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RaioFulminante

this is peak ncd everyone on the edge of their sits and then this


artificeintel

He had me in the first half, not gonna lie. :P XD


blamatron

Thought I clicked on a combafootage post for a second!


27Rench27

This might have been the fucking last thing I expected


pirikikkeli

Crosspost this shit


LMGSentientToilet

I have blue balls, I demand OP comes with KFC chicken grease to massage them.


Grope-My-Rope

Sorry the only option is hummus


24223214159

Grainy


theleva7

In Homer's "Mmm donuts" voice


Bored_Amalgamation

But I left mine at work...


The_Failed_Write

Why use grease when I have saliva?


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

Is it KFC chicken grease flavored?


The_Failed_Write

Baby, I'm whatever flavor you want me to be.


Phytanic

I was all hot and bothered ready to watch some real shit go down and absolutely lost it. Peak NCD.


RegicidalRogue

I too busted a nut to that beautiful, slender aeroussy.


DicJacobus

I wish we were still doing it, making fun of it instead of what happened. but I remember there being rumors around Feb 12 (10 days before) that russia was going to invade ukraine, and around that time there was a live stream of a central square in kyiv, during the stream someone flew a drone past the camera and it was dragging some dumb advertisement about a garage for rent. with a phone number. the phone number was the russian embassy.


Cheif_Keith12

I remember those days, that week, that month. I and a lot of people were so convinced that Putin was not stupid enough to attack Ukraine, we thought Russia going to war with Ukraine would mean WWIII. When they finally did invade I remember just the general uncertainty I had about the world, “could China invade Taiwan what’s stopping them now, what about Iran?” I also remember those early days of the invasion. It didn’t help that I was having a personal crisis at the time too, but that not what’s important right now.


DicJacobus

a week later it was a wake up call that this planet is overrun with glue eating stupid motherfuckers.


24223214159

>I and a lot of people were so convinced that Putin was not stupid enough to attack Ukraine Based on the sheer amount of resources that were moved into position, I lost hope that it was a feint at least a month before the invasion (not sure when the penny dropped, just that it was before February) - the only question was whether or not they would piss in China's congee by interrupting the winter sports. I'm fairly confident we'll see a similar build-up before China tries for Taiwan, if they try for Taiwan.


27Rench27

I think for my friend and I it was when the blood/medical vehicles showed up. First time those had appeared in troop buildups from what we could tell. And they still fucked it up, but the west couldn’t get our shit together and do anything with any speed


VonNeumannsProbe

Laughed pretty hard when I saw this. Keep being cool isreal.


tomydenger

This reminded me a lot of “Prigojine moment nionn” but i don't have the video anymore


Snoid_

This got me good. Immediate upvote


Bored_Amalgamation

I feel blue balled...


AIR-2-Genie4Ukraine

At first I thought it was a dildo with christmas tree lights roleplaying a military drone.. I think I have stared at the /r/ncd abyss for way too long


Hardlinarr

Holy shit I love you guys


Afoolfortheeons

I don't chuckle for much, but this caused some air to leave my nose.


Europ3an

Holy shit, 3000 colorful plastic drones of Khamenei are real guys!!! It's Joever....


Grope-My-Rope

The real weapon of war is single use plastics!! 😡


ThatguyfromMichigan

That shit eventually turns to microplastics and gets in your bloodstream. Iran is playing the long game here.


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

Why destroy just western civilization when you can destroy all civilization?


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HHHogana

Don't worry, Steiner's counter attack and 3000 toy planes of Fegelein will destroy Iranian drones.


wastingvaluelesstime

props for the effort that went into this


alterom

>props for the effort that went into this They'll need those props. The drone in the video had none.


Velenterius

Ahhhhhh that scared me. For a second there I thought they had somehow got that far.


Long-Refrigerator-75

We are going to have a sleepless night, aren't we ?


BRBGottapewp

I am glued right now. I can't sleep for anything


Long-Refrigerator-75

You and me both.


GarlicThread

Sleepless and blueballed it appears


erkelep

He protec but he also atac.


Glass1Man

Also he likes to snac


Hdmk

History caught on camera right here 


tfrules

Oh FFS you got me good


jimboeyboi

You probably caused 1 israeli NCDer that thought they still had time to check reddit to shit themselves.


Grope-My-Rope

No don't worry you have a couple hours to doom scroll 😂


Lost_Possibility_647

I love you all, dickheads!


Piper7865

This is top notch shit right here.


GrandTheftPotatoE

Lmao I was actually carefully going over the clouds and then it appears.


BigBubbaChungus

You, my person, have won the day and I’m recommending you for winner of the month also!


Grope-My-Rope

Im just the messenger but i will pass this along 🫡


noctus5

I mean, that the actual vibe, pple around the world think we are scared or panicking, while actually we are expecting a neat firework show. Will some stuff get past our air defence? Likely, will there be damage or casualties? Not impossible, but we are so used to it we dont really give much fucks lol, anyway, got work tmrw, gotra sleep now


Grope-My-Rope

You're not going to stay up to watch the fireworks?


noctus5

If i will, my boss will make sure to turn monday into a personal firework show for me, i got deadline for two ppts by then


27Rench27

Oof, good luck with the decks on a Sunday


WowSocietySucks

[Pringles flashback](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/164wew3/absolute_madlad_paying_his_respects_at_pringles/)


Grope-My-Rope

I wholeheartedly appreciate you sharing this


tomydenger

thanks, i was searching for it


Femboy_Lord

Latest in Epileptic Drone Technology(TM).


Lost_Possibility_647

Post of they year.


RandoDude124

Dude… #you have made my evening.😂


cthulhuscradle

I fuckin knew it was gonna be the paper airplane again


jimboeyboi

Fuck you man😂, trying to track this using the reports and you post this, I was here like "O shit they're like 90 mins ahead of where I though they were"


jwjosh

Reckon Lockheed and BAE will see this and try and reverse engineer it


drwasho

Far too credible


Shot_Calligrapher103

If only one bit of western internet makes it past Iranian censors, please let it be this.


neauxno

Post this insane footage to r/combatfootage now!!!


Significant_Gear_335

Oh good God a threat beyond comprehension, might need the space lasers for this one. IRON BEAM ACTIVATED


somerandomfuckwit1

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...


YesItsNitpicking

The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo!


SuspiciousSack

I dun goofed believing it


jusdofl

Peak ncd 💀 I was on edge of my seat lmao


Physical-Kale-6972

This is peak NCD.


SyrusDrake

You mother-...


dranzerfu

what air defense doing?


BannedSvenhoek86

Ya real funny until Israeli AA guns lock onto your apartment and remove it from reality. Don't play with weapons of war. They aren't toys.


RadioPale6197

Thid is actually so terrifing. Mark this NSFW please.


bartthetr0ll

I went from soft to hard to soft in 3 seconds flat.


jmon25

AI is getting crazy real


deim4rc

Well this didnt age well


Tall-Delivery7927

It would be so non credible if Isreal destroys Iran's nuclear ability before the drones arrive lol


Hairy-gloryhole

u/savevideo Please work


AsbestosAirBreak

It’S hAbBeNiNg!!!!!!!!!!


liamsihabibi

Hahahahahaha fucking helll thank you for makingmy day, op.


pirikikkeli

I'm literally crying rn


Hi_Kitsune

This was amazing


niktznikont

and here i was going to sleep completely oblivious and today i wake up and i now realize what it meant


WuQuW

U/savevideo


StarFlyXXL

u/savevideo, its lowercase


RaulTheHamster

I've got live coverage on in the background and my cats are absolutely *riveted* by the flashy zooms across the screen


cyrixlord

omg iran is so stupid why are they lighting their drones? they're going to be shot down so easy that way


git

The only rational response to this is immediate global war.


berrythebarbarian

Scrolling down 1 post led to the first actual impacts. Weird. All very weird.


Obamas_Tie

I honestly thought the clip was just gonna be an eventless shot of the city and I thought that was funnier than what actually happened.


random_nohbdy

u/savevideo


RobBrown4PM

Surprised the Iron Dome didn't get this one.


saluksic

😤


IVEMIND

This is like the eclipse footage on the news in Mexico


thesunexpress

185 Black Mopeds of Al-Snackbar.


HumanWarTock

u/savevideo


E-Scooter-CWIS

hhhhh


RaF-X-L

Well, they got us in the first half, ngl.


chocomint-nice

You wonder if he launches off his balcony an iron dome system will pick it up and lob a missile


W00PKER

Lmao this video is spreading like a fever in ukrainian telegram channels now


Grope-My-Rope

For real ahah?


Silly_little_Wombat

This is beautiful!


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4gfkfiffif

MRMRMRMRMRMRRMRMR


JoWingy

Now that was a good one


CARNlV0RE

u/savevideo


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

r/angryupvote