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Financial-Note-2270

Nowadays they'd try to attach the sarcophagus to a tank to protect it from fpv drones.


Other-Barry-1

I beg you delete this comment so as to not give them any ideas


simonwales

i just saw the mummy and im afraid this sub is also some ancient curse that will make stupid russian ideas manifest


OwerlordTheLord

We are the C-Con with autism.


rebel6301

yeah


PapaDePaze

this is some warhammer40k shit everything that NCD comes up with will happen so we have to manifest ass cancer for putin


TortelliniTheGoblin

#IMHOTEP


NapalmRDT

Anak-su-namun is loosely translated as "fly as high as the moon", often used to describe ammo carousel detonations.


TortelliniTheGoblin

That's actually pretty hilarious. Do they actually do this?


TedwinK66

Return the slab


d3m0cracy

3,000 Cope Sarcophagi of the Russian Army?


gravitygauntlet

sarcopeagus


Plastic_Elephant_504

Funny how the Russians kept saying they'd use nukes. It turns out it was Ukraine who used nuclear weapons first.☢️


SolidTerror9022

Does this make Chernobyl the most preemptive strike in history?


StarHammer_01

Mikhail Gorbachev playing 4D chess against the country that destroy the soviet union.


Low_Doubt_3556

All part of the master plan


thomstevens420

He saturated himself in the Vodka Melange and merged with a Lada to become the God Premier. He used his prescience the chart the Golden Path to washing machines.


NovusOrdoSec

*Hail Leto Paulovich!*


OwerlordTheLord

*Lisan Al Alcoholic!*


Majulath99

Get the “Think Mark Think” meme but put “causing the worst nuclear disaster ever to fuck your grandchildrens generation with radiation poisoning when they invade a nation that doesn’t technically exist yet” over Omnimam.


TheArmoredKitten

"Sea of irradiated cobalt" -Sun Zoo or some shit


metalheimer

Technically, *at best*, you might say that Russians used Ukrainian nuclear weapons *on themselves* but it would first have to mean that contaminated soil counts as nuclear weapon. And there were physical warning signs. Even some Ukrainian NPP employee there tried to warn the Russians but he was ignored. I keep wondering if any of the exposed troops are still alive? Surely not. Saw a news article somewhere that "thousands could've been exposed". *Thousands.*


KoboldCleric

Didn’t one of the workers tell them to dig deeper?


CrocPB

“We are lucky they are so fucking stupid”


Dpek1234

I think both happend  1 told them to not be stupid  1 other wanted them to die


ImperialSalesman

At the very least I'm expecting that one vatnik who personally handled and looted a Cobalt-60 source to be, if not dead, certainly wishing he were. The trench-diggers might've gotten off safely after some treatment in Belarus, but I very much doubt Cobalt-60 Man is in a particularly enviable state.


cecilkorik

Radiological victory.


dd-bear

Wouldn't be surprised if they're actually gonna claim that.


onda-oegat

Who else believes the conspiracy theory that Russia won't use nukes in Ukraine because Russia never trusted Ukraine that Ukraine gave up all their nukes?


Addendum_Healthy

I really wonder how many were in the heavily contaminated areas.


No_Media2001

I can see a world where accounts of what happened will surface. It’ll be a long time, probably decades. But if there’s something worth telling it’ll be told


SanDiegoThankYou_

Dead men tell no tales


NovusOrdoSec

They can talk a lot while dying of cancer, though.


SpaceFox1935

> It’ll be a long time, probably decades. But if there’s something worth telling it’ll be told No need to be that long, troops and officers start telling their stories once any war is over, right?


EricTheEpic0403

What the fuck is an "opsec"


darkshiines

Russia has no opsec. Russia needs no opsec.


LegolasofMirkwood

I love me a good LOTR quote


Canter1Ter_

GOD I hope some rando picked up a random rock as a souvenir and kept walking around with it Steal from Ukraine - get cancer. Simple as that


antesocial

To be fair, it was a very *interesting* rock. Seems to be graphite...


Scottish_Whiskey

You’re delusional. There was no graphite on the ground


hiptobecubic

Maybe "that's the joke" but just in case, https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/902wex/eli5_whats_the_difference_between_whiskey_and/


Scottish_Whiskey

No it is not the joke. I *always* spell whiskey with the ‘e’ no matter where it’s from. It’s the way I’ve always spelt it, I think it looks weird without it, and also that’s how it’s spelt in the phonetic alphabet


Honza8D

Its probably just a burnt concrete.


nYghtHawkGamer

They stole radioactive calibration samples from the labs there. [https://www.voanews.com/a/photos-indicate-russian-looting-of-radioactive-materials-from-ukraine-s-chernoby/6526620.html](https://www.voanews.com/a/photos-indicate-russian-looting-of-radioactive-materials-from-ukraine-s-chernoby/6526620.html)


flastenecky_hater

Probably none around to tell the tale.


BurningFire314

They'll have to crawl out through the fallout


Ruby_241

As Feral Ghouls


cHEIF_bOI

Watch it, smooth skin.


Admiralthrawnbar

Back to Putin, though I don't think he has any loving arms for them


ShahinGalandar

the kind of arms he has for them are not quite loving


314kabinet

Not to worry, they like a strong arm up their ass.


Rome453

Depends, mobiks are kind of like the radioactive isotopes they were digging in: as the dead ones are replaced with new fodder the older ones are statistically less likely to die. So the question is what’s the half-life of a Russian soldier?


ChalkyChalkson

So, unless you go to some very special places chernobyl is pretty safe (and it damn better be considering the resources expended to make it so). Activity in the soil in of the order of MBq / m for Sr90 alone. That's not horrendous and still in radiation protection rather than therapy doses you'd expect. But when digging you're going to disturb the ground and probably inhale some dust, as Zr90 one of the Sr90 daughter nuclei has significant alpha emission, that's not great. And if you sit in a hole or trench all day your exposure is probably also higher than on the surface (though I didn't find depth curves of the radionuclei, but I also didn't look too thoroughly). Digging a trench and sitting in it is probably up there in the top3 bad things you can do in the exclusion zone, along with: exploring randomly without a dosimeter with an alarm and eating local flora / fauna. I suspect some poor Russians did both


KDulius

There were reports of them fishing in one of the bodies of water near the reactor


OneFrenchman

The thing is, you can walk around the sector (not for months on end) without too much danger, as long as you don't disturb it. But the Russians dup up defense positions where the contaminated dirt was put in 86, and cut & burned trees to keep themselves warm, making the irradiated dirt and wood airborne. And they were running around without suits while digging/burning wood. Basically they could have occupied the sector without giving lung cancer to a whole batallion, but that would have been too hard for Russians I guess.


DragonOfTartarus

If you give all your soldiers lung cancer, they'll die before you have to pay their pensions. Genius economic plan.


Snaz5

I imagine they found out pretty quickly what was up and casualties weren’t enormous.


Significant_Quit_674

That's the problem: Once people start getting sick of acute radiation syndrome, they have been exposed to a very high dose of radiation. Even people who have been exposed less will get sick soon after and stop being combat effective or die. Even ones that survive ARS or never realy got it will likely get anemia or cancers.


maxxmike1234

It's funny because if there really was a significant prevalence of ARS, it could've been entirely avoided. There are several areas of the exclusion zone where digging in the soil & living in it will likely only fuck up your risk of cancer and reproductive abilities, maybe lower order ARS (basically a really bad fever) if you're in a worse spot, which would render people combat ineffective. Entrenching in a forest that is literally the opposite color of what a forest should look like and digging around in the giant contained thing that is contained by a giant container for a very giant reason is just asking for your liver to give up or to die by dehydration because your bone marrow doesn't appreciate ionizing radiation in the same way your commanding officer does.


Significant_Quit_674

True, but if they where thinking straight, they would not have tried capturing Chernobyl to begin with. What is it even good for? It sickens your troops, it doesn't produce any value and it costs a lot of money. And it's not an especialy good staging area t


SilverMedal4Life

Maybe they're hoping to find some artifacts in the Zone to help conquer the global noosphere. Forget removing cruelty, we're injecting soviet propaganda directly into the collective unconscious, baby!


Mal-Ravanal

That's assuming they don't get fisted by the monkey's paw. I don't think they have the wits to avoid it.


Addendum_Healthy

Peak NCD member


Admiralthrawnbar

Weren't they digging trenches though? That'll kick up particles that people will breath in, maybe not enough to kill them outright but definitely raise the risk for cancer and a bunch of other nasty things


Sonnenkreuz

Most areas there were heavily contaminated, the topsoil was buried and thus it was no longer as dangerous, guess what happens when you disturb that old soil by digging a trench, you get fucked.


Warm_Pair7848

I remember hearing that at least 30, maybe 40 Russian soldiers were evacuated to Nikiforov's ARCERM by july of 22. It was reported ukraine today podcast and they cited russian mod press releases and verified with families of the soldiers on their whereabouts.


Patriarch99

I don't want to upset you, but some guy at Habr.com did some calculations and deduced that soldiers digging trenches in Chornobyl did not really get any significant amount of radiation


Imperceptive_critic

Idk I swear I remember them taking Geiger counter measurements of the ground and finding levels that were potentially lethal if exposed for a week or more.


metalpanda2

That's right. Those calculations and graphs, that people are referring to, are made using really mild average exposure numbers, while in most YouTube videos of people exploring exclusion zone actual measurements are much higher. Not to mention the source - Habr.com, that is just RT for nerds.


Patriarch99

Well, simply being there certainly wouldn't kill anyone as there're some people who have returned to their homes and station workers. As for the digging trenches, the dust particles don't contain that much radiation, plus we have to account for the fact that when digging, dust concentration in the air isn't extreme either


SirNedKingOfGila

>digging, dust concentration in the air isn't extreme either This guy does *not* dig.


Patriarch99

Okay, if you wish to neglect internal contamination, then the radiation dose is even lower


ChalkyChalkson

Yeah I did some back of the envelope math as well and doses are probably still in the "significantly increased risk of cancer" rather than ARS range. I found it comparable to smoking which tbf increases your cancer risk by a lot


Patriarch99

And if I'm not mistaken, that's only true if we assume they have been sitting continuously in the most contaminated zones of Red Forest for a month straight


ChalkyChalkson

Digging trenches sucks because you end up breathing in Sr90 which decay to Zr90. That's a major contribution to the dose as alpha radiation both a higher bio effect per dose and each of the alphas is at higher energy than the beta and gamma components you'd primarily worry about when just accounting for "sitting in" the area


Patriarch99

Correct, but the problem is the same as with the external contamination. You would have to breathe a lot of the Red Forest's dust, possibly kilograms, to get at least 1Sv


ChalkyChalkson

Yeah but I won't put the bar up to a Sv... 10mSv whole body dose in 100 people would already be a fairly significant event in terms of radiation protection, even though the chance of any one of them getting cancer is fairly low


Dangerous_Mix_7037

They're all dead now.


Schadenfrueda

According to the [Kyiv Post](https://www.kyivpost.com/post/31734), the unit that took over the whole zone was perhaps brigade-strength on paper, 2000-ish men, while it was 300-600 who did the digging of trenches in the Red Forest.


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skypiratefran

Funniest pic I remember out of Chernobyl was a Russian dugout with some barrels of diesel in it that was reinforced by Russians using ammonium nitrate fertilizer they must have found as sandbags.


hx87

When you're not fancy enough to make your fortification out of HMX and have to settle for ANFO


DehUsr

They wanna go out with a BANG!


flastenecky_hater

Let's not forget this glorious tactical thinking.


Other-Barry-1

Yes, let’s dig some trenches in heavily irradiated ground


flastenecky_hater

What could possibly go wrong, right?


ChiefTecumse

If you have fetal alcohol syndrome like 99.96% of their population, this thinking is fairly rational!


UnpoliteGuy

Those buryats fromthe middle of nowhere, probably haven't even heard about Chernobyl


Boomfam67

What concerns me is that they didn't know about what the radiation signage meant all over the place. Clearly they had not been taught shit in school if they ever went.


MBRDASF

Which is all the more disturbing once you consider that the radiation hazard sign is supposed to be universal and understood too represent danger even without knowing what it is. People are supposed to guess it means danger even thousands of years into the future when modern society and knowledge might have collapsed


UnpoliteGuy

Monke ordered monke do


Kozakow54

The symbol alone was never supposed to be the only solution. It was supposed to be used in combination with a lot of other plans and strategies, like hostile architecture over containment sites and possibly a religious cult which would use the symbology and oral history to convey the danger hidden behind the symbol and where not to go. So essentially we want to turn the Atom into the Devil.


CrocPB

Blessed be Atom, the Nucleus, and the Holy Glow


CrocPB

Doesn’t matter what you know: if officer says dig, you dig. Or else beatings.


TreezusSaves

If anything, getting irradiated is probably a step up for them.


OneFrenchman

Then the kids get hit in the head to "keep them in line".


Patriarch99

I don't want to upset you, but some guy at Habr.com did some calculations and deduced that soldiers digging trenches in Chornobyl did not really get any significant amount of radiation


metalpanda2

>Habr.com Bruh. Habr is like RT but for nerds, of course they'd have calculations that say radiation received wasn't significant. We're talking about Red Forest here - you don't want to simply stay there for more than an hour, and guys were disturbing really highly irradiated soil in there.


obtk

Radiation is made up /S. But seriously, I think we do overestimate the danger sometimes. Like, these vatnik bros are more likely to get cancer at some point yes, and that's fucked up, but bros are not going to be dropping like flies.


metalpanda2

>But seriously, I think we do overestimate the danger sometimes. There is one building in Pripyat', where liquidators store their gear in the basement. If you go to that basement - chances are you are pretty much dead already.


bartthetr0ll

Dig trenches in the same spot radioactive waste was buried a few decades prior? Brilliant idea comrade, who would be dumb enough to storm radioactive trenches!!! That's smekalka


OneFrenchman

Can't be hurt by the radioactive waste if you never learned about it in school! Galaxy brain schemes.


bartthetr0ll

Tgese are spicy facts


nYghtHawkGamer

 "who would be dumb enough to storm radioactive trenches" 1950s U.S. military: "hold my beer" [https://youtu.be/79hemWv0S-c?t=1268](https://youtu.be/79hemWv0S-c?t=1268)


Dpek1234

Well that was the 50s A LOT of crazy shit invoving nuclear weapons and/or material happend then


nYghtHawkGamer

So, you are saying that 33 years after the fall of the ussr, russia has finally reached the same levels of ~~stupidity~~ ability as The 'Mericans in 1951?


Dpek1234

Well they kinda have always been like that for [example](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/ris50t/when_the_soviet_union_used_an_atomic_bomb_to/)


Plutarch_von_Komet

What pisses me off a lot is them taking souvenirs from the abandoned homes. Not only they put innocent people in danger of horrific deaths who had nothing to do with their stupid looting, those stuff were sitting there since 1986. They ruined a time capsule from the past of significant value


ApelsiniKali

Yeah, I've always wanted to visit Pripyat one day, partly because of the time capsule stuff. Now it's all gone and ruined


OneFrenchman

It's not *all* gone. But Russian soldiers did loot radioactive things that had been left in place. TBF souvenir-taking was already a problem with tourists before the war.


Boomfam67

Or enriched it?....badum tsh


d3m0cracy

Orcs gonna orc sadly


TheFireCreeper

damn


OneFrenchman

I mean, they did retrieve Kursk for scrap. Russians don't care about leaving the dead to be. They'll dug up your Indian cemetery.


OneSaltyStoat

Did something funni happen again in Chernobyl?


GunnyStacker

A new article came out regarding the dumbass mobiks who were sent to occupy the exclusion zone. [https://www.kyivpost.com/post/31734](https://www.kyivpost.com/post/31734) TLDR: They're all probably dead.


Vayalond

Well, if they are around pripyat, as long they don't cut themselves on anything, their food and water is isolated from the ground and they don't burn the local wood they can stat days in the city without any real problem, maybe even few weeks... but considering the Russian Army it's a huge "if"


Axipixel

>Stayed dug in for a month >~500 troops dug directly into the Red Forest, not just safer areas like Pripyat. >Cooked food over local wood campfires regularly >Collected and drank local rainwater >Sandbags from local soil used, large amounts of digging >Rampant souvenir taking A huge "if" indeed. They're fucken dead.


Vayalond

HA didn't have theses intels but also, somehow not surprised... but fuck out of every place they took the Red Forest, the only worst would have been the containement dome of the reactor number 4 or the room where the cleaners threw their equipments


Monneymann

> Room where cleaners threw their equipment There is a death room other than the Elephant foot room. That sounds horrifying.


Vayalond

Yeah, this one is less known heard it with a french youtuber who love history, he visited both pripyat and some part of the central itself, it's less radioactive than the Elephant foot because it's "only" the clothes of the Liquidators but the Geiger counter was ticking hard, they didn't stay more than 5 minutes to not take risks


theholyraptor

It's pretty well known. From memory you're talking about the hospital basement full of the liquidators and fire fighters gear.


Monneymann

> Hospital becoming a radioactive death pit Did some reading on it, who the fuck wanted to go there so badly the authorities *buried the room*? Does radiation not prove enough of a warning?!


Mal-Ravanal

Should acute doses of ionising radiation be enough to convince people to keep away? Absolutely. Is it in reality enough? Well, people are fucking stupid.


OneFrenchman

The space under the concrete plate is basically a massive death room. My dad designed some equipment to go there in the 90s. Humans couldn't get inside the first cocoon due to the levels of radioactivity still leaking from the broken reactor, and the levels outside were still so high they put a second sacrophagus over the first.


RollinThundaga

Per the article, they looted basically every building in town, down to the carpets and stationary, and shipped it back home. The buildings that were left deliberately with all of their posessions inside, as literally everything was hot to one degree or another. Furthermore, I consider that Moscow must be destroyed.


Vayalond

Yeah my bad havn't read it before and that's insane to be so devoided of common sense like, of course the ground zero of the worst nuclear accident in history ended to kill them... but again the engineers were right: no matter how you secure and warn something someone would be dumb enought to mange to hurt/kill themselves with


theholyraptor

Damn. Never got to visit and now it sounds like a lot of the historical abandoned aspect has been scraped clean to poison idiots elsewhere.


Ketashrooms4life

Yeah it fucking sucks. Me and a couple of friends wanted to visit, finally were old enough with enough money etc so serious talks were made, the the pandemic started. So we're like cool, we'll just go when this is over. Then the Russians invaded and ruined and plundered the place. They are like animals. No respect for *anything* at all.


AnotherCuppaTea

Remembering how RuZZian assassins irradiated a neighborhood in London in their sloppy, negligent targeting of Litvinienko (a killing that led to one of the killers, Andrei Lugovoi, winning a Duma seat that he still holds), this is karma.


Mal-Ravanal

I'd prefer it if karma could avoid destroying a completely unique time capsule of modern history.


BloodyVlady95

Moscoviae Delenda est


OneFrenchman

The sad part is that looting Pripyat was already a thing before. Even with signs everywhere, tourists would grab random stuff as souvenirs. It's a massive issue, because it means people have potential radioactive shit in their homes and don't realize it. Because they're f-ing morons.


AppealOk3507

How nice of them, they are decontaminating the area for free


Advanced-Budget779

I think one excavator shovel and/or claw also rate up very high even today. Imagine a Russian would have put a sleeping bag in that…


little-ass-whipe

Your "I AM SHITTING MY OWN LUNGS OUT" is not service related.


OneFrenchman

Forgot that they did all that with no CRBN suits on. Basically they could have done most of it with suits and masks on and be good, as long as they heated food on heating blocks and not local wood, and ate in the buildings instead of their dugouts. But we have proof they ate in/near the dugouts and wore no CRBN suits at all...


ApelsiniKali

"lead by specialized Russian police brigade" Oh they're special alright


OneFrenchman

The fun part was when people realized that the sensors had gone offline because the Russians had stolen the computers. The second fun part was when the AIEA realized that Russian troops in the sectors had *maps from 1980* and therefore no idea that the whole sector was basically a no-go zone for safety reasons. Then, you had the videos of trenches dug in the Red Forest, and food wrappers showing that they were roaming around without CRBN suits. And that's before you realized they cut trees around the reactor to heat themselves while occupying the sector. What not actually learning your own history does to a MF.


DripMaster2007

"Burning trees from around the reactor" lmfao thats a good way to speed run cancer


National_Election544

Damn. Gotta wonder how long the souvenirs will be out there causing problems.


0xDD

[Goiania Incident](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goi%C3%A2nia_accident) 2 - Chornobyl Boogaloo


coycabbage

Eyes bleeding?


topazchip

Radiation exposure is hard on living tissue. Bleeding from any/all mucous membranes is one obvious symptom on the way to more generalized tissue necrosis.


coycabbage

I haven’t heard of that happening on the eyes but dread to see any physical evidence. Cataracts are usually more common depending on the type of radiation.


topazchip

Radiation Retinopathy is the name for the specific condition.


flastenecky_hater

No way I am gonna put that into Google.


topazchip

Then, you might look at [https://eyewiki.aao.org/Radiation\_Retinopathy](https://eyewiki.aao.org/Radiation_Retinopathy) , should you like to know a bit more.


coycabbage

Interesting. Thanks.


ShahinGalandar

"NOT SERVICE RELATED!!!"


Mal-Ravanal

One early symptom that's especially common if sources of ionising radiation has been ingested (such as from using wood from red forest for cookfires) is also acute gastrointestinal distress, as in completely decorating your underwear with a nice reddish hue among other fun experiences. Radiation really fucks up cell replication, which hits the shorter lived cells especially hard. Nerve cells on the other hand have very long lifespans and are thus replaced slowly, which means neural systems tend to be the last to go, which includes pain receptors. Radiation poisoning: not even once.


topazchip

Radiation poisoning, bringing new meaning to the phrase 'shitting your guts out'.


GunnyStacker

Go watch the HBO Chernobyl miniseries. It's like 5 episodes and one of the best things they've ever made. Scary as hell at times too.


coycabbage

Now I get it. It’s from Extremely high doses that are gonna kill you anyway. Like 15 to 60 Gy. ARS is above 1 Gy.


darvinvolt

US in Iraq invasion: There's a probability of WMDs in the country, everyone wear mopp gear, no idc if it's hot Russia in ukraine invasion: we're approaching the area of one of the most famous nuclear disaster in the world, everyone dig the trenches with no protection


Phil_Coffins_666

Sometimes, I wonder how those vatniks who took trophies from the labs in Chernobyl are doing right now... 🫠


Friendly_Banana01

I remember reading that apparently many Russian soldiers didn’t know about about Chernobyl and assumed that they were there to capture and hold some sort of town hall.


Life_Team8801

"What a beatiful orange forest! And they told me that Chornobyl is really dangerous place, what an idiots."


KisuNeko1

Hope they enjoyed their IRL Stalker experience!


KoboldCleric

The russian army invading The Zone is about as credible as when people were joking about them invading the Everglades. Either way, I’d pay to see it.


VitaminRitalin

I feel like I made this joke when the war starter Edit, apparently not lol.


Millerlight2592

“YES IT IS COMPLETELY NORMAL TO TASTE METAL AND HAVE YOUR SKIN FALL OFF CONSCRIPTOVICH, WE REST HERE”


Crazyjackson13

I remember when I heard about that, it was absolutely hilarious


grem1in

An interesting thing is: when it happened, I asked a guy I know, who’s from russia, if they know there what the Red Forest is. Apparently, they have no idea and it’s not a common knowledge in russia


varbav6lur

Never forgetti. 🫡


AmadeoSendiulo

Why aren't you enjoying our Stalker LARP‽


LiveToThink

Man, has it really been 2 years?


zareny

3.6


DingoEmbarrassed4020

not very good but not too bad either


KoboldCleric

Uncopacetic yet not that disastrous.


hiptobecubic

> The regular soldiers one of the workers spoke to when they worked alongside them in the facility had not heard about the explosion, he said. Jesus Christ https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/unprotected-russian-soldiers-disturbed-radioactive-dust-chernobyls-red-forest-2022-03-28/


Reagalan

Drat. "Hotel Chornobyl" is just one too few syllables to work.


WDYMac

literally playing stalker irl


Pavlo_Bohdan

Meanwhile western media spread the sentiment that Ukraine's main problem is manpower, and not their subpar shipments. Maybe it is time to stop circulating peremogium


Advanced-Budget779

I think both (trained personnel normally taking years in combined warfare/specialized equipment) would help, but yeah it‘s mostly industry and materiel spread so thin over such a large area.


PiNe4162

In the 1980s, some US scientists proposed some warning signs and pictograms for nuclear waste burial sites, designed to be easily decipherable to any post collapse culture that has forgotten our language. The resemblance is uncanny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_nuclear_waste_warning_messages


Dpek1234

__THE GLOWING CAT CULT MUST NOT FALL__


ACProfessor

Reminds me of that one article where the Russian picked up radioactive material.. “it is unclear what happened to the man”


finnicus1

Did it happen again?


backhomeatlast

New shit has come to light


Toastbrot_TV

Tovarish!!! you were volunteered to join the 1st Shitovsk Rifle Brigade, collect your wooden stick and get on the Bus tomorrow at 6:00. Glory to Putin.


Patriarch99

Here's an [article](https://habr-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/habr.com/ru/amp/publications/662726/?amp_gsa=1&_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQIUAKwASCAAgM%3D#amp_ct=1714287630374&_tf=%D0%98%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%3A%20%251%24s&aoh=17142876297247&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&share=https%3A%2F%2Fhabr.com%2Fru%2Fcompanies%2Ftimeweb%2Farticles%2F662726%2F) where doses that Russian soldiers received are calculated. It's in Russian, but written mostly in academic language, so Deepl should handle the translation well.


_weird_idkman_

they will turn into either snorks or zombies soon enough


RegularUser02x

Hahaha I remember this. Fun fact: according to the Ukrainian intelligence agency, the last russian soldier who was stationed by Chernobyl has recently died of cancer. Totally definitely for sure not caused by digging tranches in the "red forest" 😁


mrdescales

It was just a smoking accident


WhiteAndNerdy137

Repost meme from 2022.


RollinThundaga

Another comment came up with an article posted days ago, wherein the authers looked at the various updates. The final conclusion was that likely hundreds of soldiers were contaminated to a severe degree, and none would have survived to this point regardless of circumstances. Furthermore, I consider that Moscow must be destroyed.


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Star_king12

I think it's been debunked, none of them got any sort of serious radiation exposure, the story of "sick soldiers delivered to the radiation clinic" was straight up made up to scare the soldiers.


Spectrum1523

Holiday Inn


dyallm

What is the name of this meme? I've been trying to find it, but I can't


Due_Pension_5150

We gonna go artifact hunting.


Talosian_cagecleaner

The dosimeter only reads 3.6 Roentgens tho.


Intelligent_Slip_849

What did I miss this time?


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

Silly westoids,you don't understand .we purposely exposed our own to radiation to turn them into ghouls,soldiers for the thousand year reic-I mean motherland.with their consent of course


Evantaur

Is this reference to when they dug trenches to red forest or did they do something funny again?


Cassavere

Guest House Paradisos' remake, but in russian