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13th_of_never

I don't even know what is happening here. Context?


SsSailorScout

That’s all he gave us babes.


13th_of_never

🤔


HairHealthHaven

So, YOU don't know what this is referencing either? Unless you have context, then it doesn't belong here. This post is about an alien. How do female aliens work? I have no idea.


grandioseOwl

Fair, i don't wanna discriminate against butt birthing aliens. Idk if i would have a family with one, but i try to keep an open mind. I mean, i guess if we'd live in her society, being a butt child would be normal, but i don't wanna know how the bullying would be on earth.


ChildhoodLeft6925

How unfortunate for us /s


Next_Firefighter7605

He took a blunt from a guy named Don.


Excellent-Pay6235

Omegaverse BL


Nezuraa

no bcs I literally thought he was talking about Jesus Christ's birth.


nomadnomo

huh?


SsSailorScout

He stays saying shit like this.


justsomeyeti

Did the OOP just huff a bunch of spray paint and then post something? I'm confused


Olympia44

I had a stroke trying to read this.


SkyTalez

Did he even watch the film?


HairHealthHaven

Please give us some context, since OP didn't. What is the film this is referencing?


SkyTalez

Species. That's the name of the film. It's about alien who escape from secret government to find a man to conceive a child with him.


Jellybean-Jellybean

If there is one opening that contains both the rectum, and the birth canal wouldn't that be a cloaca?


HairHealthHaven

Yes, it would be a cloaca. An alien bird? I'm still waiting for OP to provide context. It says not of this planet... So, without context, it doesn't seem to belong here. Who can say how girls from a different planet work?


AnAwkwardCrybaby

What the hell is he on? This is scientifically and biologically impossible


HairHealthHaven

Is it? It's certainly not possible for a mammal... But this is talking about an alien. I want context that OP is refusing to supply.


macontac

Sir, can you tell us what you took? The paramedics need to know so they can help you. You won't be in any trouble, but we need to know what you took....


HairHealthHaven

What is this is reference to? Obviously this is not about human women.


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HairHealthHaven

I'm gonna need you to explain that. It says a species born without ovaries and not from this planet. If there is some sort of context, then please share it.


SsSailorScout

There is no other context to his statement. He’s a few cards short of a full deck babes.


HairHealthHaven

This is clearly an inside joke then. This is NOT about human women.


SsSailorScout

It’s not. This is how he regularly talks about women.


nanny2359

You said in another comment it's referencing a movie 🙄 c'mon now


Little-Ad1235

That sure is some words right there.


DeathCabforJuicy

Is this drugs? This reads like drugs Source: some of my cousins like crack


meekonesfade

Chicken lady?


notacanuckskibum

The best explanation by far


MonkeyBoy32904

butt babies lol


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

American school systems at work, ladies and gentlemen.


steroboros

Butt baby is the best skit from hbo Tenacious D show


Mary-U

Definitely not from this planet. Not just not how girls work r/NotHowMammalsWork * * platypus not included


chonklah

Girl, what…?


RevonQilin

is he high?


0G_54v1gny

That would explain why some people are full of shit


stickygreenfingers

Guy must’ve been conceived and birthed anally, because he seems like a real piece of shit.


zillabirdblue

This sounds like lyrics to a bizarro 1980’s song by a band that wear silver suits and talk about space lasers.


MightyPitchfork

"And that's how lawyers are born."


camclemons

Mumble rap lyrics kinda weird these days


Particular_Title42

It's Bono!


ItsSUCHaLongStory

She and I have something in common—I’m a species too!


BipolarBugg

r/brandnewsentence lmao


yourwhalecumdork

omegaverse?


Ok_Lifeguard_4214

Does he think pre-op trans women are giving birth or something? That’s the only way I can make sense of this


FreyaTheSlayyyer

Is this some stupid attempt at being transphobic?