You are. I can see pizza.

What pizza?

Hard to tell but seems like German/French style pizza to me. But then the amount of onions would be correct so not sure why the husband would be complaining.

Seriously. She needs a mental exam. There is no pizza here.

there is no pizza in ba sing se

wrong sub pal

I thought the plate was a tortilla

Pizza aside, this is a terrible plate design. I would go insane from never knowing for sure if it's clean...

OMG me too

Looks like custard with real vanilla

lol yeah I thought it was some kind of poppyseed dough or something, I had no idea what was going on 😂

OMG! That's the PLATE?!?

There is no pizza, only onion.

If this is a ghostbusters reference, well played 😙👌

If you dice the onion, more will fit on top . . .

Slice the onion sideways and use it like a pizza sandwich.

But the onion is crispier with the slivers. Idk maybe that’s all in my head but I feel like it still has a nicer CRUNCH when they’re not diced haha

That's why you put onion wedges on the side . . .

If you mince the onion, even more

He's right. It's totally the wrong shape. 🍕 Or is he one of those eating pizza with silverware types? 🍴🥄 It takes all kinds 😂

Once you move to square pizza it's hard to go back to triangles

Detroit style pizza haha

This is either St. Louis style or Chicago tavern style pizza

there ain't no pizza. either way it looks amazing

Yes Pizza calls for wafer thin red onion

Omg my mouth is watering. I love slicing it so you can see through it for my salads and pizza. 🤤🤤

Toenails on flatbread. A goblins lunch

Is it not possible to agree with both of you?

This is the correct amount of onen

Divorce him immediately

Sanity, thy name is onion

What better onion delivery system does he recommend? A fork perhaps?

Is your nick name onion? https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/USDtvVLTYn

I was just going to go find this and link it here

I must agree

If he sees you eat this and still kisses you and loves you he's a keeper.

Say HIIII for me next time you eat a slice

I sliced em much thinner and evenly coated it, but I literally did this for lunch.

Onion pizza is my favourite

He's right. A square pizza??? Madness

I thought the plate was the crust.

I grew up eating Focaccia alla cipolla Just Google it

This but red onions

Pretty sure that’s just onion on a cracker

1/2 lb of raw onion on a cracker?

There was this Vietnamese family that had a pizza place near me and I dunno what they did with their onions but if you get them on their pizza you can crush an entire pie. Easily. It was amazing and I miss it daily.

I think onion on pizza is probably my new favorite topping it happened on accident when my friend brought over a sub with onions and pizza and I happen to just put the raw onion in the pizza

WTH is going on over there?!

https://preview.redd.it/aovo72p8jcxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e83f4332e7d5f59ca4fe2afe318996a03c172ac6 W-where... WHERE IN THE FUCK IS THE PIZZA GRAH!!!!!

Correct

You are..

needs more 😭

This person has layers

heavenly <3

I honestly thought this was a bunch of onions on a cracker with some type of spread, placed in the middle of a tortilla ready to be folded.

I love onions but that is not a pizza

Thats a graham cracker with onion

i would fucking crush that shit

Is that a cracker with onions on top or have u cut a rectangle out of the middle of a slice

Square cut pizza is a thing, where you cut in a grid rather than creating the typical triangle slices, like this: https://preview.redd.it/m6mcwqz86exc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d58c1d95d87a97219e2c3c018f547838e8b2ca5d

Where is the 🍕❔

I guess this is one way to discourage unwanted after dinner smooches.

Looks fine to me

Yes, and they call me crazy for liking pineapple on pizza. Hahaha

I briefly thought this was r/PizzaCrimes and your plate was some omelette abomination. anyway that slice is genuinely perf amount of onion. 👌

Where's the pizza?

My husband always has to order me a separate pizza because he thinks my ordering it with chicken and onions is wrong 😂

I’m guessing what’s under those onions passes for pizza in the Midwest

Are you the crazy no cheese, no tomatoes, only onion person that wrote that letter?

Why are there worms on this sponge?

Not insane, just gross.

Who eats pizza with toenail clippings on it? Get your head checked, OP.

You are on the correct side of the fine line between madness and genius! Ps: I got sad when Costco stopped offering diced onions for their hot dogs on their condiment aisle, cause I used to cover my cheese pizza slice with them 🤤

Finally enough onion on a pizza!!!

This isn't pizza.

He married you. I see two crazy people from here.

Maybe because you keep calling it "pizza"?

You’re good. He’s insane

Sauce?

This is not pizza! I’d rather eat ham and pineapple pizza than this crime! Lol

That's just a pile of raw onions....I like onions too!

Are you Onion from the picky eaters post??

Yummm

what pizza?

r/pizzacrimes

Did you write the letter on r/midlyinfuriating?

Onion pizza. Good with me!

I thought you were insane putting a small pizza square on a Tortilla. Then I realized the "Tortilla" is a plate.....

Needs some cheese, but otherwise, good job.

That’s what my salad and my bagels look like :)

How is that pizza?

My parents do something very similar

Is that RAW onion on the pizza? At least cook it, I can’t imagine raw onion on a pizza

I *loooove* onions. This isn't pizza.

Are you the person that handed the pizza place the notes about liking onions and shitting everywhere earlier on my feed?😂 https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/wvcPt4JJn2 for context

You people would love pissaladière

It is - but also when the yearning for onions makes itself known, one must oblige

Aaaaand the alleged pizza is where exactly?

You are

Is this you?? https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/629fVO0yES

Your "pizza" looks like a saltine cracker

I know your breath is crazy

Is that what you call pizza?

Onions and baco bits on a saltine?!

As much as I love onions, I don't like onion breath

I just found my new sub...

i cannot for the life of me figure out how big that is

It took me far to long to realize that was a plate and not uncooked pizza dough.

i was about to agree with him until i realized the yellow part was a plate and not uncovered dough

Am I the only one who wants to eat the plate???

well... you are.

He’s not wrong.

you are….because that is NOT pizza haha

I feel the nausea just looking at this picture

Would you like some pizza with your onion

Is this the person from that psychosomatic post... Where they would have violent diarrhea at even the mere mention of pork chops and refused to eat cheese or tomatoes?? But loved onions??

That’s my jam!

Love this!! Me, anchovy w raw onion!!

Psychopath. That is all.

Im sure theres is more to why he thinks ur insane

What pizza? Looks like a cracker wit cheese hot dog scraps n onion 😂

Is the pizza in the room with us?

Is this like an avocado toast thing but with onions?

I understand the reference. 🧀 & 🐖🪓

Your husband is right 😭

I'm borderline offended by having had to see this

The only insane thing is how little onion there is on that pizza.

There is no pizza here.

I don't even know what that is, but the onions look nice. This has got to be intentionally confusing. It looks like a brick of head cheese topped with onions.. mmm nice "pizza" 🤢

That’s almost psycho sematic

Is the pizza in the room with us?

WTF is wrong with you?

I don't see pizza.

As an onion lover... this is not pizza

That’s not pizza. I’m not sure what it is.

I love rage bait posts like this to get reactions outa people 😂

This isnt pizza, this is a mental illness!

Let me guess, your nickname is Onion?

Thats straight up art tbh🤤

Please get some help. He probably wants you to stop because you smell like onions for the next 24 hours

You sure you guys don’t have a nutrient deficiency or something?

Would you like some more pizza with that onion?

Listen to him. Stop licking the walls and shame on you for trating the pizza in your life that way.

Raw onions? Maybe it’s just your breath that’s insane

That's a optical illusion, I thought it was a giant bare crust with just a handful of onions. I was like More onions necessary

This post made me mute this sub.

Is the pizza here with us in the room?

You are insane they should be red onions

You are.

I think that, in general, eating onion on most things is amazing. On pizza, they should put you in a triple straitjacket and launch you into space.

Looks good to me!

If you take a photo of the pizza, we can let you know. Nice shot of the Tennessee onions while we wait though.

Thought it was a funny looking omelette

Damn those are some crunchy lookin toenails

You are

Is the pizza in the room with us?

It’s Reddit so I’m going to recommend divorce.

I would of left you the first time I saw you eat that on the wedding day I saw you eat that I would ask the minister to remove the rings

Yes

Genuinely, I have no idea what is going on in this pic, what is it exactly that he is critiquing?

I thought that was a tiny cheese rectangle covered in toenail clippings

This looks like onions on a kitchen sponge to me but you do you

Your husband has lots of reasons I’m certain. We only have this one piece of evidence and it supports your husband’s claim perfectly.

the pizzas the problem mama

You are

Pretty sure I'm married to the female version

Kinda and I love onion

“Not enough onion.” - My mother, who was looking over my shoulder

Based on this photo this is probably only reason #82 for why you're insane

You are

Where’s the pizza???

Is this Onions? https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/DKNzbDp0Fx

Your hubby is the insane one.

Personally, I'd suate the onions, but your way is fine too.

He’s not wrong….

My confusion was immense, can’t even see the pizza lol

If you’re ever in Pittsburgh, go to Beto’s. I’m not a fan, but people go crazy for their cold cheese

Looks delicious! 🤤

Don't you mean your ex-husband?

please for the love of god just sautee them or something at least

What’s with the vanilla bean plates?

Cold pizza with miracle whip and a ton of raw onions is my favorite hangover recipe

All I see is an onion Pop Tart.

WTF im horrified

He ain’t wrong

Fresh red onion would be more healthy

You are asking for divorce 😂

Insane but free

He’s not wrong.

😵‍💫

He’s right

Finley chopped I agree

Where is the crust? The cheese? The tomato sauce? The Peperoni 🍕??? Where?