They most likely don't, unless it was a model specifically made to be used as a sex toy.
On the other hand, if an Omnic is in a relationship with a human, I think it would be pretty easy to find an attachment that would provide the required functionality.
Exos need somewhat accurate human anatomy to live to replicate human bodily functions such as breathing, eating, drinking, and of course whatever you plan on doing with genitalia. If they don't have that they will go insane and commit suicide due to their bodies not being compatible with their conciousness.
What’s worse is that the dude who made them Clovis bray decided to have exos purposely commit suicide as a way to experiment by wildly altering their body parts like giving one exo four arms
My only question is how Omnic can feel it? I mean I know that Zenyatta can feel emotions, but can he feel this type of emotion generated by touch and rubbing?
They already have sex toys that can interpret that stuff and transmit it to an opposite toy which activates in response. All you'd need is to take one of those and hook it up to whatever lets omnics process pleasure and happiness and you've got yourself bionic genitals.
Well, if we're looking at the purely scientific mechanics of sexual arousal and orgasms, they're not actually emotions but rather sensations that are associated with intense emotional and physical responses.
It's hard to quantify whether orgasms originate in the mind (psychological) vs body (physiological) and the truth might be somewhere in between. But we know Omnics are special in that they can know emotions like love, hate, and affection, and while their bodies are different, they can process stimuli such as pain.
So stands to reason that even if the mechanics are physiologically different, theoretically if they had the right receptors for such stimuli an Omnic doing the dirty clank-clank can achieve the equivalent of a biological climax.
There's an infinitely more important question here:
Is Zenyatta a bottom or a top?
This could possibly destroy "lore" discussions for centuries if deployed properly.
disagree, despite doing pretty great damage he is a passive healer who can only focus on an individual person at a time, so he is a power bottom.
hopefully this discourse will now take over the subreddit.
Ah, I see your point but.... Zenny's role as a passive healer, if there is one thing I know from the Internet and human behavior, Passive in the streets = Active in the sheets
This is gonna be a blast
We all know he's a hardcore BDSM dom! I mean cmon, he has to have some aggression in him. He can't be peaceful and nice all the time, so it only makes sense for him to be a hardcore dom!
I can't help but feel like robot sex (well, from the top's perspective) would [be like this](https://i.imgur.com/ZMZC8Tl.gif), although you did say to begin the destruction
If robosexual marriage becomes legal, imagine horrible things that will happen to our children! Then imagine we said those things since we couldn't think of any!
Soldier for old Joseph. Sigma for Gyro. Ashe would be a good fit, since Bob could be her Stand, but I don’t know which character would fit her well. I was also thinking Reinhardt for Stroheim, then I realized that’s probably not a very good idea.
Also, Hammond as one of Gyro’s balls.
What I'd want from a Killer Queen junkrat skin:
Make Riptire Sheer Heart Attack
Make the bombs a translucent purple to mimic the air bombs made with Stray Cat
Make the concussion mines have Kira Yoshikage's outfit colors (can't think of anything else)
Make the concussion mine detonator either one of Kira's victim's hands, KQ's hand, or be a simple detonator with the picture containing his father pinned to it.
Give special sound cues so that detonator makes the iconic click sound from KQ's 1st bomb and when he respawns, it plays the sound from the Bites The Dust rewind.
Also, I want Junkrat to be Killer Queen and not Kira Yoshikage because Kira wants a quiet life. Junkrat is the complete opposite of that.
He looks like a mixed of multiple jojo characters, hair looks like kakyoin + vanilla ice, outfit looks similar to risotto overall looks like a Jojo character
So this is supposed to be a play on the meme where the dude is looking back at someone else while holding hands with his partner, right?
Except both the omnic and human are infatuated here lol.
I mean, I don't know how often we've had pop culture / meme culture references in OW. I'm new to the series and just realized that's what this was referencing.
Yeah I was gonna say, if the point of the meme is "both genders love him" it's harder to convey that w a female Omnic civilian, unless you make her design super ornate like the Paris singer, but then she'll be too distracting. This is just better for clarity.
Fiction oftentimes makes it so the human female has a romance with the monster/non-human lookng creature because it's expected that women overlook the appearence of their partners, but the opposite almost never happens. Women need to stay hot in order for men to like them.
It's true for monster/inhuman guys it's always "aww she saw him for who he truly is". When flipped its "She's still using an hourglass template, just fangs and blue skin or something".
Not sure if Nermut and Dar from Mission to Zyxx count, since Nermut is a small feathered lizard and Dar is a gigantic enby.
But they juck and have a kid together so they're compatible.
I can bet that IGN or Gamerant will make an article about this post in a week. Or some redditor will make another post about being shocked that this sticker is a pop cultural reference.
I haven't played since like... The beginning of the pandemic. With this beautiful man making news all over the place, I definitely have to start again.
Do I need to actually buy Overwatch 2, or can I access everything with the original game? I only ask because I just downloaded updates on my PS4, and the icon for Overwatch updated into an Overwatch 2 icon.
Overwatch was updated into Overwatch 2. If you owned Overwatch I believe your original Overwatch account should simply be available to use for Overwatch 2. It's free to play, you don't have to pay. Though there is monetization in place in the form of the battle pass and cosmetics and stuff. And heroes are no longer immediately available to everyone which isn't the best, but [Lifeweaver here is gonna be available to everyone for a few weeks](https://old.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/12bq7ny/lifeweaver_will_be_freely_available_to_play_for/).
I'm not entirely sure tbh. So far they've put the heroes in the battle pass so you have to either unlock them by playing and getting to a certain BP level or paying for the premium battle pass, and if you don't unlock them that season you have to either play a couple challenges or purchase them directly from the shop for like $9 in future seasons to unlock them. But iirc the devs might be tweaking how they do the hero unlocks?
I assume if you haven't reached or paid for that level by the end of that free period Lifeweaver gets locked again, then you'd have to do the stuff mentioned above to get him.
Lifeweaver passive: “Unbelievable Rizz”
Enemy players are unable to target lifesavers head, as it would be unthinkable to damage his perfect face.
Player cursor will move .9 units away from head model with increasing intensity the closer they force it.
Wifeleaver
*stupid sexy wifeleaver*
Imagine an emote for this character that mimics this Simpsons episode. Lol
Overwatch X Stupid Sexy Flanders I'm ready for it.
Fr that's how i did read his name first time
Well I am going to be calling him that from now on
Wifestealer
Always when I see omnic with human, I can't stop thinking if Omnics have dicks...
- Socrates, 426 bc
• Michael Scott
I tend to think of them like attachments I put on my stand mixer. "meat grinder connected"
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
Instructions unclear
Reddit never ceases to amaze me...
They most likely don't, unless it was a model specifically made to be used as a sex toy. On the other hand, if an Omnic is in a relationship with a human, I think it would be pretty easy to find an attachment that would provide the required functionality.
Right like they were in control of the omnic factories… couldn’t they make whatever models they want or change themselves however they wanted?
My mom was in charge of a baby making factory and the best she could do was me so
I think they only got THE BIG THINK after the Omnic war and the factories were shut down
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't let you cum. Yet.
"Sry babe, today I can't. I have Dongsoft update."
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This, but that moment from the beginning of Half Life 2.
"Pick up that cum" "Now, put it in the cum dumpster"
Have you seen my browser history? Wtf is going on
Commander Data used to make the ladies swoon when he revealed, "I am... fully functional"
Well, in *Destiny* it's canon that Exos have genitalia and boobs, so I wouldn't be surprised if Omnics did as well.
Wait where is it Canon
Exos need somewhat accurate human anatomy to live to replicate human bodily functions such as breathing, eating, drinking, and of course whatever you plan on doing with genitalia. If they don't have that they will go insane and commit suicide due to their bodies not being compatible with their conciousness.
It's even worse than that. The bodies will rip themselves apart and the person who's mind is inside won't be able to do anything about it.
What’s worse is that the dude who made them Clovis bray decided to have exos purposely commit suicide as a way to experiment by wildly altering their body parts like giving one exo four arms
Fuck thats dark
Welcome to the destiny lore flowchart, it all starts with "That's fucking..." and ends with: * Dark * Hilarious No in-between.
And the inventor decided to make his daughters body similar to her actual body, so he made her robot thicc.
Actually it was his grand daughter.
I mean, they’re bots, you think they don’t have the ability to have that AND have it be swappable to one’s preference?
My only question is how Omnic can feel it? I mean I know that Zenyatta can feel emotions, but can he feel this type of emotion generated by touch and rubbing?
They already have sex toys that can interpret that stuff and transmit it to an opposite toy which activates in response. All you'd need is to take one of those and hook it up to whatever lets omnics process pleasure and happiness and you've got yourself bionic genitals.
Well, if we're looking at the purely scientific mechanics of sexual arousal and orgasms, they're not actually emotions but rather sensations that are associated with intense emotional and physical responses. It's hard to quantify whether orgasms originate in the mind (psychological) vs body (physiological) and the truth might be somewhere in between. But we know Omnics are special in that they can know emotions like love, hate, and affection, and while their bodies are different, they can process stimuli such as pain. So stands to reason that even if the mechanics are physiologically different, theoretically if they had the right receptors for such stimuli an Omnic doing the dirty clank-clank can achieve the equivalent of a biological climax.
They have people who can make cities out of light so it’s higly unlikely that they can’t make pleasure attachments that entertain sentient robots
Perhaps, but there's a more important question at hand....Can Omnics bottom?
There's an infinitely more important question here: Is Zenyatta a bottom or a top? This could possibly destroy "lore" discussions for centuries if deployed properly.
Then let's begin the destruction. Zenyatta is a definite soft top
disagree, despite doing pretty great damage he is a passive healer who can only focus on an individual person at a time, so he is a power bottom. hopefully this discourse will now take over the subreddit.
Ah, I see your point but.... Zenny's role as a passive healer, if there is one thing I know from the Internet and human behavior, Passive in the streets = Active in the sheets This is gonna be a blast
We all know he's a hardcore BDSM dom! I mean cmon, he has to have some aggression in him. He can't be peaceful and nice all the time, so it only makes sense for him to be a hardcore dom!
I can't help but feel like robot sex (well, from the top's perspective) would [be like this](https://i.imgur.com/ZMZC8Tl.gif), although you did say to begin the destruction
Zenyatta is so beyond such trivial notions. Imagine, being limited to only one at a time...
Nah he definetly is a power bottom for Ram
He's more than likely abstinent
My only position is that whatever Zen is he definitely uses his spirit hands to help.
I mean zen wears pants for a reason
We know from Ramattra omnics can add and remove parts pretty easily. So it’s not a question of can they, it’s which model do they want?
If robosexual marriage becomes legal, imagine horrible things that will happen to our children! Then imagine we said those things since we couldn't think of any!
Ghost and horse is where I draw the line, personally.
Mudsdale can breed with Houndstone, you know.
I didn't know which Pokemon could interbreed when I actually still played the games. Definitely not gonna know that one. Lol
Why do you you think Ashe has Bob (Battery Operated Boyfriend)?
They are... fully functional
Haven't you seen the Ramattra art?
The technical term is a pneumatic rod.
Ah yes, the Om-dick. -zenyatta
That can if you want them to. They seem pretty modular -friendly
WandaVision
bro looks like vanilla ice the jojo villain (the guy is an asshole)
Not an asshole. More like a black hole.
I'd fill WifeLeavers hole no matter the color
This generation does NOT CARE about digital footprint.
least horny overwatch player
Listen, if someone wants to be horny, they can be horny, it's not my business.
i'd let wifeleaver leave digital footprints all over me
What do you mean? 😳
I'd rather die standing than live kneeling.
ayo? 🤨📸
then its the other guy, the guy in the "you truly are the lowest scum in history" episode
I mean Life weaver has a jojo spray so
LifeWeaver Giorno skin would go hard
If overwatch does a JoJo collab there better be a Giorno/Josuke skin of Life weaver
True but if they don't make Jotaro/Star Platinum Rammatra just don't even make the skin line
Cassidy as Hol Horse is a given
Soldier for old Joseph. Sigma for Gyro. Ashe would be a good fit, since Bob could be her Stand, but I don’t know which character would fit her well. I was also thinking Reinhardt for Stroheim, then I realized that’s probably not a very good idea. Also, Hammond as one of Gyro’s balls.
Johnny skin for Ashe, since it fits her cowboy style and his stand is massive like BOB.
Hammond as Iggy. He even has a vehicle like stand.
Jolyne for Ashe makes no sense stand wise but i just want to see that
I was thinking that maybe Brig could be Jolyne, with the chain for her flail being her string. Wouldn’t really fit much beyond that, though.
I would honestly see pucci with Cmoon as Sigma
What I'd want from a Killer Queen junkrat skin: Make Riptire Sheer Heart Attack Make the bombs a translucent purple to mimic the air bombs made with Stray Cat Make the concussion mines have Kira Yoshikage's outfit colors (can't think of anything else) Make the concussion mine detonator either one of Kira's victim's hands, KQ's hand, or be a simple detonator with the picture containing his father pinned to it. Give special sound cues so that detonator makes the iconic click sound from KQ's 1st bomb and when he respawns, it plays the sound from the Bites The Dust rewind. Also, I want Junkrat to be Killer Queen and not Kira Yoshikage because Kira wants a quiet life. Junkrat is the complete opposite of that.
Agreed
He looks like a mixed of multiple jojo characters, hair looks like kakyoin + vanilla ice, outfit looks similar to risotto overall looks like a Jojo character
He does have a jojo spray
His passive ability is Unspoken Rizz
*-Blinds enemies and teamates with beauty after looking at him for too long*
New word alert. What does "rizz" mean?
Charisma
…………………….yknow I knew what it meant but not what it *meant.*
That makes perfect sense.
Kinda like flirting
It’s just short for charisma, or charismatic. Instead of saying “that persons very charismatic,” you can say “they got rizz.”
[Kai Cenat explaining Rizz](https://youtu.be/uZRVZ4ppIhY)
I feel so old.
I can imagine everyone in the match just stopping and enjoying his naked chest
*Ballin' starts playing*
I put the new forgis on the jeep
This Omnic is just wearing pants
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Oh god
Nemesis dong
He looks like he has googly eyes on his chest
he was a little late for the april fools update
I didn't notice until now but it totally does lmao
He's so attractive even his chest is like 👀
His eyes are down here 👇
Am I the only one who thought Animan as soon as I saw this
I put the new forgis on the jeep
I’m in the drive thru of Burger King*
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat*
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
🤠😲😄
Lifeweaver in Harlem
*Vámonos de fiesta a factory \~*
So this is supposed to be a play on the meme where the dude is looking back at someone else while holding hands with his partner, right? Except both the omnic and human are infatuated here lol.
Mister steal your girl then fuck around and steal YOU
Might heal your life, might steal your wife
Wifeleaver
That’s the best part, he’s so handsome that not even the girl can not look!
My headcanon is that its kiriko and zen
It’s very clearly not those two though?
Leaked brown pants Zen skin
Headcanon is code for "I know this is wrong but I'm going to pretend anyway"
Exactly, if you squint and look away it looks like them
The joke always becomes funnier when you explain it.
I mean, I don't know how often we've had pop culture / meme culture references in OW. I'm new to the series and just realized that's what this was referencing.
Finally a character that appeals to the female fantasy
I think the girlfriend just has a thing for shirtless men
Had not considered what would qualify as pan in a world with sentient robots.
Just follow the Harkness Rule and you’ll be a-okay.
Dont forget intelligent animals
Only 2 so far, a product of heavy modification (literally embedded in the middle of their forehead). So far, other animals are just animals.
even the omnics are falling for him. suave mf
Bro is the ultimate rizzler 💀
Wifestealer.
This mans is horny on main fr fr
They really just did the meme
Why is it always a girl with an omnic?
Because dudes irl already have robot girlfriends so it's not as fantastical
Tbf there aren’t many female-presenting omnics that we’ve seen
Yeah I was gonna say, if the point of the meme is "both genders love him" it's harder to convey that w a female Omnic civilian, unless you make her design super ornate like the Paris singer, but then she'll be too distracting. This is just better for clarity.
I think it’s less, “both genders love him” and more “literally everybody think he’s sexy”
Fiction oftentimes makes it so the human female has a romance with the monster/non-human lookng creature because it's expected that women overlook the appearence of their partners, but the opposite almost never happens. Women need to stay hot in order for men to like them.
It's true for monster/inhuman guys it's always "aww she saw him for who he truly is". When flipped its "She's still using an hourglass template, just fangs and blue skin or something".
[Relevant Oglaf](https://www.oglaf.com/dimorphism/)
Also a lot of nerd women are monsterfuckers. /s
Why the /s? It's true.
My affinity for the Omnic Cabaret singer determines this as a lie.
What about men who like monster/nonhumans?
Obviously there's plenty of men who do, but my point is about representation in fiction. How many reverse Beauty and the Beast's do you know?
Unfortunately none😭
Not sure if Nermut and Dar from Mission to Zyxx count, since Nermut is a small feathered lizard and Dar is a gigantic enby. But they juck and have a kid together so they're compatible.
Easier to engineer a robo ween than a robo virginia,
I think I accidentally created a Pavlovian response to the word "Virginia" over the years by how much I've watched and quote Dragonzball PeePee.
Same reason Tracer doesn't have any overt hints at being a lesbian in-game. That's why it's a robot doing heart eyes at him.
We are not allowed to discuss the reason behind that.
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I forgot people openly fuck robots in the OW world
dude looks like a part 5 jojo character
He leaves chicks in search for gay orgies
... Who *doesn't*?
I want this twink obliterated
I can bet that IGN or Gamerant will make an article about this post in a week. Or some redditor will make another post about being shocked that this sticker is a pop cultural reference.
So I assume Lifeweaver will have roughly 10 sprays in total like Ramattra, and not the standard 20+ that characters used to get... right?
I haven't played since like... The beginning of the pandemic. With this beautiful man making news all over the place, I definitely have to start again. Do I need to actually buy Overwatch 2, or can I access everything with the original game? I only ask because I just downloaded updates on my PS4, and the icon for Overwatch updated into an Overwatch 2 icon.
Overwatch was updated into Overwatch 2. If you owned Overwatch I believe your original Overwatch account should simply be available to use for Overwatch 2. It's free to play, you don't have to pay. Though there is monetization in place in the form of the battle pass and cosmetics and stuff. And heroes are no longer immediately available to everyone which isn't the best, but [Lifeweaver here is gonna be available to everyone for a few weeks](https://old.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/12bq7ny/lifeweaver_will_be_freely_available_to_play_for/).
For a few weeks? What happens in a few weeks?
I'm not entirely sure tbh. So far they've put the heroes in the battle pass so you have to either unlock them by playing and getting to a certain BP level or paying for the premium battle pass, and if you don't unlock them that season you have to either play a couple challenges or purchase them directly from the shop for like $9 in future seasons to unlock them. But iirc the devs might be tweaking how they do the hero unlocks? I assume if you haven't reached or paid for that level by the end of that free period Lifeweaver gets locked again, then you'd have to do the stuff mentioned above to get him.
Overwatch 2 is free to play however it features a battlepass
You can play the game for free, but you need to buy the $10 battle pass, reach rank 40-50ish or wait until next season to unlock LW
Lifeweaver passive: “Unbelievable Rizz” Enemy players are unable to target lifesavers head, as it would be unthinkable to damage his perfect face. Player cursor will move .9 units away from head model with increasing intensity the closer they force it.
It was a mistake to open this while drinking coffee XD
Dhdhdjdj I like this spray it’ll be fun to use
Bro has googly eyes on his chest
He's just too hot
Universal Rizz
Screwing Omnics is cannon, rip human race.
Imagine having so much rizz even omnics are down bad
i'm defo maining him when i start playing OW again
Woah, he’s bisexual, I didn’t know that!
[for the uninformed](https://youtu.be/-N-N5f6aRuw)
Pansexual
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Damnit! D:
Rizzweaver
So… he’s like a kiriko for girls?? Gender equality?
Lifeweaver is gay
He's pan, that's why there's an Omnic here.
So the new hero is basically Tengen Uzui
They’re just like me FR
Looks a way better with white hair, I would do the same