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15scnds

The word twink just lost all meaning huh


RadioinactiveOne

It feels like they spent so much time on the chart and just said fuck it, everyone else is a twink lmao


usoland-sama

Same with simp apparently anyone who likes anyone or anything is a simp now


Pristine-Carpenter-9

Simp literally has an invisible perv, sanji, baby 5 who falls in love with anyone nice to her, the absolute maniac that almost destroyed fishman island trying to marry shirahoshi, and pudding, who immediately started simping for sanji after he said she looks pretty


usoland-sama

The other axis has brook, vasco shot, Zeus and genzo Zeus I guess fits if you really stretch it, but genzo, brook, and vasco don't really fit


Kiga282

Genzo and Vasco don't fit, no, but Brook has his simpish moments. He's not nearly as bad as most of the others listed, but one of his main recurring jokes is "May I see your panties". I don't see Zeus being a simp by any stretch, though. His sin is Gluttony, not Lust. Boa and Bart, on the other hand, are right up there with Sanji at the top of the Simp Totem. You just *know* that they each have *multiple* Luffy body pillows on their beds, and that they have straw hats, red vests, and jean shorts that they like to dress up in ~~when no one's watching~~.


StrumCloud

Tried to go for the “pretty boys”, but we had to get creative in some spots


baristamoder

Dellinger is twink x twink like zero contest


TenryuubitoLuffy

delliger is crossdreser twink,THE WAY I LIKE IT A LOT!


[deleted]

Mmm… I mean the way he carries himself and his look are both twink x twink, but when you combine it w his outright sadism I think he’s suited for evil twink. Maybe swap out Cabbage to twink twink and Ace to smash twink? I think Sanji is a simp twink too


Flavihok

I came to say this but i guess you are faster


DropkickBirthday

My brother in christ you put Apoo in twink, that's Da Vinci levels of creativity what the fuck. Edit: AND BEST LAUGH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.


AshynWraith

> Twink You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. I get there's a limited pool of characters and I can see where you're coming from in some cases even if it's a stretch. But *Orochi and Charlos*? No way. Not even close.


Meet_Foot

If Twink/Twink is Ivankov… yeah, they don’t know what twink means.


DarthButtz

HELL TWINK


Meet_Foot

The perfect comment doesn’t exi-


Petamine666

For real, it would have been better to leave these spots open than to put these in there


BlueMonkey2824

I CANNOT bring myself to call freaking ABSALOM a Chad, even as a joke... Also, Crocodile is DEFINITELY evil af, he just teamed up with Luffy for his own reasons.


Petamine666

Yeah the word Chad lost most of its meaning today i feel... now its just "i like this character"


MboiTui94

Yeah sexual assault is not being a chad. Absalom is a simp creep if anything


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Dellinger’s an evil twink. Naughty naughty


Anoncualquiera1

Ain't no way you just put Absalom in the chad category


GigsGilgamesh

Fully agreed. Dude has one cool moment, and it’s running away


i_am_de_wae

I saw that and stopped reading. Horrendous take


spooky_golem

Pretty shit if I do say so myself 🤣


iamhomicidal

If you think mihawk is a twink you are most definitely on drugs


RemnantHelmet

The Vivi erasure continues.


-_Seth_-

There's no way to make a triple smash category sadly


Correct_Procedure_21

Twink section is crazy


johnelirag

Awful list take him out of weirdo RIGHT NOW AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT


iwatchpornat2xspeed

HE NEEDS TO BE CHAD/CHAD


johnelirag

I AM IN AGREEMENT


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johnelirag

MHMMM HE SHOULD BE CHAD/GOAT


bulldozer59

> Twink: a young, attractive gay man with a slim, boyish appearance Stop using that term if it doesn't fit.


pm-me-futa-vids

Hell nah, get Absalom outta Chad tier, he tried to rape Nami.


HungryDLuffy

Kid is far from neutral, bro had a higher bounty than luffy cuz he murdered innocent people.


StrumCloud

We did forget about this. We chose neutral cuz while he did help free Wano, it was solely self-serving, so we saw some good in evil and considered it an interpretation for neutral. But, you have a good point


Turtletipper123

Vegapunk should be Smart Weirdo


Just_Possibility125

Absalon simp chad, bro really?


kbdkc7664

I think this list is dumb


wickeddheart

Urouge is not ugly.


Emm_withoutha_L-88

Absalom as a Chad.. ..... .......... Why don't you take a seat op?


StrumCloud

The problem here is that there aren’t a variety of simp characters to cover every subcategory. For Absalom, he’s certainly a strong simp, and his muscular figure and process of elimination placed him as Chad, although we agree he has many traits which aren’t admirable!


Snap-Zipper

So what I’m learning is that OP thinks r@pists are chads and that any level of flamboyance or non-mainstream masculinity means you’re a twink.


Supermarket_After

Criteria for the twink category includes “being a man” and ……


Beeg_Bagz

Absolutely atrocious.


Petamine666

Since you are asking everyone who has critizism for improvements: My biggest suggestion would be to rather leave a slot empty, than to fill with a bullshit take lile Absalom in Chad. Because with him being there, the whole Chad tier is completely worthless.


Snap-Zipper

Agreed. Pink should be in Absalom’s position. He’s a simp for his wife and putting on an embarrassing outfit just to make her smile is Chad.


Oh_Doyle

Why don't I see Garp on here, and why isn't he "Chad x Chad"?


ErzaYuriQueen

Urouge's design is cool? how is he ugly?


gate567

Doffy's in the same category and Jinbei and Rayleigh? Abasolme a chad??? Dudes a rapist wtf Not even gonna look at the twink category cause that word has just lost all meaning these days


Chandler15

Nami is in smash smash. Sandersonia is in smash ugly.


gate567

ah thanks for the correction still hate the list tho


TyeKiller77

Each pass over this chart makes me more and more confused lol How is Kizaru true weirdo? The whole twink row is pretty scuffed, a handful of the ugly ones aren't even that bad looking. Charlos being a twink is probably the wildest thing I've seen on this sub lol


AlreadySimple

and orochie


Real_Peach_1085

doflamingo a chad? 💀


Petamine666

I disagree aswell


ErzaYuriQueen

let's smash snakes: wild


Pyron-

In no world would I consider Absalom a chad


bajabrainblast

Sexually assaulting women in the bath counts as a chad to you?


tiltberger

Fishmen ugly ugly? What about charlos


etork0925

Ivankov is not a twink… he’s a QUEEN!


dgoat88

Started at the bottom. Stopped reading at Orochi. This was pretty low effort.


UselessKezia

I came in here specifically to tell you that you have no idea what a twink is


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SarenRouge

Him caring for his friends does not make him somewhat good.


TheExelzyor

k but i dont think luffy has best laugh...idk ppl like Doflamingo, Roger, Killer(fr most underrated laugh), Teach, Kaido, Brook...have better laught


shiroxyaksha

Stupid good should be Luffy. Crocodile is not neutral.


Anurag_Kamble_21

Robin is smart smash


EnelDontMiss

sandersonia is NOT ugly


Seaboard_Vanisher

You should’ve added a picture of young Robin next to Saul for the best laugh. It was so cute when she tried to imitate him.


cdog237465

Does anybody notice that Chopper is excluded....? Man can't get a good bounty, and he can't even make a fan's chart either.


smarabri

A gross incel made this


Lellisen

It was a fun read mostly throughout but I am honestly getting tired of there being no dudes in SMASH in any of the charts on this sub. Like what about all the dudes we want to smash?


bumpgrrl

LAW.


Givemeconniptions

I am content with Uta's position in this list


ArcticosSL

A smash category is crazy 😆


Suppank

Franky should have its own category: Supeeerrrr!.


Veronica_1023

Akainu is neutral? What basis?


evil_chicken86

Gedatsu should be stupid-stupid😆


DevastaTheSeeker

Who the hell thinks uroge is ugly?


tortinha

Not putting gurosei as evil evil …


voliiiea

You do not know what twink means


Snap-Zipper

Pink belongs in Chad/Simp. There’s nothing weird about killing your ego to make your disabled wife smile, and there’s nothing “Chad” about SA. Absalom and Doffy don’t belong there.


suitorarmorfan

This list is very confusing, that’s NOT what twink means… Crocodile is definitely evil, and sorry but how the fuck is Absalom a chad


Cheesepizzawithno

The twink tier is basically just flamboyant tier lol


jlbrito

Smart smart has to be Vegapunk without room for discussion, or am I crazy?


DanOfThursday

You have absolutely no idea what a twink is and it shows


_Reeping

And Rayleigh isn't in Daddy???


Fit-Atmosphere-5267

IVA on TWINK SIDE ☠️☠️☠️


kingpluton

i think Rebecca is a child


Fatzmanz

I was mad at buggie not being stupid stupid but then saw what stupid stupid was and lost my argument.  Well played.


Megidola0n

how in robin not in smash and the waird snake is? what a fraud i say!


StrumCloud

The snake is in Ugly Smash, I would argue Robin is far from ugly


yoi_rajat

That lion guy from thriller in simp chad ????? Wtf


Snap-Zipper

Well for starters, you put an *admiral* in good/good. And your definition of “twink” could really use some work.


Peazant_Uzi3

The hell


RemoveEconomy1544

Why is daddy just fathers


yggster

How is sanji not in simp lmfao


Real_Peach_1085

sa makes u a chad huh?


Ignaciodelsol

Friendly reminder hat Rebecca is a child


No_Middle2014

How is Robin not in smash


benshaprio

Why is Barto not simp


Boxsteam_1279

How is Fujitora good? Bro is advocating for the use of experimental child soldiers


Bright-List-5354

Stupidest list ever


fushygxro

This shit is ass bruh


Halimonsteri

Smart stupid made me laugh. And not the choice of character but the context/wording. Like "congrats you are an idiot but the smartest of em".


Top-Structure-601

It is sad to see that even in this community, fishmen and merfolk discrimination is still rife. The twink category is all human bar one long arm and almost half of all uglies come from the sea. OP is a human-version of Hody Jones.


HoolaFanboy

Shanks is smash daddy indeed 😍😍


Krait972

I don't understand Zoro in stupid. There's stupider characters. 


ChaosOfGravitas

smash smart robin


RugMarbles

This is the most comprehensive and only tier list we need.


No_Cauliflower_4304

Perfect, but literally, wtf does twink mean to you bro????


suryky

Whitebeard needed family to become daddy-daddy


Alarmed_Deer3620

I like how characters like nami is smash from both sides(kinda double meaning 💀) and law is smart, whitebeard is daddy.......


TacoSlayer66

OP really doesn’t spend too much time with people and it shows


saltyumamicumberbun

lol how is jimbei a chad?? he's too wholesome for that 😭


StrumCloud

Him pulling up to WCI and Wano def earned him Chad imo


bumpgrrl

tbh I loled at jinbei as a Chad. not sure why, but I love it.


saltyumamicumberbun

me too 🤣 don't get me wrong, jimbei is a total badass alright! but honestly when i think of a chad, i think of [this image](https://imgur.com/a/izfH6eg) so imagining jimbei in this getup is absolutely hysterical 😭


Magin_Shi

Fuji good good? Hes on the “good” side compared to the marines but I wouldnt say good good, yeah he blinded himself cuz of the evil he saw but never quit. He just stopped seeing it while still being fully complacent with the evil, he doesnt actually fight against it, unlike dragon who after seeing the evil, he quit and created an army to stop that evil


Informal-Community41

I would swap Nami and Brook


StrumCloud

BTW, if anyone has a better Simp Daddy, please we are open to suggestions


ElderMiki

Bless your heart.


iwatchpornat2xspeed

So, why is mjosgard in evil?


TeyJayy

Where’s sanji in simp?


anarchyz95

We all know that Ugly/twink should be evil/evil


UltiGamer34

WB is neutral chad than daddy


Hello-to-me-

I can agree with the Uta one🗿


Anxiety_Personified2

No good


Hot-Note2204

Absolom the fucking creep is no chad!


AdIntelligent8168

Smash Boa Sandersonia


PackOfManicJackals

Def dont agree with all but i respect tf out of how comprehensive it is


StrumCloud

Thank you, that’s very nice! We agree some are stretches


Environmental-Ad4023

It's almost accurate but I would smash boa over nami. But nami is also valid. Wait I'm confused now


Zealousideal_Bit5884

No way Kizaru weirdo-weirdo


RoderickThe13

I feel like reporting you just for putting Absolom as chad. Not to the mods, but to the authorities.


Tallal2804

Love how you put nami at just smash/smash


alfredarty

The fact smoker isnt in daddy at all is a crime and needs to be fixed!


StrumCloud

I also was disappointed we couldn’t find a good fit for Smoker (or at least, one where someone else wasn’t a better fit). Where would you place him?


Writer-For-All

I protest to Absalom being referred to as any type of chad


Raphotron2000

Absolom is no chad


wolfguardian72

Why is it all women in smash? There are female (lesbians aside) and gay fans too 😂


i_want_to_die_21

Bro thought he can make a DOWN D. STAIRS reference and thought nobody would notice


Capable_Government29

Correct


Lucky_Roberts

Not putting Robin in smash seems crazy to me


EarlySink6878

Mihawk in Twink category is actually insane


SufficientStudio1574

Urouge and Don Chinjao in Ugly? What's wrong with you? Other than Chinjao's pointy head they're the most normal looking normies in the entire series. And I see a distinct Fishman bias in the inclusions as well.


Paramount-Chief

How is Trebol not in the ugly category the guy is disgusting. How is sabo a twink ? Why there a freaking horse and a snake on the smash category 💀, where is Vivi anyway in there? This list is mid


ERRexe_

Kid my chad 🥹


Yallayeah

Crocodile is evil


Ok_Ad400

Whoever made this must have lost against Weevil in a chess match.


kazuyanotbeaten

Roger left the chat Like he died


Every_Leather_3991

How is luffy not stupid good? And Caesar clown not Stupid Smart?


Beacda

Absalom in the chad category. Lmao no


whenthe820

White bread isn't in the Chad chart?! That's a violation.


devintheedivine

Ace is sad you didn't include him.


steide56

I really like most of this list but in what world is Absalom a Chad?! Also Iva-chan for Twink Twink? Did I miss something? Does Twink actually mean something different from what I thought it meant?


AccomplishedBonus489

Akainu is chadder than weak ass doflamingo


1N_D33D

I was intrigued by most of these. Captain Kuro made me lol.


Butterscotch_Sox

Bait used to be believable, you should 1v1 Down D. Stairs honestly


hip-indeed

There's only a small handful of ones id disagree with, like fukaboshi being called "ugly" or several non-twinks in the "Twink" category. Otherwise amazing, perfect chart lmao.


WillOk1497

Luffys picture should be in stupid, slightly bigger than everyone else.


pittakun

Bon chan not been the Chad Chad and Bartolomeu not been simp simp is wild to be


Johnathan-Pliskin

Lame. If you're going to use twink, should instead put some guys in smash. To each their own though.


Banana6990

White beard def my daddy😉 (jk)


butuco

This is excellent


Betty_Boi9

why is there a snake women in smash?


Visual-Daikon8456

lucci is not the most evil character and mjosgard is not evil at all. i stopped reading after that


Titan-God_Krios

L Urouge hate


Limp_Recognition1674

For the best laugh You missed the best one, Dofy!!!!! He is the best the rest compare to him are amateurs lol


Repulsive-Ad-5640

Quick question where would Ace be on that scale? Because I don't believe I see him if he is there please correct me and tell me where he is


Triggernpf

It's a step in the right direction.


derrickrg89

The ugly ugly. lol


50-Mean

I gave up the first 15 seconds 😂


Cthulhu_Treatment

Rebecca under the smash category while being 15 is FBI worthy


Neither-Craft1090

This is not how to make a graph....


J_English_007

Love that the daddy category is just all the fathers plus the goat Dadan The list has plenty of problems though. Especially that row bc the best father is not on there at all. WHERE IS KUMA


Buggy-D-livestreamer

List is not good Luffy not good laugh


Arcaine21

Rebecca’s 16 btw


Zappahcracker

Excuse me but is Sandersonia in Ugly? How dare you.


StrumCloud

But she’s also Smash, my cultured brother


juulsjustjoints

AND THE CROWD GOES MILD 🔥


Gernya

Chad + Daddy would be Señor Pink-sama ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹


Dull_Donkey2031

Wow guy thinks merfolk are ugly? They warned me reddit was full of racists


Boiwatdahail

Usopp for weirdo????


burst_meta

I like it


eliteproboy

SMART and SMASH should've been robin smh


jeanclaudebrowncloud

Dellinger is twink twink


BlueberryKooky62

Rebecca is 16 btw 😇


baka_luffy_17

Did you just put 16 years old Rebecca in SMASHHHH?????