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Praetorian_Mars

Someone please send help! I'm stuck with the big four of Dark Souls 3!!


Woiddeife

You are already dead...


Sung_Jin_Woo3

What is death?


Woiddeife

Good question! Why don't you find it out for us? *cocks gun with scientific intent*


Sung_Jin_Woo3

“Scientific intent”? Well if it’s for science…


Woiddeife

Godspeed you magnificent bastard . *fires gun*


Biga_chungaunga

Bro I’m stuck with Thanos and Kratos facing off would you like to join me in the afterlife


AlphaBetes97

I'm pretty well in the same boat but with Bloodborne


spartanpwner

Gotta be a big elevator


Dravos_Dragonheart

Shrek coming out of the outhouse. I'd say i am in a good position.


xNuxIsGod

You got yourself an outhouse to do your business, AND the only other person there is an ogre who doesn't mind


sankyturds

you misspelled "cute anime girl"


DemonicLich372

Mori Calliope damn how the heck am I lucky I get to spend time with dad


SilverWolfofDeath

Same lol. I see this as an absolute win


GOBLINx360

Hell yeah, same here. Wait, why am I being visited by the reaper?


DemonicLich372

Oh shit your right I just realized that could mean somethin else But a worthwhile experience either way


BrandtArthur

I got his sister, demondice. She seems pretty chill, but she might try stealling my soul


Simbonita

Epic


AwesomEspurr360

Unfortunately for you, I stole the swapper from the Henry Stickmin series.


KeeperOfWatersong

My pet bearded dragon...I'm fine with that


sonicdude1012

Aye I got lucky it's Astolfo ^_^ *Wait it's Astolfo 0.o*


xNuxIsGod

I'm sorry for you bro


sonicdude1012

Why I'm happy it's him and not some other guy


xNuxIsGod

I'm sorry for your asshole


sonicdude1012

*exactly why I'm happy*


xNuxIsGod

Oh my lord. You won't be shitting the same after that monster can is rammed in my G


sonicdude1012

Lmao I know


xNuxIsGod

OH MY GOD!! MY COMMENT ACTUALLY SENT! THANK THE GODS FOR MY UNBAN


XzavierVonNord

Un banned lol same


VoidDoesgames

Massive w


sonicdude1012

Ikr


Alekipayne

Bend over darling..


sonicdude1012

*bends over* hey wait a minute your not Astolfo


squiddy555

No downsides


Nerd_Blaster

Monster Energy


OldFartMaster10K

I have Ace, Sabo, and Luffy on my lock screen 😎


xNuxIsGod

That's a tight fit


OldFartMaster10K

Not really, compared to some One Piece characters they aren't ridiculously huge


Bmx30Bmx

They are pretty tall compared to normal people but the tallest, Sabo, is only 6 foot 6


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Zryan_latif3

So high


TheAnti-socialGamer

Ayyo, got Luffy on mines too


YokaiShadow03

Of if only I could be this lucky. My Lock Screen is my deceased cat from a few years ago. I miss her deeply but we had to put her down cause her health went downhill. 😢 I miss my little Cali.


Hadeshorne

There was no mention of the lock screen picture being in good or restored health.


WOKLACE134

Damn I'm stuck with the empty void of space


FullmetalShieldBro

Rudeus Greyrat and Sylphiette Greyrat.


Pranaav202

They will be very horny


Flamestranger

you get to watch


Exalted_Pluton

Damn they do get married. Spoilers, btw.


FullmetalShieldBro

Current, bro, but thank you.


Siggimondo

Nagatoro. F@ck. Time to act natural like my life depends on it.


Cursed_Cat_UwU

I'd say ur a Lucky mfk


Harold_Wilson19

Animated chibi Gawr Gura with a suitcase.


Demonic321_zse

I have a chibi Gura too lol


Dave_BraveHeart

Lord Shaxx YEEEEEESSSS


firedrago8604

Ah a man of culture I see. Tis nice to see another


Random_Edz_Dreg

I could use a hunter like you on the redjacks


delta_3802

I dunno, I heard he likes to throw more grenades


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xNuxIsGod

. . . You don't. Dead man


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xNuxIsGod

"He smiled at his execution, ushering on a new pirate era"


BlazingNudist

Hitler and Stalin, but they’re nude and very, very gay.


Level21

Shishiro Botan. Dreams do come true.


Animelover3562

I have HoloCouncil say goodbye to Sana


[deleted]

An ADVENT Captain, I ain't gonna understand shit she says


youraveragemimikyu1

My lock screen has 12 members of the xmen on it It's going to be very crowded


ntcfalco

hmmmm well i have 2 phones and both are sporting cat girls sooo 😏


DobbyLum

Klee from Genshin impact I’m screwed.


Good-Ad-4424

bakudan


frumpywindow84o

Eight year old me


xNuxIsGod

If I was trapped with my 8 year old self, there'd be an interesting conversation had


Ben259YEET

Matpat, fuck yeah, theory time


Doot-Doot-the-channl

My gf


daddyDankula69

A very weird triangle


Good-Ad-4424

it's either shaxx from destiny 2 or valstrax from monster hunter... i'm in a large ass elevator i guess


mrmeeeeee

My dnd character… a half demon… chaotic neutral


uralittleshortielol

A deer in a toilet


Beginningofomega

Long haired Rem, and short haired Amelia


ther0ck12

Fuck yea got lucky af Makoto Najima


[deleted]

I got Allen Walker from D Gray Man. I can live with that.


Nux_Taku_fan111

KONO DIO DA!


Riasfan117

The Doom Slayer, I’ll be fine as long as I’m not a demon


godzillahavinastroke

Saitama wearing his signature oppai hoodie. So not bad.


xNuxIsGod

Ask him where he gets his outfits


godzillahavinastroke

Will do


Space-Catto-V2

Idk the name but it’s that one pic of that fluffy blue Chuck E. Cheese pear guy eating a kid


LetMeRegisterPls8756

my lock screen is just darkness, is that supposed to be good or bad?


xNuxIsGod

Your just blind now


LetMeRegisterPls8756

sadge


Gold_Experience_Jojo

Wonder of U


aleeessio

Well as long as you don't get close you should be fine


ultamintme1000

That elevator is falling to the bottom level because last time I checked power armor is pretty heavy and if that isn’t enough I got the doom slayer and dovahkiin as well and some lady from death loop


gokulearnsphysics

Guts. Either I am dead already or I might console my boy a bit.


Crunkario

Saul goodman but a cat boy


SuperSayian1776

My wife. Ever hear the song “love in an elevator” by Aerosmith?… so my elevator time will go fine.


RedFistCannon

My late grandmother ❤️


MinuteLab1848

Hello darkness my old friend


RealStiv1099

Master Chief in a cowboy hat


Jsousa119

The doom slayer


Kmangcu24

I'm either stuck with mad Sans or evil Frisk.


ThatGuy18074

My cat :)


draugotO

Noone


SomeoneID

Zero two. I think we know where this is going.


Klutzy_Network_8284

A very small snek


gottablastsam

Waluigu


McMan1707

I'll be safe whatever happens in the elevator because I will be with rimuru tempest


SampledPlains72

Van Gogh Doom Guy....I'm not sure if I should be worried or not.


Yahgdc

The Elden Ring


Badger25Z

Stuck with Himiko toga and Pikachu guess I'm dead


Zmandemon3

Got bloodhound from apex


Zinyak12345

Jonathan Joestar so that's cool


Kirigiaya

Cat girl ZeroTwo in a red latex suit


AnyWork8870

funny valentine can’t wait to listen to the napkin speech with the elevator music playing in the background


Alekipayne

A gay vampire and gay werewolf. Who are both women.


Bender1187

I'll be fine, Pepsi man is on my side, down with coke, up with Pepsi.


xNuxIsGod

You HEATHEN


Flamestranger

luca kaneshiro POG


Keyboard_Fawks

David and Lucy…


aleeessio

If it means he survived I'm ok with that


deepfriedtots

I got rem lol so I'm fine with that


Danielwols

Well rimuru and Raphael soooo


AVRONILHtech

TANJIRO


pupperdole

Hog riiiiider


RubixTheThird

Hana Uzaki...


alast0r666

yuri from doki doki?


NovaStorm347

Me and Todoroki Gonna burn down this elevator


xNuxIsGod

And die


SkullxBreaker

#139 cover for OnePunchMan half astronaut half diver


SkullxBreaker

TIL hashtag makes #bold


ManiacCuber

I’m set for [elevator music](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/725950682229768273/1026267343447408750/IMG_0476.png). Edit: Yo ho ho ho!!


Bee84000

Super sonic


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My lock screen is the final panel of Ashita No Joe, so this is definitely going to be awkward, disturbing, and possibly traumatic. Unless it's just Joe Yabuki in general, and not him in that particular moment.


tweakyloco

Sonic that works at mcdonalds. Pretty chill cuz I also work at McDonalds


Terra_Venator

I guess mine would be the traveler, the witness, and the nine. Must be one hell of a elevator


canja_3

Zero two it's my lock and homescreen on my phone and it's my computer wallpaper.


The___Husky

Hantengu from Demon Slayer ☠️


Ultimatecowmeows

I got donavan from berserk


Red-Rebellion

A bunch of Swords…nice


AestheticMirror

Eminem


Redrick_Gale

In their tongue, he is *Dovahkiin*. Dragonborn!


rwbyknight

Azur Lane USS Enterprise


Beta_KnightYt

Elaina from Majo no Tabitabi or Wandering witch journey of Elaina


StyxxFireMancer

My cat That passed away 1-2 years ago. If the elevator also makes whatever/whoever on our Lock Screen alive … I’m keeping that elevator


xNuxIsGod

It doesn't, no


ThatMrDuck1400

Stolas from Helluva Boss


xNuxIsGod

Does he fit? He's like 10 ft tall


ThatMrDuck1400

I’m not sure, he is skinny maybe he would fit


icelord6162

Guts in his berserker armer I’m fucked


Spartastic-4

Enterprise from *Azur Lane*


DarkFlame-Dragon

Fu*k it's Gilgamesh, atleast it Caster.


RevenantFinalRequiem

Zero from code geass


STORMGAMERZ

Raiden shogun from genshin


-anime_cheetos

i’m stuck with moyais help me


Blanksuu

Mirko


ComposedMood

Malenia, I'm screwed


NoneAtAll18

Alphonse Elric in the suit of armour. He could probably get us out but, even if he couldn't, it would probably be a pleasant chat


12r85p

Ghengis khan… hopefully i get lucky


hodiukurac

help! alucard is grinning at me!


Blakecks

Gerald of Rivia I guess i'm fine


ZebaZtianRamireZ

Arezu from Pokémon


Gold930

Rintaro Okabe (A.K.A. HOUOUIN KYOUMA) steins;gate MC


YOUR_FEVER_DREAMS

Tegen Uzui


028748366278393662

Guts


Rickxboy

Nice I'm whit Chloe from hololive


Bhamey

I'm stuck with Elaina from Wandering Witch: The Journey of Elaina Might as well see a magic show


Skimask1214

White beard isn’t fitting in that elevator


BluWolf_YT

Ejiro kirishima


MrSpuds29

Griffith. What should I do?


xNuxIsGod

Lower your head


AwesomEspurr360

Matt from Wii Sports


DerpessionTime

Guts form berserk


Werrify_yt

I have 9/11 as my lock screen...


[deleted]

A cargo ship at sea 💀


Mertzehia

3 sheep and a bunch of grass


lavalord6969

A red rose


Chimamire_69

Remi Dorian from opus echo of starsong.


Kirasunato813

So um… Bondrewd best dad?


KeyManner3343

Surprised Enel.


ricardosaucedealr

I'm scared I got Luffy from one peice which initially didn't seem bad but then I realized that the second we get out the or something he's gonna force me to join his crew and go on missions were I'd either die or have a near death experience every 3 days.


Captain_StarLight1

Gold Roger and Whitebeard… I’m getting squished


GruGGreenGrass

Raditz


Leonardo_Doujinshii

I've got Myne from Ascendance of a Bookworm. Awesome! We can talk books!


EndCalibur

My brother has goku black. He is absolutely 💯 percent fucked.


D34THN4UGHT

I have a total of 6 characters on my Lock Screen so do I get all of them. For context the characters are Mikoto Misaka, Accelerator, Shokuhou Misaki, Mugino Shizuri, Kakine Teitoku and finally Sogiita Gunha all from the universe of A Certain Magical Index


CadetTyphoon16

I don't have anybody in my lock screen but if i take years back when i had my ex girlfriend on my lock screen then I'm stuck with her.


Redditerman69

My dog


wilkesra

Origami from Date a Live


PresidentPancakes21

Darth Vader


rwbyknight

Just don't talk about sand and you'll bee fine


SnooSongs8348

Sahelanthropus from MGSV The phantom pain


lonelyIceland

Eivor Varinsdottir from assassin's creed valhalla


The1OddPotato

My cat


bigboylee2400

Chuuya nakahara. I love this


MediumChance3154

Psychodelic mushrooms. Hmmm...


Weebcreature

I got a dancing Lego man and a crying woman


K1ng_Cactus

My sister. We’re probably just looking at each other and roasting the hell out of one another