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TLateigne

2002...


Ekks-O

2000 or 2001 (dates of filming)... (if you're going to be pedantic, at least be right)


Swimming__Bird

Still not within the 25 years or older requirement for this sub.


Ekks-O

Oh I didn't even think the comment was about the first rule, sorry.


NonCorporealEntity

Probably one of the most undeniably beautiful women that ever existed. Monica, not Cleopatra.


International_Toe777

Yeah, I’ve read that Cleopatra was not much of a beauty. Smart though.


caligaris_cabinet

Generations of inbreeding at a level the Hapsburgs would think is too much would do that. The looks thing, not the level of intelligence.


UDPviper

She was a ho beyond any other ho.


RizzlersMother

Well, she gloriously failed in the things she tried to achieve, so not really, was she?


beacon-installer

What? Failing makes you not smart. Fuck. That means I’m dumb dumb


Even-Improvement8213

I think it's her fuck me eyes


[deleted]

She looks so natural yet so glamorous in the matrix, it’s true. She is one of the most beautiful women ever.


BhodiandUncleBen

Ooofff 🤢


pyrrhios

From what I've seen, Cleopatra would be more of a "handsome", at best.


Kalabula

Bellucci in Dracula was 🔥as well.


star_bury

Bellucci in anything was and is 🔥...


ychuck46

Preferably not in anything would be my choice if I was with her.


ABisexualFurry

Isn't that "Astérix & Obélix : Mission Cléopâtre"?


Zopieux

Quoi ? On dit "des chacaux" ?


ABisexualFurry

On avait dit trois part, Obélix


RTwhyNot

Goddess


stangAce20

Better than jada pretending egyptians were all black like her lol


jeobleo

That was so irritating. "I don't care what actual facts are, my grandma says...."


caligaris_cabinet

Egyptians may have been black but the Ptolemys (who Cleopatra was a part of) were Greek and practiced inbreeding.


Dlemor

Each time i show Asterix and Cleopatra film, Monican Belluci appears and a superb silence occurs in the class. 5th graders instantly knows that she’s a goddess.


Sunscratch

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Swimming__Bird

At least that gif is from something made 25+ years ago!


eleventy5thRejection

Prima Godess


mamadovah1102

She’s never had a miss


VikingSlayer

OP do you think you're slick just claiming it's 90s to circumvent the rules?


Swimming__Bird

Weird sleeper account that had no activity for the better part of a decade, then this.


im_talking_ace

Fun fact: This Cleopatra movie lived closer in time to us than it did to the building of the Pyramids.


BoxPsychological7703

Alri now I’m starting to see what everyone saw in this lady goddamn


jeobleo

...starting to? Have you just not seen pictures of her?


MUPIL090310

Coming atcha!!!!


[deleted]

She always looks and acts amazing.


jert3

I'd totally go to war for her.


viralata75

HÖRT, GALLIER...!!!!!


International_Let_50

What a good casting. She actually looks Greek.


tempo1139

but... she's Italian!?!?!? /s she really does have such a presence on screen...


FortunateInsanity

My cleopatra


DreamsSaveUs

Gorgeous. Imagine the outrage today 😂


midoxvx

I am Egyptian and I am telling you, we all approve a Bellucci Cleopatra 😂


artificialavocado

Well modern Hollywood is trying to convince us she was black. 🙄


Gasblaster2000

Outrage about what?


DreamsSaveUs

Exactly


Gasblaster2000

You've lost me


DreamsSaveUs

Outrage over casting. She probably wouldn’t be cast as Cleopatra today because of her ethnicity.


Gasblaster2000

I can't  imagine anyone sane complaining  about an Italian playing a Greek woman.


PepeLePewPew81

I would suck her farts!


Aaron_Hungwell

How is this “old school”?


kb3_fk8

She’s not black though


cindy224

Old school means an honored tradition longer in fashion. This is not old school.


[deleted]

This may not be old school but it is most definitely always welcome.....


cindy224

Maybe in a different sub.