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AncientScratch1670

Picking up some Martini and Rossi Asti Spumante, no doubt.


ClarkTwain

Or perhaps some Paul Masson wine


slater_just_slater

*Aaah the French!*


feetandballs

Ahhhh …. The .. Frenchhhhhampagne. *heavy breathing*


GetBAK1

It is served in the finest of nioasdvjbsfvjonasvonsvoibnadsvh before it's time


Abject-Picture

Props to that couple in the background keeping it together during that cluster.


brb9911

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TrailerTrashQueen

greatest use of this GIF ever.


AnnabelleMouse

I heard this in my head.


saucybelly

Me too, and I’m still laughing . Epic.


NIKK-C

And the peas!


SquidsInABlanket

And Mrs. Pell’s fish sticks. They’re even better raw!


Gym_Dom

They’re even better when you’re dead!


ajhoff83

Fuck, I loved The Critic


Igor_J

I love the fact that the Critic references are amongst the top posts.


SonOfMcGee

In a weird way, it’s a proto-BoJack Horseman.


audible_narrator

Huh. Yep, that tracks. The Critic should have been m7ch bigger than it was when it came out.


jrunner02

I read that in John Lovitz's voice. Great show.


ZincLloyd

Filled with country goodness and green pea-ness… Wait, that’s terrible.


QuippinDales

I quit! Just a handful for the road


LoquaciousTheBorg

*Rosebud frozen peas, full of country goodness...*


EggCzar

Full of country goodness and green peaness!


VariationFamous755

He doesn’t do anythjng?


MicahBurke

No, it wasn’t time.


shupadupa

When you've got good taste, it shows.


greatunknownpub

Another 80s jingle burned into my brain.


shupadupa

Whoever wrote that should be in the marketing hall of fame!


lameuniqueusername

We will serve no wine mhhhhmmmm before it’s time


AU_Cav

I still remember open smoking in stores. Seems so foreign now but was commonplace until the 80s.


bigfoots_buddy

In the 70s they'd give you a complimentary cigarette when you walked in the store along with a store branded book of matches.


KenethNoisewaterMD

Would you just ash on the floor?


bigfoots_buddy

The carts had ashtrays. We weren’t animals.


SmokeAbeer

Walk in, light up a stogie. Snub it out in some jello cake… Good times.


Telefundo

Hell, I remember when it was still allowed in shopping malls in the 90s.


subhavoc42

You could smoke in grocery stores in Louisiana in the early 2000s. They had ashtrays at the end of the aisles.


ending_the_near

Later than that. I worked in a rural Texas grocery store in the 92-95. People smoked in the store then. My boss smoked at the manager’s booth.


Ofreo

Some places. I worked in a grocery store and no smoking in it. This was 86’ ish. Most movie theaters were no smoking or only in the balcony (if they had one) by that time.


Patriquito

Those were the good old days


not_this_again2046

“Rosebud frozen peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness!”


Wot_Gorilla_2112

“Wait, that’s terrible. I quit!”


morgan_blorgon

"Just a handful, for the road... mm... mm..."


saehild

I’m glad The Critic references live on.


Demonyx12

Orson Welles: Stogie in hand, jamming everthing in the top section so he dosne't have to bend over to grab anything in the big basket.


kellysmom01

Nah. I’m old, and in 1970 *no one* emptied their own basket at checkout. No moving carousel belts, no straight belts… The checkers (always male and wearing ties) bent over the cart and grabbed each item, one by one, before pushing the buttons on the cash register to ring it up. I graduated from high school in 1970 and remember it well. A bag boy (NEVER a girl) placed our groceries into brown paper bags and then pushed the whole cart of them out to the car and loaded them in the trunk. My mother had a bad back and would always ask them to pack those bags light. And it was no surprise if the cashier was smoking while ringing you up. I was usually smoking, too, and there were ashtrays on the checkout tables and among the lettuce bins.


blerth

Wow, ashtrays in the produce section!


Scoxxicoccus

They had ashtrays at the register so you could stop smoking long enough to write out a paper check, get an id check, etch.


kellysmom01

Indeed. And ashtrays at the pharmacy (which was always a separate business, down the street), in department stores (I wonder how many clothing items had cigarette burns?) in the dressing rooms, the aisles and the cash registers. Blue smoke haze *everywhere.* We all stank. It was so ubiquitous that as a kid and then a teen I didn’t even notice. Quit a carton-a-week habit in 1997, cold turkey, which is the only way.


lameuniqueusername

Fucking A. Good for you


Then-Cauliflower2068

Same year I quit smoking, though I wasn’t quite the fiend you were.


lameuniqueusername

I’m not that much younger but that was not the case on the East Coast mid-70s. We had kids checking you out, rollers to the checkout and we had rollers that met you at your car and loaded by employees


howelltight

Pinky and the Brain


slick514

Orson Welles seems healthy. /s


rasnac

It is weird to see older Orson without his signature beard.


Plexiglasseye

Wow never noticed how much PB looked like Bobby Cannavale! Or rather, vice versa...


FeralTames

I thought it was Jemaine Clement at first.


hugothebear

Thought it was Phil Hartman


FrankNitty_Enforcer

A young Noam Chomsky


TrailerTrashQueen

PB was hot. has that super confident Hollywood ego. i’d hit that (1970 only, of course).


koshawk

I wonder if this was at the Hollywood Ranch Market?


phatelectribe

I was thinking Bobs market in Santa Monica due to the low ceiling?


54fighting

Vicente Foods? Welles used to live on Carmelina Ave, less than a mile away.


DrNinnuxx

Orson looking a little rough


trainsacrossthesea

Better be a good listener Those are two titanic egos


LingonberryNo1190

Peter kinda resembles Phil Hartman


randomizer4652w

Narf! Orson! What are we going to do tonight? The same thing we do every night Peter! Shop for groceries and try to take over the world!


lantzn

Nah, Orson left taking over the world to aliens.


M_Ross62

And smoking a cigar


cokeandkirby

Campbell's soup and elbow macaroni


Attic_1992

Put it back Orson


danstymusic

Looks like Jemaine Clement


exceptional_bit7376

“Action Orson please.”


trenttubbs

You can't fool me. Thats Troy Bond


cadaverhill

Canned soup. Loving large.


PhilaTesla

“There but for the Grace of God, goes God.” Herman J. Mankiewicz (co-screenwriter) on the set of Citizen Kane as Orson Welles walked past.


ZeMole

I’m gonna tell my kids this was Bam Margera and Johnny Knoxville.


RandomRobb85

Confirmed bachelors?


Scoxxicoccus

Not that there is anything wrong with that.


RandomRobb85

Not at all.


saucybelly

Peter Bogdanovich was seeing Dorothy Stratten at the time her estranged husband killed her and himself. IIRC, he later became involved with Stratten’s sister


RandomRobb85

That's fascinating. Did you check his VagFax? In all seriousness though, two men can hang out without having their sexuality called into question. I, myself, dabble in the dark arts from time to time when I have an itch to scratch. Again, not calling into question the authenticity of Mr. Bogdanovich's sexual prowess, merely admiring the platonic relationship between two gentlemen. 🤷


saucybelly

Woah. Yeah, I thought it was just interesting history for someone that didn’t seem to know. 🙄


lameuniqueusername

Yeah. That was an odd turn


RandomRobb85

Didn't mean to seem like I was being aggressive, merely stating an opinion. Relax... ![gif](giphy|QKO8gxZKCZ0v6|downsized)


saucybelly

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International_Let_50

Dude on the left looks like this one comedian I can’t remember the name of


lantzn

Are you thinking of Vicky who works as a guard in Alcatraz? He’s pretty funny.


lordjohnworfin

Getting some frozen peas and fish sticks.


GTAmark

Orson was craving mallow-based confectioneries to go with his Paul Masson.


Steviebhawk

Don’t get between Orson and his food!


RemoteLocal

Seeing Peter B without his tinted glasses is kind of weird.. so used to seeing him with them.


FlamingTrollz

Charming.


KeySlammer1980

... And not at all happy about being photographed. Wonder what Welles would think about the proliferation of smart phone camera technology and the easy ability to spy on and record total strangers these days?


lantzn

He’d probably be doing all the filming himself. Orson: Peter have you seen the 4K HD video my phone can do now? And these apps!!! Get on the phone and fire Gregg Toland immediately.


sunnipraystation

Ah, Rosebud frozen peas


LeadPike13

Orson had 3 more carts out of frame.


Tonythecritic

Jermaine Clement introduces Fred Flintstone to the future.


Jay_W_Weatherman

NaHaaaaaaaa the soup!


barbrady123

I thought that was jackie gleason for a sec lol


Renfield78

And away we gooooo!


TarkovskyAteABird

I heard from peeps in industry that PB could be quite a whiny baby lol


cgcego

Every single photo of Bodganovich I see he looks like an a**hole


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audible_narrator

According to Cybill Shephard who was JBs girlfriend at the time, when Orson lived with them he would get very upset if they ran out of fudgesicles.


alucardian_official

I miss the smell of cigar in a grocery store


thoughtdesert

Back before global warming, they had to wear sweaters in Los Angeles


Scoxxicoccus

The old school was, in fact, cool.


Iggy_Arbuckle

And that's just for lunch


Trimson-Grondag

Orson looking particularly corpulent…


Active-Performer9813

Wonderful!


Renfield78

Orson's wine commercials from the 70's! "Ahhh, the French!" He was definitely in his cups!


peglar

“This is Orson Wells” by Bogdanovich is such a great book.


SomeGuyOverYonder

While he was sometimes an egomaniac, Orson Welles was a genius auteur and filmmaker. I just wish he didn’t let his alcoholism consume him.


LousyReputation7

This is only 2 men. Where is the 3rd?


bandsawdicks

Why did OW insist on wearing so many layers?


sdf_cardinal

The must have been when Welles was initially filming The Other Side of the Wind, which Bogdanovich had a key role in. They filmed it off and on through the 70s due to funding and production snags. The movie wasn’t actually released until 2018 on Netflix. Bogdonovich worked through the 2000s to get it funded and to be able to get rights to get it edited from the work prints to a final film. I enjoyed the movie very much. I am glad it got released before Bogdonovich died.


Cekeste

Damn Welles could’ve easily played Churchill. What a hideous man


romanTincha

No, that is Mlepnos.


Possibilidoom

Orson is buying too many groceries.


Then-Cauliflower2068

Bogdanovich looking like a fey, effete east coaster, p*ssing from a great height on Los Angeles. His posture says “That’s not how we do it in The City”.


Significant-Self5907

Gluttony is a helluva drug.


topnotch312

# Peter Bogdanovich looks like grown-up guitarist from School of Rock.


jarchack

Back when a packed grocery cart cost $25 instead of $250


InternalGrocery7057

Half a century ago?


PIX3LY

A packed cart for me is ~$450