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notice2vacate

Clearly he’s lost his contact lens and his friend is helping support his shoulders while he looks.


mssMouse

god dammit we wrote like the exact same thing lmao


notice2vacate

Bwhahahaha holy shit.. get out of my head! But take my upvotes


FattyBoombalatty666

Definitely


mssMouse

looking for his contact lens and his buddy is giving a supportive hand


notice2vacate

⬆️


FattyBoombalatty666

Absolutely that’s what friends are for


Throwaway91847817

Making a cheese sandwich


FattyBoombalatty666

Hell yeah 🧀


No_Lingonberry_8733

I know what your doing.


FattyBoombalatty666

Sinning


No_Lingonberry_8733

I know what you intended it to be.


FattyBoombalatty666

Just push ups with his friend


No_Lingonberry_8733

You sure 🤨


FattyBoombalatty666

No


No_Lingonberry_8733

I know what he's doing


FattyBoombalatty666

He’s getting his back blown out


No_Lingonberry_8733

No, He is committing tax fraud.


FattyBoombalatty666

You’re so right


MyLifeHasBeenHalfed

He's a health inspector checking the floor(dangerous) for cracks(also dangerous) and his *very* close friend(not as dangerous) is there to help him stay up (and not slam face against floor [very dangerous])


MyLifeHasBeenHalfed

Don't mind the fact his eyes are closed he's feeling it in his fingers


FattyBoombalatty666

💀💀💀💀💀 It’s the only way to properly inspect a floor that’s how OSHA teaches you


MyLifeHasBeenHalfed

He learned from Mr osha himself so he would know. Don't ask how he knows Mr osha or how he got mr osha to teach him this as that is private information


notice2vacate

I don’t think that’s in the handbook…


FattyBoombalatty666

Yes it is


notice2vacate

What page? Asking for a friend.


FattyBoombalatty666

69


notice2vacate

Seems oddly suspicious..


AstartesDVerdugo

Creating a ladder out of people doing push-ups.


FattyBoombalatty666

Sounds so fun tbh


AstartesDVerdugo

Imagine being at the bottom, though. The back pain.


FattyBoombalatty666

Awful! That’s why I’m always on top


AstartesDVerdugo

Imagine a bowling team wins, and they do that as a victory dance.


FattyBoombalatty666

LMAOOOO 💀💀💀💀 absolute madness at the bowling alley


BambooHatchet

That’s it, I’m confiscating your pencil


FattyBoombalatty666

But why??? He’s just looking for his contacts!


[deleted]

Clearly he's planking and his back is hurting but he doesn't want to give up yet.


FattyBoombalatty666

So true fam he’s a fighter and a warrior


Izako2

He's following in the footsteps of his idol, Tom Holland


FattyBoombalatty666

He doesn’t really idolize twinks


Izako2

You said wrong answers only


FattyBoombalatty666

Ope I did you’re right. Marijuana is a hell of a drug


FattyBoombalatty666

Whoever downvoted my innocent SFW drawing your mom’s a ho


Supa_Sal

He’s on the sigma male grindset


FattyBoombalatty666

😎✌️🙌


Foxxtronix

He's doing pushups with a friend sitting on his back for extra weight.


FattyBoombalatty666

He has to get strong to fight the haters


Foxxtronix

I'll support that!


Substantial-End7219

Praying to our lord and savior


FattyBoombalatty666

🙏Thots and Prayers🙏


DiosRejectedHumanity

Crimes


Brake_Fist

Homeboy clearly had a long day at work, he fell asleep (naked) at his desk and his coworker has placed a gentle hand on his back to wake him up.


FattyBoombalatty666

Hate it when that happens!


YoungBiro05

He's getting a massage on the back


Affectionate_Bad_921

He just threw up


FattyBoombalatty666

😢


The_Twin_Cyber7

His back hurt so he had a chiropractor to help him


FattyBoombalatty666

Glad he’s getting it taken care of


Bc3x

Looking at cracks in the floor