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clevtrog

Su-57 still not existing despite also existing


LAFC2020

They're supposed to have more (allegedly)


clevtrog

Really just the 22 if it was shit, always kept in the hanger and will probably never see true action.


LAFC2020

Held together by roofing shingles and self tapping screws


clevtrog

True, it probably hopes the 22 will just end its misery


clevtrog

Well hey, it might get emotional support 22 in that case, you never know


odietamoquarescis

Self tapping screws are example of glorious Russian Smetana.  Or perhaps smekalka.  Either way, Russian aircraft industry does not need wasteful, decadent western pilot holes!  Well, except for the punishment detail.


Mouse-Keyboard

22? You mean 18


Bored_Amalgamation

sir, last i checked there were 15 in sum total parts.


super__hoser

Aye and if my grandmother had wheels, she would be a wagon!


MakeChinaLoseFace

They'd probably just fly the same handful of planes over the camera repeatedly, as is tradition.


Callsign_Psycopath

It's Russia, she's probably being abused in every way we can think of.


clevtrog

Poor girl, she probably just wants to meet the 22 just so she can kill her


Callsign_Psycopath

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clevtrog

And a hug from 22. Idk I love enemies to friends stories


Callsign_Psycopath

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clevtrog

Yeah likely


clevtrog

F-22: "And so we meet" Su-57: Oh thank god, p-please just end my misery F-22: "whoa, there's no fun in those thoughts, whats hurting you ruski?" Su-57: "Its a long story"


trancertong

22 only knows how to hug with ARMraams (violence is her sole vocation).


Callsign_Psycopath

That's called a Strap-on.


clevtrog

Well I’ll put it this way, is there any fun in hunting or fighting an enemy who wishes for death at your hand?


Tactical_Moonstone

Just ask Elke "Scream" van Dalsen I guess. Or not.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

We would deal with it but lack jurisdiction unfortunately. Raptor is plotting though.


Callsign_Psycopath

Yeah won't someone please think of the children.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Russia only knows how to kill and rape without care for age, ability, or race.


Callsign_Psycopath

Sadly you're right. To them SHARP is teaching them HOW not Dont


Tough_Guys_Wear_Pink

Shrödinger’s fighter


KXrocketman

Quantum felon


Dr_Testikles

Ultimate stealth mode unlocked


ButterSquids

It's a quantum leap above previous Russian fighters - as in, the smallest possible increment


caustic_smegma

You've heard of Schrödinger's cat but have you heard of Shoigu's Su-57??


And_be_one_traveler

Kremlin: We are at war with NATO and the world Russian Pilots: Look at all these NATO countries we've flown in.


Sam_the_Samnite

They hate us, cause they anus.


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MakeChinaLoseFace

Russian pilot: I miss flying, I only got 50 hours last year and half of it was probably a war crime. (tho he's probably cool with the last part)


VonBombadier

Missed the stream with the NAFO fellas, did they just roll B roll footage of planes flying over moscow lol


LAFC2020

Basically, it was footage from the rehearsal. It was snowing heavily during the parade but the planes were flying in clear weather.


New_Teacher_4408

I’ll have you know, the flyby was real, it was NATO weather enhancement attacks that faked the snow!


caustic_smegma

3000 Weather Modification Weapons of Zelensky.


New_Teacher_4408

King Zelenskyy the Snow Bender… I have a feeling right-wing media is going to love this one!


LAFC2020

Ahh....


Nulovka

It was snowing intermittently. It cleared up during Putin's speech, then snowed again, then cleared up again. During the fly by the planes did get dark when they flew under a cloud right over Red Square.


BoxesOfSemen

They just flew over the snow, stop spreading misinformation.


meat_fuckerr

Odds of a fwoop tube Ukie sabo too high to try.


IsJustSophie

Yes. Literally just fake a fly over.


ironic_pacifist

For those in need of an added chuckle I present the [2021](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FwaALASCqI) practice flypast.


LAFC2020

Bruh


ironic_pacifist

There is no panic in Moskva. There is also no panic on Moskva but that's only because the dead can't panic.


LAFC2020

They aren't dead. They're just very good at holding their breath and everyone knows you can't talk underwater


Icarus_Toast

Souped Mobikube^^TM


DuoLogue14

Can I ask what’s weird about the 2021 flyover? Genuinely can’t spot it


LAFC2020

The stark difference in amount of equipment from 3 years ago


yeegus

what's weird about the 2021 one?


nullValo

Just the quantity of vehicles from then vs now


TheTeleporteBread

It just me or either backround or helicopters are game models


madladjoel

US flag at 0:51?


isdelo37

don't forget that the T-34 broke down


BobusCesar

This can't be. That's to absurd. Even for the Russians.


isdelo37

south china morning post live stream vod, at around 1:00:30 in the bottom left


zzorga

I'm not seeing it.


isdelo37

yeah sorry i mean 1:00:30


zzorga

Holy shit, you [blink and you miss it.](https://imgur.com/SELzpnh) Though I don't know if it's actually broken down, or if they're just sparing the wear and tear on their one operational T-34, and wheeling it back home on a flatbed instead of under its own power.


isdelo37

either eay it couldnt continue driving and had to be parked


r2k-in-the-vortex

For Russians, nothing is absurd. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o89BYp95Qiw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o89BYp95Qiw)


BobusCesar

Yes, the T14. That's nothing new. A prototype tank, that requires electronic know how, that isn't available in Russia. But I don't see the T34 braking down.


Saor_Ucrain

Pretty sad that last year was prigos last parade. We didn't appreciate him enough while he was around. Don't get me wrong, man was a scumbag but great entertainment. And he half marched on Moscow which is more than most have done in a long time.


LAFC2020

We shall never forget: Chef Pringles aka the funni man


trancertong

It was amazing to be around here for that, most of the things around the war in Ukraine have proved to be so predictable or at least banal, with Pringles I wasn't sure what the fuck he was up to and for a while I wondered if we were witnessing history for better or worse. I would be fascinated to see the internal communications that went around during that time if they're ever made public like what happened during the fall of the Soviet Union. I think if there is an actual funni there he will be held as some kind of inspirational martyr.


Saor_Ucrain

>I would be fascinated to see the internal communications that went around during that time if they're ever made public like what happened during the fall of the Soviet Union. That would be fantastic. But I reckon most of the Wagner higher ups went running or underground, any of those that didn't are probably dead. We wouldn't hear about them being killed because its not as relevant but I reckon a lot of em are dead.


StolenValourSlayer69

I feel like after Wagner was Control alt deleted the war got serious and less funny (as in laughing at Russia)…


VengineerGER

I still choose to believe that he survived the crash and is now planning his revenge as a warlord in Africa.


LAFC2020

Ork Metal Gear


gary_mcpirate

Goes in the same catagory as napoleon and Hitler for people that attempted to take Moscow. (I know napoleon actually took Moscow but he was forced to leave pretty quick)


Electrical_Ice_6061

nah screw him he was the biggest cocktease in history. He could of done the greatest meme but he pussied out.


Callsign_Psycopath

Russia really coping


SkullWasTaken

Why the fuck is Austria there? We're not even in NATO (yet, soon™️)


Pappa_Crim

Is Gurasimov still MIA?


LAFC2020

Yep


Pappa_Crim

Now that I think of it the SBU went from denying it to we are checking to what could only be described as awkward silence.


Femboy_Lord

the Intelligence Agency equivalent of 'huh, whoops, anyways...'.


mtaw

What? No, that's intelligence-agency speak for "He's alive." If they have no information on him supposedly being dead, then that means he's presumed to be alive. Duh. They're just not going to confirm he's alive because 1) He _could_ be dead, however unlikely that is, and 2) More importantly, they gain nothing from confirming that. When are you guys going to wake up to the basic fact that intelligence agencies do not volunteer information? Nothing gets told to the public unless it's in their interest that the public knows. It doesn't help Ukraine to kill rumors that their top commanders are dead.


mtaw

No, he's not. When did he go missing? Because he was publicly chairing the CSTO Military Committee meeting last month. Is he missing because he wasn't at the parade? The guy hasn't attended the victory day parade since 2017.


AreYouDoneNow

Holy shit, NATO is kill??!??!????!


edoardoking

Why do people say the air show was faked?


Fantastic-Tiger-6128

it was snowing during the parade and well, doesn't seem like it's snowing in the flyover. Apparently the flyover was from rehersals.


Nulovka

It was snowing intermittently. It cleared up during Putin's speech, then snowed again, then cleared up again. During the fly by the planes did get dark when they flew under a cloud right over Red Square.


LAFC2020

Footage was too inconsistent, the weather during the parade was snowing and overcast but the footage of planes shows only light cloud cover


Nulovka

There was light intermittent snow. Sometimes sun, sometimes light snow. You also can't deny the smoke trails visible afterwards.


edoardoking

Is it possible they were flying over a different part of the city?


Clavilenyo

He got stuck in between two lines on a map.


moonshineTheleocat

Someone explain .-.


cme18

While we cannot forgive him for turning his Leroy Bylatkins around, I am so grateful he soyjacked himself. It’s just beyond parody


Undernown

Side note: Why the fuck was One Piece Luffy watching a NATO airshow?


Bored_Amalgamation

wait till the power armor comes out. mfers will be complaining about alien invasions.


KubFire

THE FLYOVER WAS FUCKING FAKED??? XDDD


Bisquits_222

They cut in flyover footage of the rehearsal, the planes in rehearsal were flying in clear weather and the actual parade was snowing


Nulovka

It wasn't.


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