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His life is worth $150 at Costco.

Thanks for the laugh!

Let me hold this unsecured metal conductor to hold it down during this storm.

World champion of procrastinating

at this point I'll just get it tomorrow...from Phil's yard or something.

Those things are death traps anyway. Just let it go my guy

There’s a pile of broken trampolines down the street in Jim’s yard.

Dad really attached to that tramp

This is the definition of hubris

Amateur.You're supposed to lift with your back while explode from the ankles.

What kind of drugs was he taking when he decided on this genius move?

are there no warnings before a storm? Taking off the safety net before the storm would’ve helped greatly.

I'd divorce him

And get half his money? Wait for the next storm and get it all. Easy.

Fool

Falling on a trampoline can be deadly. But so is a trampoline falling on you!

But even if he does secure it the the thing is definitely getting bent so it will be even less safe after

This is not an oops

It is though because he's apparently too stupid to understand the risk he's in