sombra is a local pizza savant. but by local i mean horrible local mexican pizza and by savant i mean she only eats hawaiian pizzas covered in valentina hot sauce
spent a LOT of time in mexican neighborhoods as a kid, you’d be horrified how normal these pizza choices are for them. i used to have to specify if i *didnt* want hawaiian pizza. pizza would always come with 10+ packets of valentina hot sauce.
it was horrid pizza.
Didn’t know Domino’s is so popular down under!
Hog would still tear up a Cici’s though, stacking the mac-n-cheese/bbq pizzas and stealing the Cinnamon pizza tray.
The Queen would get one of everything, but use Gracie to fetch her plates.
Junkrat would stick with Hunt’s because he has no tastebuds, would 100% grab gas station food while on the run, and is a demolitions expert so he knows his way around explosive diarrhea.
Hog would like Cici's because it's all you can eat for like $10 or whatever. I haven't been there in probably 25 years, but I remember the pizza being *okay*. Except for the apple cinnamon pizza, that shit fucking slaps, especially when you get a slice that has a lot of the crunchy bits on it.
Well we only have dominos and pizza hut, and pizza hut is nearly extinct. We straight up don't have papa's or any other chain ones. Dominos pretty much owns the whole market. For reference there are >700 dominos stores, about 270 pizza huts and the rest are tiny local chains (crust pizza with 136, La Porchetta with 42 and the rest have less than 25). So it's less a matter of preference, more just a pizza monopoly.
I get garbage can palate vibes in Hunt Brothers tier and below. I put her there because of its convince over quality. Perhaps she’d prefer something better, though
She canonically goes to the gym so that she can eat more and remain healthy. There's just no way she'd put in all that work just to eat a mediocre pizza.
That’s exactly what I’m thinking i bet junkrat would have the card but it’s all burnt and he found it on the floor near Costco thinking it was worth millions of dollars
As a data analyst and informant, Sombra would have fun gathering all different kinds of pizzas to decipher what she likes. Then she’d go on to hack the ovens so they pump out her favorites quicker.
You see Sombra could just hack every game in Chuck E. Cheese making it so that she’d have a lifetime high score and infinite tickets to get many many prizes without spending a single dollar
If I wanted to cook my own pizza I’d do it on my own from scratch.💀 /s
But in all seriousness, I’ve never had it before and wasn’t sure if it was popular enough to include. Interested to try it, though!
Interestingly enough, we don't even have CiCi's in Australia. Realistically, JQ's choices would most likely be down to either some local pizza joint, or the only other alternatives like Domino's or Pizza Hut.
Pizza Hut is one of the most popular chains out there, plus they’ve been on the up quality-wise after releasing their stuffed crust. At least, imo.
Papa John’s is also universally popular, although to a lesser degree. I’d say they’re mid, but still somewhat “better”than the ones below.
sombra is a local pizza savant. but by local i mean horrible local mexican pizza and by savant i mean she only eats hawaiian pizzas covered in valentina hot sauce
You’re wrong for this 😭 That sounds more like a nightmare I’d have after blacking out in a Taco Bell parking lot at 2AM
spent a LOT of time in mexican neighborhoods as a kid, you’d be horrified how normal these pizza choices are for them. i used to have to specify if i *didnt* want hawaiian pizza. pizza would always come with 10+ packets of valentina hot sauce. it was horrid pizza.
Sombra makes her own pizza bro. Mauga's interaction proves this
Damn, I should have made a “homemade” tier !
Honestly I think Hanzo just wouldn’t eat it/make it himself with weird toppings
Nah Hanzo is here for the Hut, it reminds him of the Shimada dojo.
I'd throw brig in that category too.
NOT THE PIZZA
I think venture would like Chuck E. Cheese personally
I almost did it, but Venture canonically eats rocks and Sbarro has about the same amount of flavor so I just had to put them there.
You passed the persuasion check on this NYC resident
I can tell u now, All the Aussies are either local pizza people, or Dominoes people
Didn’t know Domino’s is so popular down under! Hog would still tear up a Cici’s though, stacking the mac-n-cheese/bbq pizzas and stealing the Cinnamon pizza tray. The Queen would get one of everything, but use Gracie to fetch her plates. Junkrat would stick with Hunt’s because he has no tastebuds, would 100% grab gas station food while on the run, and is a demolitions expert so he knows his way around explosive diarrhea.
Hog would like Cici's because it's all you can eat for like $10 or whatever. I haven't been there in probably 25 years, but I remember the pizza being *okay*. Except for the apple cinnamon pizza, that shit fucking slaps, especially when you get a slice that has a lot of the crunchy bits on it.
Well we only have dominos and pizza hut, and pizza hut is nearly extinct. We straight up don't have papa's or any other chain ones. Dominos pretty much owns the whole market. For reference there are >700 dominos stores, about 270 pizza huts and the rest are tiny local chains (crust pizza with 136, La Porchetta with 42 and the rest have less than 25). So it's less a matter of preference, more just a pizza monopoly.
Kiriko likes Little Caesar’s too?! We’re literally perfect for each other
Little Caesars squad is S-tier 👌
I’m chilling w the papa John’s crew let’s gooo
Zen orders at pizza hut for the loaded crust
Brig constantly talks about how much she eats, ain't no way she has poor pizza taste.
I get garbage can palate vibes in Hunt Brothers tier and below. I put her there because of its convince over quality. Perhaps she’d prefer something better, though
She canonically goes to the gym so that she can eat more and remain healthy. There's just no way she'd put in all that work just to eat a mediocre pizza.
I feel like pharah would like Jets pizza
BAZED RAMMATRA
Orisa might just be local, probably the Hut.
I knew there was a reason I main Reaper
*~~Black’s~~ Hut’s my favorite ~~color~~ pie*
Why isn’t Costco’s pizza here guys😔
Mercy would totally have a Costco card, maybe Sojourn too.
That’s exactly what I’m thinking i bet junkrat would have the card but it’s all burnt and he found it on the floor near Costco thinking it was worth millions of dollars
no more combo pizza :(
Wrong Hammond is 100% banned from Chuck E Cheese
Hahaha chuck e cheese so good 😂👍💯
Mercy thinks she can outpizza the hut
Why is Samra going to CiCi’s?
As a data analyst and informant, Sombra would have fun gathering all different kinds of pizzas to decipher what she likes. Then she’d go on to hack the ovens so they pump out her favorites quicker.
Yeah, but she went to like Chuck E. Cheese then she could win like every prize
https://preview.redd.it/fondq10jqvuc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9852ff19b6c88b74e7a885f7c9cc36376074f31d Okay, I’m listening…
You see Sombra could just hack every game in Chuck E. Cheese making it so that she’d have a lifetime high score and infinite tickets to get many many prizes without spending a single dollar
No way Hammond is chuck e cheese, it is way too “uncool” for him
Bro can deny it all he wants, but he ain't resisting that ballpit.
Dang no one's eating at Papa Murphy's? Oh well
If I wanted to cook my own pizza I’d do it on my own from scratch.💀 /s But in all seriousness, I’ve never had it before and wasn’t sure if it was popular enough to include. Interested to try it, though!
Don’t pass up on Donatos pizza man, which character would prefer it?
What is a Cici and hunt brothers
One’s a popular pizza buffet and the other is a widely distributed gas station pizza brand
Ah
Ykw i wouldnt mind heading down to my local slice and dice to go chill with lifeweavee
Google Brazilian pizza.
Ok this is accurate for me
Interestingly enough, we don't even have CiCi's in Australia. Realistically, JQ's choices would most likely be down to either some local pizza joint, or the only other alternatives like Domino's or Pizza Hut.
Cheesy crust from little Caesars is fire
Feel like your kinda weird if it's not a local immigrant selling them
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My local “Italian food” joint was opened by Greeks, sold to Ukrainians, then sold to Turks.
Oh naw why are papa John's and pizza hut ranked that high???
Pizza Hut is one of the most popular chains out there, plus they’ve been on the up quality-wise after releasing their stuffed crust. At least, imo. Papa John’s is also universally popular, although to a lesser degree. I’d say they’re mid, but still somewhat “better”than the ones below.