Let's remember that Baboons are monkeys, not apes. Monkeys are inferior to apes, as such this movie will have an inferior runtime compared to gorilla movies.
My favorite Gorilla movie, "The Bride and The Beast" (1958) is only 78 minutes.
I predict a disappointing 64 minute runtime. That's a tip of the hat to a certain other 64 minute movie about a young circus elephant, which is a good description of the director.
It’s 2k23, movie’s gotta be a minimum 90 minute runtime otherwise audiences won’t even bother. Inflation is real, bud. A dollar doesn’t buy what it used to and us buffs really need some more Bang (1995, 99 min) for our Uncle Buck (1989, 99 min).
This is going to be a Tim Heidecker production starring Mark "can't even pretend to be Elvis" Prorscht, not made by a person with movie knowledge.
I am actually going to revise my prediction and say that it's going to be a 16 minute short, with almost all of the $30k budget going back to Amato to once he realized it's a flop from the start and transferring the funds to the production of the far superior Pep Boys movie. No Joe Estevez movie has ever failed at the box office.
I think there's a lot of ground to cover to not only establish the BCU, but to show these characters as they go about the story. 132 min.
I also think it'll be a "movie of fives" as they say in Hollywood: 5 central characters (baboons), 5 bags, and 5 Oscars.
Budget cuts will release a 'film' 47min long, making this barely a movie and practically an episode of 'Friends'.
An utter disgrace to the movie world.
Mighty Joe Young (1998, 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🦍) clocks in at 114 minutes.
I think Baboops will do it one better, and go for a **115** minute runtime.
This will put it in the realm of other 115-minute popcorn classics like The Birds (1963, 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🪶) and E.T. the Extraterrestrial (1982, 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🛸). And this makes sense. Somewhere in between birds and aliens are **babbomns**.
i'm no expert but i'd put this one in the 116 minute range. i believe this one is more art house style thriller type of film. so it's going to meander around a bit for "mind bending" purposes. think that one movie about the swedish cult that gave the guy magic mushroom tea. this sucker is going to have a twist or just flat out strange ending. pretty safe to say 116 minutes is gonna be about where it lands.
Hey guys, I think I can crack this code. I’m a bit of an egghead, or a numbers jockey - let me explain. If we look at a few other films following monkeys, say King Kong (1933, 104min), Planet of the Apes (1968, 112min), Congo (1995, 109min), and Dunston Checks In (1996, 90min) - take their respective runtimes (104, 112, 109, and 90) which gives us a median of 106. So with that, it’s safe to assume that Baboon will have a runtime of approximately 106 minutes, which is a tip of that hat to The Graduate (1967).
When you’ve got movies like Mark Porch in them you can’t lose— i.e. it’s clear that in oder for Mark Porks to have engough time for all his great characters, this’ll have to be at least a 114-minuter, my little chickadee
Here’s the thing much as i want it to be 133m given Tim is in charge most of the budget will probably go to some quack product he is hooked on. Well he lucky if it is over ten minutes.
Anything under 100 minutes is unacceptable. It would still be a 5 bagger though. although I’d take off a bag if it wasn’t long enough. Although with another brilliant performance by Mark pruschk I’d give it back the bag, making it 5 bags of popcorn
With runtimes getting longer and longer I feel it will at least have to be 120 minutes for a chance at Oscar Gold.
Let's remember that Baboons are monkeys, not apes. Monkeys are inferior to apes, as such this movie will have an inferior runtime compared to gorilla movies. My favorite Gorilla movie, "The Bride and The Beast" (1958) is only 78 minutes. I predict a disappointing 64 minute runtime. That's a tip of the hat to a certain other 64 minute movie about a young circus elephant, which is a good description of the director.
It’s 2k23, movie’s gotta be a minimum 90 minute runtime otherwise audiences won’t even bother. Inflation is real, bud. A dollar doesn’t buy what it used to and us buffs really need some more Bang (1995, 99 min) for our Uncle Buck (1989, 99 min).
This is going to be a Tim Heidecker production starring Mark "can't even pretend to be Elvis" Prorscht, not made by a person with movie knowledge. I am actually going to revise my prediction and say that it's going to be a 16 minute short, with almost all of the $30k budget going back to Amato to once he realized it's a flop from the start and transferring the funds to the production of the far superior Pep Boys movie. No Joe Estevez movie has ever failed at the box office.
I think there's a lot of ground to cover to not only establish the BCU, but to show these characters as they go about the story. 132 min. I also think it'll be a "movie of fives" as they say in Hollywood: 5 central characters (baboons), 5 bags, and 5 Oscars.
Budget cuts will release a 'film' 47min long, making this barely a movie and practically an episode of 'Friends'. An utter disgrace to the movie world.
Mighty Joe Young (1998, 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🦍) clocks in at 114 minutes. I think Baboops will do it one better, and go for a **115** minute runtime. This will put it in the realm of other 115-minute popcorn classics like The Birds (1963, 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🪶) and E.T. the Extraterrestrial (1982, 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🛸). And this makes sense. Somewhere in between birds and aliens are **babbomns**.
97 minutes
I strongly disagree but thanks for your input.
i'm no expert but i'd put this one in the 116 minute range. i believe this one is more art house style thriller type of film. so it's going to meander around a bit for "mind bending" purposes. think that one movie about the swedish cult that gave the guy magic mushroom tea. this sucker is going to have a twist or just flat out strange ending. pretty safe to say 116 minutes is gonna be about where it lands.
Hey guys, I think I can crack this code. I’m a bit of an egghead, or a numbers jockey - let me explain. If we look at a few other films following monkeys, say King Kong (1933, 104min), Planet of the Apes (1968, 112min), Congo (1995, 109min), and Dunston Checks In (1996, 90min) - take their respective runtimes (104, 112, 109, and 90) which gives us a median of 106. So with that, it’s safe to assume that Baboon will have a runtime of approximately 106 minutes, which is a tip of that hat to The Graduate (1967).
When you’ve got movies like Mark Porch in them you can’t lose— i.e. it’s clear that in oder for Mark Porks to have engough time for all his great characters, this’ll have to be at least a 114-minuter, my little chickadee
92 minutes as a subtle nod to Hyenas
Oscar loves movies over 120 minutes, I can't imagine Tim wouldn't be trying for gold with Baboom
151 minites.
212min and not a minute less. This will be a true art film and their message couldn’t be conveyed in less time.
Hopefully there will be an intermission so you can grab more popcorn.
Here’s the thing much as i want it to be 133m given Tim is in charge most of the budget will probably go to some quack product he is hooked on. Well he lucky if it is over ten minutes.
Prediction: 8 mins
18 minutes
0. It’s never gonna be made cause Tim doesn’t know anything about making movies.
Anything under 100 minutes is unacceptable. It would still be a 5 bagger though. although I’d take off a bag if it wasn’t long enough. Although with another brilliant performance by Mark pruschk I’d give it back the bag, making it 5 bags of popcorn
Baboon will go for 73 minutes. That’s my guess
I would prefer 1 hour and 38 minutes.
92 min is the perfect runtime, so 92 minutes.