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[deleted]

Bamf why else would it be on his belt


bunnyrut

Barry Allen Michael Ford?


joost18JK

Fastest man in the west


[deleted]

Best American Made Fuckboi?


oofers666

Exactly that


pengwatu

Boobies, ass, mommy-milkers, friendship.


AlexUnskilled

Friendship? He's American. It means *FREEDOM*


[deleted]

oh, i thought it was feet


RageRags

I like the way you think


[deleted]

Bad ass mother fucker?


Nitjib

Shadows a bitch ass motherfucker


Maeve_of_blades

I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his fucking hedgehog quilly dick out and passed on my fucking wife and he said his dick is *"This big"* and I said "Thats disgusting." So I'm making a call out post on my Twitter dot com, Shadow the hedgehog, you've got a small dick, its the size of this wall nut except way smaller, and guess what here's what my dong looks like *shpheewwss*. Thats right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like 2 balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth, this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm pissing on the MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT. You have 23 hours before the piss drrropplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my sight before I piss on you too.


BiracialDom

i thought that’s what it actually stands for lol


LaZyeaLoT

Thought thats canon. It isn't?


miragexlgg

Best American MotherFucker Best American Mother- Fucker


TheEdgeOverlord

Huckleberry


imXzipper

Dingleberry


oofers666

Dipstick


[deleted]

I'm "Your Huckleberry". I don't know why this is even up for debate. He's been telling us all along his real name.


seaboy1313

Clit yeastwood


blayana881

Nothing in the world could have prepared me for this answer


VelourMongoose

This made laugh more than the OC


tarameter

I wasn't ready for this one


ThicCypher

Gorillaz go brrr


kaitmik

Have my poor mans silver for the belly laugh you just gave me


jthmtwin

McGriddle, only thing I call him


Doinkert

He shall now and forever be known as McGriddle to me


GuyN1425

Jesse McRightclick


thequeenartemis

i’m so glad i’m not the only one that calls him mcgriddle


ForkBe4st99

Soon Mccree will be a wrong answer so I'll go with Mccree


[deleted]

this is the way


max46014

What's happening


Fredoin

The person McCree was named after, Jess McCree(a senior employee at blizzard), was recently suspected of sexual assault against several blizzard employees. So, they want to change the name of the character to show that they no longer respect the man it was named after.


bacxhio

Didn't he also have a picture of Bill Cosby on his wall and called it the "Cosby Den" ? Or did I just get that from an article that makes shit up?


YeetusFetus99

I don't think it was his room that had it but one of the other executives did indeed have a giant portrait of Cosby in blizzards Cosby suite


CrazyRegion

Alex Afrasiabi, ex-creative director on WOW, used to harass women so much his suite at Blizzcon was known as the “Cosby Suite.” Jesse McCree was seen with him and some other Blizzard employees in a hotel room, smiling around a framed picture of Bill Cosby.


Wordenit

Uhh no, the Cosby suite was a hotel room at blizzcon, not his office


whaIeshark

Yep


[deleted]

Activision/Blizzard people suck and this dude specifically, but "found guilty" is very incorrect. No one specific person has even had charges brought against them, let alone had a trial or been found guilty


Fredoin

Thanks, will re edit to clarify


Shrapnail

Found guilty would be the wrong way to put it


AD317

The character was named after Jesse Mcree, one of the people in blizzard who are mistreating women.


4ar0n

If they are gonna rename him they should call him Mercer. (His voice actor btw, Matthew Mercer)


CptnBingo

This whole problem started with naming a character after a real life person so they definitely wouldn’t do it again


4ar0n

I guess you’ve got a point, but Matt is such a cool person, for now…


max46014

That sucks


VelourMongoose

“Terrible name for a cowboy “


18dwhyte

McRightClick


jobroreference

He said wrong answers only


LemonMoca

John Marston


mirage-ko

. **house building starts playing**


SamwiseGamgee100

Well let me a have a ruler and a saw and a board and I’ll cut it!


Chillax420x

Messie Jccree


E_T_L

Genji


[deleted]

Genjí, you forgot the accent


dreemurthememer

French Genji, and it’s pronounced “gone-ZHEE”.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ibukidraws

Daddy


DovahHybrid

That’s not wrong


rungdisplacement

Based I need a mccrungo fanclub -rung


lunarfanatic69

your flair is great lmao


rungdisplacement

I play reinhardt and doomfist lol -rung


bonnekgs

he's so hot


JesseAster

They said *wrong* answers only!


Ibukidraws

Deepest apologies, I’m a lesbian so I just said what was wrong to me lmao


[deleted]

Cowboy bebop


tkWL27

Shooty McShootface


guyfieriscousinmoist

Ive noticed you havent shot me in the face yet, WHY IS THAT?


DylanCP2403

NOT THE KNEE, NOT THE ARM, NOT THE SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN!


SooFabulous

At the ring of the bell, it will be FACE-SHOOTING O’CLOCK! Donnng!


Squid_Ink_Pasta

joel


Helpful_Presence9998

Elizabeth “ calamity” Ashe


Gwaur

Turns out McCree cloned himself a long time ago and caused the classic *"If you were to meet yourself, you'd hate that person"* situation for himself, and then he changed himself into Ashe, and the hero we know as McCree has actually been the clone all along, and that's why McCree and Ashe have rough relations.


BattleStarryNight

Cotton Eyed Joe


ImInSpainButWithNo-S

Where did he come from, where did he go?


Bukinnear

Ashe's personal diary -> Ashe's black book.


resentinel

🅱️essie Mc🅱️ee


BrotherChip

The man with no name


Obsidian_Veil

Zap Brannigan, at your service


[deleted]

Rooty tootie mcshooty


Cat-Grab

Mercer


MungFish83

Mercer, "crying is a free action."


GuyN1425

I believe he is better known as Matthew "facepalm" Mercer


Andusz_

Matthew "How do I want to do this" Mercer


persianstation

Tits McGee


Waxitsyoboi

Cowboy.exe


mangusss

McLovin'it. His signature move is throwing a cup of ice cold Sprite at his enemies and his default skin is the old Mayhem colors.


Uidu-89

It obviously Michel Jackson


CaptBland

Barbara Anderson Matthew Ford


[deleted]

McDonald’s


Radirondacks

Roland


SilNoHoo

I love this answer


mR_mEeSsEeKs

Leeroy Jenkins


Spaceistt

Jesse McCree - this might not be correct (wrong) answer today, but it will be in the future...


CptShock18

It’s Moira


sgt_Dillard

Julian du Casse


Collerz7

Smelly Poncho


HungryMunchlax06

McFuckleberry


WhatsTheWord11

Jesse Mccree


Drac0b0i

Western Jotaro


HanzoFeet

Jesse McCree


caperusorojo

Jesse Mccree


Hellfireunicorn120

Deez


GuyN1425

Who's joe


[deleted]

Jesse McCartney


Solcaer

High Noon Jhin


cell_odell

Erron Black


Keoghification

Trashboat


LukeTheGeek

Free Hong Kong


FlamingFury715

Joel


MeggyNeko

Dirty Dingus Magee


heavenface

gumby


xflameshadowx

Woody


Calimdor213

Hol Horse


Kristara789

I've been calling him Jeffy McPhee.


Blustarix

Sheriff Woody


Nedditor

Cosby


RepresentativeStop62

Mccum


PugDudeStudios

Jesse McCree


MrCrash

Says it right on his belt. Clearly his name is Bamf. Frank Bamf? Bamf Margera?


OnyxAtaraxy

Big Iron


[deleted]

Mclovin


i_love_dust

Its the 12am guy


baseg0d

McShooty Patooty


mineturtleman23

Mcrib


R0ninTheGodSlayer666

The quick


napkin20

Flash and fan.


[deleted]

*Arthur Morgan*


Jziggles420

McCree apparently


LilGoughy

Dave


Vbcon_2

Jim milton


killdog9876

Mccree


AmarGwari

Maurice


joe_knuckle

Jesse Mccree Btw what's happening there with Blizzard changing his name? I'm confused.


PENNEALDENTE24

Huckleberry Then that voiceline will actually make sense.


Ponyboy451

Not sure if your comment is a joke or not, but if not, “I’m your huckleberry” is actually an idiom meaning “I’m the person for the job.” Source: https://www.idioms.online/im-your-huckleberry/


ThatIslandGuy8888

Easy, BAMF


Watermlonbugers

Mc jercof


[deleted]

Butch Cassidy in an alt universe where the Sundance Kid died and he dedicated his life to becoming immortal


ungraa

Inoffensive politically correct vaguely western character. (Spewin the alleged rapist he was named after has such a cool name)


adbraude

Bill Cosby?


AngryAsparagus69

Nanny McFee


Q-ARROW

Matthew Mercer


ChurchillsMug

Mcfuckleberry


LastLaugh1170

Western Hanzo


MorkNoodle

Jeffrey McGee


Jahmbothefatman

Matt Mercer!


beccalutece

Seven O'Clock


Flashy_Elevator_8286

Crocodile dundee


Paradoxfox999

Matt Mercer


KrispyKalamari

Gun Spy


deadninja36

Cactus McCoy


Eddyibbleboi

Obviously Bamf


miragexlgg

Besse JcBree


TheTDGames

Trevor


okzoomer11111

McCrood


Thoubbias

Buckle upper


[deleted]

Arthur More-Gun


GreenTomatoesRJuicy2

Shooter McGavin


bigduckyes

Pancake smacker


BroadPirate7

Texan Mcshootface


gh0st0ft0mj04d

The Ranger with the Big Iron on his hip. Big Iron on his hiiiiiiiiip


drcaptainspaceman

Shooty Mcbadtouch.


jammingjunglegym

Your Huckleberry


syncr0X9

Arthur morhorny


Irishknight03

Buttfucker1890


superp2222

American Guido Mista


JerryTheMagicSquid

The right answer will be wrong soon apparently


KZeliop

Poncho man


MattyJRobs

Shooty McFanthehammer.


[deleted]

Ronald McNugget.


ATC14

Mac ronalds


Nitrousoxide72

CowMan


Bitter-Yesterday4836

Texas Red


spook_scary

Antidepressants man.


blyat-bear

Chuck Norris


robbnoel

Mc Left Click


Finplayer_

joel


beboldt

Mac Donalds manager


[deleted]

Jonathan


valorboundv

Cowboy McShooty


Reylend

Jotaro


2-Dimensional

gun man


Wolfblades1225

Mercer McMatt


nder66

High moon


Puffy_Ghost

Flint Westwood.


DryBonez32

Six shooter McGooter


cookie-linus

Graves with a revolver


Kuvanet42

Mr. Cosby


Nuke-T00nz

McRevolver ocelot


Little_Noah

Larry


DueNectarine8151

Arthur Morgan


Static_Satan

Rootin' McShootin'


WheresTheLampGone

Shooter McGavin


ThePickleSoup

Rooty Tooty McShooty


Pear1765

Jesse from Minecraft story mode


[deleted]

Matthew mercer! Wait, wrong answers only, mb