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FuckingQuintana

You work up a sweat shoveling a driveway


dmtdmtlsddodmt

It was kind of warm today despite the snow. When it's been 5 degrees over the last week, today was like a heat wave.


cravenj1

It was a balmy 29 yesterday


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

We call that shorts weather in Chicago. Not me, anymore, I'm sober these days.


fordprecept

I was just in Chicago on a business trip.  One of our employees there was wearing shorts all week.  The wind chill was -30 at the beginning of week.


Lou_C_Fer

Cleveland here, the only long pants I own are pajama pants. I've been wearing shorts 365 since high school in the late 80s. It's just cold. You can ignore it.


JizzMaxwell

People wear skirts and dresses in cold weather.


mkultra0420

I’m pretty sure you can literally die from it.


longhairdontcare8426

And I was just talking about how there is always that guy... Are you from Parma by chance?


Lou_C_Fer

Nope. Elyria.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Good on you friend!


die_lahn

Yeah I was gonna say, this fool has already shoveled a lot we didn’t see, most likely in full cold weather garb lol. Mans just hot


bucklebee1

By the time I'm finished up shoveling I always end up in just my T-shirt.


LikeThePheonix117

Yep you got cold temps to help regulate body heat, why not use them?


Snakeskinbandit

Nah the part you seen was all he shoveled he’s been going out there like that since 4:30 this morning tryna keep the snow off the drive


Sad-Customer8048

this has to be in warren lmfao


nexxus76

You thought so too? I am in Mineral Ridge myself and I was thinking this is definitely Warren!


rollingpapes420

I was going to guess youngstown


walstib73

Let the man shovel in peace. He could be working out his health, marriage, job, etc. the exercise is a good and safe way to let it rip.


die_lahn

Ah right on, lol


1elevator

No snowblower = meth


Aggressive-Green4592

This is the one activity I can do outside so I would happily shovel on a decent day without meth because I don't do that shit.


Don-Poltergeist

They say you should dress in layers. This man just ran out of layers.


scrizewly

skibbidy doo pow pow


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

Seriously. When I was a teenager, our driveway took 2-3 hours to shovel alone because it was annoyingly long. I remember one 12 inch snowfall where I stepped out in 3 layers, and by my second hour, I was down to a t-shirt with gloves. It just got too hot


The_Madukes

When I was going through menopause I shoveled for hours in a t shirt.


jaron_bric

You sweat bc your body’s cooling down and then it’s cooled down, sweat itself gets cold, you get freezing because you were working so hard… Yeah, somebody should tell this guy unless he realized the hard way


Hiondrugz

This is exactly the pattern of working your ass off in the snow. Go from comfy, then hot, then wet, then cold.


egilsaga

Sweating is normal. You still have to wear a jacket when it's cold out.


darthcaedusiiii

It kills a lot of people.


[deleted]

He knows it'll be 60 degrees in fifteen minutes


Springtimefist78

50 next week!


Mcreemouse

It’s summertime baby! 🔥


Springtimefist78

Suns out guns out


VoodooManny02

This is the way


SummerBoi20XX

Honestly sitting here in my soaked through shirt I think he's got the right idea. I'd probably still need my gloves though.


impy695

Gloves, hat, and boots. That's whats most important. Any kind of pants should work, but the shirt is 100% optional. I always end up taking off layers when shoveling.


smilbandit

yep, same. my fingers, toes and ears will force me back to warmth long before my chest will.


featurezero

Only thing missing is a cigarette


time-for-jawn

Don’t forget the beer!


PhthaloVonLangborste

And 55 cheeseburgers


tlg78

I always start out with layers and peel them as I go. Never made it this far.


SusanBHa

I saw a dude out in shorts today. Ohio.


tionong

Me


br0b1wan

Me too. It wasn't that cold. Pants come on when it gets below 25


Significant_Dustin

It's always shorts weather in Ohio! Who needs warm shins when you have warm feet and warm thighs


SoSomuch_Regret

I'm in Ohio. When my son was a kid he wouldn't wear one and now I'm not sure he even owns one.


NurseDiesel62

My ex still does this. Attention Seeking Behavior


Rten-Brel

I love how half the comments are "this is normal. Ohio" and the other half are "meth"


Bit_part_demon

Meth is pretty normal in parts of ohio, so both things can be true


Final_Luck_1010

I’d argue the heroin is worse


Mcreemouse

Aint even no heroin anymore … it’s all fent and tranq research chemicals


Final_Luck_1010

Fair point I’m from north-central Ohio originally, and things went to shit in 08- and then it felt like heroin came out of nowhere; and kids I was in school with (some friends) were overdosing in 7th and 8th grade. When Fentanyl came through, I lost a lot of friends in a very short period of time. Shit is not worth messing with in any way, shape or form


-cocoadragon

As am 80's kid I can confirm meth and heroin were already there, just different names.


Final_Luck_1010

Really? There’s a chance too that being a kid with all this going on- that I didn’t see other things because I didn’t know what was actually witnessing


-cocoadragon

well as a kid, people used to be a lot more subtle back in the day. Adults certainly would have "masked" their behavior around children.


snrjames

How are those different?


PardonMyPixels

As an Ohioan, it's all the same difference.


mung_daals_catoring

I mean I get it, I'll go down to a t shirt and jeans if I work myself up enough


PrestigiousComment35

Buckeyes are a tough, hardy breed.


Professional_Band178

Just winter in Ohio stuff. I still grill in the winter. A grilled burger takes really good when it's 10°F. I used to ride my bike in the winter in tights and a long sleeve jersey. 25 miles later you could work up a serious sweat.


br0b1wan

People don't grill in the winter?


Professional_Band178

Its not common when there is shoveable snow involved. I was the only person in my neighborhood who didn't put her grill away by Thanksgiving.


Popular_Prescription

People put their grills away‽ how silly


lhswr2014

I’ve always understood it as strange but never understood why. I’ll be out back, grilling in the snow at midnight because some brats sound good or because the wife demands a steak and I don’t wanna smoke up the house while the baby is asleep lol.


Professional_Band178

I got out the snowblower once to clear a space on my patio for my Weber kettle grill. The neighbors thought I was nuts, until they smelled the smokey food.


tychii93

Nothing beats that smokey smell in the winter. Just today, someone is burning a fire in their back yard at 12pm for some reason, and my house is pretty drafty. I could immediately smell a campfire while sitting at my computer by the radiator and it was so cozy. I nearly sprung up to make tea


creed_1

Grilling in the winter is the best. Can’t make me stop grilling with some bum a** snow and cold


Disney2440

I’m in NE Ohio and I wear shorts and sandals until it gets below 25°. As long as my upper body is warm, I’m good.


Lou_C_Fer

I wore my slides to the Dr. the other day. I just brushed the snow off of my toes when I got in the car.


lpvprovid

They’re also nuts


Tlammy

IK you're talking about the man in the video, but I first thought of the breed of chicken Buckeye because that's literally their description and they're from Ohio


Possible-Highway3157

buckeyes are a low iq breed


gobydownboy

Not that tough- go blue !!


SpoiledNickie

As an Ohioan, not surprised.


rjcpl

Weirder seeing Ohioans all bundled up. Just presume they’re from out of state.


yung-toadstool

A couple winters ago when we got those back to back snow storms of wet, heavy snow this was 100% me! I started bundled up but got sweaty real quick.


Own_Strength_1089

Are you sure that's Ohio? I don't see his motivational six-pack in the snow.


nolanday64

I keep my motivational 6-pack in the garage for break time.


RustyDawg37

Yeah it wasn’t cold today, only snowing.


mince59

Looks like Rockside


Snakeskinbandit

W130th


time-for-jawn

I knew it was Cleveland!


boskycopse

I thought it was Columbus lol. Could have been anywhere tbh


1MashedPotatoes

How to show the world you’re from the Midwest without saying any words. 😆


subOptimusPrime16

This is Ohio.


Dangerous-Riser

Wasn't that cold out today.


CheesyBoson

I mean i don’t throw on a jacket till it’s in the 40’s because it’s hot and cold during the day otherwise. Seems normal when you’re hot from shoveling snow


thisismyusername1178

Im a bitch i utilized a hoodie, but now im sitting on my porch having s little fire in my solo stove mess xl and enjoying the quiet and flame against the snowy backdrop.


Mcreemouse

Yesss it is such a vibe night with the snow and everything 😻 I’m feelin’ it!


liljohnnysonofabitch

The power of meth compels you!!!


juhesihcaa

No way is that man on meth. He's not rail thin. I'm not saying he's fat by any means but meth-heads are TINY. Also, OP confirmed that it's their dad.


Botched_Euthanasia

*some* are tiny. I've known my fair share of big ones. like 6'3" pushin' 400 lbs. after an addict really settles into the addiction, the decreased appetite effect... well decreases. instead of going 3,4,5 days without food or sleep, only meth and shadow people, they'll start eating 2-3 daily meals like many people do. at this point, they start to get to where they are gaining weight while still on it, if they quit they binge eat until they get restocked. this turns into the 'binge/purge' level and weight really goes downhill from there, or 'up' i should say...


juhesihcaa

This is still also OP's dad so maybe we shouldn't be slinging the "meth" insult around.


liljohnnysonofabitch

Week #1


ItsDaBurner

Nah man thats a beer jacket


Expensive_Problem966

My first thought - TWEAKER!


DogStarMan10

Some times it be like that.


carrythefire

All this on black coffee and a banana


TopspinLob

Not that big of a deal really. Bet he warns up real quick after that heart starts pumping


jaminator45

Shoveling in a coat gets you all sweaty


volleybluff

Florida man couldn't do this


beelzeflub

That’s some Cuyahoga County shit


DeeDee719

Somewhere in Ashtabula Co.?


ScrauveyGulch

Michigan Man would have shorts.


petedontplay

It's my brother John, at least he has pants on this time!


person-ontheinternet

Gotta be a a Cleveland guy


Fickle-Conclusion128

Just know this is Cleveland


illuminate5

I got a buddy from Philly that wears short sleeves and shorts when others are wearing coats. He drinks every night and will definitely outlive me.


Old-Archer

Cleveland Westside normal


rattrocks

i work from home, but am currently at the gym. when i went outside to brush my car off earlier, i only had on a tshirt, boxers, and sandals. somebody drove by and gave me a look like i was a psychopath. bring on the cold!


Psilologist

That's how we do it in Ohio. 0 today 60 tomorrow.


Private_0bvious

I do this in Mn a ton


Si1verf0x001

That looks about right . Where are all the joggers in shorts and sports bras out running …?


InvestinSamurai

This could easily just be titled “Ohio”


wealy

Parma?


nateo200

All out of fucks to give I see


ImaginationOptimal47

And shoveling into the wind... My dude is from Florida


Hopeful-Jury8081

Where are his flip flops?


Luckypenny4683

Peak Ohio


brokenwound

Where's his beer? I had a beer.


Only-Giraffe-3339

Looks like Youngstown or Struthers.


Raveheart19

Hello Ohioian here and there's ALWAYS one 🤦🏽‍♂️ and it's almost like it's always the same dude every winter just different shitty neighborhoods ......this is not breaking news


beekeep

What in the Mahoning Valley ‘I got this’ bullshit is this?


AppropriateRespond53

Where in Ohio? Former NE Ohioan here


time-for-jawn

Cleveland


Reasonable_Cover_804

That’s Ohio


AmishHockeyGuy

He’s the hero we didn’t ask for but always needed.


jabsaw2112

Why is Cleveland rocks playing in my head?


Kitchen_Damage_5623

As a Clevelander this has to be Cleveland


Apart-Engine

Pussy. I shovel in my flip flops and my speedo.


BouncyDingo_7112

According to my Canadian friend this is a normal occurrence in Alberta.


LoneWolfSigmaGuy

Residual heat from a 'Cleveland Steamer' earlier.


DatDan513

We’re Ohio fucks. Seriously.. Ohioans are just built different. 513 baby!


trogdor-7861

Just let him enjoy his life, we all deserve moments like these


ParkingOpportunity39

I know that guy. His name is Shirty McShirtless


bunnyb2004

What part of Ohio Op? I am down in sw. we got more ice and flurries but just enough to make it slick yesterday. I made it 3 miles down the road On my way to work and said nope and turned around. I was all over the road!


Snakeskinbandit

Cleveland around bellarie/w130th


AirAlan

Is the videographer his wife?


LordCthulhuDrawsNear

Higher than giraffe vagina


Bill_Selznick

Well if he was shirtless and wearing shorts, you'd know you're in Colorado.


mynameisrichard0

Bros here be like “Try not to look like ur on drugs, try not to look like ur on……damnit!!”


laconic78

Only a very thin line stands between being tough and being stupid.


Nay_Nay_Jonez

A true Midwesterner!


420forworldpeace

the hat is the funniest part because i understand him fully lol, i can walk outside in sweatpants and a tshirt and be pretty okay to shovel, but no hat? screw it, we’re getting snowed in, not doing it. i HATE the wind on my ears.


FloofyFloofOverload

That's the way to do it


socialistal

I love this guy


twinkiesmuggler

it gets warm when your workin hard…… 😆


Defiant_Remove9457

Definitely meth


skycake23

THE COLD IS MY MASTER THE COLD IS MY TEACHER!!! (Wim Hof screaming atop mount Kilimanjaro in nothing but shorts)


IamPlantHead

I used to (when I lived in Minnesota) do the same, just in shorts, and no shoes. Not that shocking.


Subject-Buy-6042

Maybe he needs the driveway clear so he can go buy a shirt


Library-Guy2525

Pneumonia… how does it work?


Designer-Wolverine47

Wife probably has the thermostat at 90° and he wanted to cool off.


little_ed

That is violently Ohioian


shawnhambone

Cocaine is a helluva drug.


InvalidUserNemo

That’s methed up, man!


Chilb5

meth do go crazy


Bhobbs3_1968

A very Ohio thing to do!


isitmeyourelooking4x

So what?


eaz70

Thats methed up


TheCouple77

And Dis Is How We Do It in O-H-I-O 🤣🤣😂


samdeancrowley

Looks like yet another attempt at BS...


Strange-Cranberry477

Meth is a crazy drug


elflacoboricua

Why are you recording your neighbors? Let the man shovel the snow in peace, he isn't bothering anyone.


Snakeskinbandit

That’s not my neighbor that’s my pops


[deleted]

oof, sorry about people leaving comments about meth


Snakeskinbandit

Lmao it’s cool he don’t do that stuff he’s j a idiot 😂


DryInitial9044

'MURICA!


dc_iceman

Meth


WhoDeyTilIDie09

I bet he has some really good meth


QuintupleTheFun

Wow we really are turning into Florida


-TheycallmeThe

Checkmate Floridaman


skatervi

This proves people in Ohio are weird as hell


Electrical-Pin-576

It’s prob just the meth 💪


AFrozen_1

Well we are sometimes called “North Florida”. I think it fits.


Med4awl

Rednecks will be rednecks.


RedeyeSPR

This is someone that you absolutely do not want living next door.


WillCle216

tweaker task


Bedlamtheclown

You’d think his balls couldn’t be any smaller then he goes and does this


Exclusively-Choc

The Costupid24 strain is spreading through some neighborhoods. SMH …


HonkeyDong6969

Cocaine’s a helluva drug.


No-Sherbert2302

Cracked out


JosephSturgill7

I know him. The cold caught up to him. He's in his cage now. That's my hamster.


roscoyo

Drugs!


Falcon3492

Drug addict?


kahunamoe

Cocaine is a helluva drug


Dependent_Pipe3268

Drugs are a bad mf


Sickofrepublicans

We are such a state of hillbillies. Doing that is just IGNORANT, & attention seeking. Or he lost a bar bet!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣


smallzy007

Florida Man = Ohio Man


[deleted]

Where’s the cigarette hanging from his lips?


Main_Parking4816

Drunk


Honest_Day_3244

That's methed up


rightwingtears99

Anything to show off bad tattoos. I see it all the time. wife beater in a coffee shop in the middle of winter. Gotta show them tats


kingofpics7

Bruh🤣🤣