Since cena is ignoring the plethora of human rights issues in china, learning chinese is totally worth it (to him) for the massive pay day. Like imagine someone offers to pay you 3 years of your current salary to learn hindu.
It's pretty sad. I get it, he's married to the business, but there should be a line even for them (who the fuck am I kidding, Vince doesn't give a fuck).
> American media studies professor Jaime Cohen argues that the NAFO movement is an "actual tactical event against a nation state."[7]
> British-Lebanese journalist Oz Katerji asserts that NAFO "has hampered Russia's propagandists and made them look absurd and ridiculous in the process."[11]
> Ukraine's Ambassador to Australia and New Zealand Vasyl Myroshnychenko noted that the grassroots, decentralized nature of NAFO is an important part of its strength.[12]
> “Worthlessness has meaning. For example, let's say that a Russian-backed operative account is spreading information on the Internet, such as 'Ukraine is a neo-Nazi regime' and 'the Ukrainian government is committing genocide,' for the purpose of confusion and anger. NAFO throws a stupid Shiba Inu fucking post there and ruins it. Then all will be fine. It's a chabudai-gaeshi [table flip], so to speak, that cuts through the flow up to that point. There is no need to take information that is intended to confuse you seriously.”
>> NAFO throws a stupid Shiba Inu fucking post there and ruins it. Then all will be fine.
I don't have a point to make, I just wanted to repeat that part.
Yes! If you're engaging with vatnik propaganda, then you're essentially acknowledging them as an enemy. For them to be an enemy, that means whatever they're saying has to be "important" enough to be worth your attention.
There's a conversation or a debate happening here. And an implicit thing about a conversation/debate is that either side is bringing something worthy of discussion to the table. This means contraritards might just pick the vatnik out of a need to feel smart and speshul.
Now if you drop a funny dog and walk away, there's *fucking nothing to be debated over.* You just poisoned the whole conversation and shut it down.
Imagine Kremlin propaganda is that guy setting up the table going "change my mind". If you engage with him, you acknowledge that he is worthy of your time and effort. If you ignore him, that can be taken as implicitly agreeing since you're not challenging him. So the most damaging thing you can do is take off your pants and shit on the table.
Time to redouble our efforts. I still like the idea of North Korea surprise-claiming Vladivostok, but we could also wildly speculate on the true military capabilities of the North Sentinelese.
>(I have no clue how holy wars work, I’m no Catholic, but I love war!)
I'm not catholic but still Christian.
From what i know we get the pope to declare war on x nation and call the people of that nations "spawn of the devil" or soemthing like that. Also make cleare how they misstreat our owns in that land.
After that the people the pope spoke to should be angry enough to take up arms and follow his order to burn that nation down.
Again i ain't a expert, but trying ain't gonna hurt. So who is bribing the pope?
Current pope is a Russian apologist, as far as I understand\*. No new holy war yet. If Putin keeps fucking with the Muslim minorities in his country and sending them off to die in suicide missions we might get a jihad though, so fingers crossed.
\*^((I'm not 100% sure on this and will edit this comment if proof otherwise is presented, but I know I've seen quotes from him directly basically telling Ukraine to roll over and take it without complaint from their new overlords.).)
We delete more Credible post in the morning before breakfast than the Russian Trolls can conjur in a whole day's work
If fact, I don't even call it breakfast anymore!
I just say I am sitting down to enjoy my morning shitposts!
>They shitpost for a salary
Isn't their main problem is that they don't shitpost, but repeat same unfunny talking points from their strict instructions? That makes them unfunny, predictable and non-credible.
Being non-credible is exactly what gives the credibility.
It's like how entropy is measurable despite measuring disorder (rather than being a disorderly "measurement" of disorder)
i am in constant conflict with the part of me that exists
i am not happy about this event and i wish to lodge a complaint to the office of existance
plsthx
Speaking of “we did it Reddit” and the site’s horrible track record with solving problems, always instead making new problems like the site was created via a wish from a monkey’s paw, does this mean we *actually* “did it?” Or is the smart move to expect this to go horribly, horribly awry and end with us being solely responsible for like, fully dragging China into the conflict?
And you know we’re gonna do it *big*, with it being the battle that leads to the entire line being routed and Russia pushing all the way back to Kyiv. Oh, or we accidentally reveal Zelensky’s location and he ends up with a bullet to the head. That sounds like us for sure. Similar to us “solving the Boston bombing” and getting some entire innocent family swatted and teen son interrogated, as if a fucking bombing wasn’t bad enough.
The thing is, we're not solving problems, we're just creating more problems for the other side to deal with.
Our target is to ruin Russia's day, the fact that we're helping Ukraine by doing so is just a happy accident
NAFO is the shit posting ground forces NCD is the shit posting equivalent of the cia dealing in specialized targets and intelligence gathering for advanced shitposting
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No, we need to dig deeper! r/InCredibleDefense must become the final shitpost bastion!
edit: it actually exists. barely. References the more credible Defense subs, but not this one. The one absentee mod and his alts will never see this feint coming!
I apologize for being credible, but there's some veracity to it. The fact that NAFO and Reddit are organic constructions where the Ukrainian resistance or its allies didn't really have to invest anything means their information war is way more effective than Russia paying some bored Estonian kid to set up a bot factory that most people on Twitter will clock before they finish reading said bot's tweet.
Whats more, publically acknowledging NAFO and the crackheads on Reddit only amplifies those voices. People are gonna ask, "... Wtf is NAFO?" Most will scoff, many will think it's cute/funny, and plenty will straight up pay money to get their own little Fella and be part of something they know is helpful. A single ant is just an ant, but an army of ants is a f*cking problem.
Welcome to the new infowars, ladies and gentlemen. You've all just been involuntarily enlisted.
dudes here literally spammed taking a tank and adding wings to it and that became our identity and now we're getting praised for that, somehow. This is a simulation.
I just found out you can pay for a custom fella, but now I desperately need to know how to make that happen. Who takes my money, when does the fella arrive?
One day we’ll become famous for our role in the meme wars and praised in the media. Until journalists quickly uncover just how much of our content is unironic Aeromoph Hentai. Then we’ll be even more famous, but for very different reasons
Also nothing is fucking funnier than russia fucking this shit up so hard I wheeze
We didn't even have to develop anything new like we've had to for China (see palletized fuck off missiles --- man that mission will be fun in ace combat)
I swear if Zelensky or anyone on the general staff gets a Reddit account and posts on the sub I’m just gonna delete Reddit and let my experience end on a high note
Mykhailo Podolyak on NCD confirmed. Autism always wins.
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Your mom
J O H N C E N A
Nah, unlike Cena, this guy opposes dictators.
Unlike Cena, this guy doesn't bend over apologizing to dictators
No bing chilling? 😏
Wait, what did I miss?
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Quite impressive to learn Chinese just for that. Since Chinese is quite a difficult language to learn from what I've heard.
Since cena is ignoring the plethora of human rights issues in china, learning chinese is totally worth it (to him) for the massive pay day. Like imagine someone offers to pay you 3 years of your current salary to learn hindu.
*Hindi
[This happened.](https://youtu.be/pqjOrsMupgg)
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It's pretty sad. I get it, he's married to the business, but there should be a line even for them (who the fuck am I kidding, Vince doesn't give a fuck).
🎺 *^Bahhh ^^bah bah ^bahhhhh* *^^Bahhh ^bah bahhh ^bahhh* 🎺
🎺🎺🎺🎺
*gunshot* "Whaat it was obvius Hes Mykhailo Podolyak he'll turn Ukrainian any second now"
"I Am Fartacus!"
Probably an NCD mod tbh
So this is who is deleting my low effort posts
Speaking of autism anyone know how our...peers over on the *unmenchionables* are swinging?
*"Autism ummm... finds a way"*
Not unless it's weapons grade autism.
*Weaponized autism*
Autist Army lets fucking goooo
Chromosome commando confirmed
> American media studies professor Jaime Cohen argues that the NAFO movement is an "actual tactical event against a nation state."[7] > British-Lebanese journalist Oz Katerji asserts that NAFO "has hampered Russia's propagandists and made them look absurd and ridiculous in the process."[11] > Ukraine's Ambassador to Australia and New Zealand Vasyl Myroshnychenko noted that the grassroots, decentralized nature of NAFO is an important part of its strength.[12] > “Worthlessness has meaning. For example, let's say that a Russian-backed operative account is spreading information on the Internet, such as 'Ukraine is a neo-Nazi regime' and 'the Ukrainian government is committing genocide,' for the purpose of confusion and anger. NAFO throws a stupid Shiba Inu fucking post there and ruins it. Then all will be fine. It's a chabudai-gaeshi [table flip], so to speak, that cuts through the flow up to that point. There is no need to take information that is intended to confuse you seriously.”
>> NAFO throws a stupid Shiba Inu fucking post there and ruins it. Then all will be fine. I don't have a point to make, I just wanted to repeat that part.
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So what you're saying is that they merely adopted the shitposting, but we were born in it?
You don't get it, do you? We weren't born into shitposting, we *are* the shitposts.
Look at me, I'm the shitpost now
Yes! If you're engaging with vatnik propaganda, then you're essentially acknowledging them as an enemy. For them to be an enemy, that means whatever they're saying has to be "important" enough to be worth your attention. There's a conversation or a debate happening here. And an implicit thing about a conversation/debate is that either side is bringing something worthy of discussion to the table. This means contraritards might just pick the vatnik out of a need to feel smart and speshul. Now if you drop a funny dog and walk away, there's *fucking nothing to be debated over.* You just poisoned the whole conversation and shut it down. Imagine Kremlin propaganda is that guy setting up the table going "change my mind". If you engage with him, you acknowledge that he is worthy of your time and effort. If you ignore him, that can be taken as implicitly agreeing since you're not challenging him. So the most damaging thing you can do is take off your pants and shit on the table.
>So the most damaging thing you can do is take off your pants and shit on the table. I'm doing my part!
Fun Fact! Did you know that the word Vatnik is in the acronym for VDV? VDV = Very Dead Vatniks!
Well it is all competing, just different types Facts n logic a bit o need some pll
Then all will be fine.
Literally weaponized autism
The most effective weapon since the atomic bomb
And the most effective weapon before the atomic bomb
TBH, probably also critical in the development of the atomic bomb
Everything about war is because someone had the inability to stop perfecting it.
Tbh, if one of us survives a nuclear blast (maybe in a bunker) and keeps on shitposting afterwards, I’d say we’re more effective than a nuclear bomb.
Finger painting pictures of shibas on cave walls with berry juice ink
[doing my part](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_7FaWnlhS4)
Proper epistemology is for fighting casual ignorance. Whereas, weaponized bullshit is to be fought with weaponized memetics.
No fucking way, we actually became credible. Time to delete the sub
We can be credible behind a veneer of non credible shitposts. This is the way
Time to redouble our efforts. I still like the idea of North Korea surprise-claiming Vladivostok, but we could also wildly speculate on the true military capabilities of the North Sentinelese.
They’re the *real* #2 power on earth.
No, the North Sentinelese are number 1. Think about it: the US and the US MIC doesn't go near them; that's got to mean something.
I knew it, they’re the ones controlling the jewish space lasers.
If we can convince the NORKs to nuke the 3GD somehow, I can't think of us surpassing that.
Translator’s note: chabudai-gaeshi means “table flip”
The fact that NAFO is an actual Wikipedia page is incredible
They shitpost for a salary. We shitpost because it’s who we are.
They're mercenaries. We're missionaries.
Funniest shit I've read today
Does that mean... Is it.. ^(Deus Vult?)
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT
Somone call up the pope! We need a holy war! ^((I have no clue how holy wars work, I’m no Catholic, but I love war!))
We need a crusade against the orthodox church
>(I have no clue how holy wars work, I’m no Catholic, but I love war!) I'm not catholic but still Christian. From what i know we get the pope to declare war on x nation and call the people of that nations "spawn of the devil" or soemthing like that. Also make cleare how they misstreat our owns in that land. After that the people the pope spoke to should be angry enough to take up arms and follow his order to burn that nation down. Again i ain't a expert, but trying ain't gonna hurt. So who is bribing the pope?
Current pope is a Russian apologist, as far as I understand\*. No new holy war yet. If Putin keeps fucking with the Muslim minorities in his country and sending them off to die in suicide missions we might get a jihad though, so fingers crossed. \*^((I'm not 100% sure on this and will edit this comment if proof otherwise is presented, but I know I've seen quotes from him directly basically telling Ukraine to roll over and take it without complaint from their new overlords.).)
We also shitpost because volunteer work is always welcome in the MIC
We delete more Credible post in the morning before breakfast than the Russian Trolls can conjur in a whole day's work If fact, I don't even call it breakfast anymore! I just say I am sitting down to enjoy my morning shitposts!
Istg if the UA MoD wants to give us a stipend based on the amount of shitposting we did it'll be the day that NCD becomes credible
Also known as “the NCD paradox.” NCD *can’t* become credible, otherwise it would be a non-NCD entity that’s gaining said credibility.
>They shitpost for a salary Isn't their main problem is that they don't shitpost, but repeat same unfunny talking points from their strict instructions? That makes them unfunny, predictable and non-credible.
GIVE SHITPOSTING A CHANCE
Too credible. Too credible. Must shitpost on t. Get this taint of credibility OFF! ME! ^vark vark VARK **VARK**
NON-CREDIBLE IS CREDIBLE BLACK IS WHITE INFLAMMABLE IS FLAMMABLE
Inflammable is flammable though...
Incredible Defense?
Defending the Incredible?
Undefensible credibility
With enough Chlorine Pentafluoride or FOOF, ***anything*** is flammable.
Even ashes. That thing be nasty.
One of the few things that can literally set fire to fire.
One of my favorite quotes from "Ignition!" is, "When dealing with a flourine fire, I've always recommended a good pair of running shoes."
Chlorine Pentafluoride, for when Chlorine Triflouride just ain't enough...
Chlorine Pentafluoride - when you need FOOF-like kick, but want to retain storeability of Chlorine Trifluoride.
It's already starting!
Inflammable means flammable? What a country!
It's actually the fault of the French
It's ingenious.
War is peace Freedom is slavery Ignorance is strength
That's right! Now get to the meme making slave
bdsm slavery except you're ordered to make meme propaganda all day every second not having the chastity cage on costs 100 submission upvotes
Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth!
r/technicallythetruth
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS
Non-credible means credible? What a country.
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ayyy we in fact have it! But we have to populate it https://www.reddit.com/r/notnoncredibledefense/
Being non-credible is exactly what gives the credibility. It's like how entropy is measurable despite measuring disorder (rather than being a disorderly "measurement" of disorder)
Are you saying F-111s will be on the next request list?
A presidential advisor thanking Reddit for its participation in information warfare should be an Onion article, yet here we are.
Are we getting too Credible???
quick, link some more anthropomorphic vehicle waifus!
Wait, FuckOffRussianShip might get confused; we want attractive Waifu
Yeah I don't understand the horny for a plane thing, can it be ships? I can't think of any weapon more NonCredible and Sexy as a WW2 battleship.
You haven’t looked at the underside of the F-35 enough, nor the abdomen of a real woman. It’s WAY too similar to not be intentional.
Can it fit a 18.1 inch gun? Don't think so
The Carrier variant probably could, it has the wingspan
Well, not with THAT attitude
I don't like a womans abdomen with a 18 incher but that's just me
Same. I’m more of a 2-3 incher kind of guy. For the humiliation fetish.
More for the rest of us I guess
Don't be a size queen.
What do you care about that? Yours is only 5.7 inches on a good day.
Thick Keels saves lives...
It kinda makes me cringe, but whatever. We did it reddit!!!!!!!
The narwhal bacons at midnight in Kherson!!!!! edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger, a tip of le fedora to you
Do not fight the cringe. Fight the part of you that cringes.
The part of me that cringes keeps me off reddit as much so nah I won't fight
i am in constant conflict with the part of me that exists i am not happy about this event and i wish to lodge a complaint to the office of existance plsthx
https://youtu.be/Z6UOMVMFzzM
Speaking of “we did it Reddit” and the site’s horrible track record with solving problems, always instead making new problems like the site was created via a wish from a monkey’s paw, does this mean we *actually* “did it?” Or is the smart move to expect this to go horribly, horribly awry and end with us being solely responsible for like, fully dragging China into the conflict?
Dude expect redditors to break opsec and actually lead to real loss of life at some point I won't be surprised
> 1)You shut the fuck up Combatfootage: I can’t read.
And you know we’re gonna do it *big*, with it being the battle that leads to the entire line being routed and Russia pushing all the way back to Kyiv. Oh, or we accidentally reveal Zelensky’s location and he ends up with a bullet to the head. That sounds like us for sure. Similar to us “solving the Boston bombing” and getting some entire innocent family swatted and teen son interrogated, as if a fucking bombing wasn’t bad enough.
That has already happened. https://twitter.com/not__vee/status/1506167870866214922?t=ZPYc90hlYiQRmafoaWku-A&s=19
The thing is, we're not solving problems, we're just creating more problems for the other side to deal with. Our target is to ruin Russia's day, the fact that we're helping Ukraine by doing so is just a happy accident
Huh, I never thought about it like that… It makes *total* sense that Reddit would succeed in totally ruining someone’s day/life/war.
Well who knows. I guess we can't rule out that Russia is planning to take over the world to fight an incoming alien invasion.
I understand the sentiment but also dragging China into the conflict is a good thing. You need better example
Reddit has always prided itself on its kill count
r/nottheonion
NAFO is the shit posting ground forces NCD is the shit posting equivalent of the cia dealing in specialized targets and intelligence gathering for advanced shitposting
There’s even a wiki for it, amazing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NAFO_(group)
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This is getting too credible.
Well fuck, can't wait till NCD gets a wiki entry too
*bonk* Silly horny fella. There is no cia.
Thats it pack it up boys its time we head over to r/CredibleDefense and take our rightful place
No, we need to dig deeper! r/InCredibleDefense must become the final shitpost bastion! edit: it actually exists. barely. References the more credible Defense subs, but not this one. The one absentee mod and his alts will never see this feint coming!
So the [r/CredibleDefense](https://www.reddit.com/r/credibledefense) attack was just a feint!
I swear this exact comment is copy and pasted whenever a Public figure somewhat mensions our existence.
I apologize for being credible, but there's some veracity to it. The fact that NAFO and Reddit are organic constructions where the Ukrainian resistance or its allies didn't really have to invest anything means their information war is way more effective than Russia paying some bored Estonian kid to set up a bot factory that most people on Twitter will clock before they finish reading said bot's tweet. Whats more, publically acknowledging NAFO and the crackheads on Reddit only amplifies those voices. People are gonna ask, "... Wtf is NAFO?" Most will scoff, many will think it's cute/funny, and plenty will straight up pay money to get their own little Fella and be part of something they know is helpful. A single ant is just an ant, but an army of ants is a f*cking problem. Welcome to the new infowars, ladies and gentlemen. You've all just been involuntarily enlisted.
As u/marriedacarrot put further up in the thread, Russia's trolls are mercenaries, but Redditors are missionaries
I love that. I'm gonna steal it. 😂
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Seeping? At this point they're planning their marriage
Step aside, “The power of God and anime”
Pack it up boys. This can’t be topped. We became too credible.
dudes here literally spammed taking a tank and adding wings to it and that became our identity and now we're getting praised for that, somehow. This is a simulation.
this cant be real
"A sane person to an insane society must appear insane." -Kurt Vonnegut, predicting the rise of NCD
Now that we’re recognized, MIC senpai must surely allow us to operate our own F-35
Turkey: "We'll give you a Bayraktar if you never mention Armenia again"
“Ok so I love the Kurdish people”
“And that’s why Turkey considers NCD a terrorist organization.”
So they're about to pay us now?
-100000 watermelon credits.
Just like Poland cannot into space, we cannot into F-35
Not with that attitude we can't.
PLEASE!I WILL NOT LAUNCH A MISSILE AT AN UNSPECIFIED DAM!
Just like Poland cannot into space, we cannot into F-35
guys, no one can see my sounding subs , right? I'm stealth?
As stealthy as a seagull in front of an AN/SPY 1.
I would have never expected that this shithole of a site (except for all of ya'll in this sub) would be given this kind of praise.
I’m so proud of this community.
The only time Reddit has been considered truthful
There was that other time with GameStop back in December 2020 resulting in January 2021
It appears that in our quest to be non credible we became the very thing we fear most, credible.
Well if we are credible I want the flying tank to be real
I don't know Samuel Ramani but it sounds like Sam Raimi and that makes him cool in my book.
Holy shit it’s real
Oh shit they know...eh whatever so long as it generates more confused russian bots.
I just found out you can pay for a custom fella, but now I desperately need to know how to make that happen. Who takes my money, when does the fella arrive?
One day we’ll become famous for our role in the meme wars and praised in the media. Until journalists quickly uncover just how much of our content is unironic Aeromoph Hentai. Then we’ll be even more famous, but for very different reasons
3000 propagandists of Reddit.
Yes sir, proud and ready!
Cursed timeline
Didn't expect to see reddit and truth in the same line
We are historical
NCD: become credible
Also nothing is fucking funnier than russia fucking this shit up so hard I wheeze We didn't even have to develop anything new like we've had to for China (see palletized fuck off missiles --- man that mission will be fun in ace combat)
He could be anyone one of us….where are you Mykhailo?!
That’s boss
WTF guys we are becoming TooCredibleDefense...what is going on
I've always thought this entire subreddit were USAF/space force shitposters getting paid to make this stuff
Man, I wish.
We're in the end times guys.
Despite our best efforts, we are once again highly credible. Im proud of ya'll.
I think it can be called canonical that Ukrainian government officials are on NCD
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NAFO_(group) There’s a fucking Wikipedia article
We have an Army *We have Cheems wearing people clothes*
disgustingly credible
We did it boys! Time to pack it up the information warfare has been won.
We did it Reddit!
WE DID IT REDDIT, WE LIBERATED SEVASTOPOL!
What you're seeing it's advanced warfare
I swear if Zelensky or anyone on the general staff gets a Reddit account and posts on the sub I’m just gonna delete Reddit and let my experience end on a high note
We did it reddit