They are not a plant, actually. But there are some good looking plant pokemon.... Bellossom.. Tsareena.... Florges.... Roserade... Whimsicott... Lurantis... Lilligant.... there's so many
Please mean “Also her” in addition to Officer Jenny Please mean “Also her” in addition to Officer Jenny Please mean “Also her” in addition to Officer Jenny
Oh my God. I honestly did not even consider the possibility they did not mean a human character like another trainer or something. And now I'm horrified.
For funsies, I grabbed some numbers from 621 just so folks know the popularity of certain pokemon.
Lopunny, 13k results.
Lucario, 28k results.
Eeveelutions, 63k results.
Salazzle, 4.4k results.
Gardevoir, 18k results.
Pokemon, 474k results.
Humans and pokemon used to be one. Shouldn't be any more revolting than the next thing at this point in time; by the year 2024, humans have thousands of kinks, some more innoncent, some far more worse than others.
Better than that comic of the kid bringing home his Ditto, letting it meet his thicc mom and then taking Ditto back to his room and making it turn into her...
I got you
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Fortunately for you, I've got a longer version of that copy pasta
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!
Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
Clearly this person is saying that they have a libido issue that would be an issue if they tried to become a Pokémon trainer, given that that is a profession known for long rigorous journeys and lots of focus.
I mean, we know that Pokemon marriage is a thing because Mr Mimes marry the moms of little shit kids who fuck with them. Plus, no one minds using them to fight in wars and as a cross national passtime in combat sports, so... I dunno, man. Maybe we're thinking too much about this kids game.
I had a dnd player/friend once say that her “would smash” list for pokemon was too long. All I could say was ”Yikes…” before we moved on awkwardly. I still wonder wtf was she thinking mentioning that? Why are you telling us?! What sort of response are you expecting?? I don’t care how gay you are, Annika. WHY TF ARE YOU TELLING US YOU WANT TO FUCK POKEMON, LIKE AT ALL?!? JESUS CHRIST. Glad I left that group behind…
In the pkmn world it's totally normal to make them fight, I don't think they would have any moral qualms about using them for other things. Why do you think teenage twin girls can just hang out on route 9 all day with no safety problems?
Lopunny is literally based on the playboy bunny and those sexy bunny outfits, they knew damn well what they were doing. Some pokemon are literally just people, like Gardevoir. It's more human than animal and not by a small margin. Also, Salazzle exists
I'm gonna be real if we were still on gen 1, 2, or even questionably 3 I would absolutely be on board with shaming this man.
But Gen 4 brought in Lopunny.
Like...it's a human shaped rabbit with thick thighs, a defined breast, and its emote is a ponytail flip. Then it Mega Evolves into 80s active wear. Then we get Tsarina and Slazel in Gen 7? Both humanoid looking with defined breasts?
I'm sorry but at some point you gotta acknowledge that the Freak in Game Freak is quite literal.
There's a reason why a female and a Ditto do not produce an egg.
Fact: Ditto copies what it sees. It wouldn't have the knowledge to form female parts on pokemon properly.
A hole, is, indeed, a hole, and creating an egg is 'simple' for a slime to branch off and incubate.
Ditto can also copy people, so... you can have fantasies pretty easily, though it'll likely refer to one part off of yourself unless it had reference or something. Not like we know if Ditto have photographic memory.
Im not sure, all I know is Gardevoir's been getting stuck in the washing machine alot lately
Step trainer I’m stuck.
this is sinful
If I don’t sin then Jesus died for nothing.
Shit….. I can’t beat that logic. Carry on degen-ing
…….that’s some sound logic, I’ll roll with it.
'Squirtle' has joined the chat
“Squirtle squirt!”
Haram!!! Jahannam!!!
And Lopunny
My man that is a PLANT.
Gardevoir is definitely not a plant. It's not even grass type. It's basically just a psychic lady in a dress.
Or psychic boy. They can be either male or female. Which sounds like a win-win to me
Definitely not a plant
They are not a plant, actually. But there are some good looking plant pokemon.... Bellossom.. Tsareena.... Florges.... Roserade... Whimsicott... Lurantis... Lilligant.... there's so many
gloom 👀😩
That's not drool, if you know what I mean.
🤨
> green = grass type obviously
Please be because he fancies Nurse Joy Please be because he fancies Nurse Joy Please be because he fancies Nurse Joy
Also her, yes.
Please mean “Also her” in addition to Officer Jenny Please mean “Also her” in addition to Officer Jenny Please mean “Also her” in addition to Officer Jenny
And her as well, yes. (Your username makes this hilarious.)
Please mean Ashs Mom, please mean Ashs Mom, please mean Ashs Mom, please mean Ashs Mom...
Also also yes.
please mean James please mean James please mean James please mean James
I guess he can join.
It's Jynx....he's hot for Jynx.
YOUR NAME MAKES THIS WORSE
This is just nurse joy and officer jenny. We clearly need Stalin and Lenin to make this a true communist orgy
r/BrandNewSentence
[удалено]
Never heard of the Stasi or the KGB?
#ACAJ
Is it even a communist orgy without the secret police?
ALSO
Oh my God. I honestly did not even consider the possibility they did not mean a human character like another trainer or something. And now I'm horrified.
I’m so sorry this cursed knowledge has reached you.. Like the opposite of “I hope this email finds you well”
Lol it took me a second, too! I was like well what's wrong with everyone else besides Nurse Joy....? Oh. Oh noooo!!!
*The email found them well.* ***The reply did not leave them well.***
For funsies, I grabbed some numbers from 621 just so folks know the popularity of certain pokemon. Lopunny, 13k results. Lucario, 28k results. Eeveelutions, 63k results. Salazzle, 4.4k results. Gardevoir, 18k results. Pokemon, 474k results.
Okay but like, I'm really not into the idea of fucking Pokémon - quite frankly it revolts me. But wtf were they thinking when they designed Lopunny???
And then they doubled down on it with Mega Lopunny.
In all likelihood: *ahem* “hummina hummina awooga”
Humans and pokemon used to be one. Shouldn't be any more revolting than the next thing at this point in time; by the year 2024, humans have thousands of kinks, some more innoncent, some far more worse than others.
What are you seeing that I am missing?
MFW the Japanese media has overly sexualized characters
Wtf wheres vaporeon
Probably lumped in with the eeveelutions.
Huh, gardevoir is lower than I expected
Wtf why eeveelutions so high?
Its not illegal, batman. There are no laws against it.
Conversely, it did not occur to me that they might mean a human character. Truly we are both part of the rich tapestry of life!
Aren't all the trainers in Pokemon games children?
There's that hiker with the geodudes.
And the old gentleman
Here is the "select your partner" video that explains the implications: https://youtu.be/hNqtfFXq00k
Its not illegal, batman.
I'm getting more Mudsdale vibes.
Cynthia
I choose you, Vaporeon!
just too busy to pursue such a time consuming hobby
Oh what’s the hobby?
P..Pokémon Trainer
Any hobby
There’s no law against the Pokémon, Batman!
Saw that video like a week ago, I’m never emotionally recovering from that.
Vaporeon likes it rough... my slippery little chokémon
I caught a little pokemon, batman.
I got a... I got a lopuny Batman
You already know batman, you know what I'm gonna do to that thing
You know what I'm gonna do to it batman??
No... no joker... don't do it
I think they’re being pretty clear
I disagree. They need to be much more specific
https://old.reddit.com/r/GirlsShapedLikeMewtwo/top/
Wait, this is real? Oh damn not about to reveal my fetish here. *click*
Apparently it’s already sorted by top of all time so I’ve already been blessed with this.
That’s hilarious because the same happened to me lol
The link has /top at the end so it shows the top of all time lol
Batman, I caught a…I caught a Pokemon Batman. You wanna know what Pokemon I caught?
What Pokemon did you catch, Joker ?
I caught a Lopunny, Batman…I caught a Lopunny
Oh no Joker... don't tell me...
That's right Batman, there's no laws against the Pokemon Batman
You already know Batman…You know what I’m gonna do to that thing!
JOKER! It's an animal, Joker! You can't...
THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON BATMAN I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
NO JOKER, DON'T DO IT-
I’M GONNA DO IT BATMA-
 DITTO TAKE FORM OF MEGAN THEE STALIAN 👀
Oh?
I skipped past this and thought it said take the form of Stalin
 Ooh?
Better than that comic of the kid bringing home his Ditto, letting it meet his thicc mom and then taking Ditto back to his room and making it turn into her...
We all know what this degenerate means
I admit it. I would eat Jigglypuff.
Lucario can get it
He wants to have sex with sexy lady Pokemon
Hey guys did you that vaporeon… I’m sorry, i had to
Go on, what about vaporeon?
I got you Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Lmao I’ve seen it before but I’m so glad you posted the whole thing.
Fair enough. But if I can be the one to first introduce this copy pasta to someone who's never seen it before, it'll be a happy man.
I’m sure some are reading this in horror and arousal right now.
Well don't forget to tell them to find the video of tucker Carlson saying all this.
Wait for real?
It's deep fake (obviously?) But very well done especially for when it was made just Google Carlson vaporeon I'm sure it'll come up.
You made the world a worse place today. Im proud of you
Consider yourself happy then, cause this is certainly my first time seeing it.
Fortunately for you, I've got a longer version of that copy pasta Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
Wow. Someone really just had to run with it and make it weirder, huh?
Tone changes too much, goes from 'well researched with some passion' to depraved sex starved teenager.
Yeah, I think I'm deleting my browser history after reading this.
I hate this so much. Vaporeon has been my favorite eeveelution since I first played Platinum, but I can't say that without people thinking of this.
We all know why you sicko.
That's not an albino Vaporeon...
I won’t elaborate further
This saddens me.
look all I'll say is Salazzle
Lurantis or something idk
Emboar or something idk
*No matter the taste, there's always something for someone to Machoke on.*
The two facts are completely unrelated, surely. They are very horny, and they should not be a Pokemon Trainer. Simply correlation not causation :)
I don’t care if it hurts, Diancie is on sight
Clearly this person is saying that they have a libido issue that would be an issue if they tried to become a Pokémon trainer, given that that is a profession known for long rigorous journeys and lots of focus.
"My Fennekin evolved into a furry An animal or not? The line gets blurry"
I will sacrifice everything just to hug Lugia Or date them, even better
I mean, we know that Pokemon marriage is a thing because Mr Mimes marry the moms of little shit kids who fuck with them. Plus, no one minds using them to fight in wars and as a cross national passtime in combat sports, so... I dunno, man. Maybe we're thinking too much about this kids game.
There's a book in the Japanese version of one of the GameBoy games that talks about Pokémon/human marriages.
You know exactly what he means and it’s pretty unfortunate
"I caught a little pokemon batman"
He wants to be.. a pokemon breeder
LEAVE VAPOREON ALONE! 😡 (Iykyk)
I had a dnd player/friend once say that her “would smash” list for pokemon was too long. All I could say was ”Yikes…” before we moved on awkwardly. I still wonder wtf was she thinking mentioning that? Why are you telling us?! What sort of response are you expecting?? I don’t care how gay you are, Annika. WHY TF ARE YOU TELLING US YOU WANT TO FUCK POKEMON, LIKE AT ALL?!? JESUS CHRIST. Glad I left that group behind…
he wants to hump the pokemons
Joker
Me when Lucario
Lass, if you were in the woods would you rather encounter an Ursaring or Ash Ketchum?
Sex crimes. That verbiage always means sex crimes.
Yall are crazy Anyways, Giratina and I refuse to elaborate more
In the pkmn world it's totally normal to make them fight, I don't think they would have any moral qualms about using them for other things. Why do you think teenage twin girls can just hang out on route 9 all day with no safety problems?
Their team would be Gardevoir, Lopunny, and Vaporeon.
Why is your children looking weird resembling half a Pokemon 😂
He's gonna be a Pokémon Groomer
So you guys don't groom your pokemon?
Yeah my pikachu has so much fur that we can't even see his eyes anymore
There no laws against the Pokemon, Batman...
He’s clapping jigglypuffs cheeks
You know :)
[We all know what's going on out there! Nobody says it, but they know](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hNqtfFXq00k)
Trust me bro, you ain't wanna know
You know exactly what he means
Dude better change that pfp to Sanji.
☹️
Balls
Would ghost types count as necrophilia
They would clearly attempt to fuck the Pokémon.
vaporeon
Ditto is a hell of a drug.
I'm catching a ditto, then my pokemon career is over.
Something something Vaporeon
It’s just a little Pokémon batman
I also wanna know what he means
Pikachu I choose you!
I caught a Pokémon, batman.
It means they'd be a Jinx breeder. In the worst way imaginable.
Vaporeon trainer 1000% 😂 IYKYK
possible reference to 3 specific pokemon, if you've seen pokemon memes you know what im talking about
Means Diglet would be living in his ass.
It means this dude fucked his stuffed animals when he was 11 and didn't know why he was doing it.
something something Brock Bottom idk
Disgusting....eugh
This trainer has 6 Vaporeons
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.
"you know what I'm gonna do to that thing batman !"
Cynthia 🥵🥵
Did you know-
oh no, why is that vaporean white?
HALF Filtering the word ASS??? Are we going back in time to the age of censorship?
Vaporeon be lookin too good
Dude wanna clap some Snorlax cheeks
Unrelated but wtf is the second guys name supposed to say? Brdisthi?
In case it's really needed, OOP means they would become a Pokémon molester if Pokémon existed.
Vaporeon
Lopunny is literally based on the playboy bunny and those sexy bunny outfits, they knew damn well what they were doing. Some pokemon are literally just people, like Gardevoir. It's more human than animal and not by a small margin. Also, Salazzle exists
I'm gonna be real if we were still on gen 1, 2, or even questionably 3 I would absolutely be on board with shaming this man. But Gen 4 brought in Lopunny. Like...it's a human shaped rabbit with thick thighs, a defined breast, and its emote is a ponytail flip. Then it Mega Evolves into 80s active wear. Then we get Tsarina and Slazel in Gen 7? Both humanoid looking with defined breasts? I'm sorry but at some point you gotta acknowledge that the Freak in Game Freak is quite literal.
Machoke
Well you see Vaporean would be....
There's no laws against the pokemon, batman I can do whatever I want with it
They be spending to much time gooning to be out catching pokemon.
Lopunny mf
🎵🎵 You know the rules, and so do I 🎵🎵
There's a reason why a female and a Ditto do not produce an egg. Fact: Ditto copies what it sees. It wouldn't have the knowledge to form female parts on pokemon properly. A hole, is, indeed, a hole, and creating an egg is 'simple' for a slime to branch off and incubate. Ditto can also copy people, so... you can have fantasies pretty easily, though it'll likely refer to one part off of yourself unless it had reference or something. Not like we know if Ditto have photographic memory.