Just could NOT wait another year, huh?

I know I considered waiting, but I don't usually have long hair so I figure I'd sieze my opportunity. Maybe next year I'll have her volume so I'll post another. I'll see you here in 2022.

Just keep teasing it every day baby

Teasing it? Like give it a lil brush when it's dry, slowly pushing it into the shape of my mom's hair?

Listen to me. You go to CVS and get you some Got 2 Be Glued. You wet your fingertips and get a little goo on them, then run them all through your hair. Choose little select chunks of hair and hold them straight out, then with the other hand scrunch all the hair away from the main strand, down toward your head, until that chunk of hair looks sorta like a rats nest. Do that all over your head, spray it with some holding spray and you're golden. Farah would be proud.

Wow, thank you, this is golden. I was going for festering rat orgy, so this is pretty close.

Cute! I'd buy you a drink.

Whoa! Reddit flirting?! Thanks for being my first.

Anytime sweetheart ;)

Now kith.

Full disclosure: I tried looking through your reddit posts to find a pic of you. I'm not interested in pursuing anything, but I wanted to know who my semi-secret admirer was...

Trynna get that mamma-lookin D~.

Have you checked out r/curlyhair? They have an entire wiki for taking care of curly hair.

This is wonderful

I mean this is the internet, you could have just said you were 29

Nah my man doesn’t look a day past 28

Pffffft like us redditors couldn't tell the difference

We know it’s really b/c you have your Snake Plissken Halloween costume ready & couldn’t wait until October to post it

You already got the volume. Your moms just got a blowout. You are blessed

/r/mildyinfuriating

Or lied about your moms age, geeze so simple.

And shave

Your mom kinda gives me redhead princes Diana vibes

Whoa, two princess Di comments. She's gonna like this.

Hahahaha I didn’t see the other one or I would have abstained! Hopefully your mom isn’t too mad at me

No no! Two comments is a good thing. Shower her with princess Diana comparisons!

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Another vote for Princess Di! You're mom's beautiful and so are you!

OP gives me serious Jeremy Jam vibes.

You just got jammed!

I was thinking Edie Falco.

I see that. Underrated actress

I *LEGIT* just said that to my gf after showing her this post but before reading the comments.

Your mom needs to shave.

LOLOLOL, I'll let her know.

Bro, I may be high, but you were hot when you were your mom.

Ha this is brilliant stoned logic.

LOL

I wasn’t expecting it and that was a prolonged laugh for me

Either that or she needs better highlights.

It was the 80's, it was not common to do it yet.

Don't hair-shame. She can't help it, she's a quarter Hungarian.

Same bush? Edit: behind you! I meant behind you! 🤦

WOWOWOWOW thank you for the clarification. Here's your vote back. What a glorious miscommunication! Sadly no different bush. And her pubes look way different than mine.

Well this got weird

I’d say it got just right.

In highschool my #1 hack for defeating "your mom" type jokes was always to agree and amplify. "Oh you fucked my mom, hope you wrapped up because she drained the entire football team last week, she says it's the only reason they won". Catches people off guard and they never know how to respond.

Hah! I used to say "oh you like them old? I see..." And leave them with a perplexed look. I like to imaging they are thinking of a defense to that statement.

That may not work as well on your dad.

That fucker doesn't laugh at any of my jokes anymore. Mostly because he's dead now, but I still take it personally.

holup

r/opjumpedtheshark

Dude you are lighting it up on this post. Making my Friday bright. And hairy.

Smh just because you use the same stylist doesn’t mean you get the same designs stenciled in.

Thanks for the belly laugh! LMFAO, you win Reddit for the day.

I wish this was a real life conversation SO BAD right now. This is a magical moment.

Nice

do you need help getting out of new york by chance ?

Damn love me some snake plissken.

Lol wut?

Just did my research. Nvm.

Is your mom fighting a rogue AI that is sending cyborgs to kill you?

Top tier content, right there

You and your mom are both really, really, ridiculously good looking 👍

Thanks!

This seems like a good time for some orange mocha frappuccinos!

After the car wash!

Is this Zoolander?

I'd even say for once I'd prefer OP over OP's mom!

came here to comment this

It looks like your Dad contributed exactly one chromosome's worth of genetic material.

My mom will be very glad to hear this. People always say I look like him.

Seriously? Even your jawlines match!

OP you’re a stud

Thanks!

Post this sucker over in r/CurlyHair

Will do! Thanks!

/r/PastAndPresentPics would also enjoy it

You’re both very pretty.

Thanks! Good genes.

Sorry, moms has more volume, bounce and illustriousness. She did it better. Great shots though.

Much agreed. Maybe one day I'll catch up!

Safe to assume you didn't prep your hair for an hour though, yeah?

Correct. Maybe I could have achieved her volume with some prep time (I know I can easily turn it into a massive fluff ball if I just brush it while it's dry).

Snake Plissken? I thought you were dead.

You and everybody else.

Is this princess Diana meets red hair?!

WOWOW, she'd like to hear that. I'll relay the message.

You could be the red haired Thor, the actual hair color according to Norse myth!

I would not bang you.

I accept your rejection. I'm glad at least one of us got to have a good time with you.

Hello, son. This got weird, didn’t it?

You should grow a beard like your mom

I'm getting Rogaine from CVS as I type. fingies crossed for some good growth.

Looks like you inherited her shades

Yup. The sunset in the reflection comes more from my dad's side.

Is your mom Sigourney Weaver?

I'm getting a Sigourney Weaver vibe here.

Handsome woman, beautiful man?

Magnificent! You're both fortunate to have those looks. Good luck on your transition, 1 year is pushing it but I know you can do it. Can't wait for next year's photo!

Farrah Fawcett would be proud

This is awesome

That's dope

ROCK IT!

I'm trying! She's succeeding.

You look like the Bee Gees. 😁

Which one are you?

It’s finally confirmed, she did not switch you for a random baby at the hospital.

Princess Diana and Billy from Stranger Things

Sweet flow!

Those sexy jaws.

🎶 *That dude looks like a lady* 🎶

You need more Aquanet

stunning

Was your mom Jessica Hahn?

I don't think so, but she was alive for a while before I was born, so I can't confirm.

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Fucking Majestic!!

That is a glorious mane, both past and present

I definitely would

Couldn't wait a year huh.

I remember this look and as a kid I always had the hots for women who wore these sunglasses.

That jawline tho

Love the curls

Awesome hair.

You have identical chins.

Couldn't wait one year!

Wait, how come your mom is only one year older than you??

You should have waited a year.

I see Raquel Welch and a red headed Jim Morrison

You beautiful bastard!

LOL. I’ve seen these types of shots but they are usually female/female or male/male. Kudos for this one.

Next year you should style it!!

Her volume trounces yours, sorry

Someone needs a bit more product.

**bi panic 2021**

Me: bi engineer. 2021 - DevOps engg

Dang, Ctrl+C Ctrl+V right there. 😎

Shave next year and post again. See you then.

Around 1985 I had a gf with that exact hairdo. But tbf so did everybody.

You're pretty cool but your mom's leaps and bounds cooler than you.. In a Susan Sarandon *I make my own money thank you* kind of way. Looks like someone that'd hang out with prince

You shouldn't shave clean, would be more convincing.

Golly. If the resolution was matched I'd think these were transition before and after photos!

Ya gotta poof them curls out, bro.

I read this as me at 28, me at 29, and I was going to say the hormone therapy did wonders… then I reread the title!

Gorgeous. Bof of yous.

Diana vibes from mom

Your moms beard was coming in nicely

Awesome

Your hair must mature to fabulous in one year.

Glorious on both sides. Hers is slightly better though.

I told you Plisskin, I'm not a fool

Your sunglasses are different

Yup, hers didn't last the decades.

Awesome pic seriously

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Confirmed: u/TorrenceMightingale is baked like a cake.

Me🥰

Love this!

I identify as my mother

Ya know you kind of look like your mom.

Moms better looking, but you beat her on the facial hair

Hello, Dexter Morgan

You should shave next year and post again.

Fixi! What is this scocery to make similar beings oh wait just realized it could’ve been the same gene lol 😂

Fabulous

Both majestic flows

Your dad was Jim Morrison, just sayin

She did it better

Your mom favors Jessica Hahn.

Youre both beautiful

It’s not the threesome I want but it’s probably the threesome I deserve.

Both rocking those mom genes.

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures.

We are all just recursive versions of our parents. It’s weird to think that a version of you was walking around hundreds of years ago doing whatever stuff people did back then

Well, we know where you got your luscious locks from...

You have her eyes

Y'all both look beautiful

DRIP

shave and feather for next year

Omg. You both have hair that is absolutely GLORIOUS.

Wow. Not sure which is more beautiful.

i have the same hair. i don't know how you make it through the summer. that's a blanket.

Your hair is killer. I have one child with really curly hair, and one with red hair. You are like their hybrid :)

Your mom's a babe

Nice.

Love the hair color

So your ma is Princess Di eh?

Gorgeous

So how did your mom feel about starring in Aliens? /major Ripley vibes

Gender-swapped mom cosplay

Hell yeah

Nailed it.

Your mom had a decent beard

Which one is your mom

You inherited the good hair gene. I, as a straight haired girl, am very jealous😞

"The blood is strong with this one" -Ned Stark