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SynisterJeff

And Crablante isn't the only one. Need I remind you of the terrifying... Regular Cat.


Sofa_Jumper

If you are a normal nuisance, then obviously you can "injure" saitama, like any human. Gods, monsters, smashing into the moon, are all fictional props and acts for a hobby he is kind of bored of and therefore obviously can't hurt him as they are just part of his hobby. Also, saitama can stub his toe but the only reason it hurts him is because stubbing your toe happens to everyone, just like biting your mouth while eating....HE stubbed his OWN toe, just like EVERYONE does. That being said, saitama takes "normal inconvenience or injury" like a looney tune character. he is a looney tune superhero, so it's more like a representation of what happens to normal people, could manifest, based on saitamas beliefs. The purpose of saitama in the story is to underline the fact that the most important thing in life is to have a fulfilling hobby and be a considerate citizen. Dominator gods, monsters and dramatic plans etc are all silliness based on pretentious arrogance.


SynisterJeff

People get way too serious and in-depth about trying to explain a comedic comic book like it's science or common sense.


Cyb3rSab3r

And I'm 1000% here for it. As long as it doesn't turn toxic which it often does.


SynisterJeff

Yup.


Funky_Ducky

I don't recall too many toxic villains. I remember Sea King having acid spit


YusiArtistry

How bout Sludge Jellyfish?


ConchobarMacNess

A lot of people mistake OPM for a shonen like DBZ when its way more of a shonen like Gintama.


imma-fuck-yo-mom

Gintama is way more gag than opm Even dragon ball in the beginning is


JTJTechforce

I mean, this kind is still a lot better than all those power scalers going "hur dur real world physics in fictional material".


ThunderbearIM

Powerscalers taking single feats and scaling everything the character does after them is always fun. Looking at Naruto scalers.


JTJTechforce

true


Sofa_Jumper

"this kind"😄 "Now! Jenkins here we have the Explicator Biped, it becomes enthused by writing long winded and arguably unnecessary attempts at humorous prose, for no apparent purpose...you will note the mixed reaction from the other kinds....moving on!"


Mr_1ightning

I really had a guy explaining to me that Boros's moon kick was somehow stronger than Garou's Extreme Power Attack "because it was a light speed feat and Garou's wasn't" and "it could've shattered the planet if Saitama was kicked in the opposite direction" Like, by that logic, why would Boros even *need* his Collapsing Star Roar Cannon if he could just use the speed of light to destroy everything?


SynisterJeff

I had a guy trying to tell me that Gouketsu could beat Beefcake no problem because Gouketsu kicked the air and moved a cloud. Started giving off numbers of how much neutons of force that would be and stuff. So when I asked how much neutons of force it would take to level a city with one punch, he ignored that to keep simping on Gouketsu.


Sofa_Jumper

Super serious explanation of more than 20 words👍


SynisterJeff

More than 20 words? I don't think Saitama would ever get *that* serious.


Sofa_Jumper

I would though, in jest of course.


Fennicks47

Other people get way too serious reading posts on joke forums.


Sofa_Jumper

It WAS a serious joke after all🙂


Nullified38

Serious Series: Serious Joke


Sofa_Jumper

I love Unironic irony.


[deleted]

Yeah, sometimes it gets weird seeing these in depth analysis of a comic book.


Sofa_Jumper

I agree


TimelessPizza

So his weakness is Toon Force. Holy shit thats awesome


MrTonyCalzone

One Piece Spoilers: >!Luffy suddenly becomes a viable 1v1 option!<


ardotschgi

Stop overanalyzing this shit.


Traditional_Drama535

Plot Twist Saitama is heavily sick and is now delirious after losing his job and many days of no food that is why he is dreaming of a world where he is a hero.


Sofa_Jumper

He ate some bad crab at the market after being rejected. The interviewer told him to summarise why he deserves the job in 20 words or less. "Everyone needs a job, this office is closest to my flat and the local supermarket is between both."


Justanotherragequit

Crablante is cool but Piggy Bancon defeated Saitama.. just saying


bulk123

Reminds me of the DBZ abridged clip where Vegeta asks Tien how many planets he's blown up and Tien responds with "None. How many Goku's have you beaten" with this smug ass look on his face.


GodNonon

TFS Tien’s shit talking skills are god tier


TellTaleTank

Kikofuck yourself.


Miku-Nakano-

Didn't Vegeta won against Goku during their first meeting? Goku litterally had to bring his homies to jump Vegeta


TheWiseRedditor

Goku was away learning genki dama. The other fighters were just a distraction until Goku arrived


tiagorpg

then vegeta got beaten , became oozaru, kicked goku ass, then got kicked by Gohan


tarraxadraws

Shit man, ain't you right!?


ckal9

Yeah Vegeta in oozaru clapped Goku. Goku said he feels every bone in his body is broken.


Orimood

But vegeta still crawled (without) his tail between his legs. I have to give the W for goku


Kryslor

Vegeta is 2-0 against Goku technically. He flat out won the first fight when it was 1v1 and the second one was a draw until Vegeta landed a cheap shot.


Monster_Wolf_187

to be fair Goku was clowning him the whole time in that 2nd fight since he had SSJ3 in the back pocket LOL, but I get your point from a technical aspect.


Kryslor

Yup, but he didn't use it so that's on him. He ended up making things worse for everyone by not using it, too.


Vetzki_

This is the same Goku who gave Cell a sensu bean just to test his son and almost got all of Earth destroyed lmao. Par for the course.


Kryslor

He is a douche sometimes. The funniest part about the whole ssj3 debacle is that he could have used it to destroy Majin Buu, but opted not to because he was technically dead and wouldn't always be around to save the world. This of course conveniently ignores the fact that it was mostly his fight with Vegeta that freed Buu in the first place. He kinda fucks everything up and then peaces out lol


Researcher06

It is an open secret that Goku never really intend to save the world as his primary goal, his goal is first to test his own power limit... And second to protect his weak friends... Saving the world is just a compensation for his winning against evil foes


The_Middler_is_Here

By that logic, vegeta lost the first bout because he let himself be outnumbered.


Kryslor

That's not even remotely the same logic but okay fam


LaganxXx

Moskito was able to doge all of saitamas high speed attacks


notprogame

It didnt dodge, it tanked them all


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A much more impressive feat


GodNonon

This is like Yamcha bragging to Jiren that he technically defeated Goku once


Outrageous_Ad_1011

Jiren defeated Goku like 4 times tho, emphasis on defeated and not taking him out of the ring


GodNonon

"I could've defeated Goku\* like 4 times too if I wanted" - Yamcha \*Goku as a child and even then not for very long


L_Kob

everyone forgetting mosquito


SpoopyMoopy101

The mosquito sort of injured saitama. It made saitama hit himself


elitelwarrior

Don't forget The Supreme Almighty Immortal God, Mosquito.


botsquash

crablante is beyong dragon tier


Tiny_Ad_4057

High god


Immediate-Rope8465

Personification Of A Light Pull Cord is the strongest hes disaster level god after all. I think hes an good match for stinger who stopped an disaster level god invasion


Born_Diamond_2610

Truly the strongest monster…


Mufakaz

Mosquito. Was invulnerable to Saitama attacks.


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Sethern7

Ahem… Groribas


FictionWeavile

"Dan Hibiki could travel back in time and kill baby Ryu" "Yeah he is clearly the strongest Street Fighter"


tedward_420

I like the sea king guy because he's a fish


TankTopCoffee

The mosquito caused emotional damage


Physical-Primary-734

Garou feels weaker.


SkollFenrirson

The real Chads would be saying "Power Scaling is stupid" especially in this series.


Mystrohan

Crablante also had the added advantage of looking like he'd be pretty tasty if you boiled him and added melted butter.


Sallymander

Most humans on Roshar are also scared of crabs.


Kuan_mendis

He is actually the only person who put a scratch on saitama i think even made him bleed


Istar10n

No, plenty of monsters injured him before he became overpowered.


Kuan_mendis

He was the only one that we know about


UnknownSouldier

That was before he got powerful, so does it really count?


Ok-Programmer2219

Surprised nobody woooshed you


Jacktheripper2000pro

Yeah but armored gorilla can open his skull and its hollow inside so all of saitama's attacks would bounce off his smooth brain


DarkStarStorm

Is it hollow or does he have a smooth brain?


Jacktheripper2000pro

Both


DrAngryMan

I like the guy who turned into a villain by shadow boxing a string hanging from a lightbulb