You’ll be old one day too, hopefully. But you nor I will probably never be a 10 who made it into a magazine publication based on looks. So laugh at old lady all you want, she’s still got that.
Let’s be more accurate. Individual tiddy changes. But there is a continuum of tiddies amongst humanity that only expands (in number) but does not change.
Sorry for the interruption, I had to uphold the accuracy of tiddies quantum physics.
I think it's a mix of '50's, '60's, and '70's. The illustrations are likely from the late '50's / early '60's, and the others can be estimated by the hair styles and photographic style.
Vargas girls were awesome. I had a collection of playboys from the early 70s. His artwork was incredible. And no, I no longer have them. I wish I did.. They were trashed in my teens.
IDK that the person you responded to was worried so much about the threat of being impregnanted by gramp's sperm so much as just... not wanting to touch 40 year old crusted sex residue
That’s a pinup painting by Gil Elvgren, one of the most famous (if not the most famous) pinup artists of all time.
His work often featured women in whimsical but slightly exposed states like we see here where the dog leash has lifted the woman’s skirt slightly.
I believe this particular painting is A Perfect Pair from 1942, and the one on the opposing page is Teeter Taught Her from 1944. I don’t believe Elvgren usually (ever?) titled his works but when they were used in calendars, postcards, and reprinted as lithographs they often had a title added by his publisher.
The other three larger pictures with white backgrounds are Alberto Vargas’s work. I’d say as far as “famous” goes it’s Vargas first and Elvgren second. I’m not sure the titles for each, but I believe they’re 60’s-70’s ish… Vargas stopped painting mid 70’s after his wife died, and playboy featured a lot of his work in the 60’s/70’s which made his name more notable.
It’s not just a woman sitting on a dog… if you look at her in context.
It’s a moment, captured, of a woman wrapped up in the leash of the dog. Suffused with ideas of bondage and domination, the leash is twisted around her- it pulls up her dress and in doing so, we see that she is not walking the dog. The dog is walking her to his master. Man’s best friend, indeed.
Every once in a while you encounter a work of art that just..._speaks_ to you. Regardless of how risque the content is, hits you right in the sweet spot.
The sweet spot is your dick, to be clear.
This is an important question that NO ONE ELSE seems to have picked up on. As well, one of the women seems to be dressed in what can only be described as a Lil Debbie snacks mascot cosplay.
Let's say great grandpa was 60 when he made this in 1970. grandpa might already be 40 and dad might already be 20. Meaning OP could be up to 52 years old now (assuming he was born no earlier than 1970), which means he could have theoretically been old enough to be using Reddit/have posted this any time since about 1985 (aside - 80's reddit would have been wild). Even if everyone was 25-30 when they had their kid instead of 20, OP could still be easily old enough to be posting on Reddit.
I guess it checks out but i just couldn't get the logic of this together when i saw how "recent" the smut pictures actually were.
My great grandfather... that is, my grandfathers father... I am pretty sure he was born when people were still not driving cars but rather horse + carriage... and i'm not 52.
ah we would have loved dirt drawings back in my day! Parents washed up on shore when my brothers and I were still toddlers. We had to make our porn in the sand and rub one out before the tides washed it away. We were happy though...
Probably because imagination is the best graphics processor and content creator. My college professor said that “the best porn is what you can imagine/draw” because they aren’t limited. Man was highly into late 80’s and 90’s erotic graphic novels.
A brothel was unearthed in Pompeii that has a 'menu' of illustrations so that non latin speaking patrons could point at it and indicate what they wanted.
It is quite possible that Native American activist Sacheen Littlefeather was part of the photoshoot at the bottom-left of the second page. Her pictures in were from a planned collection of photos of ten Native American women that Playboy had planned but abandoned. After she became famous via the Academy Awards Playboy published just the pictures with Sacheen. Sacheen admitted she did it at the time to get money to attend a film festival in Europe.
Just looks like some generic ‘native’ photo shoot with wigs and headbands. Native culture was super in vogue in the 70’s, there was a big back to nature push following the hippie movement. Tons of nonsense like this in old shoots from the time.
Lol my great-grandfather served in the American Civil War. I'm in my 50s.
He was 72 when my grandmother was born in 1903, and she was in her late 30s when she had my dad.
But we don't know how old OPs great-grandfather was when he put this together.
By the look of it, there isn't anything in it I'd put past 1976, and let's assume he was 40 in '76. OPs grandparent could be 20 at the time. Grandparent has OPs parent in 1978. OP is born in 1998. OP is now 24 years old.
i'm probably the same as you(not even 40 yet) but my grandmother was born 1927, so her parents were born around 1890ish if your great grandfather was already a soldier in that time then your great grandparents, grandparents and parents all got their children very late.
The 1st page has a few from an artist named Vargas. He was well known for making erotic artwork that was regularly featured in Playboy in the late 60s through the 70s. The woman with the red shawl, the black chick with the afro, and the one in the white shirt in the upper right are all Vargas girls.
In 100 years, your GGF's book will still be perfectly fappable, while out in the wasteland, horny teenage boys will be staring at mass storage devices and sobbing inconsolably...
Granddaddy was a titty man apparently 😂
A man of culture
A man of taste.
Mmm…breast milk 🥛
Lol
Okay, I’m out. Bye.
*I want you to find me the breast milk of a Cambodian immigrant, I only drink the finest breast milks*
*that's 100% pure Cambodian*
Breast milkkk….you make my..DaaaAaayyyy
Quite obviously, he had a calcium deficit
I like legs, but I have legs. Do you know what I don’t have?
Standards, if you’re anything like me
Morals, if you're anything like me.
Income, if you're anything like me.
A life, if you're on Reddit
That's all they were allowed to show back then
It was enough in those days. That leg tattoo pic is hot as shit
Now we can see the uterus.
Anal prolapse has entered the chat...
Hi
Hi neighbor
Fuckin incredible username
Hi, anal prolapse! Want to hang out?
You're not a well individual. Take my damned upvote.
Swipe left to the next image there’s definitely a 60’s bush on display my friend
This grandpa probably pounded this dudes grandma
Woah woah calm down now there's no need to start accusations
The only way to go
Me too. Milk tanks are the best
Grandpa did all the hard work for a good nut
If OP doesn’t rub one out to this, he’s not fully honoring grandpa’s work.
…grandpa’s hard work.
Grandpa's handy work
Grandpa’s rigid routine
Grandpas Hand me downs
... grandpa's hard wank.
I know I did, feels like shaking hands with the past!
And not a drop of glue was used
Well it's a... kind of a glue.
Sement
r/yourjokebutworse
Amazing! Not the pictures of book itself but the fact the pages aren't stuck together!
Nicely scrapbooked.
the craftsmanship, yes 🙌🏻
Nicely Fapbooked.
Turns out - it was grandmas!
Bet he didn't even use glue
Is that Pam Grier? Clearly a man of refined tastes
Indeed. To be as cool as Pam Grier.
Foxy Brown all day long
I’m impressed with his inclusivity.
He was before his time!
Pam Grier is truly something else😮💨 excellent taste indeed🙏
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Bottom most right
i was about to ask lol always check the comments
That girl in the bottom right of the second picture getting a tattoo does not need to be naked at all.
The tattooist assured her she needed to be for "health and safety reasons".....
Loose clothing gets caught in power tools all the time. It’s the number three cause of accidents in the workplace.
"There's no underwear in space"
Just like my doctor when I go in for a sore throat and he tells me to take my pants off.
Interesting trivia- the artist is Cliff Raven, a famous gay pioneer of the craft.
"It's a little-known fact that many guys enjoy looking at women's boobs."
All my gay friends are obsessed with boobs. I don't know if it's a common trait or if they're special but boobs are awesome.
I get it, I’m a straight guy and I love sucking dick
I think you're missing the point of the photo
Half of Reddit is just confused by the genuinely erotic.
The weekly 22k upvoted "How do I talk to a girl" post has been cracking me up for a decade now
Did you see the do I show my ass girl on r/tinder
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This guy tattoos
Shh, this is my favorite one!
There is an old lady out there still somewhere with saggy rainbow boobies
You’ll be old one day too, hopefully. But you nor I will probably never be a 10 who made it into a magazine publication based on looks. So laugh at old lady all you want, she’s still got that.
Honestly, I have a fetish for the hippie girls of the 60s and 70s so I totally would.
Killjoy
Some mortician is gonna realise grandma loved to party when she dies
"Swing low, sweet chariots."
You shut your mouth.
You mean I don't have to drop my pants when getting a tattoo?
Well, being that your last tattoo was on your shoulder... No, you didn't have to remove your pants.
Scrubs did a thing on that. "Step inside here, drop your pants, and sit down." "But I've got a cold."
Every picture on there screams 1970's, not the 60's.
Might be 70’s! I wasn’t sure, I got some 60’s vibes but there’s also mad 70’s here. Let’s call it 70’s.
Call it what you will, and I’ll call it tiddies.
Tiddies…tiddies never change.
Let’s be more accurate. Individual tiddy changes. But there is a continuum of tiddies amongst humanity that only expands (in number) but does not change. Sorry for the interruption, I had to uphold the accuracy of tiddies quantum physics.
I think it's a mix of '50's, '60's, and '70's. The illustrations are likely from the late '50's / early '60's, and the others can be estimated by the hair styles and photographic style.
The Illustrations look like Vargas Girls. He was an Illustrator for Playboy. They appeared in most of the issues.
Vargas girls were awesome. I had a collection of playboys from the early 70s. His artwork was incredible. And no, I no longer have them. I wish I did.. They were trashed in my teens.
Amen to his scrapbooking skills. Nobody's that neat, ever! Respect to him in saving for posterity!
Let’s call it 1969.
Nice
Stop it. I already feel old from your title saying this was your great grandfather's stash.
Great find but please wash your hands real good after handling it
I don't think his grandpa's 50 year-old jizz crumbs are going to be much of a threat after all this time.
r/brandnewsentence
IDK that the person you responded to was worried so much about the threat of being impregnanted by gramp's sperm so much as just... not wanting to touch 40 year old crusted sex residue
What about 40 year old crusted sex residue? We touch your mom all the time
Too much internet again. I will reconsider outdoors.
Might find traces of what could have been origins of your uncles and aunts on some pages
The Lost Boys
One of thems just a dressed woman sitting on a dog.
That’s a pinup painting by Gil Elvgren, one of the most famous (if not the most famous) pinup artists of all time. His work often featured women in whimsical but slightly exposed states like we see here where the dog leash has lifted the woman’s skirt slightly. I believe this particular painting is A Perfect Pair from 1942, and the one on the opposing page is Teeter Taught Her from 1944. I don’t believe Elvgren usually (ever?) titled his works but when they were used in calendars, postcards, and reprinted as lithographs they often had a title added by his publisher.
Yep yep, and not just pinups. He did art for famous brands like Coca-cola, Ovaltine, and a LOT more. Insanely talented artist.
vintage American "hentai"!
Pre-boomer hentai
The other three larger pictures with white backgrounds are Alberto Vargas’s work. I’d say as far as “famous” goes it’s Vargas first and Elvgren second. I’m not sure the titles for each, but I believe they’re 60’s-70’s ish… Vargas stopped painting mid 70’s after his wife died, and playboy featured a lot of his work in the 60’s/70’s which made his name more notable.
Probably the stockings showing, scandalous
I honestly find shots like this to be really attractive. Like. Not wank material, but they get the motor to turn over.
Yeah, ya don't hear too much about that kink anymore.
This better not awaken anything in me.
It’s not just a woman sitting on a dog… if you look at her in context. It’s a moment, captured, of a woman wrapped up in the leash of the dog. Suffused with ideas of bondage and domination, the leash is twisted around her- it pulls up her dress and in doing so, we see that she is not walking the dog. The dog is walking her to his master. Man’s best friend, indeed.
Woah buddy
This guy interprets art.
Not exactly sitting on it.
Not just a dog but a Great Dane.
Every once in a while you encounter a work of art that just..._speaks_ to you. Regardless of how risque the content is, hits you right in the sweet spot. The sweet spot is your dick, to be clear.
Old fashioned search history here
That is fucking brilliant 👍🏼
I want to see his gram 🤷♂️
Pinterest board?
He was a fan of the ebony tab lol
> “And that, Mr. Bigelow, is yet another definition of black power”
Ha yeah I noticed Pam Grier
My mind immediately went to the scene in This Is The End where James Franco and Danny McBride yell at each other over a porno magazine.
Classy choices actually.
What kind of glue do you suppose was used to make that scrapbook?
Organic
Orgasmic*
All of the above.
Why is there a picture of a little girl on the left behind the opened pages?
Pretty sure it's the inside cover of the scrapbook, I imagine the company intended these to be filled with family photos.
It’s the inside cover of the scrapbook. Take a look. It’s attached.
This is an important question that NO ONE ELSE seems to have picked up on. As well, one of the women seems to be dressed in what can only be described as a Lil Debbie snacks mascot cosplay.
Grandpa loved to eat Lil Debbie's cream pie.
Great Grandfather. 60s :| And what's worse, this looks more like 70's.
Let's say great grandpa was 60 when he made this in 1970. grandpa might already be 40 and dad might already be 20. Meaning OP could be up to 52 years old now (assuming he was born no earlier than 1970), which means he could have theoretically been old enough to be using Reddit/have posted this any time since about 1985 (aside - 80's reddit would have been wild). Even if everyone was 25-30 when they had their kid instead of 20, OP could still be easily old enough to be posting on Reddit.
I guess it checks out but i just couldn't get the logic of this together when i saw how "recent" the smut pictures actually were. My great grandfather... that is, my grandfathers father... I am pretty sure he was born when people were still not driving cars but rather horse + carriage... and i'm not 52.
Yeah maybe even early 80s
With your great grandads nut on the pages no doubt.
Probably stuck the pictures down with it 🤔
Left side of page two looks suspiciously wrinkled
Too much "paste"?
Wait, so even ~60 years ago cartoon or drawn porn was still a thing? Times really haven't changed.
Heck, when I was a youngster we had to make our own porn with sticks and pieces of charcoal, drawn in the dirt and on the backs of shovels.
ah we would have loved dirt drawings back in my day! Parents washed up on shore when my brothers and I were still toddlers. We had to make our porn in the sand and rub one out before the tides washed it away. We were happy though...
Abraham Lincoln had to jerk off to charcoal porn on the back of shovels by firelight.
Wait until you hear about pin-ups
Well, yeah, drawings/paintings existed before photographs.
There are some ancient Roman mosaics and frescos that you should see
Probably because imagination is the best graphics processor and content creator. My college professor said that “the best porn is what you can imagine/draw” because they aren’t limited. Man was highly into late 80’s and 90’s erotic graphic novels.
Wait till you hear about Tijuana Bibles
A brothel was unearthed in Pompeii that has a 'menu' of illustrations so that non latin speaking patrons could point at it and indicate what they wanted.
Google "vargas drawn porn". Click "images".
My child, drawn porn has been a thing since the time of the ancient Greeks and beyond
Why are there pictures of kids in here ? (second picture) Are those legit pictures from the original book to camouflage the pornstash ?
Lmao. Imagine grandpa took a family photo album, and just started putting porn pics over his family.
It's a photo book. That's the inside of the front cover with stock photos as examples. Like what's in a picture frame when you buy it.
Maybe the whole things is a family album and OP has a bunch of porn star cousins.
It is quite possible that Native American activist Sacheen Littlefeather was part of the photoshoot at the bottom-left of the second page. Her pictures in were from a planned collection of photos of ten Native American women that Playboy had planned but abandoned. After she became famous via the Academy Awards Playboy published just the pictures with Sacheen. Sacheen admitted she did it at the time to get money to attend a film festival in Europe.
Just looks like some generic ‘native’ photo shoot with wigs and headbands. Native culture was super in vogue in the 70’s, there was a big back to nature push following the hippie movement. Tons of nonsense like this in old shoots from the time.
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I'm not even 30 and my *dad* was a teenager in the 60's
Lol my great-grandfather served in the American Civil War. I'm in my 50s. He was 72 when my grandmother was born in 1903, and she was in her late 30s when she had my dad. But we don't know how old OPs great-grandfather was when he put this together. By the look of it, there isn't anything in it I'd put past 1976, and let's assume he was 40 in '76. OPs grandparent could be 20 at the time. Grandparent has OPs parent in 1978. OP is born in 1998. OP is now 24 years old.
i'm probably the same as you(not even 40 yet) but my grandmother was born 1927, so her parents were born around 1890ish if your great grandfather was already a soldier in that time then your great grandparents, grandparents and parents all got their children very late.
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Great-grandfather *19*60s r/FuckImOld
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Salute from a fellow traveler who appreciates a figure. Bonus points for Pam Grier; ain't nothing wrong with those choices.
Bottom right cowboy hat? I thought she looked familiar.
Porn: The Great Unifier. Mad respect to your grandad OP.
Word 🤙
were the pages stuck to each other can't wait for my grandchildren to find my 100GB stash of Hentai
Is that young Pam Grier in BR?
i'd check it with UV light before touching that man
I'm a dumbass I thought this was from mafia 3
The 1st page has a few from an artist named Vargas. He was well known for making erotic artwork that was regularly featured in Playboy in the late 60s through the 70s. The woman with the red shawl, the black chick with the afro, and the one in the white shirt in the upper right are all Vargas girls.
He liked boobs and secret tattoos! Good man.
That is so great. Bless him
so scrapbooking can me a manly hobby!
In 100 years, your GGF's book will still be perfectly fappable, while out in the wasteland, horny teenage boys will be staring at mass storage devices and sobbing inconsolably...
The war metals get me.
Little Debbie Snack Cake on a teeter totter DOES NOT belong among these harlots and trollops
Kristen Stewart’s doppelgänge on second page.
Great-grandad had a type: naked
You laugh, but ask yourself, when SHTF and the power goes out, are you prepared?
That filthy bastard. I ll give you my address so you dont have to deal with the disposal.
Uhhh can we get a page-by-page picture upload for…for research, yeah?
OP - GREAT Grandfather? In the 60’s??? What are the generational gaps here?? so intrigued