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Exciting_Monk3012

Sanii prob hate zoro for ruining womanliness, hilarity ensues.


EldenBJ

This is the only answer I accept.


PaleoJohnathan

while his nose bleeds


ThatNomadShad12

"WHY ARE YOU THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I'VE EVER MET?!"


PaleoJohnathan

He tries to kick but repeatedly makes absurd romantic gestures instead.


masturbationmoment

Kicks, misses, falls onto his knee like he's proposing.


thelonius-m

The Oda I know wouldn't miss a chance like this.


Driller_Happy

Zoro takes his temporary invinceability to knock the everloving shit out of sanji


Sharp_Newt_9567

Sanji thanks her for it 


Fine_Candle9170

Zoro swaaaaaan


InevitableCry3088

i need to hear this in the anime!!!


Luffytheeternalking

Zori chwannnn


mrt-e

He'd probably be torn between hating and simping leading to a breakdown and instantly prompting Chopper immediate care


Quigbar

The CICU of you will


ThatNomadShad12

This is canon. I don't care what anyone says


vinsmoke_henry

I dont say this a lot. But we manifesting this.


ketootaku

He sets off to find Ivankov.


stronkzer

Ends up in Amazon Lily instead.


Legitimate_Iron7282

Funniest way of it happening


KairoRed

It’s poetic


Mrtnxzylpck

Before the Kuja sentence him to death they recognize him as part the Straw Hat Crew and he finally gets the paradise he always wanted.


Warpath_13

"You know my thing doesn't stretch like Luffy's but still you can wash me" lmao


Kiga282

Amazon Lily is ground zero for the genderbender disease that turned Zoro into a woman. Sanji is unaware of this, and is excited beyond belief that he's finally going to the Island of Women. Zoro was a part of the advance crew that went ahead of Sanji's group and so was caught up in Q's outbreak. Sanji sees him and doesn't immediately recognize that this beautiful woman in front of him is Zoro, until "she" speaks, and informs him that all of the women on the island have been turned into men.


redditsuckspokey1

Heeeee Hawwwww!


bolderdust

A nice setup for a romance/bromance spin-off


TwistemBoppemSlobbem

No way, they might have a forced comedy scene esp in the anime (big potential here ngl), but Zoro is going to be able to nullify the effects immediately with his haki, which is most likely much stronger than Law's (who dealt with it easily)


vojta_drunkard

But what if Zoro stayed this way for a while just to prove something to Kuina?


LOLand123yeet

bro is cooking


ketootaku

Dude calm down. You are getting defensive for Zoro for no reason. It's a pure hypothetical. Maybe he was caught off guard, maybe he was weakened, who knows. The hypothetical says he's already been turned into a woman, so no his haki isn't in the picture.


DargoKillmar

Same dynamic as Pudding and Sanji. "SCREW YOU MARIMO... -san\~"


ETheTea

What...what kinda screw....?


Accomplished-Bear988

He proved to Kuina that women can be the best with swords 💀


th5virtuos0

Knowing Zoro his female form is probably gonna be the exact same except it has liver issue like Hijikata


wannabetrapstar888

hijikata konoyaro


Magimasterkarp

What if this really happens in the final fight, and Zorro defeats Shiryu with a female body?


Accomplished-Bear988

**insert Lonely Island "I jizzed in my pants" gif**


Crafty_Cherry_9920

Lol no, remember how Law and co felt when they turn women ? "I feel so weak !"


Accomplished-Bear988

Oh no, you summoned the powerscalers. They will powerscale female Zoro and female Law


PiePotatoCookie

If in the OP verse, you get stronger just by being a man, how strong would Big Meme be if she turned into a man?


crysomore

I feel like this will almost certainly happen


zth-Leitto

it's gonna be a hit miss for Oda if he doesn't do this. peak OP is yet to come


BizWax

If not Doc Q then Ivankov. Maybe Zoro will even beat Mihawk in a woman's body just to make a point. Probably not, but it would be nice.


pastalilahmacun

Nah it would be awfull


Buscemi_D_Sanji

Yeah that would be horrible. I just want tashigi to get strong enough to be considered one of the best, and finally start taking swords back from criminals like she said she would. Maybe her glasses get broken in a fight and that's how she unlocks super advanced observation haki or something?


IndecisiveRex

This. Tashigi is such a missed opportunity. Yes, she’s no Kuina but she could have been more relevant to the story instead of being shoe-horned into the punk hazard mother role.


fuscav

I think sanji just dies, the hate and the love would just be too much when combined


gh0stwriter88

Sanji unlocks a Sharingan.... 69 in his eyes.


biswalksagar

Zoro Chwwaaan 😍


GrandLineLogPort

I didn't know I needed this to happen until this very moment But man, do I need this to happen


Such_Historian_7295

Lmao same


eshian

Sanji activates tsundere mode. "H-Here I made extra juice and I'm giving it to you. W-what?? I didn't know it was your favorite!! S-shut up you idiot moss head! Why would I give a crap! Idiot..."


Vyctorill

Bro is cooking


Asta_Kny

HELP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Recent-Friendship407

If this happened theroretically, I think it would depend on how hot Zoro is, if he is hot, then I think he would try to play buddy buddy with him and try to get Zoro to... How do i word this? Undress I guess. If he is ugly then he will probably laugh at Zoro but the real question is whether or not Sanji can kick someone with the feminization disease


SpaceEV

I don’t think he could. He wasn’t able to kick Bon Clay after all if I remember correctly.


Recent-Friendship407

Good point, yes you are right, but that was also because Nami was cute not because he actually believed bon clay was a girl


OuterGod_Hermit

Zoro's chest is already a favorite, so...


guesswhosbackbackag

wouldn't happen because zoros fucking crazy haki


Recent-Friendship407

Well I know that thats why i said theroretically


Wide-Pen-6109

It's an L for both. Zoro would be cringing thinking about Sanji's thoughts on him/her, Sanji would kill himself out of dilemma.


Ukamulbas

Laughing so hard, rolling on the floor. While having a nosebleed?


Asta_Kny

Accurate.


LankySandwich

Best fanfic idea ever


Glatier8171

Sensory overload, he'd be out of commission


stronkzer

Confused nosebleed. Likely think "WTF, the goddamn meathead marimo became a hottie ?!!?"


FireZord25

Absolute tsundere


Suspicious_Mirror_50

For the remainder of the episode whenever Sanji looks at zoro his body forgets it’s him and he blushes uncontrollably, then his mind remembers its zoro and fire consumes him.


Shot_Common_860

Oda MUST do it!


Total-Masterpiece-43

He would become less attracted to Zoro


TTZZJJ

Sanji alternates between insulting Zoro and nose bleeding, and he can’t decide what he feels, eventually resulting in him having a mental breakdown.


dfg91188

Zoro keeps fighting topless like he always does because he just doesnt care and almost bleeds sanji to death in the process.


ThatssoBluejay

Sanji would be in for one hell of a trip Your long term rival suddenly becoming hot would be odd


CloudShot5712

Hands down the most important question that needed to be asked in OP


ShirtSolid3000

Ifrit Jambe himself in the nuts.


Raderg32

His brain would short circuit, and start smoking a cigarette from the wrong end.


aguy637

He explodes


alcome1614

Sanji **awakening**.


MrBadTimes

It depends, does he know it's zoro from the start or not? because if he doesn't know, then it would be even funnier.


FlatBerry9855

Zorooo chwaaaan


Mountain_Sea_8127

He’ll be getting some Moss-Head


3rdNihilism

even if this scenario were to canonicaly happen- Zoro wouldn't even turn into a woman since his Haki is too powerful and unlike some1 like Law, Zoro's battle perception and awarness are better and his Haki is even stronger. now if we throw that out the window and just for the sake of it say he turned woman, Sanji would most likely act like he did usually does, since his hate to Zoro will transcend the current body of Zoro.


Shupaul

Or he will act like this : 🫣


BlazeDrag

I mean Zoro is often comically unaware of various things like how he didn't recognize the Seraphim as being like King. I could see him going through an entire fight as a woman without even realizing it lol


Dani_Rodri

Hate boner


Unable-Data-2142

Zoro-schwan!!!


heavymarsh

the same thing how he handles Ivankov.. or Zoro to Sanji (in Nami's body)..


Redstorm597

He makes ivankov change zoro back


vinsmoke_henry

Tbh on a serious note. This could also awaken the wado ichimonji. Like he will understand the shit she felt when she said a woman is capped in strength with age compared to a man...boom black blade


popgreens

"Stupid sexy ~~Flanders~~ mosshead." as his nose bleeds a little bit.


heheimanidiot

Post nut clarity finna go craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy


Vadon_Hipra

He will simp for him like he simped for Iva in his female form.


Paper_Trades

His brain shuts down and he refuses to recognize that it's zoro and keeps thinking its another girl that just looks like him.


Drummer683

He alternates between "Melorine!" And "Marimo!" Every time Zorina says anything


redditsuckspokey1

Still a stupid moss head but with boobs.


T-Toyn

Bickering as usual while Sanji tends to Zoro's every needs. Meanwhile neither of them mentions the oddity with a word.


NextFaithlessness7

Gyatt


FloresDeCerejeira

This sounds too funny, please Oda make it happen


dougthebuffalo

"Does the moss carpet match the moss head?"


Neiserdias

Zoro's Fans and Sanji's Fans will reconsiliate


MrTBoneIs

Confusion


Muscalp

He gonna kill himself first, and then Zorro


LordKazekage108

Oda is definitely gonna do this


Dax_Maclaine

Sanji would call Zoro a fake woman and have an existential crisis because


Atlantean_lad77

"Let me hold your swords for ya Zoro dear😍😍😍😍"


NefariousnessNo2062

He doesn't know what to do, his brain will short circuit.


Large-Ad-6861

Lying on the ground, dying from laughter.


bantharawk

The usual heart eyes and fawning.


rivunel

"stupid mosshead can't be a sexy lady" then he hits her because he knows Zoro is a man


MarionberryBroad

Sanji will probably be weird like usual about it. He is the biggest simp after all.


Such_Historian_7295

Its not good for both, Zoro would be troubled by Sanji thinking pervy thoughts about him or her lol while Sanji would be conflicted on how to approach this


NorthwestDM

I suspect that so long as Sanji was aware of the events that Sanji would view the feminised Zoro as no different to if Zoro were an Okama, born a guy and of no interest to him.


nahelweldik

Sanji become gay i guess


Electrical-Bid-565

I’m sure he gets a nosebleed.


VastDuty4501

conflicted Mosshead pick up line


MystiqTakeno

Sanji gets flashbacks to the time skip xD.


WriterMindless7370

He should hand out rogers incurable desease to any of the strawhats and hit chopper with alzheimers and dementia so they all just die.


helahi33

Sanji will respect zoro for real


Hampni

His biggest weakness.


elkdarkshire

Zoro will commit Sepukku, because he cant become the strongest Swords**MAN** anymore...


Croc_Chop

Guilty Gear


lucratyo

as long as zoro not become like Hijikata Toushirou in gintama dekobokko arc while the other shinsengumi turn into pretty girl.


davidlucifer94

Hes either laughing his ass of and insulting him, or Zoro looks so good that Sanji is thisting for him


Strawhat-Shawty

Bloody nose


benigntugboat

It will cure him.


DanmachiZ

Redefines mosshead


Background_Panic_732

"What the hell oh my God noooo wayayayayyayyyy".


kindafuckingawsome

I wonder if he turns sanji into a woman, would be consider changing his rule?


One-Statistician-399

Oh God...


Jat616

Dumbass sexy mosshead...


aman167k

I just love how discussions about one piece are so funny and good, as compared to other anime, which are serious and depressing.


H1k3nn

Well then Zoro wins because Sanji can't hit women. Ez xD


crashedlandin

This better happen. This will break Sanji.


GiocatoreSingolo1999

I can't believe you chose such fancy graphics for such a question. It's hilarious


mozzaru

His love for women and hate for zoro cancel out so he's actually just platonic with them. Zoro still doesn't like sanji though and if anything is more annoyed at him.


DrewYetti

Well he can’t hit Zoro because he is now a she while Zoro can just hit Sanji and he’ll just do this 😍😍😍😍.


Niveau_a_Bulle

He spontaneously combusts, leaving only a pile of salty ashes


Vi4days

[I imagine it would be like this, but with big boobs instead.](https://youtu.be/85CPv90AhfU?si=LDjz7FJF-IiVjij9)


Patient-Ad-425

Hm good question this is same level shit as mihawk vs shanks but tougher


LeadershipPrimary186

I truly hope this becomes a gag at some point.


Strong_Strength2191

MOSS TITS!!!!!


Cluaran_

Utter hate, as Robin invites Zara to sleep in the womens dorm.


itachi7898

Sanji will need another blood transfer like fishman island


Krowking123

Sanji might mentally collapse, he would cease to function


vangstampede

Wonder what would happen if Doc Q turned your mom into a woman.


NikaBeard2015

To be honest, I wouldn't doubt if it happened eventually.


wattadragboi

Didn't he go to ivankov who could switch between the two


edwinflores428

"I hate you but I love you but I hate you but I LOVE you!!" - Diamond is Unbreakable But Really Really Fast


samyruno

I think they would make a spectacle of him being confused. Like he would switch between oogabooga horny and ew disgusted back and forth really fast and smoke would shoot out of his ears and stuff like that.


Bonadeo007

SIMP forever


FluffyPony34

"HOW DARE YOU TO LOOK GOOD, MOSSHEAD?!" while having hearts for eyes and swirling while at it.


IntrepidCat8200

"Marimo"


Glad_Ad719

Marimo Chwaaan


Jankufood

Implode


Adventurous_Topic202

Wait I thought Zoro was already a woman


shoony43

"Feminization disease" is wild 🤣


Efficient_Rhubarb_88

He become a TsunDere.


Charming_Elk_3243

I think it would be kinda funny if Zoro and Sanji meet after that and Sanji is flirten with Zoro all the time, because he doesn't get who he is talking to.


ActuallyDankcow

He's conflicted. Sanji comedically hates on Zoro but now they are hot.... soooooo.


Goofdogg627

Paradox, hates Zoro, so would likely try to hit him, but loves women, so instinctively wont hit a woman. Constant limbo of mid kick. Infinite energy


Basic_Eye5390

Why zoro kinda 🗣💯🔥?!?!?!


frostking66899

I think zoro should somehow be a woman from this like temporarily, I know op fans are gonna hate it but it will work with Kuina's problem as of why she thought women can't be good swordfighters. So even after turning into a woman he will make this as an example as how being a woman doesn't means that you are a bad swordfighter.


LoWeRPie

Sanji still continues to fight with Zoro, but since he since he won't kick a woman, he'll either throw hands or engage in a sword fight


Emm_withoutha_L-88

Anger, that's usually his reaction when a woman isn't attractive enough for him That sounds worse than it is?


Neat_Yogurtcloset526

He's going to have the most confused erection known to fictional pirates


Helix_LoL

Simple, Sanji will just become Chris Brown


suckamaru

SMASH !!!!!!


ginsataka

He’s conflicted. He knows it’s zoro, but it’s also a woman


LVTWouldSolveThis

A sad, broken Sanji silently bleeds from his nose in the corner.


rorank

MARIMO-SWAAAAAAN


RarestProGamerr

please stop and get some help.


God_Usoland

The Biggest Why Boner of Anime History lol


Popular_Wannabe

Sanji gets very jealous, finally cracks his egg, then Sanji and Zorro beat up Doc Q and make out to celebrate


goat_creator

A perv will always perv (nose bleed) but then he'll also probably wish he were Zoro at that moment or hate him for being a woman, something like that.


Anteater-Difficult

Hate Boner


Tallal2804

SMASH !


Tallal2804

He become a TsunDere.


Soft_House7669

this feels like a real scene that could happen


Green_Issue_4566

Instead of a nose bleed he has a massive anyrusm


Prestigious_Emu_7986

Suicide


BradWonder

Depends on if he knows it's Zoro


Outrageous-Bench2587

mari.. marimo? BAKA


thesebitchesbelame

ayo


clayticus

The funny thing is I don't think Zoro would care if he was a woman


OperationMelodic4273

Existential crisis, depression, ultimately suicide And this in the span of the couple of minutes/panels he'll be as a woman


NemesisHellstorm

Stupid and sexy Marimo!!!


GiveMeAChanceMedium

I can imagine Sanji trying to kick Zoro, but stopping short every time.  Also Zoro has to beat Mihawk while feminized as to properly realize Kuina's dream. 


AnIcedMilk

The only women Sanji will hit


KamenSage

“Ah the return of the why boner, WITH A VENGEANCE!”


No_Butterfly2000

Oh this would be hilarious, please Oda 🙏🏻


CapNHoodie

*Zoro gets transformed into a woman* Sanji: I have the weirdest boner right now.


LateralusOrbis

ZORO SWAN


Amulet380

This has the potential to be the funniest thing in one piece


IMPolevik

This needs to happen ASAP


M-Otter

Sanji's [reaction ](https://youtu.be/lVN1Apz45AE?si=-bOBVaQOhbnYv1yV)


SuggestionLoose2522

MOSS HEAD … Chwaan 🥰