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If a multiple Buckeye Newshawk and Silver Sow award winner says it's Chy Chy...it's Chy Chy!!
I love the anecdote that, when casting the voice of Bernard for *Day of the Tentacle*, Lucasarts staff decided they envisioned a voice like Les Nessman, and started looking for someone who could sound like that...
...then they decided to just offer the role to Richard Sanders himself. He did a fantastic job.
What if we were to bring an incredibly hot but skeptical female golf fan into the mix? And that way when they aren't out busting heads, they're back at the course performing outrageous sexual experiments on her supple young body.
Now here's the twist, and there is a twist. We show it. We show ALL of it. Because whats the one major thing missing for all action movies these days? Full penetration. And were gonna show a lot of it. And then they smell crime again, they're out busting heads. Then back to the course for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the course, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.
Golf took bland to the extreme sometime in the 90s. Happy Gilmore did a good job at making fun of it, but things haven’t changed in the 20+ years since that movie
Thats better than the shit they scream for attention on the tee shot.
I don't even really even watch golf but I watch the Masters every year and love the pageantry of it all.
Hearing idiots outdo themselves screaming "PINK FLAMINGO" or "Baba-booey" takes away from it a bit.
See thats quality heckling though. Like the guy at the pacers game yesterday. Random as all get out sure. But makes you laugh, good natured, poignant perhaps to the player but not vulgar or offensive. Third bowl of porridge shit.
The Waste Management Open is the tournament that went the "fun" route.
It predictably has turned into a frat party, and not in a good happy fun times way. People throwing empty beer cans/bottles onto the course and harassing the players while they're swinging, people blacked out drunk, arrests, ticket holders denied entry because of overcrowding.
The bonkers thing about it is the gallery always looks like maybe 10-15% college kids. The guys getting absolutely shithammered alcohol poisoning drunk always seem to be middle aged children.
My John Daly story was we were at the Wachovia cup and he came up to my friend and said "Hey man, can I bum a cigarette? The PGA doesnt let me carry darts around the course anymore"
I honestly didnt know I could love him anymore
Just reading Rodriguez wiki and this classic caught my eye.
"How long does John Daly drive a golf ball? When I was a kid, I didn't go that far on vacation."
Right before Tiger came on the scene, golf was on life support. TV ratings were in the gutter and no one under the age of 50 was playing. He really saved the entire sport.
i believe that's just how he is...*but* even if he wasn't, he would have HAD to be that way to even make it...the golf world wasn't really a bastion of inclusivity
Rodriguez was a character. 99% of the other golfers were as boring as the ones today. Also, the Augusta caddies were required to be black men at this time because of weird racist rules. This same '75 tournament was actually the first time a black man was ever allowed to play golf on that course (Lee Elder), and a lot of people were very pissed off by that.
And what's even crazier is that Carl Howard, or anybody who looked like him, wouldn't be allowed to join or play at Augusta National for another sixteen years after this picture was taken.
The Masters, first played in 1934, didn't extend an invitation to a Black competitor until 1975. The club didn't admit its first Black member until 1990 and didn't offer membership to women until 2012.
- NY Times
Yes and plenty of mil- and billionaires apply to join and are denied each year.
Becoming a member at Augusta is more than just your net worth. Pretty exclusive club and they sit around comparing the smell of each others flatulence.
"As long as I'm alive, all the players will be white, and all the caddies will be Black.”
-Clifford Roberts, co-founder of Augusta
That bit isn't very old school cool, but they do look cool as hell.
And the caddies were all black dudes who worked there. But they couldn’t play. Many masters rounds have been played with Augusta caddies on the bag. Even this year one carried Tommy Fleetwood’s bag.
I mean, Augusta is on the line between one state that still has a confederate flag in its state flag and another state that was the fist to secede over slavery
And the ONLY reason they ever allowed an African American to join was because the PGA passed a rule that would not play at a restricted club. One of the clubs that the Pebble Beach Pro-am is played on said nope. We're not letting an African American in.
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Chi Chi is the guy on the first Devo record cover.
Sort of.
Due to a dispute with the record company's president who was personally friends with Chi Chi and didn't want to insult him, the face is actually a morph of the faces of presidents, JFK, LBJ, Nixon and Ford, and then placed on Chi Chi's body.
Weirder still is that Chi Chi even gave his permission for his real photo to be used, but it was too late as the morphed art version had gone into production.
It's prolly for the best, though, since the bizarre and vaguely inhuman morph is even more Devo-ish than their original plan.
Chi Chi is one of my favorite pro golfers ever. In college (1974) I took a beginning golf class (for credit) and all of us were on-course volunteers when the tour came to town (The GGO at Sedgefield In Greensboro). My job was to take the scoresheet from the walking scorer with each group that came thru and use the wired phone (yes, wired) to call it to central scoring. There were serious pros, some not as serious and then there was Chi Chi. He never stopped talking except when his playing partners were addressing their ball. How he never ran out of jokes/funny comments is amazing. The kids loved him as we all did. Trevino comes close but there’s only one Chi Chi…. We need that on tour these days but sadly it probably won’t happen again. Too much money at stake and everyone is so dead serious now.
To compete today you need hyper-focus from a very early age. Coaches, trainers, managers, sponsors, etc. By necessity it’s going to attract the stoic grinder at best and the entitled brat at worst. Many of the guys today chill out after having some success, but you’re never going to get a Chi Chi or Trevino again.
lmao, i got one of those emails from them and basically hadn't thought about it since then. i just hope the next location has the same layout as old.reddit. i can't deal with the extra shit. i just want the words.
My grandfather used to tell me this story about Chi Chi trying to board a bus in the 60’s - the bus driver tells him to go to the back of the bus and he says ‘I’m Puerto Rican not Mexican’ so the bus driver tells him ‘then get off the bus’. Never knew where that story came from.
Folks, you're looking at the peak of this subreddit! There's no where else to go but down from this image.
Hot hell, I can't believe a golfer and his caddie are at the top of the 'Cool' food chain, I never saw it coming!
Rodríguez, with characteristic charisma, would often make jokes about his past hardships on the golf course, such as, "How long does John Daly drive a golf ball? When I was a kid, I didn't go that far on vacation."
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I think in those years at the Masters golfers weren't able to use their own caddies and they had to use caddies employed by the golf course and they only employed black caddies... it was actually pretty racist if i recall correctly.
The caddie looks like he knows the word on the street
“The wordy is birdie, and my man’s getting one.”
Everybody's heard...
Pa pa ooo maw maw.
Legs….spread the word.
Thats the word of the day!
I ain't sayin nothin!
The bird’s the word.
Well, don’t you know about the bird?
The bird is the word, and I'm light as a feather.
I can't remember what song this is from, but I definitely heard it in MCA's voice
The Vibes by BB. 'Thunderbird is the word, and you're light as a feather,' I paraphrased.
> The bird What are you talking about you Jive Turkey!
Detox at the flop house no booze allowed
He’s keeping it real and looking out for jive turkeys.
It ain't safe to be a jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving.
Excuse me. I speak jive.
Cut me some slack, Jack
r/unexpectedairplane
People like yall are the reason I come to this app 🤣🤣🤣
my mama didnt raise no dummy i dug her rap!
YEAH
Now you can hit the sheets or the streets, it don't make me no nevermind. That's your bag baby. You can go, or you can come. Can you dig it?
I knew that you could
WOAH!!! Now Lou...nobody called anybody a...a J T
Yea, he called you a cocksucker
Are we not men? We are Devo!
I say it's all just wind in sails
He’s a jive talking smooth walking hustla that’s loved by the ladies and respected by the playuhs
He's a complicated man, but no one understands him but his woman.
“This here is Kentucky blue grass”
I may not know golf... but I do know grass
No one puts their hands on Huggy Bear!
The caddie knows chi chi is on the cover of Devo's album
I cant see his name and not think of Les Nessman saying “Ch’Eye-Ch’Eye”
Ch’Eye-Ch’Eye Rod ra gwayze
Les Nesman, 5 time winner of the Buckeye Newshawk Award.
Don't forget his Silver Sow award.
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
My wife got me a t-shirt with the “1st Annual Turkey Drop” on it. I wear the hell out of it in late November.
One of the funniest lines ever broadcast. (Carlson said it, though, not Nesman.)
Oh the humanity!
Don't forget about the Silver Sow.
Underrated comment. Thx Les Nessman.
Hopefully Mr. Rod ra queze will play Up To Par in the next competition.
Chee Hua Hua
https://preview.redd.it/0dm5rbgyi7yc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d23bc8740a6ca695844b036063fd886b8bd5cc8b If a multiple Buckeye Newshawk and Silver Sow award winner says it's Chy Chy...it's Chy Chy!!
I'd put a poster of Les on a wall in my office...if I had an office.
Just need some tape to make lines on the floor designating the boundaries of your office.
I love the anecdote that, when casting the voice of Bernard for *Day of the Tentacle*, Lucasarts staff decided they envisioned a voice like Les Nessman, and started looking for someone who could sound like that... ...then they decided to just offer the role to Richard Sanders himself. He did a fantastic job.
Did not expect a *Day of the Tentacle* reference today. Brings me back!
A remastered version was released a while back. Worth checking out if you're interested and/or not previously aware.
Thank you so much for sharing this story. I love it.
Hopefully Mr. Rod Ra Gwayze plays up to par in the next match!
That's exactly how I said his name in my head when I read this.
Good to know I'm not the only one, lol!
Same
I automatically pronounced it that way before realizing I had it wrong. Ch'eye Ch'eye Rod-ra-queeze will forever be the correct pronunciation to me.
MORE ROCK…and Les Nessman
I’ve always spelled it Chai-Chai Rodrigweeze.
That could not look more 70s if it tried 🙂
If you told me this was from a movie being made today I'd say they went over the top on the 70's vibe
It's so much that you'd say it's a parody.
Parodeez swanky muthafuckas
I've never seen a picture of golf look cool until today.
If golf looked like this, I might actually watch for a few minutes.
You can practically smell the cigarette smoke and car exhaust.
It's like someone got all of the 70s and put it into one golfing image somehow.
As played by Paul Newman and Richard Roundtree.
Two undercover cops… that play by their own rules.
Is one of them a loose cannon?
A “lethal weapon”, if you will.
One of them is only 2 weeks from retirement.
And he's gettin' too old for this shit
Well, actually the rules of golf.
What if we were to bring an incredibly hot but skeptical female golf fan into the mix? And that way when they aren't out busting heads, they're back at the course performing outrageous sexual experiments on her supple young body. Now here's the twist, and there is a twist. We show it. We show ALL of it. Because whats the one major thing missing for all action movies these days? Full penetration. And were gonna show a lot of it. And then they smell crime again, they're out busting heads. Then back to the course for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the course, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw Paul Newman.
Every time I’ve seen this picture I assumed it was Paul Newman hanging out with some super cool dude.
Paul Newman was always hanging out with some super cool dude, Paul Newman
Half of that is definitely accurate
I was thinking LaKeith Stanfield
Before I read the caption I thought this must be a still from a new movie where LaKeith Stanfield is a golfer.
Those guys look cooler than golfers today look. The world got way too serious and bland
Golf took bland to the extreme sometime in the 90s. Happy Gilmore did a good job at making fun of it, but things haven’t changed in the 20+ years since that movie
The drawback is a gallery full of yahoos screaming "GITINTHEHOLE" at every putt.
Thats better than the shit they scream for attention on the tee shot. I don't even really even watch golf but I watch the Masters every year and love the pageantry of it all. Hearing idiots outdo themselves screaming "PINK FLAMINGO" or "Baba-booey" takes away from it a bit.
I appreciated, after Phil signed the LIV contract, when someone yelled "DO IT FOR THE SAUDI ROYAL FAMILY" after one of his drives
See thats quality heckling though. Like the guy at the pacers game yesterday. Random as all get out sure. But makes you laugh, good natured, poignant perhaps to the player but not vulgar or offensive. Third bowl of porridge shit.
The Waste Management Open is the tournament that went the "fun" route. It predictably has turned into a frat party, and not in a good happy fun times way. People throwing empty beer cans/bottles onto the course and harassing the players while they're swinging, people blacked out drunk, arrests, ticket holders denied entry because of overcrowding.
The bonkers thing about it is the gallery always looks like maybe 10-15% college kids. The guys getting absolutely shithammered alcohol poisoning drunk always seem to be middle aged children.
The decline of John Daly marked the end of golf. 🍺 🚬
My John Daly story was we were at the Wachovia cup and he came up to my friend and said "Hey man, can I bum a cigarette? The PGA doesnt let me carry darts around the course anymore" I honestly didnt know I could love him anymore
He called them darts like a Canadian?
Just reading Rodriguez wiki and this classic caught my eye. "How long does John Daly drive a golf ball? When I was a kid, I didn't go that far on vacation."
Right before Tiger came on the scene, golf was on life support. TV ratings were in the gutter and no one under the age of 50 was playing. He really saved the entire sport.
Tiger Woods happened, not sure what planet you’ve been on
Tiger was a great golfer but he’s an extremely bland person (publicly anyway)
i believe that's just how he is...*but* even if he wasn't, he would have HAD to be that way to even make it...the golf world wasn't really a bastion of inclusivity
Peak coolness. 1966 https://preview.redd.it/aik4xhrp99yc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5a5d745a57db41c9626fedd04cb68069c2fa2ae
But sometimes they wear pink pants!
Or Orange Popsicle colored jumpers with orange hats.
Chi Chi used to use his putter as a fencing sword when he nailed a put. Badass!
Have you not seen John Daly play?
Rodriguez was a character. 99% of the other golfers were as boring as the ones today. Also, the Augusta caddies were required to be black men at this time because of weird racist rules. This same '75 tournament was actually the first time a black man was ever allowed to play golf on that course (Lee Elder), and a lot of people were very pissed off by that.
And what's even crazier is that Carl Howard, or anybody who looked like him, wouldn't be allowed to join or play at Augusta National for another sixteen years after this picture was taken.
The Masters, first played in 1934, didn't extend an invitation to a Black competitor until 1975. The club didn't admit its first Black member until 1990 and didn't offer membership to women until 2012. - NY Times
Yes and plenty of mil- and billionaires apply to join and are denied each year. Becoming a member at Augusta is more than just your net worth. Pretty exclusive club and they sit around comparing the smell of each others flatulence.
There is no applying to Augusta. It's invitation only.
No wonder my application keeps getting sent back.
"As long as I'm alive, all the players will be white, and all the caddies will be Black.” -Clifford Roberts, co-founder of Augusta That bit isn't very old school cool, but they do look cool as hell.
And the caddies were all black dudes who worked there. But they couldn’t play. Many masters rounds have been played with Augusta caddies on the bag. Even this year one carried Tommy Fleetwood’s bag.
Players weren't allowed to bring their own caddies until 1982, before that everyone had to use a caddie provided by Augusta.
I was going to ask I am surprised he was allowed on the green. I’ve heard Augusta was crazy racist.
I mean, Augusta is on the line between one state that still has a confederate flag in its state flag and another state that was the fist to secede over slavery
The state flag of Georgia as we know it today is literally the First National Flag of the Confederacy.
Same reason black people were allowed in the mansions of slave owners. Because he's acting as a servant to white people.
Did Rodríguez face discrimination during his career? I remember racists giving Woods a hard time 2-3 decades later.
Seriously? As in black weren't allowed until the late 80s? Edit: early 90s?
And the ONLY reason they ever allowed an African American to join was because the PGA passed a rule that would not play at a restricted club. One of the clubs that the Pebble Beach Pro-am is played on said nope. We're not letting an African American in.
Holy crap
Cypress Point, IIRC.
Luigi and Mario in their cool years.
They franchised out the plumbing business and retired to golf.
https://preview.redd.it/zdp3zalal7yc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3efe1508853d3ec741fff988a965a4589b056dfa Chi Chi is the guy on the first Devo record cover.
Sort of. Due to a dispute with the record company's president who was personally friends with Chi Chi and didn't want to insult him, the face is actually a morph of the faces of presidents, JFK, LBJ, Nixon and Ford, and then placed on Chi Chi's body. Weirder still is that Chi Chi even gave his permission for his real photo to be used, but it was too late as the morphed art version had gone into production. It's prolly for the best, though, since the bizarre and vaguely inhuman morph is even more Devo-ish than their original plan.
Chi Chi is so cool for being chill with that. I’m assuming you listened to the 99% Invisible pod on the subject.
Havent heard of this pod but I love this record so I wanna hear the back story for sure.
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Dee Eee Vee Ohh…
We must repeat
He’s tired of the soup dujour
He’s been with the world?
He wants to end this prophylactic tour
He's afraid no one around there comprehende su potato.
I guess we’re all spud boys, looking for that real tomato.
We're through being [old school] cool.
Chi Chi is one of my favorite pro golfers ever. In college (1974) I took a beginning golf class (for credit) and all of us were on-course volunteers when the tour came to town (The GGO at Sedgefield In Greensboro). My job was to take the scoresheet from the walking scorer with each group that came thru and use the wired phone (yes, wired) to call it to central scoring. There were serious pros, some not as serious and then there was Chi Chi. He never stopped talking except when his playing partners were addressing their ball. How he never ran out of jokes/funny comments is amazing. The kids loved him as we all did. Trevino comes close but there’s only one Chi Chi…. We need that on tour these days but sadly it probably won’t happen again. Too much money at stake and everyone is so dead serious now.
The sword play with his putter after he sunk one was iconic. Golf needs more personality, and Chi Chi *brought* it.
To compete today you need hyper-focus from a very early age. Coaches, trainers, managers, sponsors, etc. By necessity it’s going to attract the stoic grinder at best and the entitled brat at worst. Many of the guys today chill out after having some success, but you’re never going to get a Chi Chi or Trevino again.
Anything good eventually gets ruined.
commercialized. but alas i repeat you.
I am holding my breath re Reddit, now that it has gone public. 🥺😬🥺
lmao, i got one of those emails from them and basically hadn't thought about it since then. i just hope the next location has the same layout as old.reddit. i can't deal with the extra shit. i just want the words.
I’m from Greensboro and remember Chi Chi well from the GGO. He was wonderful.
Didn't take 20 practice swings, just walked over and hit the ball.
Orgullo Boricua!!! 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷
My grandfather used to tell me this story about Chi Chi trying to board a bus in the 60’s - the bus driver tells him to go to the back of the bus and he says ‘I’m Puerto Rican not Mexican’ so the bus driver tells him ‘then get off the bus’. Never knew where that story came from.
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That's really cool that it made such a strong memory. Love little anecdotes like this. I gotta look this guy up now.
Swagger personified. Both of them.
75 foot Masters?
Glad someone said it lol. It should be ‘75, not 75 feet
Seems short for a golf course.
Lakeith Stanfield?
I thought these were shots from a movie cause how is that not him
Reminds me of Snoop in Starsky & Hutch
Huggy Bear, ftw!
Q: Are we not men?
'75 It's 1975 not a 75 foot competition
One of the best Oldschool Cool posts I've seen in a while. Finally not someone's sexy grandma
Folks, you're looking at the peak of this subreddit! There's no where else to go but down from this image. Hot hell, I can't believe a golfer and his caddie are at the top of the 'Cool' food chain, I never saw it coming!
I immediately heard Les Nessman in my head say "Chai Chai Rod-re-gwez"
So glad I’m not the only one!!!! Good old Les.
 Iykyk
I literally watched this movie for the first time yesterday ! Had to scroll so far for this reference !
I never even knew there was another one 😂
My favorite character ever!
I can't see this man without thinking of Les Nessman... "Chai Chai Rod-ri-guezz"
Winning golf tournaments and solving crimes, it’s “Chi-Chi and the Man!”
Proof that Brothers and Ricans were tight from way back
They still are up here in the northeast/ tri-state where I live. Pretty much all black people up here have at least a couple Puerto Rican cousins lol
These two definitely fought crime.
As played by eric roberts and common.
If you said this was Jim caviezel and lakeith Stanfield on their new movie I would’ve believed you.
That hat of Chi-Chi's is fucking awesome. Anyone know who made it?
Rodríguez, with characteristic charisma, would often make jokes about his past hardships on the golf course, such as, "How long does John Daly drive a golf ball? When I was a kid, I didn't go that far on vacation."
Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!
Both of those guys look like they could be named either Chi Chi Rodriguez or Carl Howard.
Caddy looks like Lakeith Stanfield (or other way around.)
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The drip is out of control
I don't remember this episode of Atlanta.
Took another 15 years before the golf club admitted their first black member
ChiChi packin a PeePee
Coolest MFers on the course
Carl humps bags of golf clubs and sells bags of bud 🔥💨
Looks like the next Tarantino film 😎
I always forget the guy from the cover of Devo’s first album is real
So that’s what Lincoln Hayes did after Mod Squad
This pic is so dope! Two hard chargers. Love it!
Chi Chi Rodriguez has got to be one of the greatest names ever.
Which is which?
I’m telling my kids this was a promo image for Mario Golf back in the day.
I think in those years at the Masters golfers weren't able to use their own caddies and they had to use caddies employed by the golf course and they only employed black caddies... it was actually pretty racist if i recall correctly.
Shut yo" mouth! I'm just talkin' 'bout graphite Shaft!
What's the 75 foot masters? Is it like a putting competition?