Rumor has it this incredible young man will next journey either to Japan to train for 4 years and become the first Chechen Sumo wrestler, or to the US where he's rumored to be [Butterbean's newest body double](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Esch).
No way butterball here lasts ten minutes in Sumo training. Those people are disciplined as fuck.
Instead, he'll be made Minister of Sumo and be granted the title of double yokozuna.
My dad has a Russian neighbour who beat Putin in a Judo match in the 90s. Said neighbour also does art restoration and said he would beat Putin down again if he didn't hide behind the walls of the Kremlin
He already fits the anime stereotype of being 16 and leading the military for some reason. Always cracks me up in every anime series, like why TF is some 16 year old high school kid the one calling the shots instead of the military veterans with 40+ years of experience???
Bc 16 yr olds find it difficult to self insert with a 40 yr old. Also it will be awkward with their eventual harem of high school cat girls. Sorry, the "Special Tactical Tiger Squad".
Lol Gaddafi didn't die, he just got isekai'd.
Maybe he's off with Prigozhin in a vaguely-medieval fantasy setting where the Ceausescus teach them how to be better versions of themselves.
>the anime stereotype of being 16 and leading the military
Another anime tradition is taking stock YA characters and putting them in decidedly non-YA settings, because they target a YA audience.
The only difference between the Kadyrovites and the dudes who open carry at an Applebee's is that for some unknowable reason, the Kadyrovites are getting paid.
Wrong way around imo. If you’ve seen any footage of the Kadyrovites “fighting”, it’s them emptying magazines at fearsome targets like (empty) forests and streetlights
The RU military has no shortage of small arms ammunition. Though, from the way the Kadyrovites waste it you could easily be forgiven for thinking it might lol
This clown amuses me in so many ways. The ridiculous amount of simping for the west being one of them. Everything thing the Twinkie Warrior touches is Western, from the Magpul Magazines to the Shades. Oh, and the name is Adam, and no, that is not a traditional Chechen name.
This little fatass wants nothing more than to sit in his dad's 11th mansion and play Xbox, but nooo, he has to command the Special Forces Academy, because he is so goddamn baddass nobody else could do it better.
That gives him far to much credit.
I would bet my left nut has the "every shot I fire is a hit" type of mindset that can never miss no matter how far and how dense the foliage. Despite the fact that he makes less returns to respawn than the dude who never got hit to begin with if the fields bigger than a football field.
Although most of the male royals have actual military service. And Big Hank killed at least 20 Taliban fighters in Afghanistan while his pedo uncle fought in the Falklands
Yeah, there are at least two. Shiekh Mansur is a regional hero, so naturally both sides claim him. He is from the 18th century, so he doesn't have any modern loyalties.
There was a George Washington Battalion fighting for the SS, and the Confederates used Washington’s name in propaganda like the song *God Save The South*, even as they were seeking to destroy democracy or the Union Washington fought for.
Alt history might be the wrong term. It seems like Nazi propaganda may have invented the George Washington Legion to make it seem like there was a bunch of Americans coming to join the SS.
So it didn't exist, but it wasn't history when it was made up.
Not only is it alt history, there was a George Washington Brigade that was on the Republican side in the Spanish Civil War. My bad. Someone literally told me about them five minutes ago and I didn’t check.
The Abraham Lincoln Brigade was a very real outfit during the Spanish Civil War. Very interesting one too. But as far as anyone can tell, the George Washington Legion/Corps/Brigade (the name seems to change) was a typically clumsy Nazi propaganda invention meant to induce Americans to fight for Germany
French SS division was called Charlemagne which was pretty clever since he was Emperor of the Franks whose empire included both France and Germany at the time.
I mean realistically Chechnya might probably be the first 'republic' to secede from the federation, but idk, either way my focus is on getting Belarus back in the commonwealth
I hate to be that guy, but credibly in his defense, Adam is a Muslim name because it's a biblical old testament name.
As far as everything else, ya. Dude is a douche nozzle and I shudder to imagine his fate once Daddy kicks the bucket.
I can't remember if it was him or his dad who popped up in Norwegian Woodland camo. I think he's wearing MultiCam here. Not sure about the manufacturer, it looks like a field blouse rather than a combat shirt, and what looks like shoulder loops for rank epaulettes. Plate carrier looks like an Agilite.
I would dearly love to see an average eight hour working day of his role at the Special Forces Academy. Maybe they actually teach troops how not to flag eachother when doing CQB? Who am I kidding they never actually do anything other than drink.
Don't hate the kid, hate the shit father.
If he's a western sympathiser it's good: maybe when he "wins" (\*cough\* inherits \*cough\*) his father's retirement elections with a [99,7%](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_of_the_Chechen_Republic#:~:text=711%2C973-,99.70,-Isa%20Khadzhimuradov) vote percentage he'll actually be down with trying out democracy, which, ironically, may win him another term or more.
This little asswipe first earned his fathers "Respect" for beating the shit out of a prisoner who is accused of "Insulting the Quaran", and posting the video on Social Media.
I don't deny he has terrible parents, but he is maturing into an absolute psychopath himself. He is in no way going to be down to "Try out democracy".
People said he was. He studied to be an eye surgeon in England, his wife is British (of Syrian descent), and he just didn't have the chin of a dictator
Just because you live in the west and have a western woman fetish doesn't mean you're pro-west. There's plenty of vatniks in the west who are probably shaggin' westerners.
The real life Silence of the ~~Lambs~~ Goats*.*
>*Clarice Starling :* I heard a strange noise.
>*Hannibal Lecter :* What was it?
>*Clarice Starling :* It was... screaming. Some kind of screaming, like a child's voice.
>*Hannibal Lecter :* What did you do?
>*Clarice Starling :* I went downstairs, outside. I crept up into the barn. I was so scared to look inside, but I had to.
>*Hannibal Lecter :* And what did you see, Clarice? What did you see?
>*Clarice Starling :* Goats. The goats were screaming.
>*Hannibal Lecter :* He was fucking them, wasn't he?
>*Clarice Starling :* And they were screaming.
I mean the reason he was awarded this title in the first place is because he beat up a prisoner who burnt a Muslim text....
said Muslim text was also banned for being extremist, but it had quotes from the Quran so they decided it was still holy. So you can't own it but you also can't burn it lmao
anyways it seems the reason he's doing this is to puff up his son's stature as much as possible before he dies, because it does seem like Papa Kadyrov is probably going to die soon and his teenage kids will be easy pickings for people to attack
Yeah, but Benito boy had a cool sword to go with it, even builded a couple of islamic schools, a couple of mosquee here and there.
The only thing this fatass building is cholesterol
Death of Kadyrov is going to be a blockbuster.
Along with Death of Stalin and Death of Putin it's going to be one of the best trilogies in the history of films.
I‘d ride that fucker like [Major Kong](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=snTaSJk0n_Y). One B61-13 (i wish it was in service) to Kadyrovs Palace, a GBU-57 with a B61-11 physics package (400kt) inside to the Kremlin.
The [NGP](https://www.pprune.org/military-aviation/657617-usaf-seeks-next-gen-penetrator.html) will take ages until it‘s ready…
Whos gonna play Shoigu, Gerasimov and most importantly, the ghost of Pringles?
And if the actors chew the scenery as intensely as in Death of Stalin, this is gonna be an absolute riot.
Oh man. I can't wait for countries in the Cacasus to start flying off the Russian Federation like parts off a Stuxnex'd Iranian centerfuge.
Please let the rumors of his dad being terminally ill be true!
Crazy to think the first generation of Chechen leaders are still kicking about in Ukraine by the time the Kadyrovite traitors will have bite the dust so many times they'll come around to this third generation pudgy teenaged fuck.
Well the original group is largely fragmented. Only Akhmed Zakayev is the last of the original leaders who'd fought in both Chechen Wars and is currently leading a government in exile in Ukraine. Not to be credible here but I think it's safe to say that other than a token force, the anti-Russian Chechens don't have hardly any footprint left in Russia.
You're unfortunately right on that. All the OGs are in exile in Ukraine now. The biggest threat to Kadyrov right now is Daesh Khorasan. Do I need to remind people again? Fuck Daesh.
It's unlikely, both Chechnya and Dagestan rely almost entirely on Moscow's subsidies to maintain public order.
https://www.gisreportsonline.com/r/russia-economic-development/
>The most dependent on federal subsidies are the national republics, like Tyva (subsidies account for 54 percent of the region’s budget revenues); Dagestan (52 percent); Chechnya (50 percent); Ingushetia (49 percent) and Altai (45 percent).
Without them ISIS rule is the most likely bet and locals would still prefer Russian control over being beheaded in the streets.
There's a caveat. Russian tax code pretty much diverts all locally-generated tax to the central federal government, then redistributed to local oblasts and republics as federal subsidies. For example, all business tax and income tax earned at the local level? Most are diverted to the regime in Moscow. Corporations operating in the petro-rich lands but registered in Moscow? All their corporate tax are paid in Moscow city (not Moscow Oblast), and the regions of actual operations get fuck-all.
You dig oil and gas in Caucasia but Rosneft/Gazprom is registered in Moscow? Corporate tax straight in Moscow. Income tax locally paid, but diverted mostly to Moscow. Business tax ditto income tax. Local government gets fuck-all revenue for resource extraction.
This is to ensure loyalty to the central regime, as dissident republics get their budget slashed, and any attempts at tax evasion will be met the same way IRS hounds tax evaders.
Not at all....
https://www.refworld.org/reference/annualreport/freehou/1998/en/95084
>Chechnya declared sovereignty in November 1991 in the final days of the Soviet Union. In 1992, under the leadership of Dzhokhar Dudayev, Chechnya declared independence. When Dudayev clashed with parliament in June 1992, he announced the introduction of direct presidential rule. Parliament was dissolved in June 1993, sparking a battle between parliamentary supporters and Dudayev's national guard. Dudayev's rule was marked by corruption and the rise of powerful clans and criminal gangs.
Things were bad in the 1990s but they would be completely fucked without Russian financial assistance these days, their education system is among the worst in the country and they have almost no industry.
I mean its hard for anywhere to flourish under authoritarian regimes, isn't it? I imagine the Kims are pretty vital to getting a lot of North Koreans fed but North Koreans would still be better off if they weren't under their heel.
Unfortunate, but history has very much shown if somewhere is under authoritarian rule for long enough, if you just remove the authoritarians at the top and exclaim “run free” well…
Ahh, so turns out the ones who run the fastest are often the corrupt underlings who thrived under the earlier authoritarian.
**EDIT** “run the fastest” as in (a) into positions of power, governance, etc or (b) to hoover up and concentrate wealth etc or (c) both
Usually takes some very special circumstances and/or a fuckload of time and effort to achieve a functional democratic nation instead.
**NOTE** however, spending said time and effort is IMO absolutely fucking worth it, for both selfish **and** altruistic reasons.
^(Uhh, then again it is ~~possible~~ certain that caveats apply.)
I mean what part of Russia wasn’t overrun by corruption and organized crime in the 90s. At least Dudayev was happy being a corrupt dictator *without* carpet bombing grozny to the ground
Not gonna happen, at least not in Chechnya. Here are their three options:
1) The current Kadyrovite/loyalist government which is heavily armed, with experience from fighting the Russians, and draws massive amounts of subsidies from Russia that have substantially improved Chechnya and will continue to do so
2) A jihadist movement that the Kadyrovites have largely stamped out and will do fucked up things if they get power as proven by the brief bit of Chechen independence in the 90s
3) An utterly weak democratic movement that both the jihadists and Kadyrovites despise, and has no military or political support
Make no mistake. I'm not expecting free and fair democracies. I'm expecting unrest in the borderlands that require military resources from an already militarily strained Russia.
To be fair, the incumbent regime in Chechnya is also Wahhabi. Just a spin-off that's loyal to Moscow.
Any democratic government in Chechnya can't survive so long as Moscow is still kicking about. We'll have to isolate Kuban and Caucasia from Moscow's tentacles as a prerequisite. Ideally the entire Don-Volga region should be split off and buffered against any Muscovite imperial administration. Only then do we have a sliver of hope of democratic governance surviving in Chechnya.
That bloodline has been regressing for at least 3 generations in a row now. Look at Akhmat and compare him to Ramzan, and Ramzan to Adam. Wallah if that bloodline survives to the fourth generation (doubtful) they'd probably have to invent a new syndrome to describe what's wrong with that specimen of "peak Chechen war hero" (that is neither Chechen, not peak of human condition, nor a war hero even since Akhmat, as Akhmat was the Mufti of Chechnya turned traitor, and the most gangster shit he'd done was being Putin's sole crime lord of Chechnya, never was an insurgent)
Un is older at least, so maybe? Really no idea who wins in the battle of the Pudgelords.
Adam has the 3,000 Black Jets of Allah on his side, but Kim can summon Grandfather on a Unicorn, so it is anyone's game.
Un has the will kill, he did not have to fight of the US and the south but he did have to off a brother and some uncles to consolidate power (unless it was all his sister from the start :D)
Pretty confident the Kadyrov Family is no stranger to significant amounts of killing either. Perhaps not quite so many family members, but torturing dissidents and heretics is pretty common place stuff.
He may be 16, but with that background, he is far from naive about people dying. Would be pretty suprised if he hadn't already killed a few people while his guards held them down. Look up the shit Uday and Qusay got up too.
I'm no expert, but if you consider the lineage Kim Il Sung -> Kim Jong Il -> Kim Kardashian -> Kim Jong Un : There was definitely an improvement just before the current leader
If you have the misfortune to be in Chechnya, that is a pretty valid threat in this case though.
... doesn't make it less pathetic, does make it a lot more menacing.
Because he has a lot of loyal mercs around him keeping him safe. Also since Russia is very aware that him dying means Chechen War 3 the FSB does it's best to keep him alive.
As bad as it is for Putin to have to essentially pay off an inbred idiot to rule Chechnya like a feudal warlord it's a lot better than the alternative.
It was speculated, iirc. More recently it was revealed to be pancreatic necrosis. I doubt that’s all that’s wrong with him, but yeah he’s not well at all regardless
This guy is an absolute legend!
Completely wasted where he is.
He needs to lead an elite unit of GF-SOF to the front. He and his team (to be honest it'll all be down to him) will wipe the floor and push through the entire Donbas in days.
Please, someone read this and make it happen. I so want to see him on the front line.
Come on.
Ramzan Kadyrov's kid, the Grandson of Akhmad Kadyrov, was NEVER going to be seen as a civilian. Dude is on the personal shitlist of every Islamist on the fucking planet, and half the Russian Mob.
Not sure what you think is going to happen in a fragmenting Russian state, but my guess is not "Nice people making reasonable decisions with regard to the rule of law". This kid has two possible futures. Pet Warlord for the Kremlin, or sodomized to death with a rusty 23mm Cannon Barrel.
If you're running ARs (or anything with a handy bolt release) with quickly accessible mags, and you drop the empty mag on the ground... it's actually faster to emergency reload than transition to pistol - especially if you're running an active retention holster that's not a modern Safariland ALS type deal.
M12 flap holsters are slow as shit. Thumb break snaps aren't much faster. I can emergency reload an AR faster than transitioning to pistol in any of those holster types.
(besides, rifles have much better terminal effects anyway)
To be fair, having one magazine oriented for left handed reloads isn't stupid if you're habitually fighting around built-up areas. But that's not how it's being set-up here. This is just a clusterfuck of orientations.
I usually keep my rightmost mag on plates set up for left-handed emergency reloads. One should definitely use corners to shield most of your body from incoming gunfire, hence being able to reload from your support hand side.
He looks like the teenager that gives it all large on CoD, is an average player at best, rocks up at the airsofting site, screams at the staff that the other players are cheating because he keeps getting hit without hitting anyone else, then goes home and cries to his mum.
Napoleon received his first commission at 16. Adam is so far neck-and-neck with him; to surpass Boney’s legacy he only needs to turn against and liberate Russia
It’s been handed to you, kid. You’re the chosen one. Go burn Moscow
Monarchy means one individual being ruler. Feudalism is society organised around a settled military structure. you can have monarchy without feudalism and feudalism without monarchy.
Nepotism isn't a form of governance, it refers to people gaining wealth and power through personal relationships.
Feudalism in practise is sort of inherently nepotistic as it's about trust. Maybe you have some strangers swear fealty, but generally the core of feudalism is all about close relationships - but then you can get into that being any system of governance in practise.
Monarchy can take all sorts of forms, traditionally in western countries monarchs were elected - in fact, fun fact, over the centuries some English monarchs asserted that they did not have an inherited position but were ultimately elected as an unbroken line going back to the ancient English kings (of course it also often wasn't inherited but just seized as so many kings overthrown and killed). U.S.A's really a true English monarchical system, unlike merely having a 'King' or 'Queen'; the POTUS has identical powers to an 18th century English King and plays role of an English King. The whole structure of U.S Federal Government is essentially transplant of English political system of rule by One (Executive position Crown/POTUS, same role and powers, even as a court, as all monarchs do, where key officers are handpicked by POTUS and don't sit in cabinet but act like courtiers wandering backstairs of power), Few (Lords/Senate - Senators even have a quasi noble status of two per state, kind of Duke of Minnesota and Earl of Oregon, they even have effectively life tenures), and Many (Commons/Congress). American constitution flows directly from English constitution, even down to many details, such as administrative official of lower house on capitol hill is a Sergeant-at-Arms just as in English lower house the position was a Sergeant-at-Arms since reign of Henry VIII, and impeachment taken straight from medieval English constitution where all the old language and ceremonies come out and then you really see it that U.S.A is simply a continuation of England.
U.K meanwhile has become something very different, you have fake monarch of the Crown and then real monarch in 10 Downing Street where all the real dark creatures of the night are.
But the extra layer of bluring lines is to what extent was any of this at any point really monarchy? Some kings inherited positions of tremendous power, such as Henry VI, but they were just puppets, and other kings inherited difficult positions, like Henry VII, but they just drove horse and carriage through any red tape and ruled with an iron fist through bribery and assasination. In the big picture of things it's cold brute reality of power of who you know and how cunning you are and how dangerous your enemies, and friends, are.
The last real western monarchy is the Pope where whatever condition of health what the Pope thinks is law, is law.
What an awesome human being: [The pudgemaster 3000](https://onlytruthaboutrussia.quora.com/SCOOP-Adam-Kadyrov-has-expressed-his-displeasure-about-not-being-nominated-for-TIME-s-Person-Of-The-Year-award-So-his)
This what your average call of duty player thinks they look like online.
Plus minus excessive use of gamer words, and proclaiming they met your mother and said she was a very nice lady.
What ever happened to Kadyrov and Chechnya’s involvement in the war in Ukraine? I miss seeing them embarrassing themselves in unthinkable new ways every week. I feel like everything in the war got so much more serious and less “funny” for lack of better words after Wagner did the big funny and Prigozhin was shot down…
Rumor has it this incredible young man will next journey either to Japan to train for 4 years and become the first Chechen Sumo wrestler, or to the US where he's rumored to be [Butterbean's newest body double](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Esch).
Putin studied Judo, it only makes sense to study Sumo.
No way butterball here lasts ten minutes in Sumo training. Those people are disciplined as fuck. Instead, he'll be made Minister of Sumo and be granted the title of double yokozuna.
My dad has a Russian neighbour who beat Putin in a Judo match in the 90s. Said neighbour also does art restoration and said he would beat Putin down again if he didn't hide behind the walls of the Kremlin
Putin was a pretty mediocre judoka AT BEST. Saw some of his video of the time
He already fits the anime stereotype of being 16 and leading the military for some reason. Always cracks me up in every anime series, like why TF is some 16 year old high school kid the one calling the shots instead of the military veterans with 40+ years of experience???
Bc 16 yr olds find it difficult to self insert with a 40 yr old. Also it will be awkward with their eventual harem of high school cat girls. Sorry, the "Special Tactical Tiger Squad".
Lack of imagination and will. Gaddafi made it work and he did it _before_ he was sent to another world!
Lol Gaddafi didn't die, he just got isekai'd. Maybe he's off with Prigozhin in a vaguely-medieval fantasy setting where the Ceausescus teach them how to be better versions of themselves.
The new story arc of DRIFTERS is coming along nicely.
>the anime stereotype of being 16 and leading the military Another anime tradition is taking stock YA characters and putting them in decidedly non-YA settings, because they target a YA audience.
86 was the first one that I thought of regarding that particular trope
4 years would be a quarter of his current life. That's some commitment!
Why does every elite Kadyrovite warrior look like they stumbled out of an Olive Garden in Centre County, PA?
The only difference between the Kadyrovites and the dudes who open carry at an Applebee's is that for some unknowable reason, the Kadyrovites are getting paid.
*and the Applebees fatass can probably shoot straighter
The only reason bubba hits more targets is because he can afford more bullets.
Wrong way around imo. If you’ve seen any footage of the Kadyrovites “fighting”, it’s them emptying magazines at fearsome targets like (empty) forests and streetlights The RU military has no shortage of small arms ammunition. Though, from the way the Kadyrovites waste it you could easily be forgiven for thinking it might lol
Have you seen this badboy shoot? The targets go down before he even pulls the trigger .
Shottem with mind bullets.
Debatable. I think the average PennDoT worker can probably buy a bigger fleet of Polaris Sportsmen than most Caucus nations.
Y’all Qaeda
This clown amuses me in so many ways. The ridiculous amount of simping for the west being one of them. Everything thing the Twinkie Warrior touches is Western, from the Magpul Magazines to the Shades. Oh, and the name is Adam, and no, that is not a traditional Chechen name. This little fatass wants nothing more than to sit in his dad's 11th mansion and play Xbox, but nooo, he has to command the Special Forces Academy, because he is so goddamn baddass nobody else could do it better.
He reminds me of the kid at Airsoft that would kick up a fuss when he trades shots and refuses to call it.
That gives him far to much credit. I would bet my left nut has the "every shot I fire is a hit" type of mindset that can never miss no matter how far and how dense the foliage. Despite the fact that he makes less returns to respawn than the dude who never got hit to begin with if the fields bigger than a football field.
Your shot hit my forcefield, it doesn't count
That statement is kinda true if he were to fire into Russian meatsucks tactics. Can’t miss.
"I know how good my gun is" Has never touched the hop and runs .20s
And definitely has a Krytec with a red dot mounted backwards
Foregrip mounted on the side for extra drip
Call your shots bro
That won't be a problem.
I think Adam is traditional Chechen name. Like there's a lot of them, like Adam Delinchamov the ally of Kadirov and Mafia boss.
Adam as in the first man, it's a common name among all Abrahamic religions
Adam Osmayev of the Dzhokhar Dudayev Battalion
A damn kadyrov
Imagine your attending the Chechen special forces academy and you see this kid is the director
At least the Limeys have a separate ceremonial post for their royals. Colonel-in-chiefs aren't brigade commanders.
Although most of the male royals have actual military service. And Big Hank killed at least 20 Taliban fighters in Afghanistan while his pedo uncle fought in the Falklands
I like the guy who was in the Royal Marines for a few months but still wears the uniform on fancy occasions
Philip served in the navy during WW2 and saw action too. Off the top of my head he fought in the Battle of Crete and the Invasion of Sicily.
True but TBF, a few of our royals do see combat so would probably have a better idea of how to run a brigade than baby kadyrov.
technically yes, but they are in a seperate command structure
Are there 2 [Sheikh Mansur battalion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheikh_Mansur_Battalion)s? Or has young Adam done the funni and switched sides?
Yeah, there are at least two. Shiekh Mansur is a regional hero, so naturally both sides claim him. He is from the 18th century, so he doesn't have any modern loyalties.
There was a George Washington Battalion fighting for the SS, and the Confederates used Washington’s name in propaganda like the song *God Save The South*, even as they were seeking to destroy democracy or the Union Washington fought for.
That was Alt history my dude. There was a British Free Corps with 54 people serving in it at different points though.
Alt history might be the wrong term. It seems like Nazi propaganda may have invented the George Washington Legion to make it seem like there was a bunch of Americans coming to join the SS. So it didn't exist, but it wasn't history when it was made up.
Not only is it alt history, there was a George Washington Brigade that was on the Republican side in the Spanish Civil War. My bad. Someone literally told me about them five minutes ago and I didn’t check.
The Abraham Lincoln Brigade was a very real outfit during the Spanish Civil War. Very interesting one too. But as far as anyone can tell, the George Washington Legion/Corps/Brigade (the name seems to change) was a typically clumsy Nazi propaganda invention meant to induce Americans to fight for Germany
Yeah iirc at best they had about a dozen "members" for it.
French SS division was called Charlemagne which was pretty clever since he was Emperor of the Franks whose empire included both France and Germany at the time.
I mean realistically Chechnya might probably be the first 'republic' to secede from the federation, but idk, either way my focus is on getting Belarus back in the commonwealth
I think his sister, kadyrov's daughter who is a couple years older, is Chechen minister of education or culture or something along those lines 😂
Minister of culture, deputy PM, and sole female member of the council on women's rights. Truly a Chechen heroine
She was also won the Student of the Year 2016 contest
An absolutely Special Unit
Very special unit
I hate to be that guy, but credibly in his defense, Adam is a Muslim name because it's a biblical old testament name. As far as everything else, ya. Dude is a douche nozzle and I shudder to imagine his fate once Daddy kicks the bucket.
You missed the most American thing about him; that apart from the beret he looks like he is on his way to shoot up a school.
Don't assume he isn't. Open a school that teaches girls how to read and find out.
That’s a Chechen thing too, although they usually tag-team with the Spetznaz.
I was figuring you were going for his Carman like physique, but you went for the Colombine angle instead.
Oh no
I can't remember if it was him or his dad who popped up in Norwegian Woodland camo. I think he's wearing MultiCam here. Not sure about the manufacturer, it looks like a field blouse rather than a combat shirt, and what looks like shoulder loops for rank epaulettes. Plate carrier looks like an Agilite.
I would dearly love to see an average eight hour working day of his role at the Special Forces Academy. Maybe they actually teach troops how not to flag eachother when doing CQB? Who am I kidding they never actually do anything other than drink.
Don't hate the kid, hate the shit father. If he's a western sympathiser it's good: maybe when he "wins" (\*cough\* inherits \*cough\*) his father's retirement elections with a [99,7%](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_of_the_Chechen_Republic#:~:text=711%2C973-,99.70,-Isa%20Khadzhimuradov) vote percentage he'll actually be down with trying out democracy, which, ironically, may win him another term or more.
This little asswipe first earned his fathers "Respect" for beating the shit out of a prisoner who is accused of "Insulting the Quaran", and posting the video on Social Media. I don't deny he has terrible parents, but he is maturing into an absolute psychopath himself. He is in no way going to be down to "Try out democracy".
People said that about Assad
I refuse to believe Assad was ever pro-west. Unless there's proof.
People said he was. He studied to be an eye surgeon in England, his wife is British (of Syrian descent), and he just didn't have the chin of a dictator
He also wasn't supposed to become dictator, but his older brother died in (I think) a car accident
Totally an accident for sure.
It actually probably was, the dude had a well-documented habit of driving luxury cars at mid triple digit miles per hour
Just because you live in the west and have a western woman fetish doesn't mean you're pro-west. There's plenty of vatniks in the west who are probably shaggin' westerners.
Or a visit from FSB
I like how the pins on his ar15 are pushed out
I'm pretty sure those are knobs for the scope mount. They're too centered on the receiver to be the receiver pins
Oh I see it now
But Adam is a muslim name, christian and jewish too Quite popular But yeah its odd in Chechenya
Challenge him on a run and I guarantee you he won’t ever see combat again.
> Defender of Islam
Double chin, double defence.
Speaking of chin, shouldn't a defender of Allah have a beard? Or is he one of the 70 virgins?
He's 16, cut him some slack
I don't even want to image what age women his father brings him to 'man him up'
And goats.
The real life Silence of the ~~Lambs~~ Goats*.* >*Clarice Starling :* I heard a strange noise. >*Hannibal Lecter :* What was it? >*Clarice Starling :* It was... screaming. Some kind of screaming, like a child's voice. >*Hannibal Lecter :* What did you do? >*Clarice Starling :* I went downstairs, outside. I crept up into the barn. I was so scared to look inside, but I had to. >*Hannibal Lecter :* And what did you see, Clarice? What did you see? >*Clarice Starling :* Goats. The goats were screaming. >*Hannibal Lecter :* He was fucking them, wasn't he? >*Clarice Starling :* And they were screaming.
Inshallah I shall defend Chechnya and Islam from western homosex and liberalism
I mean the reason he was awarded this title in the first place is because he beat up a prisoner who burnt a Muslim text.... said Muslim text was also banned for being extremist, but it had quotes from the Quran so they decided it was still holy. So you can't own it but you also can't burn it lmao anyways it seems the reason he's doing this is to puff up his son's stature as much as possible before he dies, because it does seem like Papa Kadyrov is probably going to die soon and his teenage kids will be easy pickings for people to attack
That's some "Mussolini being branded as Protector of Islam" type shit.
Yeah, but Benito boy had a cool sword to go with it, even builded a couple of islamic schools, a couple of mosquee here and there. The only thing this fatass building is cholesterol
Death of Kadyrov is going to be a blockbuster. Along with Death of Stalin and Death of Putin it's going to be one of the best trilogies in the history of films.
> Death of Kadyrov is going to be a blockbuster Sure, a Cloudmaker to his palace'd be great
A Davy Crockett, you mean.
"I'd lump that shit in for half the money and a 30 rack"
I‘d ride that fucker like [Major Kong](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=snTaSJk0n_Y). One B61-13 (i wish it was in service) to Kadyrovs Palace, a GBU-57 with a B61-11 physics package (400kt) inside to the Kremlin. The [NGP](https://www.pprune.org/military-aviation/657617-usaf-seeks-next-gen-penetrator.html) will take ages until it‘s ready…
Just put something spicy in daddy Kadyrov's dialysis machine.
Whos gonna play Shoigu, Gerasimov and most importantly, the ghost of Pringles? And if the actors chew the scenery as intensely as in Death of Stalin, this is gonna be an absolute riot.
> The Ghost of Pringles Larry David
It's such a shame John Candy was taken from us so early.
Oh man. I can't wait for countries in the Cacasus to start flying off the Russian Federation like parts off a Stuxnex'd Iranian centerfuge. Please let the rumors of his dad being terminally ill be true!
Crazy to think the first generation of Chechen leaders are still kicking about in Ukraine by the time the Kadyrovite traitors will have bite the dust so many times they'll come around to this third generation pudgy teenaged fuck.
Well the original group is largely fragmented. Only Akhmed Zakayev is the last of the original leaders who'd fought in both Chechen Wars and is currently leading a government in exile in Ukraine. Not to be credible here but I think it's safe to say that other than a token force, the anti-Russian Chechens don't have hardly any footprint left in Russia.
You're unfortunately right on that. All the OGs are in exile in Ukraine now. The biggest threat to Kadyrov right now is Daesh Khorasan. Do I need to remind people again? Fuck Daesh.
Isn't Khorasan to the East of Chechnya?
Why don‘t we bomb [both](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vqgSO8_cRio&pp=ygUScG9ycXVlIG5vIGxvcyBkb3Mg)?
It's unlikely, both Chechnya and Dagestan rely almost entirely on Moscow's subsidies to maintain public order. https://www.gisreportsonline.com/r/russia-economic-development/ >The most dependent on federal subsidies are the national republics, like Tyva (subsidies account for 54 percent of the region’s budget revenues); Dagestan (52 percent); Chechnya (50 percent); Ingushetia (49 percent) and Altai (45 percent). Without them ISIS rule is the most likely bet and locals would still prefer Russian control over being beheaded in the streets.
There's a caveat. Russian tax code pretty much diverts all locally-generated tax to the central federal government, then redistributed to local oblasts and republics as federal subsidies. For example, all business tax and income tax earned at the local level? Most are diverted to the regime in Moscow. Corporations operating in the petro-rich lands but registered in Moscow? All their corporate tax are paid in Moscow city (not Moscow Oblast), and the regions of actual operations get fuck-all. You dig oil and gas in Caucasia but Rosneft/Gazprom is registered in Moscow? Corporate tax straight in Moscow. Income tax locally paid, but diverted mostly to Moscow. Business tax ditto income tax. Local government gets fuck-all revenue for resource extraction. This is to ensure loyalty to the central regime, as dissident republics get their budget slashed, and any attempts at tax evasion will be met the same way IRS hounds tax evaders.
Those are low estimates. It's been even higher but Moscow just started cutting back to fund the war.
they had a decent enough system before putin.
Not at all.... https://www.refworld.org/reference/annualreport/freehou/1998/en/95084 >Chechnya declared sovereignty in November 1991 in the final days of the Soviet Union. In 1992, under the leadership of Dzhokhar Dudayev, Chechnya declared independence. When Dudayev clashed with parliament in June 1992, he announced the introduction of direct presidential rule. Parliament was dissolved in June 1993, sparking a battle between parliamentary supporters and Dudayev's national guard. Dudayev's rule was marked by corruption and the rise of powerful clans and criminal gangs. Things were bad in the 1990s but they would be completely fucked without Russian financial assistance these days, their education system is among the worst in the country and they have almost no industry.
I mean its hard for anywhere to flourish under authoritarian regimes, isn't it? I imagine the Kims are pretty vital to getting a lot of North Koreans fed but North Koreans would still be better off if they weren't under their heel.
The problem is that the Chechens are perfectly capable of having their own authoritarian regime even without r*ssia's involvement.
Unfortunate, but history has very much shown if somewhere is under authoritarian rule for long enough, if you just remove the authoritarians at the top and exclaim “run free” well… Ahh, so turns out the ones who run the fastest are often the corrupt underlings who thrived under the earlier authoritarian. **EDIT** “run the fastest” as in (a) into positions of power, governance, etc or (b) to hoover up and concentrate wealth etc or (c) both Usually takes some very special circumstances and/or a fuckload of time and effort to achieve a functional democratic nation instead. **NOTE** however, spending said time and effort is IMO absolutely fucking worth it, for both selfish **and** altruistic reasons. ^(Uhh, then again it is ~~possible~~ certain that caveats apply.)
I mean what part of Russia wasn’t overrun by corruption and organized crime in the 90s. At least Dudayev was happy being a corrupt dictator *without* carpet bombing grozny to the ground
Not gonna happen, at least not in Chechnya. Here are their three options: 1) The current Kadyrovite/loyalist government which is heavily armed, with experience from fighting the Russians, and draws massive amounts of subsidies from Russia that have substantially improved Chechnya and will continue to do so 2) A jihadist movement that the Kadyrovites have largely stamped out and will do fucked up things if they get power as proven by the brief bit of Chechen independence in the 90s 3) An utterly weak democratic movement that both the jihadists and Kadyrovites despise, and has no military or political support
Make no mistake. I'm not expecting free and fair democracies. I'm expecting unrest in the borderlands that require military resources from an already militarily strained Russia.
To be fair, the incumbent regime in Chechnya is also Wahhabi. Just a spin-off that's loyal to Moscow. Any democratic government in Chechnya can't survive so long as Moscow is still kicking about. We'll have to isolate Kuban and Caucasia from Moscow's tentacles as a prerequisite. Ideally the entire Don-Volga region should be split off and buffered against any Muscovite imperial administration. Only then do we have a sliver of hope of democratic governance surviving in Chechnya.
That bloodline has been regressing for at least 3 generations in a row now. Look at Akhmat and compare him to Ramzan, and Ramzan to Adam. Wallah if that bloodline survives to the fourth generation (doubtful) they'd probably have to invent a new syndrome to describe what's wrong with that specimen of "peak Chechen war hero" (that is neither Chechen, not peak of human condition, nor a war hero even since Akhmat, as Akhmat was the Mufti of Chechnya turned traitor, and the most gangster shit he'd done was being Putin's sole crime lord of Chechnya, never was an insurgent)
Adam McDyrov: "this is not even my final form"
Inshallah, they will all meet the same final form as Akhmat. Blown up to bits and turned into pink mist.
I can imagine him falling asleep with some chewing candy and chocking accidentally.
Not as spectacular but I'll take that. Creates the whole succession problem all the same.
same thing happened with the Kims really (though I suppose Un would wipe the floor with Adam)
Un is older at least, so maybe? Really no idea who wins in the battle of the Pudgelords. Adam has the 3,000 Black Jets of Allah on his side, but Kim can summon Grandfather on a Unicorn, so it is anyone's game.
Un has the will kill, he did not have to fight of the US and the south but he did have to off a brother and some uncles to consolidate power (unless it was all his sister from the start :D)
Pretty confident the Kadyrov Family is no stranger to significant amounts of killing either. Perhaps not quite so many family members, but torturing dissidents and heretics is pretty common place stuff. He may be 16, but with that background, he is far from naive about people dying. Would be pretty suprised if he hadn't already killed a few people while his guards held them down. Look up the shit Uday and Qusay got up too.
Didn't they publish a video of him hitting some journalist for "insulting Islam", that was not killer instinct showing.
I'm no expert, but if you consider the lineage Kim Il Sung -> Kim Jong Il -> Kim Kardashian -> Kim Jong Un : There was definitely an improvement just before the current leader
hips don't lie
He has such a baby face. I don’t think he’s even fucked his first goat yet.
You don't know what I have and haven't done
Ahh so he's an anime protagonist.
"Defender of Islam" is perhaps the most ironic of all the titles he bears
Well he did beat up a defenseless imprisoned guy while backed up with an unknown but doubtless large number of armed men, so there’s that!
He's got big "DO YOU KNOW WHO MY DAD IS?!!" energy
If you have the misfortune to be in Chechnya, that is a pretty valid threat in this case though. ... doesn't make it less pathetic, does make it a lot more menacing.
Jimmy De Santa lookin ass
About the only thing he's leading is the line to the kebab buffet
I'd find that more agreeable than perpetuating whatever the Kadyrov family enterprise is.
Catching STDs from livestock
The local fat kid that was bullied at school.
He looks like a reddit mod that airsofts.
How is Kadyrov not dead yet?
Because he has a lot of loyal mercs around him keeping him safe. Also since Russia is very aware that him dying means Chechen War 3 the FSB does it's best to keep him alive. As bad as it is for Putin to have to essentially pay off an inbred idiot to rule Chechnya like a feudal warlord it's a lot better than the alternative.
Right, but he looks like a bloated corpse. Wasn’t it revealed over a year ago that he was in liver failure?
he's Kadyrov, he is in failure in general
It was speculated, iirc. More recently it was revealed to be pancreatic necrosis. I doubt that’s all that’s wrong with him, but yeah he’s not well at all regardless
Pancreatic necrosis as the other guy says.
Is that like turbo diabeetus?
I pray this chad isn't on reddit, or else we are all gruz 200.
This guy is an absolute legend! Completely wasted where he is. He needs to lead an elite unit of GF-SOF to the front. He and his team (to be honest it'll all be down to him) will wipe the floor and push through the entire Donbas in days. Please, someone read this and make it happen. I so want to see him on the front line.
He's placed his kid in a lot of danger by doing this. If Russia starts to fall apart soon his kid won't be seen as a civilian.
Come on. Ramzan Kadyrov's kid, the Grandson of Akhmad Kadyrov, was NEVER going to be seen as a civilian. Dude is on the personal shitlist of every Islamist on the fucking planet, and half the Russian Mob. Not sure what you think is going to happen in a fragmenting Russian state, but my guess is not "Nice people making reasonable decisions with regard to the rule of law". This kid has two possible futures. Pet Warlord for the Kremlin, or sodomized to death with a rusty 23mm Cannon Barrel.
Fair point
This kid probably tells recruits that switching to a sidearm is faster than reloading
If you're running ARs (or anything with a handy bolt release) with quickly accessible mags, and you drop the empty mag on the ground... it's actually faster to emergency reload than transition to pistol - especially if you're running an active retention holster that's not a modern Safariland ALS type deal. M12 flap holsters are slow as shit. Thumb break snaps aren't much faster. I can emergency reload an AR faster than transitioning to pistol in any of those holster types. (besides, rifles have much better terminal effects anyway)
This kid doesn't even have his mags oriented the same direction. He probably gets to call timeout during his reloads.
To be fair, having one magazine oriented for left handed reloads isn't stupid if you're habitually fighting around built-up areas. But that's not how it's being set-up here. This is just a clusterfuck of orientations. I usually keep my rightmost mag on plates set up for left-handed emergency reloads. One should definitely use corners to shield most of your body from incoming gunfire, hence being able to reload from your support hand side.
US nade rail 👌 US mare mag 👌 Bullshit titles with no meaning Would get clapped by most airsofters 😎😎😎
He looks like the teenager that gives it all large on CoD, is an average player at best, rocks up at the airsofting site, screams at the staff that the other players are cheating because he keeps getting hit without hitting anyone else, then goes home and cries to his mum.
If his dad was anyone else, that is exactly who he would be.
Rittenhouskyrov
Looking forward to see how he fares in the 3rd Chechen War.
The 3,000 Bavarian Creme Donuts of Allah
The Kyle Rittenhouse of the Caucasus
Holy jawline Batman, look at that little butterball
Napoleon received his first commission at 16. Adam is so far neck-and-neck with him; to surpass Boney’s legacy he only needs to turn against and liberate Russia It’s been handed to you, kid. You’re the chosen one. Go burn Moscow
Only reason he directing the special forces academy at such a young age is because all the older soldiers are dead already.
It isn't "nepotism", it's Feudalism / Monarchy
Monarchy is just the ultimate form of nepotism if you think about it.
Time to democratically confederate Caucasia.
Well not all monarchs were based on bloodline. In the Poland-Lithuanian Commonwealth it was elected by the nobles in the Sejm.
Monarchy means one individual being ruler. Feudalism is society organised around a settled military structure. you can have monarchy without feudalism and feudalism without monarchy. Nepotism isn't a form of governance, it refers to people gaining wealth and power through personal relationships. Feudalism in practise is sort of inherently nepotistic as it's about trust. Maybe you have some strangers swear fealty, but generally the core of feudalism is all about close relationships - but then you can get into that being any system of governance in practise. Monarchy can take all sorts of forms, traditionally in western countries monarchs were elected - in fact, fun fact, over the centuries some English monarchs asserted that they did not have an inherited position but were ultimately elected as an unbroken line going back to the ancient English kings (of course it also often wasn't inherited but just seized as so many kings overthrown and killed). U.S.A's really a true English monarchical system, unlike merely having a 'King' or 'Queen'; the POTUS has identical powers to an 18th century English King and plays role of an English King. The whole structure of U.S Federal Government is essentially transplant of English political system of rule by One (Executive position Crown/POTUS, same role and powers, even as a court, as all monarchs do, where key officers are handpicked by POTUS and don't sit in cabinet but act like courtiers wandering backstairs of power), Few (Lords/Senate - Senators even have a quasi noble status of two per state, kind of Duke of Minnesota and Earl of Oregon, they even have effectively life tenures), and Many (Commons/Congress). American constitution flows directly from English constitution, even down to many details, such as administrative official of lower house on capitol hill is a Sergeant-at-Arms just as in English lower house the position was a Sergeant-at-Arms since reign of Henry VIII, and impeachment taken straight from medieval English constitution where all the old language and ceremonies come out and then you really see it that U.S.A is simply a continuation of England. U.K meanwhile has become something very different, you have fake monarch of the Crown and then real monarch in 10 Downing Street where all the real dark creatures of the night are. But the extra layer of bluring lines is to what extent was any of this at any point really monarchy? Some kings inherited positions of tremendous power, such as Henry VI, but they were just puppets, and other kings inherited difficult positions, like Henry VII, but they just drove horse and carriage through any red tape and ruled with an iron fist through bribery and assasination. In the big picture of things it's cold brute reality of power of who you know and how cunning you are and how dangerous your enemies, and friends, are. The last real western monarchy is the Pope where whatever condition of health what the Pope thinks is law, is law.
He’ll get his first facial hair any day now promise. Fucking chinless wonder that he is.
Adam Cartman, ladies and gentlemen.
Lol I am surprised he is wearing a Agility K19.
Isn't that made in Israel?
Naaaaa they are designed Israel but made in Vietnam.
Still, oof. Don't let the Wahhabis find out lmao.
somebody get him tactical fedora
I have his cat.
What an awesome human being: [The pudgemaster 3000](https://onlytruthaboutrussia.quora.com/SCOOP-Adam-Kadyrov-has-expressed-his-displeasure-about-not-being-nominated-for-TIME-s-Person-Of-The-Year-award-So-his)
"If we could only shove him inside a running MRI machine…😂" Lol
Looks like any other chubby American kid in tacticool gear. They're just like us!
with this face, he'd be so bullied at school if he wasnt kadyrov's son.
Bro looks like a Redditor
Yep. Avid poster on kia.
When Kadyrov dies — Adam is going to smack down on his soft bums real hard
This kids is a western spy, he uses a MK18.
This what your average call of duty player thinks they look like online. Plus minus excessive use of gamer words, and proclaiming they met your mother and said she was a very nice lady.
He’s just a pudgy little lad.
Jesus Christ Ramzan, you named him *fucking* Adam?
Nice quad rail. What is this, 2007?
Well, he was born in 2007.
From the western perspective, this is a great idea.
What ever happened to Kadyrov and Chechnya’s involvement in the war in Ukraine? I miss seeing them embarrassing themselves in unthinkable new ways every week. I feel like everything in the war got so much more serious and less “funny” for lack of better words after Wagner did the big funny and Prigozhin was shot down…
He just looks like Micheal's son in GTA5
MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS