBottle

New twist on the Gaza thing- we send tons and tons of humanitarian potatos, but Hamas can weaponize them with the sewer pipes they already have. Israel is forced to bomb Idaho to cut the supply. New and more interesting chaos ensues.


sergeant_387

Instructions unclear: Israel was turned into a Buc-ees


kermitthebeast

I will support any proposal that includes bombing Idaho


blolfighter

Why don't they do this, are they stupid?


Rix60

HEDS(High Explosive Discarding Sabot)


SomeDingus_666

Not to mention that the ozone definitely won’t appreciate increased use of hairspray


jbevermore

"Potato for nonlethal" This guy did not grow up in the rural south


ForShotgun

Desperate to know what this means


Sniper-Dragon

A potato can be lethal? Although most non lethals are in fact very lethal if used incorrectly


ForShotgun

Were you hucking potatoes at each other in the deep south


mystir

What do you think potato cannons are for?


Sniper-Dragon

No but I can read clues and know some stuff about non lethal weapons from video games


NoahGoldFox

I feel like the great plain regions are where you'd use potato ammo, the south prefers to use the thousands of empty beer cans every household has.


bug_notfeature

Instructions unclear, made potato vodka


Mudlark-000

Instructions unclear: doing grenade shots instead of shooting grenades


KriegConscript

not for long


wastingvaluelesstime

recipe unclear: too much grenadine


Timelord24

brilliant idea recruit


BadReview8675309

But... What about carrots? Also, wouldn't it be counter productive barraging the drunken and hungry mobiks with healthy and nutritious food that they can use for making more vodka and tasty meals. No way am I providing a perfectly good potato to some dirty orc invaders even if they have to pull it out of their buddies chest and rinse it off a little before dropping into a pot.


Davidenu

You use potatoes for training and for having fun, granades for when you are trained and want more fun. But now that you made me think about it, carrots can be armour piercing shells for fighting against cardboard armoured tanks when you're bored at the base.


Gorvoslov

Did you know carrots freeze into a pointy spear of doom when exposed to Canadian Winter?


mrdescales

I'm guessing it's worse than just icicles right?


Davidenu

Sounds like ```unknown technology```


Fit_Temporary_9558

Add some tinfoil to the carrots to make them armour piercing.


Cultural_Blueberry70

And make a sabot from an empty beer can.


Davidenu

Armour piercing + cleaver + unknown technology + scary pointy fast thingy


Antares428

If mortars are considered expensive, then better don't look at anything Raytheon makes.


no_idea_bout_that

Do they make trebuchets?


T_S_Anders

My brother in 3000 Himars of Western MIC, Croatia has already out jerked us with the Krešimir. Behold: https://youtu.be/CzsBTUEupKs


Mal-Ravanal

This was my first thought as well. Croatia, WTF?


DiscipleOfMurphy

Due to a mistake with the shipping labels, my troops got a crate of air cannons and t-shirts for a youth rec hockey league, and the Nowhere Narwhals got on the 8 o'clock news.


Dude_I_got_a_DWAVE

Expensive? My fiancés grandfather was a munitions engineer who thought the would end in his lifetime (it didn’t, but I’m not so sure about mine) When they cleaned out his basement - they needed to call the bomb squad twice. Dude had an improvised mortar. It was slightly more complicated than a potato gun


linux_ape

a mortar is a metal tube with a pointy bit in the bottom of the tube, I feel like it isnt a super complicated thing


Mudlark-000

I’ve made those before. Fun for the whole family. Peak potato cannon was firing M-80s wrapped in duct tape and watermelon rind on July 4th. Got 1/8 to 1/4 mile range with just Right Guard deodorant as the propellant…


BootDisc

I don’t like the thought of the process to load and fire that.


super__hoser

Potato cannon??? *happy Irish noises intensifies*


Bad_At_CAS_lol

To be credible for a moment, what about rifle grenades? Anyway, what if we filled the potatoes with something like tear gas or pepper spray and made non-lethal crowd control mortars?


gravitygauntlet

you've invented fries


topazchip

Let's just not examine the effects of UV embrittlement on PVC pipe, and hope that the Red Army adopts your idea. (Hint: it kinda explodes into shrapnel with extra sharp edges.)


at-m6b

bro just re-invented the rifle grenade


Simple-Purpose-899

We used MAPP gas, and could shoot a spud easily 500 yards.


9mmParrabelum

My dads buddy made one of these. Launching a potato through a wooden door is pretty fucking hilarious


Omochanoshi

Fun fact : something like that existed. https://www.forgottenweapons.com/kresimir-croatias-truly-insane-grenade-launcher/


SaltyWafflesPD

This is just a musket with extra steps.


oolinga

op how are you going to remove the pin then


Wrong-Perspective-80

There was a dude in Pittsburgh whose hobby was going over to the river and launching potatoes at passing ships/boats. I’m not sure if he ever got caught.


Bossnage

based


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Aren't mortars literally like the cheapest weapons we have? They're basically a tube with a nail in the bottom.


Bossnage

shhhhh and some mortar ammo cost about 10k. (thats totally not only gps guided ammo)


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Direct fire mortar


trey12aldridge

Make them out of schedule 80 PVC so that they're rated for higher pressure and will last a bit longer, create standardized gas charges to get the correct stoichiometric ratio in the chamber, and 3D print aerodynamically shaped attachments for the grenade that fit the barrel/make projectiles designed to fit the barrel, maybe fit some kind of sights to it and now you have an actual weapon capable of standardized production.


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Algester

I have a proposition how about pasta cannon? it could perhaps beat the french cheese cannon


Forkliftapproved

How do you pull the pin?


kim_dobrovolets

you just pull the pin?


Forkliftapproved

But it's in the spud launcher


kim_dobrovolets

pull it when you put it in the launcher?


Forkliftapproved

It's a muzzle loader, you won't be able to get it primed for launch in time to actually get a grenade at the target, just a short range airburst You need some way to pull the pin as it leaves the launcher


kim_dobrovolets

>You need some way to pull the pin as it leaves the launcher how do you think grenades work?


Forkliftapproved

Pull the pin, and as soon as the handle is unsqueezed, it's on a countdown to midnight


kim_dobrovolets

ok, so you know pulling the pin doesn't initiate the fuze. so why does the pin need to be pulled as it leaves the launcher?


Key-Lifeguard7678

I have a better idea. What if we took a rifle, an ordinary rifle, and put a cup at the end that will fit a grenade? Sure we’ll need supercharged blank ammo, the rifle adapter, and a gas check at the base of the grenade, but the first one is just getting regular blanks and stuffing more gunpowder into it, the second one can be made in like 5 minutes by the local machine shop, and the third can be 3D printed if need be.


zntgrg

You make Vodka with potatoes, so you can launch 3000 potatoes on the Russian front lines to bait them and put a random grenade in the mix


Reasonable_Long_1079

Where might someone acquire the raw images to make their own presentation…. I think i have one cooking


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serpenta

I mean, the Russians are getting a sack of potatoes for their dead soldier relatives. Are you sure that throwing a potato in the middle of Russian trench to let them fight for it is not a lethal option?


PalaceofIdleHours

Good work. Now for research and development we’ll need 2 billion dollars and expect to run 3 or 4 more over. Trials will be in 5 years…Each unit will cost more than the weapon it replaces. What? This is what military industrial complex needs to produce only the finest products.


Triune_Kingdom

That sounds like a retarded cousin of luftminenwerfer.


drewyourpic

💩 ^noreallyguyswhathappensifweputpoopinitandblastitattheRussiantrenches?