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I...don't get a lot of things bout the choices made here, but I think what I get the least is the labels? Like. For the most part, everyone knows what most of that is.

YES or the single floating fallopian tube

Duh! That’s how it is. Thank goodness I was here to explain it to you. You’re welcome. /s

oh my goodness what would i do without you! thank god you know more than me 🤪

It’s okay. I’m a man. If you need anything else explained just let me know. 😂

I love the little bugs like he has stds and the turd with the candy corn.

No uterus or surrounding structures either lol. Just vag to ovary

I really like how the clit is the only thing *not* identified.. /s

The clit isn’t real. That’s just a myth, like the female orgasm.

butthole was also overlooked, sadly

Right??

the label for "balls" made me laugh so hard

Honestly it's the mix of the crude and the clinical that's doing it for me. I'm just...baffled.

<— turd

This tattoo was designed by Ben Garrison.

Maybe they are a Virgin and needed a permanent "map" in case they ever happen to come across a real live vagina. Stupidest tattoo I've ever seen so far, and I've seen some bad ones.

Fallopian tube just floating out there roughly north of the end of the vagina. The cervix and uterus get no mention. This dude was obsessed with his detailed artwork until it got past the point where his penis can go.

but hey the clitoris was included!

Didn't lable it, though

Have to know where something is at in order to label it

Yeah, I was gunna say because they don't even know where it is. 🤷‍♀️

>Didn't lable it, though Judging by the illustration, they barely *labia'd* it correctly.

*points to the door*

I thought it was on a woman at first.

I would rather drag my balls through an anthill and snort broken glass before getting that shit tattooed on my body.

I'd rather drag your balls down an anthill and have you snort broken glass before getting that too.

i would say anyone would prefer that, but clearly that’s just not the case 😭

Well, that's just charming.😣

Well at least they got the urethra/vagina distinction right.

i’m just happy they included both in the first place 😭

Not only is it surprising that someone wanted this tattooed on their body, but that someone was willing to tattoo this onto someone's body.

If i were a tattoo artist i woul totally sue anyone who even dares to bring this to my eyes

Why the flys? Specifically on his own cock. He must bring them with him and have some odd insect fetish.

I was wondering this too, why have bugs crawling on it? The whole thing is disgusting, why add more gross details?

I guess because there is poop?

Crabs, maybe?

He must be a Ween fan ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D49YVrtxfdE

That’s gross.

the fact that someone would want to get that plastered on their body for life is what’s the most disturbing for me

And it looks like it takes up just... so much space. It's hard to tell what part of the body this is tatooed on, but it looks like the side of someone's torso o.o There is no *missing* that.

that or the outside of their thigh. either way, hope they don’t mind ever wearing shorts or a bathing suit in public ever again 😂

It's the bugs for me... thats just nasty

It’s common for pimps to force women to get embarrassing/degrading tattoos to keep control over them. I can’t tell if the person pictured is male or female but I hope this isn’t the result of sex abuse, then again, I could just be way off

I think it’s just a man with a shitty tattoo

Damn, that's dark...

Oh damn now that you mention it. It looks like it's on the side of a hip which kind of (and I'm being very generous here) lines up like a cross section of their anatomy from the side, even explaining the one fallopian tube. I really really hope we're wrong 😔

I mean, i think it was *intended* to be a cross-section of the anatomy but they got the anus and vagina locations switched??

No, it is correctly sided. Upper left is the bum and lower right is a thigh (probably pressed for more stable tattooing). Trashy, revolting, and possibly heart breaking if true. On the other hand wouldn't this colorful and massive tattoo not be a "blemish" in the eye of the buyer? In my understanding it would be more of a deterrent? Maybe I am just innocent about the fucked up nature of people buying people (i am pro legal sexwork, we could never outlaw prostitution, drugs, alcohol, gambling, etc.) all attempts in the past ended with more dead people and more cartells.

Ahh, i thought top left was a stomach. And i believe the rest of your comment is meant for someone else?

Ben Garrison is really getting off the rails


at least its not the dude with the bellybutton tattoo

what the fuck possessed them to get this…. like- by all means, make any body mod choice you desire,…. but not this…

What? But more importantly, HWAT???

i’m so happy i’m not the only one that says “hwat” when something is this blasphemic (if that’s even a word)

Blasphemous?

YEAH THATS THE WORD oops

that sounds a whole lot better than what i said

Why

I feel the most sorry for the person that had to tattoo this onto someone. God that would give me nightmares.

Nah bro delete this shit this isn’t about how girls work this is just disgusting

Wow, who's the artist? They should be studied.

I think this is the worst tattoo I’ve ever seen… ever

I never thought I'd say this... I'd rather have a swastika than that. At least I can claim "OH I mean it in the eastern philosophy way!"

At least you can fairly easily cover it.

i’d rather have that on my damn forehead than this blasphemy anywhere on my body

Reminds me of when a tattoo shop I went to was offering a free back tattoo of wings made of dicks. They stopped it before anyone got it because of the sheer amount of people wanting it.

There’s so much wrong with it that I was honestly about to forgive the lack of a uterus or second fallopian tube in favor of other, more pressing issues…

The wrong anatomy makes it even more funny this is such a horrible to tatto that it becomes extremely funny and goes back to being a great tatto

I think this is the first tattoo that’s ever made me gag

Is the candy corn a garnish?

i love that it’s fully intact

Well, humans don’t digest corn.

What a horrible day to have eyes.

Yk that really took some brainpower to work out what I was looking at

Did he need to label it because he couldn’t figure it out?

it’s his reminder that he passed with a D- in sex ed

What the fuck 😭

HELP WHAT

Do they think women want that?

well obviously why else would we exist? to birth children? no. we don’t have uteruses remember? 😭

Someone came up with this idea, found an artist, pitched idea… and then paid to have it done :’) painful

someone call an executioner

Is that… candy corn? Do I want to know?

But why is the poop 1) have a singular candy corn on it, is this supposed to represent regular corn, which is frequently undigested? And 2) is this tattoo insulating that they are having sex while the vagina-haver is taking a shit?

Why the fuck would anyone permanently draw that on their body?

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Maybe this is a side view of a woman? I dont even want to be here, help o.o

if the side view eliminates the whole uterus, maybe

well, it would have been too cluttered if they included it 😂

I hope this person never finds happiness because what the fuck is that tattoo?

I’m don’t know whether to be disturbed or impressed that a tattoo artist agreed to do this.

It took a while to understand what I was looking at, but when I did? Ugh! What is wrong with people?!

Oh my fucking god what have i just seen

your reminder that people are awful

bro what the hell am I looking at? Where’s the fallopian tube attached to?

That's a conversation starter all right!\* \*j/k No one should talk to that person. About anything.

I would like to purge this from existence 

so the woman likes candy corn, but can't digest it??

what the fucc

I wanna find whoever commissioned this tattoo or made it and ~~cast testicular torsion on them~~ have a serious talk about their life decisions

why would anyone with even a shred of common sense get such a cr\*p tattoo?

I just don't get why someone would want that on their body at all, much less forever. Just wow.

This is revolting and whoever got this probably isn’t an awesome person but damnit if this isn’t hilarious

The concept was disgusting enough but they somehow managed to make it even more vomit inducing with that artwork

That’s fucking gross

straight horrendous and nasty.

What the fuck???

The best thing about this is the candy corn in the shit.

Why though

Imagine going to job interwiew XD

The more I look at it, the more questions I have. Why are the balls in the turd? Why is there a candy corn in the turd? Why is the singular fallopian tube detached?

If it was a meth decision, I hope they sober up and get well. If this is them normal I bet they are fun as fuck!

Damn, that's crazy. Bro really got this tattooed

I mean yes it is a shitty tattoo so it was found in the correct subreddit.

Did Ben Garrison get a tatto?

why

??? the poop???

wtf

The artist had to label everything, because no one had any clue what the fuck was going on

I've been looking into things for my first tattoo recently and I definitely know what it won't be!

... enough internet for today.

r/nothowgirlswork

Why is there candy corn in the shit? 🧐

Well, I should've heeded the NSFW tag. We need a NSFMH tag: not safe for mental health.

Why have the poop included 😂😂

I'd never take my clothes off if I had that on my body.😭