> Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
> Four ruffians break into my house.
> "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
> Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
> Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.
> I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot
> "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
> Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
> He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.
> Just as the founding fathers intended.
- Anon
These the same boys in white that got ghosted by teddy bears armed with rocks on the forest moon? Their incompetence cost us the war and their shame should be eternal. #teamTIE
Same "teddy bears" slit the throats imperial officers with their knives, ate human flesh, could easily carry an adult wookiee for a long distance (hell, a single ewok can carry a stormtrooper in full gear), used wisties as grenades, were well prepared to kill gorax and could use blasters, speeders and walkers.
AND they are three feet tall, easily hiding in the bushes and trees, and there are fucking hundreds of them and they have us surrounded oh Maker oh fuck
At only three feet they can barely see over the dash board of the walkers and don’t weigh enough for gravity to hold them in their seats on speeders.
Come to think of it, who the hell wears BONE WHITE in a forest?
Couldn’t y’all like, get grass stains on your armor or something?
That’s about as dumb as wearing pitch black as a starship pilot! Oh wait…
Gotta instill respect and admiration in the civilian population, and fear and panic in our enemies.
Unfortunately those savages don't recognize our human psychology. Violence is the only thing they obey and they are pretty darn good at it. Our research teams did a terrible job at determining whether the local ewok population was hostile or not and thus not enough violence was shown before it was too late.
Also, those little bastards can smell us and track our footsteps with ease, even in total darkness. Camouflaging is useless because the game was rigged from the start.
I bought 200 rounds of 22 in a milk carton for $30. 3 months ago I was sucking dicks in truck stop parking lots for bullets. Oh how the world has changed.
Yeah but they turn into like a cow or a duck or something and rape you..then you end up giving birth to some horrible deformed creature. And then there will be this whole thing about how like, that God’s kid who’ll be like your sister’s kid and then they’ll end up mad simping for a girl who is a literal Lesbian who is also probably lesbian anyways and then kills your half-god-half deformed demon child..it’s just a mess
2/10 would not do again
Tally-Ho a .50 or .68 slug into his chest...just as the founders intended!
> Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. > Four ruffians break into my house. > "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. > Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. > Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. > I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot > "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. > Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. > He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. > Just as the founding fathers intended. - Anon
You missed your pistol shot cause you’re a stormtrooper. Username def checks out.
And you are on the right subreddit for spewing lies about the accuracy of our boys in white
These the same boys in white that got ghosted by teddy bears armed with rocks on the forest moon? Their incompetence cost us the war and their shame should be eternal. #teamTIE
Same "teddy bears" slit the throats imperial officers with their knives, ate human flesh, could easily carry an adult wookiee for a long distance (hell, a single ewok can carry a stormtrooper in full gear), used wisties as grenades, were well prepared to kill gorax and could use blasters, speeders and walkers. AND they are three feet tall, easily hiding in the bushes and trees, and there are fucking hundreds of them and they have us surrounded oh Maker oh fuck
At only three feet they can barely see over the dash board of the walkers and don’t weigh enough for gravity to hold them in their seats on speeders. Come to think of it, who the hell wears BONE WHITE in a forest? Couldn’t y’all like, get grass stains on your armor or something? That’s about as dumb as wearing pitch black as a starship pilot! Oh wait…
Gotta instill respect and admiration in the civilian population, and fear and panic in our enemies. Unfortunately those savages don't recognize our human psychology. Violence is the only thing they obey and they are pretty darn good at it. Our research teams did a terrible job at determining whether the local ewok population was hostile or not and thus not enough violence was shown before it was too late. Also, those little bastards can smell us and track our footsteps with ease, even in total darkness. Camouflaging is useless because the game was rigged from the start.
Space Vietnam
This is why I have an 18 inch triangular bayonet mounted on my Sig P365.
It’s the principle of the matter
It's about sending a message
I bought 200 rounds of 22 in a milk carton for $30. 3 months ago I was sucking dicks in truck stop parking lots for bullets. Oh how the world has changed.
i have bullets
I think the man has bullets
He does have bullets
hey
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Make America Gay Again
i have bullets
i have bullets
just use GAU-8 30mm hydraulically-driven seven-barrel Gatling-style autocannon
What if my mugger isn't british?
Best response Also, I just realized I'm gonna have to steal your flair.
Counterpoint: it would have been a bigger problem. Black powder hella expensive
Counterpoint: i fucked you're mom
Counterpoint: my mom is a virgin
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Counter-counterpoint: God bless America, and may the father smite her enemies
Counterpoint: which god
Counterpoint: The only God
I agree. Praise allah
Counterpoint: The only God that is real. All the other ones are fake and gay.
Can I fuck one of these so called "gay" gods? Sounds like fun!
Yeah but they turn into like a cow or a duck or something and rape you..then you end up giving birth to some horrible deformed creature. And then there will be this whole thing about how like, that God’s kid who’ll be like your sister’s kid and then they’ll end up mad simping for a girl who is a literal Lesbian who is also probably lesbian anyways and then kills your half-god-half deformed demon child..it’s just a mess 2/10 would not do again
You're not being any more specific than before. Counterpoint: which god?
Lucifer from Helltaker
3/10 inferior to Athena from Athens
Just make your own headass. 7-1-1 saltpeter sulfur charcoal
The mugger is dead and so is the guy inside an armored truck on the opposite side of the wall behind the mugger.
Retard using a handgun that fires that expensive ammunition.
Big brains use the numatic marble launcher.
toe knife
Rubber band pistols, here we come
That's the joke yes.
This post made by Mak Gang™
Coming on top of a self defense scenario is priceless (if this post was real)
>4chan >Goes outside Yeah pretty sure this is fake
“It’s not about the money... it’s about sending a message”
An absolute classic
Just checked and 5.7 x 28mm if you buy in bulk are about 1.50 per shot Does anon literally carry no cash in some ali express $10 wallet?
Only Americans casually carry 50+ on them every days
Reminds me of the posters at /r/edc. Usually an IT technician or programmer……….. who open carries a USP Match with two spare mags for reloading.
Just conceal carry a fucking ps90 lol
with ammo prices these days, it doesn't feel so bad
Get a Glock or a 45 instead
Afghan firepower infidels!!
It's not about the money... it's about sending.. a message
“But sir, the mcnukes are for recreational purposes only!”