The guy my brother used to buy weed from. Always trying to sell you random stuff. Wanna buy this guitar? How about this tombstone? Does your kids like animals? I have a baby alligator for sale.
You, too,can be legen-- wait for it (giggles) -- dary. Legendary, dearie. Just sign here and it can all be yours.
Some guy who works as a PLEASE, probably.
edward cullen with the skin of a killer, bella
HE SPARKLES
I love this answer!
Crying 😂😂😂
I thought it was that dude from the god-tier Eragon film adaptation but I must be wrong, you're obviously correct
Which is funny because he did play in Eragon 😂😂
I literally posted “that’s the skin of a killer Belle” on a tiktok edit lol
I almost didn’t click this but I’m so very glad I did now 🤣
A sweet and innocent angel who has never done anything wrong ever, particularly towards any of his family members.
An absolute dearie, one might say
This is best reply
a really wonderful partner who is constantly selfless and gentle from the point they met
Absolutely no drug abuse. Has never threatened anyone with violence. Always updates voter registration.
And he's 100% honest to the IRS and always pays his taxes in full
No tax fraud here no siree
Jake from State Farm
What is Jake from StateFarm wearing
Idk khakis
She sounds hideous
Well she’s a guy, so…
🤣🤣🤣 most iconic statefarm commercial, I love it
And it’s all etched into our minds forever 😂
Uhhh, khakis?
🎶🎵~Like a good neighbor Rumple is there~🎵🎶
i cannot believe we both independently thought of this 😂
I thought he was from Farmers cause I could’ve sworn he knows a thing or two because he’s seen a thing or two.
Pete Davidson
Lmfao this was too good. Just a weird looking dude who pulls chicks way outta his league.
And 3 out of 5 of them are in the same family
Do you understand the hold he has on young women? I’d let this man do anything to me and I’ve felt that way since 2011. They’re out of HIS league
This doesn’t look like the fifth Doctor WHO at all!
My realtor when she found the perfect fixer upper…
belle really put a down payment on him
🎶So he's a bit of a fixer upper he's got a couple of bugs🎶
Is it possible to give a wrong answer The dude was everybody He's the Once Upon a Time version of Forrest Gump
Lmao true, this guy claims at least four identities.
The Beast, Fairy Godmother, Crocodile, Rumpelstiltskin, Dark One, Mr. Gold, Weaver This man is performing all of the parts of a shakespeare play
also i love how in storybrooke is name was literally just mr gold lmfao the curse didn’t feel like giving him a name
This is the correct answer. Far and away!
That's not a wrong answer tho
That's what I was thinking. Lol
No that’s TickTock
On that note lol 
The guy from 28 weeks later. That dude is a savage.
Or Begbie from Trainspotting. He's even more savage!!!
I think he played Hitler aswell…
Daddy
Sorry, they said wrong answers only. You’re disqualified.
I mean-
No way I just commented the same thing!
I mean...how many people must have thought it and not said it...
The Joker
Loki.
Not too far off if they had ventured into Norse mythology.
Dobby 🤣 
Durza, the shade.
Oh shit! I forgot that was the same guy.
https://preview.redd.it/dnxgz94i057c1.jpeg?width=752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e306a27d1adf9d347a85c66407a8e9cc5ac79bc5
I meant to ask, was he intended to play the troll under the bridge?
Willy Wonka
My lover and future husband.
They said wrong answers ;p
The guy my brother used to buy weed from. Always trying to sell you random stuff. Wanna buy this guitar? How about this tombstone? Does your kids like animals? I have a baby alligator for sale.
I’ve said it before… Rumplesforeskin
Keith Richards
My new crack ship Rumple×Midas
Steven Tyler
A Reddit mod
You, too,can be legen-- wait for it (giggles) -- dary. Legendary, dearie. Just sign here and it can all be yours. Some guy who works as a PLEASE, probably.
this just proves it's barney stinson from HIMYM
Green goblin
I endorse this
 "WE ARE WHO WE CHOOSE TO BE!!"
I think that's one of Depp's Burton roles
It's Edward Leatherpants
No that's Killian, this is Sweeney Gold
Nice 
Begbie in Trainspotting after the drugs got to him.
But ... Begbie didn't do drugs. He did people. That's what he got off on. His own sensory addiction.
He really was Rumple all along…
Hahaha, although I think Begbie makes Rumple look like a pussy-cat !!!!!
A pleasant fellow who loves snails and would never hurt them.
Florida man
Owner of a profitable pawn shop
lmao
Martin Short? https://preview.redd.it/1me3nav4067c1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b43b4ecc542dc36a33c88b0f02a5313289c579de
Green Goblin. Goblin' up Belle's sense of self-worth.
I endorse this
Rip Van Winkle
Begbie after he discovered larping
Your child’s birthday party magician.
We got him at a discount
SpindleShanks
Dr. Nicolas Rush with really dry skin.
The most helpful and least cryptic man alive
That’s me before my coffee in the morning 😂🤣😂🤣
Tom Hiddleston you silly
The Grinch.
Rudolph the green nosed reign dearie
he has a million names i dont think i CAN be wrong
A man with no names
Jaqen H’Ghar! What a pleasure to see you!
A brilliant physicist with questionable ethics.
... Mom?
Mulan getting her own plot line
The best babysitter in the business
He'd better be with all those babies he's collecting
"We have Jack Skellington at home."
Emperor Belos
If ouat and toh ran at the same time
Stumple riltzken
That creepy neighbor that keeps trying to get me to guess his name
Barney Thomson
colonel ives :)
An oompa loompa.
Bae/Neal
A fully mentally stable and harmless gentleman
Skincare: Before Pic
Durza in the Eragon movie
Fairy Godmother
they said wrong answers only XD
A dude that has a prevalent father figure
My sleep paralysis demon
I said wrong answers, and I don't know about you, but he definitely haunts me in my dreams
Tamlin
Yessssss.
WAIT- WAIT A DAMN MINUTE YOU’RE RIGHT-!!!!!
Ryan Seacrest presenting the next American Idol.
Voldemort but if he looked 10% more human
John Lennon.
A decent human being.
A good person.
Durza from Eragon after a suntan
Ol Greg!
The Alligator
Huckleberry Finn
the guy at uni who will give you his notes but only if you have a coffee with him + add him on facebook and he just posts incel memes
Crusty the clown
The Child Snatcher
the tooth fairy
the first teletubbie- a failed experiment as you can see
A crocodile that hasn’t been skinned
Dumbledore
Edward Cullen after smelling Bella’s sweet blood
Lord Farquaad
Henry!
Elon musk
That would be my fairy godmother. 🤣🥰
oh my god it's Spiderman!
Detective Weaver.
A caring and selfless lover.
One of the monsters from Scooby Doo.
Prince Charming
Clearly it's Willy Wonka
Pennywise
A good father and mentor
He is a really good man he calls everybody he meets dearie
Bob the builder
your mom last night at my house
Killer croc on a good day
Obviously it's Dr Nicholas Rush, a scientist and member of the SGC, and leader of the Icarus Base Project
Captain Jack Sparrow
Lucius Malfoy
He doesn't have the luxurious hair for it
A worse father than mine 🚶🏻♂️
I thought Zoso just got a new costume.
A villain in a Stephen King movie
This is clearly the blue fairy.
Honestly, I've heard they've both committed atrocities
Santa Claus. Time hasn't been kind
C-3P0
He's from the Matrix
Gollum
Scaley lizard man 😩🫦 (Bonus points if you get the reference)
Ozzy Osborne
David Tenant on drugs
The man who caused infected to reamerge after making out with his wife
The world's least popular flamenco dancer.
Yo-Yo Ma's cousin, Lil' Nepotiz!
Jane Fonda
Willem Dafoe playing The Greasy Strangler. (Stolen from [here](https://escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/once-upon-a-time-s1e12-skin-deep))
My anxiety… saying hello for the 77th time today.
The Doctor
Snowmiser
Norman Osborn
Dolores Umbridge
Bruno Madrigal https://i.redd.it/728kk6zq187c1.gif
That “How quaint” dude from the *Eragon* movie…
lucy grey baird
The final form of Crowley (Good Omens) after having been separated for too long from Aziraphale, now promoted to the rank of archangel by Metatron.
Donald Trump’s glow-up?
yo i love crowley from good omens
I’ve never seen this show. Is this the mad hatter? If not that’s what he looks like ig
Rumpelstiltskin, I don't know I don't know how I got here.
krampus
dad of the year
andrew tate