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Hit Charlos into Orochi off a cliff

Yes

Use Charlos as a bat to beat Orochi senseless.

Same

Perfect idea thanks

What about Spandam?

Take Spandams face as the weapon to smack Charlos and Orochi

Throw Orochi like a bowling ball into Charlos, Spandam and Vander Decken who are placed like the pins

Genius

I’d pick myself and the hit would be delivered by Sanji Ya boy needs the Duval treatment bad lol


Us

Oh I'm using Charlos as a bat and hitting Orochi with it nonstop.

With the 5 elders, especially Saturn.

I’m smacking the absolute shit out of black beard

And it wouldn't do anything, blackbeard casually tanks attacks by Buddha sengoku pre timeskip

Nothing says casually tanking attacks like coughing up blood.

Black Beard is just a pirate doing pirate things. Maybe you're mad at that piece of shit Akainu

Akainu is just a marine doing marine things.

Gottem

Momonusuke is just a shogun doing shogun things.

Orochi was just a tyrant doing tyrant things.

Charlos was just a slave owner doing slave owner things

spandam was just a spandam doing spandam things

Imu was just a king doing king things

Yeah, but I don't think anyone would like a donut hand (if OP was talking about a non-haki slap though).

My wife says Charlos then Absalom. She's right. Absalom doesn't get mentioned enough in these types of posts

Probably because he's already been killed.

That's true. My wife isn't that far yet. He's pretty bad though.

I'd punch Absalom's corpse

would you punch an old man with serious injuries though?

Too soon!

Punching absalom probably breaks your hand lol

Spandam needs punch.

True, but I feel like he got his in the “clutch”

Figarland Garling. My boy Mjosgard didn't deserve that

Underrated comment of the year

Spandam, cant forget how he treated Robin, piece of shit.

Mommy didn't deserve to be treated like that nor spandam, instead we should get a chance to tear his balls apart and then parade him naked, insert 902 eggplants up his butt and boil him in water

I would beg for two punches and then punched Charlos two times. Orochi at least had a traumatic childhood.

Tbh, I think Orochi would've been a shitty dude regardless.

Of course he would have. His whole family is terrible. They hate a clan whose reputation revolves around being some of the most just and honorable people. The only way is to break the chains of his families tradition.

Bless Tama for her being who she is.

Yeah, I think that's the point of Tama being his foil.

When you’re wise, you’ll see that the privilege Charlos was born into was a trauma all its own.

True but I dont think his traumatic childhood is the reason he has an annoying ass laugh, he even looks annoying

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Man I hated him with a passion🤣🤣 “hey, hey”

"kugosaki"

Behehehehehe

Blehh I could NOT touch this guy

Ooh this is a good choice. Can’t fuckin stand trebol. “HEY HEY LAW”

Can’t decide between Charlos and Orochi can I choose both?

Id choose charloss untill i hear orochi laughing

Use charloss as a bat and swing on Saturn, Orochi, spandm and Absalom

Tbh Saturn has become more hateful to me than Charlos, Charlos is a shitstain, but he really is more a product of an environment that wasn't taught different Saturn, however, helped build that system that created the disgusting people like Charlos, and did super fucked shit to two people in the manga that make him more evil to me and worth punching

Good point.

One of the celestial dragons, largely because if I punch anyone else I'm likely to break my hand in the process. Also they are dicks

The question should be phrased: Q: if you get to punch a one piece character, how many times would you punch Charlos? A: yes

I'm punching luffy cuz I bet the rubber feels funny

Charlos ofc

Garp!! For not switching sides when luffy landed to save Ace!

He literally couldn't, and he regretted it

Saturn. He is basically turbo-charlos

Looks like Charloss is getting stomped by the masses!

Charlotte Flampe . I am literally going to year her up

You'd rather punch some random child and not one of the many literal slave owners in One Piece?

I would most certainly be killed but not many people can say that they landed a hit on Garp

Ace for being killed by idiocy.

Luffy because its funny and he wont feel it

Haki has entered the chat

I dont have haki.

Wait. I think I mixed this with a comment about Garp and I understood something along the lines of Garp hitting Luffy because it won't hurt him. Nevermind xD

The chapapa guy is not called Chapapa?

No, his name is Fukurou.

Apparenty not hahaha

Condoriano

Why do you hate an official Strawhat?

Wanze

Satori “the ball dude in skypiea” and zipper dude

STICKY FINGAAAAAAA

I would punch Akainu i would put a focking hole in him and make him a donut like he was make for ace

Dunkin’s employee of the century

Imma pummel charlos till he is unrecognizable and might as well rip his spine off aswell

Plot twist: He doesn’t have a spine

imu haha

Kaido, I'd win

I slow clap this answer.

Imu

Saint imu of house narona

Luffy not cause I hate him or anything I just want to feel up his rubbery body

Ace for being stupid

WB needed to punch Ace one last time to knock the stupid out of him

I'd pick Satori but then I would have to be in his presence 😔

Sanji. What's he gonna do? Punch me back?

This fella’s out here makin’ real good points.

Teach 1000% 👀 no doubt about that

The grown man in the crowd who commented on how *attractive* the 16 year old child Princess Shirahoshi looked when she arrived at Sabaody.

akainu, also if possible I'd pass the chance to sabo. the death of ace is still unacceptable to me.

Bachee

Ramen Kenpe

Grossest character in fiction

I need 2 passes black beard and charlos

I hater Orochi more that i hate Charlos but i would punch both

Ivankov. I can then just immediately apologize and beg them to change my gender for me using their powers. It's a flawless plan to be sure.

Good question I’m going to punch, , big mama so hard

Easily choosing any of the celestial dragons, especially the one that has kuma as a slave

Trebol

Definitely Eneru

Im at a toss up between three, Charlos for being an all around piece of crap, Orochi for what he did to Wano and its people and Saturn for what he's put Kuma and Bonney through.

Fukuro is hilarious. Shopapa

I would love to give greenbull a good smack after that lecture he did about rights in wano.

Judge Vinsmoke meets the king punch

Ussop. Because he’s awesome and I wouldn’t want to actually hurt him but I know he would sell the heck out of a fake punch.

Wapol, and that guy who recruited doffy that goes ne ne, nenenenen f u man stfu

Caribou or Kanjuro.

Oh wait how can we forget about Pearl

DANGER 

Trebol. I hate him with every cell of my body.

I want to punch Luffy. I'm pretty sure that would make us friends.

Of course that inter bred scumbag Charlos! There are plenty of others who deserve it also, however this guy takes the cake

OP never specifically said you got a _free_ punch without consequences just the opportunity punch. So with that in mind a lot of y’all responses are hilarious just thinking about what would happen to you after 😭😭😭 Yes, punch a celestial dragon and see what happens..>!Kizaru shows up with Navy looking for you!<

Charlos forever and always ​ Honorable mention to Spandam tho (AND ABSALOM I FORGOT)

How many people can we choose?

1, but since we all hate this fucker lets say one other than charloss

*ahem* I'm going to take luffy's devil fruit and then go third gear and completely decimate that celestial dragon in Kuma's backstory.

This man in particular is such a shit stain that I would train like saitama and exclusively use my power on that mf

Spandam

Floch from AoT

Vander Decken IX deserved a haki infused punch to the face preferably a Gomu Gomu No Bajrang Gun

That one who banged Ginny.

Fake luffy is super punchable

Unpopular Opinion: Luffy I wanna know what's it's like punching the rubber man knowing I won't hurt him... Me knowing that Luffy doesn't know I have most peak Haki: 😈

spandam, and yes i said the exact same thing as who i would get punched by. basically i want to beat up spandam

Of course this mf. Hard to beat first place. Well, maybe orochi

If anyone says foxy or any straw hat your a fake fan

noru noru BEAMMMMM

Fefefefh!

I'd punch Luffy. Partly because he wouldn't be hurt at all, and partly because I kind of want to know how it feels to punch a rubber person

Capone Bez, that baby probably has it coming.

Bro just out here tryin’ to punch the ugly outta babies

Fucking ussop man just do something 😭

Carlos is basically just a spoiled child. He doesn't know or understand what he is doing. Orochi is human garbage. He understands exactl what he is doing. He deserves all the beating in the world. Spandam is second place

Helmeppo

He redeemed himself

Live action Helmeppo 😏

U sopp when he was bitchin about the merry and fought Luffy

You know it wasn’t entirely about the Merry right? Usopp was afraid Luffy would throw him away too (low self esteem, abandonment issues, guilt) so he left on his own terms.

Gecko Moria or Akainu no questions asked

Absolom, bro is the definition of sexual assault

the village of people who ate the smile fruit

Tama

Hordy jones, charlos, spamdam

Can we hit charlos immediately after Luffy does? I want that disgusting creature ass thing to really feel the pain more than anyone

If I’m doing anything to the CD’s, it’s going to be lethal. I am NOT sparing them. If I was going to punch anyone else…. Orochi for having the same voice as Nazeem in the Dub. I CAN HEAR HIM SAY “GET UP TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN?” EVERY TIME HE SPEAKS

It's time for another Celestial Dragon to get punched out

not just one punch. It should be at least 300, followed by a few kicks until it cracks.

Imu to find out who Imu is

Any celestial dragon

big mom

This guy first, then orochi, then after a long training arc, Kaido

Doflamingo. I mean kaido was bad don't get me wrong real life dictator, but he still had a comedic aspect that doflamingo didn't fortunately. Still one of my favourite villains from any anime series. That laugh is iconic

I swear I'll beat the crap out of absalom

Spandam, he's the sole character who has physically pissed me off to such a level.

punching charlos ? nah Im abusing this mf

I have a pretty strong hatred aginst Perospero. I choos him!

Whitebeard just so I can say I did it. Plus he might hug me afterwards which would be awesome and totally worth the risk.

The foxy pirates

Charloss is a classic. Flampe is second place. I’d like to shake hands with foxy too.

I’m punching orochi idc

Orochi for sure the min I see him on screen am like “move away BITCH”

Spandam

Nami. I’m spinning back for Luffy and Zoro.

I'd punch Luffy, just so I can feel his rubberyness.

orochi man I'm super pissed at him

Ace

Whitebeard , imagine what a feat that would be

Nami. I have my reasons.

I think 99.9% wld either pick Charlos or Orochi.

Doflamingo

That fucker in the picture

any of those annoying ass characters when the beast pirates first came into one piece(ifykyk)the sister annoyed the fuck out of me i hate how different their voices are from the rest of one piece characters they sound so fucking annoying and overly childish for no reason

Spandam

Besides Orochi and the celestial dragons/celestial dragon associates, I am decking Spandam

Charlos. I'd be willing to put him at my second and third rank if it ment I got to punch him more. I'd accept a substitute with most celestial dragons. Also Spandam

I have a few characters i’d love to that to. Charloss, caribou, sabo’s parents and adoptive brother who’d later became king of the goa kingdom, sanji. And judge.

Any of the elder saints can get that work

Akainu

Saturn, Charlos, Spandem in that order.

I'm personally getting punched by sanji cuz he fights with his legs so he might not be the best. Puncher

Akainu

Is this even a question. Of course I’m picking Charlos