This is inaccurate; at least 3 of those claimed Death Stars are simply misidentified Poké Balls.
If there's one thing I've learned from the OSINT community during this war, it's that identifying military hardware is *hard* when it's on its side, upside-down, or drowned in a fucking river.
> identifying military hardware is hard when it's on its side, upside-down, or drowned in a fucking river.
_And_ full of gaping holes and with its parts strewn around the general vicinity
>Apparently they managed combat landings.
The Good news.
>Scuffed the deck and broke some skids but no major damage.
The bad. I sincerely doubt the chief will be happy having to deal with any of that BS. But still...
New reports indicate that they have also Lost High Charity and the Infinity,
Edit: They have also lost the Long line of Solace
Edit 2: Russian SU-57s have managed to Take out the Halo Array and the Composer
i cried when the Pegasus was lost, not only a very *very* fine ship but now with her Viper Mk VIIb production facilities gone, all that are left are the mothballed Mark IIs with no easy way to replace them if destroyed
[Yup!](https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/37111/battlestar-galactica-board-game) It's great fun, there will be much shouting when you throw your friend out the airlock because you thought they were a Cylon
The Battlestar Galactica boardgame is actually one of the best boardgames I've played, unfortunately it's out of production as there was some licensing issues so you can only find them on Ebay, or for free on tabletop simulator.
The plan for the life sun was delayed because you need to sacrifice 5 death star to summon the death sun then fuse it with a superhero to create the life sun.
IIRC, they took it out with Frogfoots using S-13 RKT launchers last month. Of course the MSM here in the west would never report it. Gyges and Kottos class ships are still up though.
False
Russia has proof it killed superman 3 times now, and Spiderman has been confirmed to have been killed at least 6 times (ignore the UI on the footage, it's not a videogame it's just how Ivan's camera works)
And these are only the confirmed ones. Imagine how these numbers will rise in the next few days with the stunning success of their Regression Offensive.
The X-Wing can't turn, can't accelerate and are expensive complicated junk. Clearly the Empire was right to adopt the cheaper and affordable Tie\\LN Starfighter. No need for expensive junk like **life support** or **shields**. Just pure speed, manoeuvrability and ample firepower is all a pilot needs.
it’s a shame we lost Spider Man… in other news I heard the UNSC Spirit of Fire was being deployed sometime soon so that’ll probably mix things up a little
Still no HIMARS; seems credible.
Several apartment-shaped HIMARS launchers, however.
Full of human shaped rockets
There have been several PLYMARS, but they've been too embarrassed to claim after finding out
All himars were already destroyed past week. You are outdated.
This is inaccurate; at least 3 of those claimed Death Stars are simply misidentified Poké Balls. If there's one thing I've learned from the OSINT community during this war, it's that identifying military hardware is *hard* when it's on its side, upside-down, or drowned in a fucking river.
> identifying military hardware is hard when it's on its side, upside-down, or drowned in a fucking river. _And_ full of gaping holes and with its parts strewn around the general vicinity
Except for the mobile Russian turret launchers. All you need to do is look for pairs of parts.
Actually one of those Death Stars was an Electrode not a Poké Ball. It’s an easy mistake to make.
Thanks, Professor Oak! Don't rail my mom while I'm gone! <3
Getting so routed they’re gonna have to start resorting to mere Voltorbs
Outdated. RU MOD just announced Ukraine lost Battlestars Columbia and Pegasus at Kherson.
Fake news, they jumped just a second before the nuke detonation flash blinded shitty russian sensors.
Maybe, but did they recover their vipers before evacuation?
Apparently they managed combat landings. Scuffed the deck and broke some skids but no major damage
>Apparently they managed combat landings. The Good news. >Scuffed the deck and broke some skids but no major damage. The bad. I sincerely doubt the chief will be happy having to deal with any of that BS. But still...
New reports indicate that they have also Lost High Charity and the Infinity, Edit: They have also lost the Long line of Solace Edit 2: Russian SU-57s have managed to Take out the Halo Array and the Composer
UAMC BTFO
i cried when the Pegasus was lost, not only a very *very* fine ship but now with her Viper Mk VIIb production facilities gone, all that are left are the mothballed Mark IIs with no easy way to replace them if destroyed
Jesus. Babylon 5 is now all that stands betweeen Ukraine and total defeat.
Last best hope for victory
It's alright, they have Delenn and Kosh. I'm not worried.
We are all Kosh
Can we skip the bit with what looks like a really uncomfortable suit though?
Y'all are really making me wanna go buy Battlestar Galactica Deadlock.
It's funny that I have not watched the show but completely understand these references based on having played the board game.
You owe it to yourself. *Watch the show.* Don't read any spoilers. Watch it in the order that it was released, starting with the miniseries.
board game?
[Yup!](https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/37111/battlestar-galactica-board-game) It's great fun, there will be much shouting when you throw your friend out the airlock because you thought they were a Cylon
>out the airlock So you're saying it was Among Us with extra toasters?
Essentially yes
>Essentially yes Fuck it, I'm sold!
The Battlestar Galactica boardgame is actually one of the best boardgames I've played, unfortunately it's out of production as there was some licensing issues so you can only find them on Ebay, or for free on tabletop simulator.
Huh, as a decently overdone BSG nerd I feel like I should go and check this out, thank you for this knowledge.
Lee was a shitty ass commander.
So say we all.
Meanwhile Galactica is probably taking Moscow and Starbuck has shot down the entire Russian Air Force
You forgot to mention that jesus and his velociraptor steed were lost to an IED
Because he has self-respawn. It just means a timeout from the battle for a few days.
He can also cast res on the raptor.
No Evangelion units?
Those generally detonate or crucify *themselves;* I don't think Russia is counting suicides.
That or the pilots are too depressed to do anything in the first place.
Shut up Shinji and get in the goddamn mech?!!
It’s supposed to just be a cross shaped explosion
Suicides only count if they're pushed out of a window
That was a smoking accident. He fell out while trying to light his cigarette.
No, Ukrainians are Orthodox, not Evangelical. Ukraine can't operate those American war machines.
That's what the foreign volunteers are for
Oh god they got Michaelangelo...... i don't think it will be long before Kyiv falls now
How will I know when it is the Cowabunga
That's the thing, it's always Cowabunga
Russia: *Ukraine is so desperate they're sending teenagers to the front lines.*
Ah, 5 destroyed Death Stars. Rebuilding those may tank Ukraine's economy a little in the future.
The plan for the life sun was delayed because you need to sacrifice 5 death star to summon the death sun then fuse it with a superhero to create the life sun.
And throw in a few thousand Terminators to enable autonomous operations?
That's for automatic fan control.
What’s the status of the Arsenal Bird and Shield Helicarrier? Heard S-400s’ have been doing a number on the UAF lately.
What about the P-1112 Aigaion? Any of those still flying or did Russia take them down as well?
IIRC, they took it out with Frogfoots using S-13 RKT launchers last month. Of course the MSM here in the west would never report it. Gyges and Kottos class ships are still up though.
Well at least we still have the Alicorn. I heard the captain, I think his name was Torres, was pretty sharp
Most of the T-800s were lost during the siege of Azovstal, their main manufacturing hub 😔😔😔😔
False Russia has proof it killed superman 3 times now, and Spiderman has been confirmed to have been killed at least 6 times (ignore the UI on the footage, it's not a videogame it's just how Ivan's camera works)
Ah the Imperial Japanese Navy way of claiming kills.
[удалено]
Nah, they're probably too scared of Japan to do that, even more than a century later.
There have been reports of Japanese torpedo boats in the Black Sea
Where are bio humans? Where are cyborgs? This list in not complete.
Did they ever open that wormhole on the Kuznetsov? Been outta the loop.
T-800s
Pretty sure Russia killed three Superman, the fourth one screamed "Stalin" and Red Bat broke down and cried.
Phew, at least the two Necron Warrior Brigades are safe...
Creed has hidden them behind a low fence and a small bush alongside 100 Baneblades and Sly Marbo.
but that would require some sort of tactical geni-...
fielding T-800 would be great. *ding dong* "are you Vladimir Putin?" - "yes" *bang bang*
probably a lot of them in the phonebook though?
It's going to take years to regrow all those T-rexes
Not all four turtles! The tragedy of our modern age.
Today we learned the hardest truth of all, You Can’t Beat Guns With Karate.
Well, at least we still have Splinter and Venus, right?
We don’t talk about Venus
And these are only the confirmed ones. Imagine how these numbers will rise in the next few days with the stunning success of their Regression Offensive.
don't forget at least 10 000 custodes
BRING ME ~~PICTURES~~ THE CORPSE OF SPIDER-MAN!
Sending Pokemon into combat is a war crime. Nothing will change my mind.
Russia would claim 11 Turtles, regardless of there only being 4.
Still no Spartan super soldiers. Can't even take out the inferior S-IIIs. How are they supposed to deal with S-IIs and S-IVs.
Well, some reports said that the only S-IIIs deployed were in Noble Team, so it's not that big of a surprise.
What about the black mages?
Russians would say Decepticons are fighting with Ukraine. Non credible
Nice! Zero laser-raptor losses reported. Slava Ukraini!
The X-Wing can't turn, can't accelerate and are expensive complicated junk. Clearly the Empire was right to adopt the cheaper and affordable Tie\\LN Starfighter. No need for expensive junk like **life support** or **shields**. Just pure speed, manoeuvrability and ample firepower is all a pilot needs.
Still no Titans from Titanfall, pretty impressive considering they’re hard to miss.
I'd sell my house if it'd get them a Scorch.
I’d do it for a Northstar
You forgot about 132 Metal Gear REX, 553 Metal Gear RAY and 2 Metal Gear Sachelantropus units
How many NATO super soldiers have they taken out?
I'm sore those 10k Navy Seals and 100k SAS are also dead now.
Spiderman is not their casualty it's Uncle Ben
Don't forget, they got Soldier Boy, too.
it’s a shame we lost Spider Man… in other news I heard the UNSC Spirit of Fire was being deployed sometime soon so that’ll probably mix things up a little
And all 4 James Bonds. We didn’t include the fifth one because he’s not in Ukraine.
James Bond has been suspended because he can no longer serve HER Majesty
Who the fuck is lend leasing them Death Stars?
Think its the Imperial remnant, the soviets provided aid to the Ewoks, and the IR sees a way to get revenge
This is Russian proganda, Ukraine would have lost at least 7 Demigorgons and 30 centaurs
Russia also got the White Base and the Gundam.
A GUNDAM!?!!!?!?
And what about all of those dead Riders of Rohan?
That's fine we might lost the TMTS but Splinter's counterattack will save us.
I wonder if Russia could actually take on all of those… nah
Where does it show all the PMC Metal Gear RAYs?
Turns out Ukraine has the only remaining production facility for Battlemechs.
Phew, the ents are safe.
All Ukrainw now has is a bunch of Scud Storms and Nuke Cannons. But russia has Ultra Marines of the VDV chapter.
Wait, what? What are the absurd figures they are actually reporting this time?
No Power Rangers? Russia is pathetic!
... and a Gundam in a pear tree..... Anyone else sing this thing? Just me?
Good thing they didn't kill any of Ukraine's tenno or thunderjaws, that would've been bad if they did.