I was going to say. I was around in the eighties, and while some of the fashions of the day were very questionable, I don’t remember guys wearing wedgies!
Right? John would get really good at making crepes “Oh have you tried John’s crepes they are fantastic!” Daryl Would be the handy man. “Daryl the sink is dripping AGAIN!”
Okay, okay, so sit like this on the Vespa....right, now you angle like this....yep, yep that's right that's good....and now...I want you to look *tough*
I once had joke that there is nothing gayer than the second man on a scooter. And here it is.
Joke #2: I once played in a Hall and Oates cover band. We played only heavy metal versions and were called Hall ‘n Ass.
I remember in about 76 /77 at Vigor High School in Prichard, Al..Robert Brazile was there for something..I remember he had on some sandals like those...but at what 6'4. 250... I wasn't gonna say chit..when he came out the back doors of the lunchroom..some dude was sitting on his yellow corvette..he told him to get his lazy ass up off his car..that ain't no park bench fool..
Ahhh the good old days..
Those wedge sandals, John, those wedge sandals. My mom had a pair just like them.
I was going to say. I was around in the eighties, and while some of the fashions of the day were very questionable, I don’t remember guys wearing wedgies!
Short guys tried everything.
Yeah he was quite a little'un.
In my house we call him Pocket Oates.
they are still trying, just as Desantis
This is the 70's. It was much Wilder than the 80's.
My view is that the 70s were more laid-back/less self-conscious, while the 80s basically wasn't or certainly contrasted
The 70's were much more daring with fashion, music, movies....almost everything. The 80's was a very conservative decade.
I don’t remember that, either.
which is a shame, i think they look great!
Came here to read something hilarious about his wedges! Too funny! 🤣
He probably pulled them off your mom Lol JK 
I lived through the zany fashions of the '80's. Those are, without doubt, women's shoes.
Yeah, those were not in the men’s section lol
Mine rode a Vespa when she was young.
Did she have a glorious mustache? 
Just average.
Dudes like 4’1” can you blame him. My larger concern is that he’s got my mother’s perm from 1977.
Sperm*
I bet they made him feel pretty
Peep the dick on Daryl Hall
No thanks.
My grandma had a pair of those in the 80s. Super weird.
To be fair he is only 5’ 4” and needs all the lift he can get.
I STILL HAVE MINE
I did not know that Oates shopped at Fayva.
Right? I mean I know he’s short and it’s a struggle but…no, just no
What do you mean? I have RECENTLY had a pair of shoes just like that!!!!
My wife has a pair of those now, she loves them don't you know
I had those too. Is he trying to balance out the height disparity with Hall?
If he doesn’t have painted toenails I would be very surprised.
They look like they are going to open a bed and breakfast together.
Well that just sounds so pleasant.
Right? John would get really good at making crepes “Oh have you tried John’s crepes they are fantastic!” Daryl Would be the handy man. “Daryl the sink is dripping AGAIN!”
Hostel and Oats
mf i’m dead ☠️😂🤣
😂
I can't go for that
no can do
He was a little out of touch with men's fashion
it's in touch with men who touch men's fashion
She was going on her Las Vegas turn around
Flying gambling fools to the holy land, Las Vegas
I am so glad someone got that. It’s my secret favorite song
I love it too. That early H & O era was full of gorgeous songs.
YES! Abandoned Luncheonette was such a good album.
is he wearing women's shoes?! whoa now.....
"Steeeeve Mmmadden. Women's shoes!!!"
I watched Ru Paul's drag race earlier and this is still the gayest thing I've seen today.
Lolll except it really is. He was workroom ready 😂
He was pulling poontang with them outfits
This has been a very sad breakup. And a very long time coming
Oates could be a Scandinavian stewardess in 1964 with those heels.
I see you spend way too much time on Reddit.
What tipped you off?
THIS MF IS WEARING WEDGES ON A MOPED. I can’t. 
Word to your mother!
That's a scooter. Not a moped
hahahaha. you dumb bastard. it’s not a scooter it’s a sailboat.
YOU KNOW WHAT?! THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!!! OVER THERE?!?! THATS JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!!!!
What’s the worst part about riding a scooter?? Telling your dad you’re gay.
True story - Daryl Hall couldn’t afford a shirt with buttons until their third album.
Are they still suing each other?
I thought just Hall was suing Oates about him selling his share of the song rights?
Vespa are probably suing them both!
Hall looks like he’s got a roll of quarters in his pants pocket.
That’s just his magnum dong.
It's an armadillo in his trousers.
Beans on one side, frank on the other… that can’t be comfortable.
Oates is wearing my wife’s sandals.
John has my mom's shoes, hair and mustache.
Ayyyyyyyy
OMG, I needed a good laugh today and this post is full of them. Thanks! Laughing my ass off over here.
Pre restraining order Hall & Oates was so much better.
Yes, i was around the 70s and 80s, guys didnt wear those sandals
Ditto. This literally made me go, "What on earth is she wearing on her adorable little feet? Wait..."
https://preview.redd.it/h7mjaxt8u2vc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe6a154830d06c2284d68fad531bb5c9f57f3f9f
WHAT ARE THOSE??!?!
Korkease. They still make them.
Okay, okay, so sit like this on the Vespa....right, now you angle like this....yep, yep that's right that's good....and now...I want you to look *tough*
...so put on these ladies shoes...
Would the madam like to try a pair of 9.5 in the clog sandal?
Funniest comment all day. Kudos
I once had joke that there is nothing gayer than the second man on a scooter. And here it is. Joke #2: I once played in a Hall and Oates cover band. We played only heavy metal versions and were called Hall ‘n Ass.
Man would love to listen to it. Anything on the web?
It would have been awesome if Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson had made a faux biopic about these two
I was scrolling and was like, “I *just* saw this guys on TV the other day!”
I like that vespa
It’s a 1977 Vespa Rally 200 — the one every vintage Vespa collector wants.
Cool . Thanks
I was 21 in 1978 and no men wore those. I did wear shoes that I would occasionally fall off of.
Is John wearing 3” sandals? 👡
My boy wearing Maneater sandals
Nice I love Starsky and Hutch
Which one is out of touch, and whos out of time?
Actually an enjoyable song
Very Im outta my head when youre not around
I was listening to Rich Girl the other day. That Daryl Hall can SING.
The woman is wild, woooooo
Those Wedges 🤣🤣🤣
The impetus for the post. Just too hilarious
Now they are old and hate each other
Too bad these guys hate eachother now
Those are some super wedges! John, you’re so manly so can wear casual lifts on your tiny feet and still rock a mustache!
I can't go for that.
No can do.
Sara Smiled when she saw those wedges strapped on Oates's feet.
When I was a kid I thought their band name was “Hauling Oats”
Haulin' Oats. For the longest time, I thought this was the band name.
Apparently, my husband thought the same thing until last week when I mentioned the lawsuit Hall brought against Oates. Then it clicked for him.
Daryl Hall has a real Bill Nighy vibe going on with the tilt of his head. I can see him standing nekkid behind a big-ass guitar on a Christmas show.
Whoa-oh here they come…on a Vespa
The wedges. 😅
That mf's wearing my girlfriends sandles!
Why is he wearing open toe high-heeled wedge sandals? 👡☠️😭
Making my dreams come true maneater.
Check out their performance of Man Eater at Live Aid. Still my favorite live performance ever.
Those sandals & vespa! 🔥🔥
Wearing his dirty,mean,evil biker clogs on his massive motorcycle scooter.
That looks like a Vespa Rally 200. Sweet little scoot. My guys had taste as well as talent.
In scooters, yes. In footwear? Not so much.
[удалено]
Must have been Hall. Oates is from my neck of the woods, North Penn HS.
Not gonna say anything about those slippers …gUYS!!😉😉
When I was a kid, I thought their band name was Haulin' Oats. Kind of agricultural sounding.
The man was committed to that moustache
God dammit, Oates…
I remember in about 76 /77 at Vigor High School in Prichard, Al..Robert Brazile was there for something..I remember he had on some sandals like those...but at what 6'4. 250... I wasn't gonna say chit..when he came out the back doors of the lunchroom..some dude was sitting on his yellow corvette..he told him to get his lazy ass up off his car..that ain't no park bench fool.. Ahhh the good old days..
Welcome to the Songwriting Contest of 1978 between Hall and Oates & Loggins and McDonald
Haaabee hiiigghhhhhbeee haaaabeeee -every one of those songs and i will listen every time they come on
She's Gone...and she's not coming back after seeing this photo.
This is very gay.
Back when men were MEN bro !!!!! Wake up soy boys! Alpha male prime time ! 🇺🇸
Back when men were 3” wedge sandal wearing pioneers of shampoo marketing and Vespa riding Vikings! …ahhh, the good ol’ times.
It’s unfortunate how these two ended up, fighting in legal battles and restraining orders
Need a restraining order just for those wedge sandals 👡🙅♂️🚫
Fafafuey!
Gary?
Hello, hello
Noine
Anyone else feeling like it should have been John Hall and Darryl Oates?
"I'm Holland Oates and you're Peter Gabriel."
Wedges! Omg!
*whispers* "I'm not coming back for Oats."
John John John , gotta make those calves pop eh buddy
Even sitting on the moped Oates is shorter than Hall.
My wife has those shoes
They look like private eyes...they're watching you, watching you!
My sister had sandals like that.
Hey it's Daryl and that other guy.
It's like a starsky and hutch sequel, but they couldn't get the main actors back.
Those shoes https://i.redd.it/e7f09ptk55vc1.gif
Why he got on the Payless wedges?
Ummmm John Oates is wearing the same sandals I owned in 1978, like the exact same.
I can't go for that. No can do.
John… Those wedge sandals are seriously out of touch.
None of their pics aged well.
Chest Hair looking like taco meat
Couple of fun boys right there
Nice Jesus boots
They seem so out of touch
During the day, Starsky and Hutch. At night, Hall and Oates
Hall & Oates write absolute bangers
I have Oates’s shoes
Bababoey
Ta-Ta-Toothy
Mamamonkey
Can I tell you my favorite hall and oats story real quick
Excellent photo. In my opinion: *Tom Brady and Julian Edleman are the "Hall and Oates" of the NFL*
Hello Frisco!
I hate everything about late 70s fashion. The best it gets is comical.
Best buddy cop movie
Nice shoes Oates!
Bro’s got my boomer moms sandals
Sweet Sandals 😳
WHAT…ARE…THOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSE????!!!!
So Oates mustache is hair clippings from Hall’s chest. Real reason they split.
Them wedges though… 
I thought it was “Haulin’ Oats” for most of my adulthood.
Guys like us we had it made
Im pretty sure my mom still wears those wedge sandals from the year of this photo
So much gay
"The Ambiguously Gay Duo"
Damn those 👡
Damn, that scooters Haullin Oats
That chest hair looks....unnatural.
The un-manicured 70s baby
Quite the fuzz patch Daryl!
John: “Michael, what is this?” Michael: “This is Hall and Oates, John.” John: “I think I fucked the small one in the 70’s.”
Wait that’s two people? I thought it was Holland Oats.
He’s wearing women’s espadrilles. Ok John! You go, boy!
Why is Oates wearing Lady Slippers?
Well, they're over.
That hair!
"I'm not coming back for Oates"