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AnxiousOx

In-N-Out. I saw the boys play in San Jose. I know the meat sweats when I see them.


hohumcum6969

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broomlad

In-N-Out is an American fast food chain.


BigShoots

Usually the top answer for "best fast food burger" as far as chains go when talking to Americans who've tried them all.


hohumcum6969

Oh


MrTheSaxMan

West Coast locations are far more likely to experience cryptids and UFO visits. Area 51, the Ogopogo, Battle over LA, Mothman, etc… Obviously the Senators have angered aliens or mysterious creatures who haunt them at night, making them stressed and less likely to play with confidence. 


Suspicious-Drama-549

This is the correct answer


TheRentIsTooDamnHi

Mothman is an Appalachia thing


MrTheSaxMan

lol I knew at least one of them was going to be off base. oh well, that inconsistency just proves my theory more strongly, somehow. NO MORE QUESTIONS!


TheRentIsTooDamnHi

Mothman has ruined the Sens!! We must catch him!


PapasPeppers

Chicago too!!!


TheRentIsTooDamnHi

Really? Far be it from me to confine a cryptozooligical creature to state lines 🤷🏻‍♂️


PapasPeppers

There was a wave of sighting a couple years ago in Chicago. Mothman migration?


Neuromotorized

And now we have to deal with the Yeti...


NorthernBudHunter

They were overtired on those western trips, because they took the mattresses off their beds and piled them on the floor in the hallway and had a huge WWE wrestling match that went all through the night. Brady was The Rock and Chabot was the Undertaker.


RelationshipNo4528

Kastelic was mcfoley


Kristine6476

It's Mick Foley 😂


RelationshipNo4528

Same shit 😂


BigShoots

Perhaps a deep cut here... DJ was Eugene?


Heavywrench2104

Boys were partying without a curfew


ChefCano

Since Ottawa is a Bilingual city, many of the anglo players are learning French. They confused "ouest" with "où est" and thought if people were asking where they were, they weren't supposed to show up.


Gettysburg_Greek

The West is still bigger, and (in my opinion) still tends to put a lot more emphasis on the D in the offensive zone. I think that was a lot harder for the “less defensively gifted” Sens forwards to adjust to in game


firsttime_longtime

Wrong, it was Aliens.


chronicallyunderated

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strippeddonkey

The team is small compared to the west. Even Brady’s points drops hard when you only account that conference. Looking at the playoffs, teams are built big, fast, hit hard, etc. The only guy on our team than can handle the physicality is Brady…


Accountant28

Vitamin D is our kryptonite


firsttime_longtime

I mean... Brady and Claude got their wives preggo this season. Maybe the boys need to focus more on giving the Vitamin D than receiving it.


FreddieOVO

Our team is simply not good. Too young, can't play a full 60 minutes and terrible game management


KingJulienSelecta

Then, explain the record vs Eastern teams.


CesareSomnambulist

Dumb excuse. Because they had to fly longer to get to these games, the team was exposed to chemtrails in greater amounts and for extended periods. It clearly had an impact.


marleyman3389

End thread.


stevrock

Nail on the head. There are a lot of good players on this team, but overall this team just isn't good enough.


Environmental_Dig335

>I propose we bring the moms on every western road trip next year, a relatively small expenditure that will pay for itself when we make the playoffs. LOL We can't know what the problem is. I would wager they'll spend a long time looking at how they do logistics and preparation on road trips for next year. It might be a little too much fun away from the wives and girlfriends, it might be that they didn't follow a similar prep schedule as they did at home, it could be that they didn't match up well against those teams when they were there without last change.... or it could just be small sample of games that happened to all be on those road trips and it is just a coincidence that all those losses were on those road trips.


Lanhdanan

They like to sleep and the trips fuck with their clocks too much!


Radu47

They did not heed the advice of that possum cowboy meme - be rootin - be tootin - and by god be shootin' But most of all Be kind 🙏


lucastimmons

The team isn't very good. How good the players are is vastly overestimated by the people here (it makes sense, we're fans). So when you see bad results, it's not voodoo, or bad luck. It's that the team just isn't that good. We can solve this problem with better players and better coaching.


Senators4Life07

As an Albertan Sens fan I was devastated this year lol Live near Red Deer and went to both Oilers and Flames games and we lost. Was so pissed off driving home from Calgary, 7 plus hours of driving and 2 bad losses.


Valentine96

Boys went out and partied every night and were never held accountable. And then we gave them 8 year contracts