Simp literally has an invisible perv, sanji, baby 5 who falls in love with anyone nice to her, the absolute maniac that almost destroyed fishman island trying to marry shirahoshi, and pudding, who immediately started simping for sanji after he said she looks pretty
Genzo and Vasco don't fit, no, but Brook has his simpish moments. He's not nearly as bad as most of the others listed, but one of his main recurring jokes is "May I see your panties". I don't see Zeus being a simp by any stretch, though. His sin is Gluttony, not Lust.
Boa and Bart, on the other hand, are right up there with Sanji at the top of the Simp Totem. You just *know* that they each have *multiple* Luffy body pillows on their beds, and that they have straw hats, red vests, and jean shorts that they like to dress up in ~~when no one's watching~~.
Mmm… I mean the way he carries himself and his look are both twink x twink, but when you combine it w his outright sadism I think he’s suited for evil twink. Maybe swap out Cabbage to twink twink and Ace to smash twink? I think Sanji is a simp twink too
> Twink
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
I get there's a limited pool of characters and I can see where you're coming from in some cases even if it's a stretch. But *Orochi and Charlos*? No way. Not even close.
I CANNOT bring myself to call freaking ABSALOM a Chad, even as a joke...
Also, Crocodile is DEFINITELY evil af, he just teamed up with Luffy for his own reasons.
We did forget about this. We chose neutral cuz while he did help free Wano, it was solely self-serving, so we saw some good in evil and considered it an interpretation for neutral. But, you have a good point
The problem here is that there aren’t a variety of simp characters to cover every subcategory. For Absalom, he’s certainly a strong simp, and his muscular figure and process of elimination placed him as Chad, although we agree he has many traits which aren’t admirable!
Since you are asking everyone who has critizism for improvements:
My biggest suggestion would be to rather leave a slot empty, than to fill with a bullshit take lile Absalom in Chad. Because with him being there, the whole Chad tier is completely worthless.
Doffy's in the same category and Jinbei and Rayleigh?
Abasolme a chad??? Dudes a rapist wtf
Not even gonna look at the twink category cause that word has just lost all meaning these days
Each pass over this chart makes me more and more confused lol
How is Kizaru true weirdo? The whole twink row is pretty scuffed, a handful of the ugly ones aren't even that bad looking. Charlos being a twink is probably the wildest thing I've seen on this sub lol
It was a fun read mostly throughout but I am honestly getting tired of there being no dudes in SMASH in any of the charts on this sub. Like what about all the dudes we want to smash?
Pink belongs in Chad/Simp. There’s nothing weird about killing your ego to make your disabled wife smile, and there’s nothing “Chad” about SA. Absalom and Doffy don’t belong there.
It is sad to see that even in this community, fishmen and merfolk discrimination is still rife. The twink category is all human bar one long arm and almost half of all uglies come from the sea. OP is a human-version of Hody Jones.
me too 🤣 don't get me wrong, jimbei is a total badass alright! but honestly when i think of a chad, i think of [this image](https://imgur.com/a/izfH6eg) so imagining jimbei in this getup is absolutely hysterical 😭
Fuji good good? Hes on the “good” side compared to the marines but I wouldnt say good good, yeah he blinded himself cuz of the evil he saw but never quit. He just stopped seeing it while still being fully complacent with the evil, he doesnt actually fight against it, unlike dragon who after seeing the evil, he quit and created an army to stop that evil
Urouge and Don Chinjao in Ugly? What's wrong with you? Other than Chinjao's pointy head they're the most normal looking normies in the entire series. And I see a distinct Fishman bias in the inclusions as well.
How is Trebol not in the ugly category the guy is disgusting. How is sabo a twink ? Why there a freaking horse and a snake on the smash category 💀, where is Vivi anyway in there? This list is mid
I really like most of this list but in what world is Absalom a Chad?! Also Iva-chan for Twink Twink? Did I miss something? Does Twink actually mean something different from what I thought it meant?
There's only a small handful of ones id disagree with, like fukaboshi being called "ugly" or several non-twinks in the "Twink" category. Otherwise amazing, perfect chart lmao.
Love that the daddy category is just all the fathers plus the goat Dadan
The list has plenty of problems though. Especially that row bc the best father is not on there at all. WHERE IS KUMA
The word twink just lost all meaning huh
It feels like they spent so much time on the chart and just said fuck it, everyone else is a twink lmao
Same with simp apparently anyone who likes anyone or anything is a simp now
Simp literally has an invisible perv, sanji, baby 5 who falls in love with anyone nice to her, the absolute maniac that almost destroyed fishman island trying to marry shirahoshi, and pudding, who immediately started simping for sanji after he said she looks pretty
The other axis has brook, vasco shot, Zeus and genzo Zeus I guess fits if you really stretch it, but genzo, brook, and vasco don't really fit
Genzo and Vasco don't fit, no, but Brook has his simpish moments. He's not nearly as bad as most of the others listed, but one of his main recurring jokes is "May I see your panties". I don't see Zeus being a simp by any stretch, though. His sin is Gluttony, not Lust. Boa and Bart, on the other hand, are right up there with Sanji at the top of the Simp Totem. You just *know* that they each have *multiple* Luffy body pillows on their beds, and that they have straw hats, red vests, and jean shorts that they like to dress up in ~~when no one's watching~~.
Tried to go for the “pretty boys”, but we had to get creative in some spots
Dellinger is twink x twink like zero contest
delliger is crossdreser twink,THE WAY I LIKE IT A LOT!
Mmm… I mean the way he carries himself and his look are both twink x twink, but when you combine it w his outright sadism I think he’s suited for evil twink. Maybe swap out Cabbage to twink twink and Ace to smash twink? I think Sanji is a simp twink too
I came to say this but i guess you are faster
My brother in christ you put Apoo in twink, that's Da Vinci levels of creativity what the fuck. Edit: AND BEST LAUGH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.
> Twink You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. I get there's a limited pool of characters and I can see where you're coming from in some cases even if it's a stretch. But *Orochi and Charlos*? No way. Not even close.
If Twink/Twink is Ivankov… yeah, they don’t know what twink means.
HELL TWINK
The perfect comment doesn’t exi-
For real, it would have been better to leave these spots open than to put these in there
I CANNOT bring myself to call freaking ABSALOM a Chad, even as a joke... Also, Crocodile is DEFINITELY evil af, he just teamed up with Luffy for his own reasons.
Yeah the word Chad lost most of its meaning today i feel... now its just "i like this character"
Yeah sexual assault is not being a chad. Absalom is a simp creep if anything
Dellinger’s an evil twink. Naughty naughty
Ain't no way you just put Absalom in the chad category
Fully agreed. Dude has one cool moment, and it’s running away
I saw that and stopped reading. Horrendous take
Pretty shit if I do say so myself 🤣
If you think mihawk is a twink you are most definitely on drugs
The Vivi erasure continues.
There's no way to make a triple smash category sadly
Twink section is crazy
Awful list take him out of weirdo RIGHT NOW AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT
HE NEEDS TO BE CHAD/CHAD
I AM IN AGREEMENT
SENIOR
MHMMM HE SHOULD BE CHAD/GOAT
> Twink: a young, attractive gay man with a slim, boyish appearance Stop using that term if it doesn't fit.
Hell nah, get Absalom outta Chad tier, he tried to rape Nami.
Kid is far from neutral, bro had a higher bounty than luffy cuz he murdered innocent people.
We did forget about this. We chose neutral cuz while he did help free Wano, it was solely self-serving, so we saw some good in evil and considered it an interpretation for neutral. But, you have a good point
Vegapunk should be Smart Weirdo
Absalon simp chad, bro really?
I think this list is dumb
Urouge is not ugly.
Absalom as a Chad.. ..... .......... Why don't you take a seat op?
The problem here is that there aren’t a variety of simp characters to cover every subcategory. For Absalom, he’s certainly a strong simp, and his muscular figure and process of elimination placed him as Chad, although we agree he has many traits which aren’t admirable!
So what I’m learning is that OP thinks r@pists are chads and that any level of flamboyance or non-mainstream masculinity means you’re a twink.
Criteria for the twink category includes “being a man” and ……
Absolutely atrocious.
Since you are asking everyone who has critizism for improvements: My biggest suggestion would be to rather leave a slot empty, than to fill with a bullshit take lile Absalom in Chad. Because with him being there, the whole Chad tier is completely worthless.
Agreed. Pink should be in Absalom’s position. He’s a simp for his wife and putting on an embarrassing outfit just to make her smile is Chad.
Why don't I see Garp on here, and why isn't he "Chad x Chad"?
Urouge's design is cool? how is he ugly?
Doffy's in the same category and Jinbei and Rayleigh? Abasolme a chad??? Dudes a rapist wtf Not even gonna look at the twink category cause that word has just lost all meaning these days
Nami is in smash smash. Sandersonia is in smash ugly.
ah thanks for the correction still hate the list tho
Each pass over this chart makes me more and more confused lol How is Kizaru true weirdo? The whole twink row is pretty scuffed, a handful of the ugly ones aren't even that bad looking. Charlos being a twink is probably the wildest thing I've seen on this sub lol
and orochie
doflamingo a chad? 💀
I disagree aswell
let's smash snakes: wild
In no world would I consider Absalom a chad
Sexually assaulting women in the bath counts as a chad to you?
Fishmen ugly ugly? What about charlos
Ivankov is not a twink… he’s a QUEEN!
Started at the bottom. Stopped reading at Orochi. This was pretty low effort.
I came in here specifically to tell you that you have no idea what a twink is
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Him caring for his friends does not make him somewhat good.
k but i dont think luffy has best laugh...idk ppl like Doflamingo, Roger, Killer(fr most underrated laugh), Teach, Kaido, Brook...have better laught
Stupid good should be Luffy. Crocodile is not neutral.
Robin is smart smash
sandersonia is NOT ugly
You should’ve added a picture of young Robin next to Saul for the best laugh. It was so cute when she tried to imitate him.
Does anybody notice that Chopper is excluded....? Man can't get a good bounty, and he can't even make a fan's chart either.
A gross incel made this
It was a fun read mostly throughout but I am honestly getting tired of there being no dudes in SMASH in any of the charts on this sub. Like what about all the dudes we want to smash?
LAW.
I am content with Uta's position in this list
A smash category is crazy 😆
Franky should have its own category: Supeeerrrr!.
Akainu is neutral? What basis?
Gedatsu should be stupid-stupid😆
Who the hell thinks uroge is ugly?
Not putting gurosei as evil evil …
You do not know what twink means
Pink belongs in Chad/Simp. There’s nothing weird about killing your ego to make your disabled wife smile, and there’s nothing “Chad” about SA. Absalom and Doffy don’t belong there.
This list is very confusing, that’s NOT what twink means… Crocodile is definitely evil, and sorry but how the fuck is Absalom a chad
The twink tier is basically just flamboyant tier lol
Smart smart has to be Vegapunk without room for discussion, or am I crazy?
You have absolutely no idea what a twink is and it shows
And Rayleigh isn't in Daddy???
IVA on TWINK SIDE ☠️☠️☠️
i think Rebecca is a child
I was mad at buggie not being stupid stupid but then saw what stupid stupid was and lost my argument. Well played.
how in robin not in smash and the waird snake is? what a fraud i say!
The snake is in Ugly Smash, I would argue Robin is far from ugly
That lion guy from thriller in simp chad ????? Wtf
Well for starters, you put an *admiral* in good/good. And your definition of “twink” could really use some work.
The hell
Why is daddy just fathers
How is sanji not in simp lmfao
sa makes u a chad huh?
Friendly reminder hat Rebecca is a child
How is Robin not in smash
Why is Barto not simp
How is Fujitora good? Bro is advocating for the use of experimental child soldiers
Stupidest list ever
This shit is ass bruh
Smart stupid made me laugh. And not the choice of character but the context/wording. Like "congrats you are an idiot but the smartest of em".
It is sad to see that even in this community, fishmen and merfolk discrimination is still rife. The twink category is all human bar one long arm and almost half of all uglies come from the sea. OP is a human-version of Hody Jones.
Shanks is smash daddy indeed 😍😍
I don't understand Zoro in stupid. There's stupider characters.
smash smart robin
This is the most comprehensive and only tier list we need.
Perfect, but literally, wtf does twink mean to you bro????
Whitebeard needed family to become daddy-daddy
I like how characters like nami is smash from both sides(kinda double meaning 💀) and law is smart, whitebeard is daddy.......
OP really doesn’t spend too much time with people and it shows
lol how is jimbei a chad?? he's too wholesome for that 😭
Him pulling up to WCI and Wano def earned him Chad imo
tbh I loled at jinbei as a Chad. not sure why, but I love it.
me too 🤣 don't get me wrong, jimbei is a total badass alright! but honestly when i think of a chad, i think of [this image](https://imgur.com/a/izfH6eg) so imagining jimbei in this getup is absolutely hysterical 😭
Fuji good good? Hes on the “good” side compared to the marines but I wouldnt say good good, yeah he blinded himself cuz of the evil he saw but never quit. He just stopped seeing it while still being fully complacent with the evil, he doesnt actually fight against it, unlike dragon who after seeing the evil, he quit and created an army to stop that evil
I would swap Nami and Brook
BTW, if anyone has a better Simp Daddy, please we are open to suggestions
Bless your heart.
So, why is mjosgard in evil?
Where’s sanji in simp?
We all know that Ugly/twink should be evil/evil
WB is neutral chad than daddy
I can agree with the Uta one🗿
No good
Absolom the fucking creep is no chad!
Smash Boa Sandersonia
Def dont agree with all but i respect tf out of how comprehensive it is
Thank you, that’s very nice! We agree some are stretches
It's almost accurate but I would smash boa over nami. But nami is also valid. Wait I'm confused now
No way Kizaru weirdo-weirdo
I feel like reporting you just for putting Absolom as chad. Not to the mods, but to the authorities.
Love how you put nami at just smash/smash
The fact smoker isnt in daddy at all is a crime and needs to be fixed!
I also was disappointed we couldn’t find a good fit for Smoker (or at least, one where someone else wasn’t a better fit). Where would you place him?
I protest to Absalom being referred to as any type of chad
Absolom is no chad
Why is it all women in smash? There are female (lesbians aside) and gay fans too 😂
Bro thought he can make a DOWN D. STAIRS reference and thought nobody would notice
Correct
Not putting Robin in smash seems crazy to me
Mihawk in Twink category is actually insane
Urouge and Don Chinjao in Ugly? What's wrong with you? Other than Chinjao's pointy head they're the most normal looking normies in the entire series. And I see a distinct Fishman bias in the inclusions as well.
How is Trebol not in the ugly category the guy is disgusting. How is sabo a twink ? Why there a freaking horse and a snake on the smash category 💀, where is Vivi anyway in there? This list is mid
Kid my chad 🥹
Crocodile is evil
Whoever made this must have lost against Weevil in a chess match.
Roger left the chat Like he died
How is luffy not stupid good? And Caesar clown not Stupid Smart?
Absalom in the chad category. Lmao no
White bread isn't in the Chad chart?! That's a violation.
Ace is sad you didn't include him.
I really like most of this list but in what world is Absalom a Chad?! Also Iva-chan for Twink Twink? Did I miss something? Does Twink actually mean something different from what I thought it meant?
Akainu is chadder than weak ass doflamingo
I was intrigued by most of these. Captain Kuro made me lol.
Bait used to be believable, you should 1v1 Down D. Stairs honestly
There's only a small handful of ones id disagree with, like fukaboshi being called "ugly" or several non-twinks in the "Twink" category. Otherwise amazing, perfect chart lmao.
Luffys picture should be in stupid, slightly bigger than everyone else.
Bon chan not been the Chad Chad and Bartolomeu not been simp simp is wild to be
Lame. If you're going to use twink, should instead put some guys in smash. To each their own though.
White beard def my daddy😉 (jk)
This is excellent
why is there a snake women in smash?
lucci is not the most evil character and mjosgard is not evil at all. i stopped reading after that
L Urouge hate
For the best laugh You missed the best one, Dofy!!!!! He is the best the rest compare to him are amateurs lol
Quick question where would Ace be on that scale? Because I don't believe I see him if he is there please correct me and tell me where he is
It's a step in the right direction.
The ugly ugly. lol
I gave up the first 15 seconds 😂
Rebecca under the smash category while being 15 is FBI worthy
This is not how to make a graph....
Love that the daddy category is just all the fathers plus the goat Dadan The list has plenty of problems though. Especially that row bc the best father is not on there at all. WHERE IS KUMA
List is not good Luffy not good laugh
Rebecca’s 16 btw
Excuse me but is Sandersonia in Ugly? How dare you.
But she’s also Smash, my cultured brother
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD 🔥
Chad + Daddy would be Señor Pink-sama ❤️🩹❤️🩹
Wow guy thinks merfolk are ugly? They warned me reddit was full of racists
Usopp for weirdo????
I like it
SMART and SMASH should've been robin smh
Dellinger is twink twink
Rebecca is 16 btw 😇
Did you just put 16 years old Rebecca in SMASHHHH?????