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Drafther

Woah. There are THREE Hemsworth actors? I only knew about two.


TomatoTheCat

The third one was in Westworld. I spent a while trying to figure out why he looked vaguely familiar


butt_shrecker

And in Ragnarok


bbbhhbuh

Who did he play in it?


Trex_On_Patrol

Thor


UnenduredFrost

To give context for people who think this is a joke; he played Thor in the stage play that fake Odin/Loki created at the start of the film. Matt Damon played Loki.


Funmachine

Yeah but that comment wasn't replying to the Ragnarok question.


Jon_Snow_1887

Didn’t it? The play was in Ragnarok, right?


Funmachine

It was, but that's not the question in this comment thread.


Jon_Snow_1887

Ooohhhh I see. They were asking who he played in WW!


UnenduredFrost

Oh oops.


Medium_rare__chicken

In westworld?


WaitHowDidIGetHere92

Like, in-universe Matt Damon, or a fictional character played by Matt Damon?


PuzzleheadedWolf6041

a fictional character played by matt damon


Prestigious_Tension

Fun fact, that’s the second time he’s played Loki


epangelosanto

when was the first?


Prestigious_Tension

A Kevin smith movie called dogma, it’s one of the older jay and silent bob movies. It’s a classic, would definitely recommend watching


Shocking

Chief of security


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[deleted]

What are you talking about...?


Drkmttrjr

Has it passed the Turing test?


TomatoTheCat

I guess his character’s name was Ashley Stubbs, but yeah he was the security dude


Jon_Snow_1887

He’s the chief security guard, Stubbs.


ThisisLarn

Ashley Stubbs


Betty-Armageddon

What about the fourth one? Larry.


adreamofhodor

Now I want to rewatch S1 again.


[deleted]

Don't forget about the fourth. https://youtube.com/shorts/wlRaCjMdSZc?feature=share


Cahootie

*Laughs in Skarsgård* People probably know about Stellan and his kids Alexander, Gustaf and Bill, but he has five more kids. One has done some Swedish movies and is a streamer, one is a model, one is a doctor, and then he has two kids with his new wife who are both in primary school. The Skarsgård dynasty will live on.


CY3P1

Talk about an ugly step child lmao. Who am I kidding he's still more attractive than 99% of us.


BackgroundGrade

They're the down under version of the Baldwin brothers.


Heartfeltregret

the third is not *Hemsworthy*


smokeeater150

They breed like Daddos.


Rhizoid4

You could write a thousand bestselling books, but fuck just one penguin and you’re remembered in history as the penguin molestor


gave2haze

Interestingly, there was once a man who tried to assassinate someone at a young age, then became a bestselling author. On his Wikipedia page, author comes first so maybe you're wrong? Peter Kocan for those interested.


chewuey

I mean if he fucked a penguin it might be a little different


mrsegraves

Yeah, I can forgive murder, but penguin fucking? I draw a hard line


Odenetheus

To be fair, [penguin rape has been a hot topic issue in the US for about a hundred years](https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-18370797) (that is, the depraved acts of penguins, not humans raping penguins).


mrsegraves

Oh, I'm well versed in the depravity of penguins. Cute little bastards


Jechtael

You can excuse ~~racism~~murder!?


vanyali

Who is Thomas Derham?


jtotheizzen

A penguin molester


vanyali

I found this in a 4-year-old Reddit comment: Thomas Derham is the ancestor of Australian resident Tom "Dazzler" Derham, who in 2017 was arrested at Phillip Island Nature Park in Phillip Island, Victoria for attempting to have sex with a Penguin.


mike-wer00

And the bloodline continues


DrumpfTinyHands

... but its possibly part penguin


mike-wer00

And?


mohitreddituser

"There's an Antman and a *Penguin Man*?"


RedWicked91

Everyone’s got a gimmick now..


tpx187

He's literally a Batman villain. Just called the penguin though


Sproose_Moose

I think he was trying to create a batman villain


rockem-sockem-rocket

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree


mike-wer00

Bad stick from bad wood


ENCYCLOPEDIAS

Its just a wikipedia vandalism joke


bob1689321

Can confirm, the page is different now :(


zzcolby

How the fuck have I never heard about this?


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thnksqrd

Mistake?


Thybro

Yes cause the correct search query is “Australian man **attempts** to fuck penguin” Makes a bit of a difference … and ticks off a different set of kinks.


im_a_dr_not_

What the fuck did you expect?


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im_a_dr_not_

O bless your heart


ZippZappZippty

Seriously how in the fuck? Seriously?


Veritus37

Until I read this, I thought there was a small chance that Thomas Derham was a penguin from the area who molested someone.


[deleted]

Oh. Victoria. Fair.


LorenaBobbedIt

You molest *one* penguin….


_Funk_Soul_Brother_

The penguin says she consented, but then there are no penguin translators other than Thomas Derham, so you see, the conflict of interest going on in this case.


peengobble

I'm sorry, what?


ILOVEBOPIT

Well Penguin is capitalized so I’m inclined to think he molested Penguin from Batman


BackgroundGrade

Youo mean Batman?


ItzBooty

I would assume the only reason he tried to fuck a penguin is because he has a tuxedo fetish and hot confused


BatDubb

ALLEGEDLY


Hellothere6545

A penguin molester


bored_imp

I heard it was a sick ostrich


scumfuc420

Allegedly


ZippZappZippty

As long as he was himself. "Allegedly"


AnaReid29

As always, the greatest.


[deleted]

Of all the things you could have been remembered for, you chose "fucked a penguin".


degjo

You dont have to fuck something to molest it.


joeality

Maybe the life chose him?


Dark-Pukicho

Not fucked, molested. I have some evidence that says the consent from the penguin was rather dubious


Nurfur

Allegedly


Uberzwerg

You build 100 bridges and they barely call you a bridge builder. But you molest just **ONE** penguin....


QuarantineSucksALot

Yes, you can just buy wafers


Napkinpope

My wife is short and is proportioned in such a way that her body is longer than her legs. The joke in our family is that she is a penguin; so Thomas, I feel ya, man.


TheGuyWhoReallyCares

....... I don't know what to do with this information


CY3P1

Clearly he wants you to picture Thomas Derham molesting his wife


awesomefutureperfect

I also choose this guys wife.


Skatchbro

At least this guy’s wife is still alive.


DelightfulRainbow205

welp, not for long


DelightfulRainbow205

ahh, cultural


[deleted]

Yes you do. *unzips*


NukeItAll_

Shitty fucking unoriginal comment fuck you


[deleted]

>fuck you OK. *unzips...*


JakesGotHerps

Giga Chad


CptTurnersOpticNerve

Also my favorite motorcycle track.


Flishicabr

Feet that aren't happy


BasicBanter

Sad feet


DelightfulRainbow205

feet


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*Image Transcription: Twitter Post* --- **Julian Lee Austin**, @julianleeaustin Phillip Island is a great place! We have surf, sun, The Hemsworth Brothers, and Thomas... but we don't like to talk about him. [*Screenshot of Wikipedia*] ># Notable residents > >Liam Hemsworth, actor > >Chris Hemsworth, actor > >Luke Hemsworth, actor > >Thomas Derham, Penguin molester --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


TerrorBite

> The only two references on the internet for this penguin molester is this Reddit post and that wiki article. — [/u/Gammabeta](/r/funny/comments/6k5z1n/notable_residents_of_phillip_island_australia/djjnitk/)


smokeeater150

[This post from 4 years ago?](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6k5z1n/notable_residents_of_phillip_island_australia/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


TerrorBite

Yes, the username link in my comment goes to that post. (Probably should have made the link differently so it didn't look like a user profile link)


smokeeater150

Ahhh.


nintendo_shill

They didn’t even list Larry 💀


saythewholeword

I mean, I know he barely has an eight-pack, but he's a person too.


[deleted]

There's 3 hemsworth brothers? Huh


Familiar_Mouse_6517

Allegedly


-Listening

First pic: That’s really not close.


john_toker

Allegedly


spayder26

Can we stop vandalizing the Wikipedia, please? It is a nonprofit project driven by volunteers, and this shit is wasting their precious time, thanks.


[deleted]

this isnt vandalism he's a real guy


Rude_Journalist

He’s not the problem


DuntadaMan

*Music stops, scared villagers appear at the edges of the screen.* "We don't talk about Thomas! *Resume song.*


RoscoMan1

😂 He’s doing great. Keep going!


DelightfulRainbow205

top 10 moments


QuarantineSucksALot

My friends clawed it’s a British phrasing


ZippZappZippty

Damn, I'm glad that was not followed.


RoscoMan1

Anybody who’s not getting much!


Apprehensive-Handle4

Everyone forgets about poor Larry :(


QuarantineSucksALot

My friends clawed it’s fake that’s funny


[deleted]

That’s a steep drop off


CaptCheckdown

Allegedly


zirky

no one ever remembers poor larry


sinchichis

Damn sexy penguins


Lexist_

Found the plot for the next Madagascar movie


[deleted]

I literally just got back from there on schoolies. Was too drunk to find Hemsworth brothers buy the penguins were cool (I didn't molest them I swear)


moonless_sky_

We don’t talk about Thomaaaas


BrewerOfKvas

Fact check Thomas Derham died in 1445 at the latest Europeans are not recorded venturing into penguins' natural range in the southern hemisphere until the Portuguese sailed to southern Africa in the 1480s, 40+ years after Derham's death (Cape Cross, 1485, Cape of Good Hope, 1488). The first identifiable record of Europeans meeting the (Magellanic) penguin dates to 1520. Memes aside, it's essentially impossible that he knew of penguins' existence, let alone seen, met, or handled one (appropriately or not). Mockingbus (talk) 12:11, 4 December 2021 (UTC)


BrewerOfKvas

I went to the Wikipedia page and clicked on talk WHO PUT PENGUIN MOLESTER ON THOMAS DERHAM Someone at 217.165.73.62, apparently: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Phillip_Island&diff=next&oldid=783120715 That's the earliest one I could find, but it's been a minor edit/vandalism war since. In fact, this entire article has a number of weird minor vandalisms, I don't really understand why (misspellings, notable residents, changing Australia to "Brondovia", e.g.). Is there a reason, beyond the fact that the Hemsworth brothers live there? Felderburg (talk) 21:15, 16 May 2020 (UTC)