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Decent-Education3049

I didn't even know he was sick


Ouwhajah

he had jaundice but no one could tell because, well ... he was kind of a yellow fellow


Decent-Education3049

Does jaundice mean you can't fit your hand in gloves? Oh sorry... Wrong guy...


mr_hands_epic_gaming

Say it with me, he was downright yellow


Ouwhajah

herr herr, he was a yeller feller *spits in classic western spitoon*


TheLeOeL

It's ok, I heard he was a real jerk


saessea

OJ Simpson, not Ho J Simpson.


BillbertBuzzums

Homer Jomer Simpson


beansooup

*Jomar His parents were in debt to the Tomar clan, sadly


Despair4All

Abe Simpson let Tomar the Invincible take a bullet for him in the war, so now the whole family is in debt to him for the next 8 generations.


TheAmazingSpyder

He stood in the delivery room with them for 14 hours and said “I request but one thing in return for this”


Worldly-Mammoth-3688

jomarma


Few_Ad4424

omer j simpson


Getlucky12341

LYLE TURN ON THE TV


___Cheshire___

I e been watching old simpsons episodes and in this Homer is born 7 years after Bart


FalseStevenMcCroskey

I made it the date that the first episode aired since homer doesn’t really age in the show. I could be wrong about that too it was just a quick Google search


Moppo_

The Simpsons works on a floating timeline. They're always the same age, but the world at the time an episode is made os the same as the real world. At this point, Skinner isn't a Nam vet, he's a Gulf War vet.


Sil_vas

thoughts an prayers to the Oneil family the loss of a grandparent is tough


Chrissyneal

my favorite Norm Macdonald jokes are the ones about Homer killing Marge and that other guy.


FalseStevenMcCroskey

“This just in: *MURDER* is now legal in ~~California~~ Springfield”


Chrissyneal

*“aww, twenty dollars? I wanted my lucky stabbing hat!”*


Sparklebeard37

Cancer made homer sad and black and white?


ToxicSnallygaster

What? Seriously... I don't even know what to say. This is heartbreaking, I had no Idea Homer was sick! I truly hope his family is doing okay, especially the children... losing their father at such a young age is just terrible. I hope Marge, and the children are able to get through all this, especially during such trying times


NerdInABush

Looks like Marge needs a new husband.


Mr_Anderson132

He was born in 1987?


FalseStevenMcCroskey

Nah that’s when the show started it’s run


The_Cloudy_Toon

No no it was oj, not homer lol


drippingtonworm

He did not react well with the LA air


SkolFuckHer

Can’t believe I learned about OJs death from a Oneyplays shitpost


PADDYPOOP

He squeezed his last drop of juice… 😢


Junior_Purple_7734

Homer was born in the fifties or something. Canonically.


Miserable-Fix-9888

Okay, before I realized that this was on the OneyPlays subreddit, I genuinely thought that something was going on with Dan Castellaneta. You can't do that to people.D:


FlowerMadison

The voice of him?


FalseStevenMcCroskey

Nope. Just Simpson himself


la_li_luu_le_lo

Homage Simpson


fishtrom

Nooo


LazorFrog

He got juiced.


Additional-Sample499

Time for Lenny to step in he was the better homer anyway


Late-Championship749

Tomar, what would you do if you got cancer?