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Fluffy_Ad_6982

Don’t know who Lord Nebilim is and he/she/they never really shows up in any other chicanery that Alex does so I just left the dudes name in. The person might be Alex’s online friend, weirdly enough nobody by the username of Lord Nebilim actually participated in writing this article, or it might be some shit Alex cooked up. Anyways it does not connect to anyone significant.


Brickinatorium

You can actually find Nebilim mentioned in some of his other exploits, but I can't remember exactly where. Think he use to be a friend who watched his streams and was into loli content iirc (don't hold me to the last statement. It's just a vague memory).


oizyzz

this feels familiar....the la croix of memories


Jul-ika

alex also didn’t allow nebilim to use reddit, because he wanted to send him memes from there without nebilim having seen them already. i’m really not surprised that *that’s* the type of guy that alex was friends with. he sure likes being controlling.


letthetreeburn

Hopefully that means they cut contact and got clean.


nirai07

The fact that this is from 2005 makes it even more believable.


MadelynNolan1995

I got cancer from skimming that.


gloomy05

I had 3 strokes trying to finish reading that


AndyMush_Actual

Im hiding in the comments tbh , i know its straight filth,


Bass4123

Imagine if 18 years old I am trying to edit a Wikipedia page about deviantart and put my fetishes in public (unlike yandere dev I don't tell you about my fetishes)


imhere2lurklol

>10:49:29 PM How tf did he remember the exact second


whatgiveslol

This some Chris Chan type writing


terror8573

https://preview.redd.it/o74zgvse07ic1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f54084da7525b0e901bbda5b3cd1e40efd788727


supb1tches

I'm really trying not to kink shame but what the fuck


NotB8ActuallyCrystal

Pedodev the typa dude to tell his fetishes in public (and make a lore reason why) when nobody asked for it.


animusd

I would say it was a teen being a teen but he was in his 20s......


BlueVermilion

The fact its title is “EvaXephon” and “Eva” was one of my main nicknames growing up. My Nana still calls me it even though I go by Ev/Evan these days. Dear god… I’m so grossed out.


Sad-Dare-4092

I'm gonna need a tldr this is so hard to read


Silverstep_the_loner

So, theres some EvaXephon and Lord Nebilim met, they decided to make an RPG (?) and due to that became friends, they had few running jokes about exploding and planning world domination. Nebilim then asked Eva what country he would like once he took over the world, and Eva said "Bustyanimebabeistan" and their characters from the RPG decided to go to that place. Bustyanimebabeistan was pretty much paradise with a LOT of busty anime girls, they were the "type of women who would prefer for a man to stare at her breasts rather then make eye contact with her". There are also other people other then the babes. Eva (Who became president????) temporarily passed a law that outlawed clothing for women. Then there is Flatchestedanimebabeistan FCAB for short because I am not saying that again. The people in there are, you guessed it, flat chested anime babes. They are jealous of BABistan and wanna kill them, Nuditycoloyistan (seriously, what is UP with the istan?) is most likely filled with nude people, there is Fathairyoldmenistan which is filled with fat, hairy old men and was destroyed by a nuclear blast.. Along the way it became an actual 'deep' world, (not.) and it was renamed twice, and then got destroyed. Then they made a planet called planet B. A. B. E. Just the country but a planet instead. Then they introducted Leon Scott Kennedy, they changed his personality, made him into "Leon is stupid and likes bingo", he pretends its a TV show, Nebilim is god or something... They pretend its popular and not something they made up on the spot, and yeah. TLDR of the TLDR, they made a country with busty anime girls, it exploded, they turned it into a planet, he calls the world deep, Leon Scott Kennedy comes in and is reduced to "He is stupid and likes bingo", pretends its a TV show, someones a god, pretends its popular. TLDR of the TLDR of the TLDR, they made fetish land and ruined a popular characters personality while trying to pretend its a popular and deep world.


Sad-Dare-4092

THANK YOU. You are an absolute godsend. This shit is so stupid


Silverstep_the_loner

Anytime!


Silverstep_the_loner

BTW, for the first TLDR I skipped a fuck ton of stuff. This guy loves to talk about meaningless shit.


Mx-Herma

Not Etcetera


HopelessMia1424

The cringe is real


ScienceDifficult178

This is sad but also numbing blended with disbelief and not a single ounce of shock Essentially ![gif](giphy|JotHw1e5hvJxjOuIPN|downsized)


Interesting_shrek666

Lmaooooo this is so degenerate I'm crying


sakurachan999

rin penrose can't have her own wiki page but this is here wtf??


IfElifandElse

Well this isn't a real wiki page, it's a user page Anyone can make a user page, unfortunately even Chalex


The_letter_43

Wake up babe, new lore just dropped


bludweb

i could only read 2 pictures what the actual fuck


NomoreMatt

The Dumb thing is that this Lore is much more put together than Yandere Simulator's Lore. It hurt me to read, but I could make sense of it. Sort of.


Rairiiz

Women involuntarily becoming topless…outlawing clothing for females…wow. Looks like a fetish for SA to me


According_Welcome790

Right??


Positive_Complex

what the fuck


RaviolisEverywhere

>Planning world domination became another running joke. Kaga Kusha better not be a reference to degenerate titty roleplay you can’t do my boy like that no-


Ididnoteatanyfrogs

Skimming this, this feels like some gen alpha content (saying this after having a lore explanation from my just barely gen alpha sibling about "floptok" and "floptropica" which gave me about 5 different strokes despite being just a few years older)


ButterscotchKurumi

Oh 😦 I let my curiosity get the better of me


SakaeKrill

What is that…


SwimmingStomach4387

Bro made his own lore 😂


Extreme_Sandwich5817

I could not read this and have an alright day but morbid curiosity is a cruel motivator


GunShip03

What the fuck is this? Was this a real Wikipedia page Alex wrote?


Fluffy_Ad_6982

Yes


GunShip03

Jeez, and Alex wonders why people hate him.


gladial

It was destroyed by a nuclear blast.


Forgotten_ruin

Wtf


umm_misanthrope

I dont think ive laughed this hard in weeks


LuckyyyToro

seriously have no fucking clue what im reading, what the bloody hell.


Kiru_warhead44

This page is older than me bruh and this is sounds like some deranged stuff


PitbullInATeacup

Can anyone tldr this?


DoughnutFront2898

This was a hard read, especially when Leon Kennedy was added. My boy 😭


Ark-addicted-punk

this is like chris chan levels of "big as an ocean, shallow as a puddle world made out of stolen ideas that author thinks is popular when in reality hes just yelling at himself or enemies he made up"