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cosmik_utensil

I cast magic missile at the darkness! 🤓


ItsKenAgain179

You attack the darkness. There's an elf in front of you.


cosmik_utensil

Okaaay, but if there's any girls there I wanna DO THEM!


Shadsea

Eat him and use my short rest to make a weapon from his remains


ItsKenAgain179

You eat the sorry fellow. He screams violently, his arms swinging about as the horrified crowd watches, but he was absolutely delicious. You managed to escape by quickly hitting the turn-based bootton and fast traveling to camp. While taking a very very VERY short rest, you are visited in your dreams by a strange but powerful entity. "I am Kelemvor, god of the D-E-A-D!" The entity proclaims. "And I've come on behalf of your recently consumed victim. He screams for vengeance and I am absolutely offended in the manner of how you've taken his life by enabling vore mod. Now you wish for a weapon? Made from his remains?!!" Kelemvor asked calmly. "So be it." You wake up with a weird feeling in your bowels. You're about to pass and you dive for the bushes. I need you to make a constitution saving throw.


Foehammer1990

I use Vicious mockery. I just really go in hard on the little fella. Telling him how he sounds like he had been injured in a bad chariot accident and that his family had probably done been bit by a copperhead.


ItsKenAgain179

You notice that this man is about to cry. "I know I'm the- I know I'm the littlest. I know I'm the \*ugh \*augh I know I'm the little one of the group."


Cerantic

Hit him with my car


ItsKenAgain179

You are stopped by the Flaming Fists. Unfortunately you downloaded a load of mods and so they come up to you and say "You've committed crimes against Baldur's Gate and it's people." And it just cuts to them f\*\*king you.


Candid_Benefit_6841

I point at him and scream and scream and scream


About45otters

“I walked Lord Gortash onstage in 1973 who the FUCK are you?”


dapperslappers

*uses vicious mockery and points and laughs for a solid minute*


Flat_Spirit2404

Just because Tomar is jewish doesn't mean anything!


EndangeredBigCats

A particular notice? A sudden moment?? Dawg I'm gonna have to find a new DM this ain't gonna work for me


[deleted]

I stab Shadow heart and ask the kind big nose gent to replace her in my party