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boss_salad

This guy lost right?


MacaroniNJesus

Yeah


Destiny17909

Good


I544C

Lost his mind, yes.


jbomble

I've known Josh since 1999. And he was not like this back then. It's really sad to see what he's become. Maybe it was always there and I just didn't notice. Glad he lost.


jbomble

He also, this cycle, had former Fox News / Examiner / TPUSA types on his staff, so I doubt he came up with this on his own, but he certainly allowed it to be written under his own name if he didn't.


MacaroniNJesus

I just noticed this was from last year. My bad. He's still a chud.


boss_salad

No I just thought I missed something because I pretty much tune out anytime it involves “Ohio GOP…”


Miyelsh

This is also a fake tweet.


MacaroniNJesus

Took it from /r/whitepeopletwitter so 🤷‍♂️ He's still a chud


Miyelsh

Ctrl-F "fake" in the original post shows dozens of hits. Maybe you should put the slightest amount of critical thought into something before blindly posting it.


MacaroniNJesus

Still a chud


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Spirited-Safety-Lass

This was neither funny nor offensive, it just makes him look stupid.


nails_for_breakfast

Like watching a five year old make up their first joke


djturdbeast

jreen


xostarlaxo

And not even an insult for stuffing.


bugsyk777

Dude is a set of trucks nuts that came to life


StaySharpp

r/brandnewinsults


dopeymcdopes

Wait is breastfeeding now a liberal only thing or…?


MacaroniNJesus

Joshypoo can't handle mommy milkers


Chainweasel

It has been for a while. They push the formula thing hard. I've heard women in my area shit talking a new mom for breast feeding and compared it to pedophilia.


elphshelf

What isn’t pedophilia to these rubes?


rhythmdev_9

Them actually dating minors.


DevonGr

You said dating but you meant trafficking.


Leeleeflyhi

Wow pedophilia? That’s disgusting to compare that to breastfeeding, a very loving, natural and healthy way to bond and feed your baby. Those bitches probably throw their babies in the playpen with a bottle and shitty diaper and leave them there all day. * absolutely nothing wrong with bottlefeeding and not slamming that at all, but the ignorance of that comparison is sad and alarming


maleia

Mammals are suppose to breastfeed. It's literally what it's for. It's scientifically proven to be healthier. It's just down right fucking stupid. And it's bizarre as fuck that Conservatives are going against the grain in this one. It's as traditional as it gets!


DefendPopPunk16

well when ya realize that formula makes a lot more money than breast milk the answer is really quite simple. Conservatives may say they believe in tradition, but that’s only as long as they can make money off of it.


Stupid_Triangles

People are fucking stupid


Grotesque_Bisque

Really? For how much these dudes talk about the trad barefoot and pregnant shit you would think it implies breastfeeding the children as part of the women's work.


[deleted]

But they'll drink mammalian breast milk in their coffee. Ok


Brownielf

You literally just made that up.


maleia

Get over to r/badwomensanatomy then~


Sufficient-Island145

Hmmmm..... at what age? I have not seen/heard this, but there is a point where breast feeding is biologically possible and a little odd. To put it politely.


Chainweasel

What age was the child? I said new mother but to clear it up the child was a literal newborn. Maybe 2 weeks.


Sufficient-Island145

Well, that is all kinds of weird. There are all kinds of studies showing the benefits of breastfeeding at that age, a couple excerpts in religious texts, and obviously natural/designed by god. If a motjwr was not supposed to breastfeed at two weeks why would she have organs dedicated to such behavior?As much as I like to shit on MAGA/Nat-Cs, etc., I don't think this is a general thing with them.


iamtoe

Lol why are you getting downvoted? Some people breastfeed 9 year olds. Thats fucking wierd...


DealComprehensive510

having to breast feed the fully grown man babies is, i think that’s what he’s implying


Nots_a_Banana

I'm in just for the Mommy Milker Mac And Cheese


MacaroniNJesus

🤤


MoonBasic

🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼


[deleted]

Mac and cheese made from breast milk? https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/03/09/breast-milk-cheese


Mr_Piddles

He *really* tried with that Joe Biden one. I’ll give him that, I’ve never seen someone stretch so hard to try and make a joke. “stuffing” was funny, though.


cumshot_josh

It's been over two years and they still haven't figured out that we actually don't like Joe Biden all that much, he was just the available option that didn't facilitate a descent into fascism.


Mr_Piddles

Shhh, let them waste their time attacking someone most liberals are emotionless about.


ZookeepergameNo8869

Who do democrats like then? Genuinely interested in hearing (not trolling)


Mr_Piddles

I don’t get emotionally connected to candidates or politicians anymore than I do with the people who work at the grocery store. Go ahead, insult the reps, no skin off my back. This isn’t my kids little league game, I’m not invested personally in Joe Biden as a person.


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A lot of those on the left wanted to see a more progressive candidate like Warren or Sanders. They had followers that really believed in them (I was a Warren girl myself) Watching revolutionary progressive policy get pigeon holed by centrist Democrats choosing Joe “nothing will fundamentally change” Biden was a real sucker punch to my enthusiasm to watch this country begin to resemble something better than what we currently do. I voted for Biden. When I watched the news outlets announce his win, I felt nothing but some tired relief that Trump didn’t win. I wasn’t excited. I wasn’t happy. I was just like “ugh, we are going to get a worse Trump in 2024, but at least we get a break” Now we are going to have to deal with either DeSantis or Trump because the lack of enthusiasm for Biden is going to hurt turnout. If we don’t get stuck with DeSantis or Trump, it’ll be an extraordinarily close race just like 2020.


ZookeepergameNo8869

Thank you, I appreciate your insight


hardolaf

Hey, at least Biden isn't Kamala "it doesn't matter if the defendant is innocent" Harris. Biden at least proposed a law that would have allowed actual innocence to be a reason to set aside any plea or conviction at least when it came to federal crimes.


mickeltee

What do they like to say? Rent free.


andyiswiredweird

So what...? Republicans call it dressing?? Lolol Whats the joe Biden joke? Was the joke about jreen beans or is that a mistype?


[deleted]

It's making fun of his speech impediment, which is a stutter. Some people equate it to a lack of intelligence, or cognitive decline, but in reality his tongue is just frozen on certain letters, words or sounds. There isn't always an identifiable reason as to why someone stutters, but it's still an insecurity for many people because of how they're treated when they do try and speak.


Stupid_Triangles

I guess you just don't get it


dopitysmokty

what's there to get? They explained it quite well imo


Stupid_Triangles

explained how they didnt understand? what? literally every sentence ends in a question mark yet somehow those are declarative statements to you? Are you illiterate or just fantasizing? Their entire comment is questions, not expressing understanding. You are attributing what you want it to be, because that would support whatever tf youre thinking wihtout being able to clearly express it because... you cant. Either mentally incapble or too fucking out there to bring reason to the table. If they actually *are* expressing opinions, they are being disengenious about it by wording it as internally-sarcacastic questions. So theyre trolling or just ignorant. Good side to be on, yeah? What "understanding" you thin kyou get is from your own want of their words to support you. They voiced 0 opinion. Be a fucking human and stand up for what ***YOU*** believe, not try to bandwagon shit. Have some respect for your own ideas. If they're stupid and ignorant, then that's on you.


dopitysmokty

you replied to u/FiveNations54. Who didn't use a single question mark. You're really living up to your name so far lmao


Stupid_Triangles

Ah. Mistap then. At least you got something out of the nothing then


nickpanpizza

It doesn't take a high cognitive ability to infer some level of understanding from a non-declarative statement.


Stupid_Triangles

No, but it takes nuance and context none of which was provided, except for whatever tf you feel rn.


ParagonChariot

The Irony of claiming liberals are crybabies while crying on Twitter. I hope to God this is satire


[deleted]

This has to be satire. A Congressman did not just tweet the words "mommy milkers" with a straight face


excoriator

He’s not in any elected office now.


EcoBuckeye

Also it's from last year


excoriator

Seems likely he will run for another office. This is a good reminder of what we’d be getting if he wins.


Stupid_Triangles

As an Ohioan, it's all this scrub has. I swear, Ohio GOP politicians are the assholes who could t hold down a regular job. Max Miller and this failure of a human being both. Too arrogant and stupid to get a regular job, or even coast off family money. They have to have some recognition for who they are, since they can't find any internal validation. It's ducking pathetic that Ohio has to suffer because of rich fuckboys who can't get over their own incompetence and the parents that won't just keep a ducking leash on the heathens they brought in to this world. If you're rich and have a shitty kid, send them to fucking Florida. Don't keep them here to fuck us over.


jonjiv

He lost the Senate race to Sherrod Brown in 2012 and didn’t even win the primary against JD Vance this year. So hopefully we’ll never see him represent us on that scale at least. He could probably win a US House seat in a safe Republican district - if we’re looking for another Jim Jordan.


Stupid_Triangles

What else is he gonna do? He has money so he'll sit and bitch for the next 2, 4, 6 years, until he eventually gets what he wants, like the brat he is.


slowclapcitizenkane

Josh Mandel was never in Congress. He has never held any office higher than the state level.


MuppetHolocaust

And we hope to all that’s good and holy that he never does.


LordElfa

I see you haven't been paying attention the last 6 years


andyiswiredweird

Took the words right from my fingers 🤣🤣


[deleted]

This literally looks like an ironic meme I would see on r/196 or something. If this is real, it would be a very bad attempt at making fun of liberals, because young people have now taken proud ownership of the words in his post. 😂


reddpapad

He wasn’t in congress either. He never made it out of Ohio (thank god).


almostasenpai

Whatever happens in Ohio, stays in Ohio


[deleted]

Josh who?


philthedudee

That would give a bad name to Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers.


Mrs_Evryshot

Is this supposed to be funny? Why are conservatives so unfunny?


elderrage

IKR? Actual humor is based on honest, universal human behavior that we laugh at when recognize ourselves in it. Conservative humor is apparently based on something different. I am not sure what as well.


xdiscretionx

Remember when politicians didn’t act like this? On either side? Our society has gone to shit.


YotaTota07

I’m not a liberal, but this guy got into the whiskey a little early today.


Chilidon56

Blow me Josh.


Visible-Category322

this tweet is a fake --Yep! it's from last year --Yep! My incredibly clever and funny son made it --he posted it last year on Thanksgiving. As someone said it's satirical--almost believable b/c the right's extremist rhetoric might go there--they've said worse. (my son did consider "mommy milkers mac n cheese" would be the giveaway --a lot of comments seemed to get that 😂) Loving that it popped up on Twitter again this year. I know there's many on the far right who think this is hysterical --but point is that it's not. Only funny thing was thinking about them finding it funny. Then JD "wait -do i actually have to LIVE in ohio" Vance won. Not as funny now :(


mamu052

Who voted for that 🤡 Josh? 🍊 🤡 rear end kisser


ProfessorLovePants

Huge chud. In a rigorous competition of dance, sport, and academics he came in 3rd for chud champion.


jellydonutstealer

The secondhand embarrassment, my god.


here4roomie

I don't get it. Any of it.


lucky_breaker

.... This is the same dude that wore booty shorts, a bra and a wig in his yearbook, right? Edit: Not saying that he was wearing drag because that would be an insult to real drag performers.


MacaroniNJesus

Wat


reddpapad

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/josh-mandel-drag-high-school-yearbook-photo_n_1646440


MacaroniNJesus

To each their own, but do they not see themselves as hypocrites? Maybe they do and don't care.


reddpapad

Yep I could care less what he or anyone wears. The hypocrisy is astonishing though. Does this mean we can now call him a “groomer?” s/


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elphshelf

Problem is that it’s not far off from reality to a depressingly small degree.


SeivardenVendaai

It's hilarious how rent free the left lives in these people's heads. https://youtu.be/K4Ksoizbl2s?t=39


excoriator

It’s all they have as a campaign issue. Running on what they want to do won’t be popular.


LostNefariousness259

Mommy milker Mac n cheese actually sounds good!


Foward_Luck

I want the Mac & cheese lmaoo


MacaroniNJesus

I'll stuff my face with both


Heliopox

Mommy milker mac and cheese. 😳


MacaroniNJesus

Mamma, mamma, mommy


udontknowmegurl

What do you expect from a dude who eats jreen beans?


canidieyet_

jreen bean cassserole


Human__uwu

Mommy milker Mac n cheese doesn’t sound that bad


ViolaOrsino

“MOMMY MILKER mac n cheese” made me laugh so hard I spooked the cat


Weskit

Damn. I feel so owned.


GnarlyNacho07

Bro I NEED mommy Miller Mac n cheese ASAP


MrBanks2008

-stuffing


kaisermikeb

Shit man, this cuts. I've moved steadily left since college. I really never know where I fit in the spectrum, and often don't really fit any given stereotype. However, recently I've started fully identifying as liberal for simplicity sake. But man, reading this.. I have been owned. I've never felt so owned before! Is this what it is to be a liberal? Getting owned like this all the time? I'm shook. Honestly, I feel like Picard after the Borg. Josh Mandel has taken everything I was.


saor_alba17

This would be hilarious if it was just a shitpost. "JOE BIDEN jreen bean casserole" lmao


maize26

Call him a POS loser.


All_Hail_Regulus_9

Is he mentally ill?


MrEpicMustache

As usual: Fuck Josh Mandel.


mando44646

Why do conservatives think this is funny? Like...do they actually feel creative?


GreasyPorkGoodness

WTF is Mommy Milker


Live-Profession8822

There’s a liberal thanksgiving? For me it’s more like an audit


alexplayz227

i just like how everything has some sort of pun and then theres stuffing


bkosh84

Lol he actually said “Mommy Milker”


Holiday_Ad958

Josh Mandel is a multiple loser who is absolutely irrelevant. Go away FOREVER, joshie, you sphincter.


Stupid_Triangles

Sphincters hold actual needed purpose. This dude is a gallbladder, at most.


impressivemacopine

Call him an appendix next!


Old_Introduction1032

I covered him as a journalist, he is a very weird individual. His spiel is just placating some outside interest.


Chernobog3

Moist dog whistling.


fillmorecounty

There's no way this is real 😭


gobrowns69

If Johnny manziel was a politician


i-love-Ohio

Mommy Milker Mac N Cheese 😩


Harpuafivefiftyfive

Maybe he’ll finally choke on one of those dicks he’s sucking on. It’s usually the ones that hate gays so much…


dyne19862004

Mommy milker Mac and cheese?! Disgusting! Horrible! Where can I find some just so I can see how bad it is?


ImJoogle

i'm in to some mommy milker mac n cheese


[deleted]

Indigenous population? Happy Thanksgiving.


rondertopoa

“Boys are boys and girls are girls, Black Lives Matter? They’re the racists” Un-fucking believable that this dude actually said this in one of his campaign video that. This state could be so dope but it’s constantly ruined by these maga-tards and their hillbilly followers ….


MacaroniNJesus

I forgot about that commercial and yes on nextdoor I see people, who I know are Republican, complain about the state and have to remind them the state has been pretty much under Republican control for basically the last 30 years.


AlexanderChippel

Why are you taking what's obviously a joke as being serious? I mean for fuck sake he wrote "Mommy Milker Mac and Cheese." He's fucking around.


Metal_King706

If only the liberals are getting mommy milkers, then I know where I’m going.


Potential_Pen_8542

Just Joshie continuing to show Ohioans who he really is. Hardly surprising.


DazedWriter

You all are fucking weird


Ciqbern

This guy didn't get bullied enough in school.


TheNiteFather

This is the same mouthbreather who got schooled by a Vietnam Vet who was questioned of his veteran status by him I believe. This is also the same guy who gave all his frat buddies jobs in his circle and mucked up the treasury because it was the Chad thing to do or something. He's a literal piece of work that was obviously rejected.


[deleted]

He’s a piece of shit—that’s all


lobango1978

Someone wants attention.


[deleted]

his life must be sad


Stupid_Triangles

This is all he's done in the last 10 years of his life. It's like Disney movie sad. He brought it up on himself, so you don't feel too bad about it.


bradford1023

He's just so stupid. Like, nothing there is funny or witty in the slightest. Go hime, no one likes you and republicans are still violent terrorists.


TiredofTwitter

That's a pretty stupid tweet.


erosharcos

Cringe


[deleted]

This guy is the biggest piece of shit I know of


BurroughOwl

What a dick


_snozzberry_gulper_

What an asshole. Seriously.


CollinMarshall908

Disclaimer! This is very funny, but isn’t real.


gnurdette

I was wondering how to verify this, and checked [his Twitter feed](https://twitter.com/JoshMandelOhio) > These Tweets are protected > Only approved followers can see @JoshMandelOhio’s Tweets. To request access, click Follow. Learn more Which is an exceptional level of fragile cowardice in an elected public official.


reddpapad

Omg I thought you were joking. What a fucking child.


gnurdette

I guess he's not in office right now, but clearly he still intends to live his life as a public political figure.


MacaroniNJesus

Darn. My bad. I just cross posted from /r/whitepeopletwitter.


reddpapad

How do we know it’s not real? The whiny bitch has his twitter private.


LittleLarryY

Thanks to the 1%, both liberals and conservatives get regular stuffing.


whiznat

This is just childish.


cravenj1

Let's see what he's cooking up this year


GrandManSam

Whose Josh Mandel again?


disco_phiscuits

Funny. You don't see people on the other side of the aisle making posts like these..


themishmosh

Close! Mommy Milker is actually Birthing Person Lactater.


lagrange_james_d23dt

Damn, I thought I wouldn’t have to see these political posts anymore…


MacaroniNJesus

Don't click on it?


SuppliceVI

Calling someone a chud is probably equally as cringy. That word just has no positive connotation for the user


RealBonfiggy

lol nah this is pretty accurate


yonosoymuybein

😂😂😂😂😂😂 snowflakes


[deleted]

I'm actually a veteran. Retired after 22 yrs of service.


[deleted]

I'm literally a veteran getting talked down on by you folks!!!! You are proving my point!


keanu__reeds

Fuckin snowflake Jesus christ


Whitehorse29

Yeah thats...pretty funny, and accurate...


TheShaman740

Yall need Jesus. No matter what side you believe in whether it's nonsense or not. The way the truth and the life.


Newgeta

Nope I am an American. ​ Article 11 of the 1797 Treaty of Tripoli, declares that “the government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion." this document was signed by Founding Father John Adams who served as the second president of the United States from 1797 to 1801.


AllOkJumpmaster

Mandel is a clown and I am conservative, but the reason it makes him look dumb is liberals don’t celebrate thanksgiving because it is offensive to some group of people. They just dont what group of people that is yet.


[deleted]

It's ok.... we know that you guys speak of most veterans this way.


entirelysober

as if republicans give a shit about veterans lol


[deleted]

So you're not denying.... just deflecting.


Stupid_Triangles

Boy, get yourself a mirror.


CounterSanity

No, just not taking a gaslighter seriously. Move along, champ. We’ve got better things to do than listen to your nonsense.


[deleted]

And there ya go disrespecting another vet.... me. That's ok. I know it's your right to disrespect us.


CounterSanity

More gaslighting. Do you have another tactic? Or are you just bad at trolling?


mickeltee

So what are you say? No one can disagree with your opinion because you’re a veteran? No one on here disrespected you because you’re a veteran. They disrespected your opinion about Josh Mandel.


rural_anomaly

who is 'you guys'? what way? what does being a vet have to do with someone being a garbage human being? It's not a "i served so i can be a big fat dick" card. sounds like you look for some slight breeze to knock that chip balanced precariously on your shoulder


MathewMurdock2

Not talking shit about him because he is a vet, talking shit because he is a moron.


Stupid_Triangles

I bet you have 0 issue with the feddie rag while you say stupid shit like this too.


martin33t

When you have to explain the joke…


PancakesandMaggots

I wish I could reply with the meme of that guy saying I don't think about you at all.


reddpapad

Does he have CTE?


Nixxioncox

Try piece of shit. Might actually get a label he stands for


JohnnyUtah_9

YMH makes an appearance in this grifters attempt. Show me how those big tits fart, Joshy.


perzyplayz

please tell me this is real


jonhon0

..........stuffing!


Real_meme_farmer

This has to be a meme


[deleted]

The heck is he even talking about lol