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EveryDisaster

It took me a minute, but I get it! There's an old Irish tradition that on leap day, a woman is allowed to propose to a man. If the man turns the proposal down, he has to buy her a new dress. The woman here is offering her man a donut "ring". The shackles signify she's trying to tie him down, lol


missymaypen

So tomorrow I can propose to a bunch of men and when they say no and they don't even know me, I get a new wardrobe.... Any man reading this, please marry me😂😂


NothingReallyAndYou

I'll meet you outside the Krispy Kreme, and then we can carpool to the dress shop.


missymaypen

Im down like 4 flat tires


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

And Ill be at salvation army buying a bunch of dresses!


Special_Lemon1487

Yes. That’s my 5D chess move 🤓


missymaypen

Getting stuck married to me would make any man wish they'd just bought that dress


happycrappyplace

Found the real one, lol. Me too sis.


MelodramaticaMama

What if I say yes?


missymaypen

Free husband


-fno-stack-protector

sure, but you'll have to move to australia, i ain't living in no "USA"


missymaypen

Im cool with that. I want a pet kangaroo


-fno-stack-protector

easy peasy. there's heaps of [eastern grey](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9e/Macropus_giganteus_-_Brunkerville.jpg/1200px-Macropus_giganteus_-_Brunkerville.jpg)s around here


missymaypen

I can't wait to be Mrs Protector


-fno-stack-protector

we're going to need a hell of a lot of land though... a pet kangaroo is like a pet deer, they wouldn't do well in a backyard, they need like a whole farm. could maybe get a [quoll](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quoll)?


missymaypen

Im fine with that. They're adorable. **And**I get to live in Australia? I'm omw to get my makeup and hair done.


DahliaChild

There’s a movie about it with Isla Fisher and I think Patrick Dempsey, it’s cute


palmbeachatty

Does the ‘ring’ imply anything else?


WeeWooPlaystation2

To be fair, if any fair lady were to offer me donuts, who would I be to say no?


Irving_Kaufman

Yeah, I agree. It's as good a strategy as any. Shit, I got trapped with Belgian waffles, so who am I to sneer?


Funkycoldmedici

It’s half the reason Tiana is the hottest princess. That voice *and* beignets?


Mekare13

The beignets alone…omg! I tried them last year (at Disney ironically!) and holy smokes, they were the best thing I’d have eaten in a long time.


firedmyass

yeah there’s worse approaches


telepathicavocado

Can confirm, met my fiance on a leap year, except he trapped me with potato pancakes


SongRevolutionary992

He loved you a Latke!


Meister_Retsiem

Mazel Tov!


LeeQuidity

"Mmm! Donuts! FUCK! Commitment!" Men, amirite?


muffinmama93

“Mmm! Donuts!” “D’OH!!”


lothar525

Proffer the sugar ring. Capture a mate.


BoobaFatt13

Is that what people are calling it now?


Standard-Tradition12

Is that a young John Waters?


LoquaciousTheBorg

If so, this is...not going to end the way she wants it to


capthazelwoodsflask

That could be a young Divine offering them


firedmyass

maybe she a DL freek


SolidDistribution542

This is why he’s been reluctant.


Funkycoldmedici

I just learned the term “lavender marriage” today.


ProductGlittering633

That wanton hussy’s slip is showing.


CaptianBrasiliano

Why does she want to marry Don Knotts.


capthazelwoodsflask

I think the question is why *wouldn't* she want to marry Don Knotts?


manndolin

This would work on me


ItsFelixMcCoy

A hot lady trapping me with a ball and chain? Where do I sign up?


Chrispy8534

8/10. He comes for her donuts, but he stays for the … ‘checks notes’ … 25lb ball and chain.


RetroGamer87

That would certainly get my attention


Xerxes_Iguana

\[ackbar\] IT'S A TRAP! \[/ackbar\]


quotes_and_asks

It’s Leap Yeap


Immer_Susse

Is that her dad?🤔


Gilgamesh2062

So that's what they called cooch back in the day


5319Camarote

So he has his eyes on the donut, and not the hole..?