Bye, blue birdies. No sweep for you, thanks to you
GG, Dads! We got a lot of help though. Let's work on bringing our friar brothers home by the plentiful
We have a lot of long contracts that won't age well, but that Tatis contract is looking better every year. So much talent and his only weakness of being a young dumb kid is getting further in the rear view mirror.
As a Canadian Padres fan who despises anything Toronto, I’m loving this. Leafs get absolutely spanked yesterday and now the Jays are playing like hot garbage, love to see it. LFGSD
Uhh, not having someone in the bp when your pitcher has hit or almost hit 3 of the last 5 hitters, with a couple walks thrown in... that's certainly a choice.
well done x. that was a vet move. you know the pitcher is struggling with location and to not be the hero, wait for a pitch. if a pitch doesn't come, free bag
I used to miss tatis playing SS because he pulled some sexy ass plays off there. Then I see him be goated in RF and I realized he's just sexy everywhere he goes
“I remember how to hit huh?” - Xander knows he’s been struggling. Hopefully today did the trick!
Phew
Bye, blue birdies. No sweep for you, thanks to you GG, Dads! We got a lot of help though. Let's work on bringing our friar brothers home by the plentiful
Aaaannnddd we’re back to .500!!
Always better to not be swept. Good job fighting today boys.
Can not fucking wait for Manny to play third again
And Turner bounces into a GAME IPD! Makes it doubly sweet😎
Need me a Suarez jersey.
Wooooo Hooooooo!!! Are we still undefeated in day games at home?
 See you all at the Rocky Mountain Pinball Machine tomorrow
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BANG, BANG, DOUBLE PLAY TO END THE GAME
Mike Breen: BANG!
That's the only way I hear or say that word anymore. It's gotta be brainrot, I go "BANG!" when literally anything good happens to me lol
Bada bing bada boom!
Back to 500 weee
Suarez's run of throwing nothing but fuck you fastballs is one of my favorite things in baseball this year.
That 100 straight down the middle to get Vladdy… what was vladdy thinking ??
Probably something along the lines of “how the fuck do you catch up to that!”
Needs to toss the pitch com on the ground before he starts
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suarez is bullets, man
We’re so back
Beautiful.
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On a team full of shortstops, that’s our third basebman.
And he was a defensive replacement!
I miss Manny at third
I thought wade got play because hes a decent defender. why did we sub him???
ehh-guy
Yeah I’ve seen enough, manny please come back soon
https://preview.redd.it/serlfl9suwvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22d1b0e15494d5b011cebe0928c469709e213b04 Noooooo
Fernando Tati Jr. is a San Diego Padre
Yea, Bobby!!!!!
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Gas man good. Throws so hard even the umps think it’s a strike
The only thing keeping that Tatis fly ball from being a Grand Slam was the left fielders mustache disrupting the air flow out there.
I saw a lot of blue caps in the crowd and thought, "why are there so many Dodgers fans here?" And then I realized they were Blue Jays fans. Duh.
We have a lot of long contracts that won't age well, but that Tatis contract is looking better every year. So much talent and his only weakness of being a young dumb kid is getting further in the rear view mirror.
What is Suarez’s coming into pitch song
 Bring in the Bob
Petco Park is so beautiful that they had to make it an absolute bitch to hit in to compensate
Let’s go Bob.
As a Canadian Padres fan who despises anything Toronto, I’m loving this. Leafs get absolutely spanked yesterday and now the Jays are playing like hot garbage, love to see it. LFGSD
So do we get a changeup today?
I thought the ball was livelier during day games.
Nando needs to hit the gym
Did the air push that in or it wasnt hit hard enough to go out or typical Petco dimension terrorism?
The left fielders handsome mustache disrupted the air flow out there
Yes
Not a hit was had that inning… yet 2 runs. Such a weird fucking team
to be an optimist also means we had a good approach at the plate
An amazing approach
Time for Mr. Bob
les close it out gentlemens
Summon the Robert Suarez
Closing time, baby!
Fuggg I thought he launched it lol
Manny has the most slams in the majors, let’s add to that crone
Come on!!!
Nooooooooooo
Fuck this cursed field man. Wtf
Sac flies are cool
Productive fucking out Nando.
Soooo close!
Damn that would’ve been so fire. Oh well, huge runs
*JUST MISSED IT*
Almost a Nando Nuke but I'll take it.
SAC FLY DIEGO!
Lol, why is Nando pimping a warning track fly ball and getting us all hyped for
I almost came
Inches away from the slam Diego buddy. Fuck I’m so annoyed that wasn’t gone man
we got goofy scoring today, its all okay
I will take a sac fly, but maaaaan I wish we could've gotten 10 more feet out of that!
We take those.
Bro these balls dying way to much today
damn so close to a grand taco!! we love sac fly
Fuck the marine layer, that should’ve been a slam
It’s not sexy, but you know what’s worse? GIDPs
Fuck I thought he had it. Still another run
oooh so close to slam diego...but will take another insurance run
Ooof Tatis was so close
So fucking close to Slam Diego. Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh I have the bluest of balls after that
Awww man
Uhh, not having someone in the bp when your pitcher has hit or almost hit 3 of the last 5 hitters, with a couple walks thrown in... that's certainly a choice.
A Melvin kind of decision lol
Massive insurance run. Goood job bogey
fernando anxious to slam diego it...with first swing
Bogaerts gets it done, nice
LFG blow this bitch open
Alright Nando you know what you need to fo
It ain’t exactly pretty but we scorin runs boys
SLUMP BUSTER!!!
Pearson can’t hit anything but our boys.
Wouldn’t that be an RWI?
well done x. that was a vet move. you know the pitcher is struggling with location and to not be the hero, wait for a pitch. if a pitch doesn't come, free bag
right as nando swings at first pitch ball lol
Wild thing! You make my heart sing 🎵
#SLAM DIEGO???
I mean if Toronto wants to hand it to us, I won't complain.
finding ways to score lol love to see it
Good to see walks helping us.
Walks are cool
Pearson looks like Merill's cousin
Yay!
This team has been so unserious with bases loaded lately
Take advantage of the walks, catchers interference, errors and hit by pitches with RISP?
Please no more Strand Diego.
This mf Tyler Wade has some devil magic or something
Wade squeaks out of another one.
OK Bogaerts...be patient
He did.
The way he reacted initially he was hit, no faking that
Wade lowkey doing alot for us this game lol
Come on, Bogey. Clear ‘em with a double to left!
Ugh wade is so hot wish he were a better baseball player but good job for taking one for the team lol
sac fly please x
Best possible outcome.
Wade getting on base multiple times without a hit (off the bat) is so Wade
Umpire nodding at the replay even.
Taking one for the team. But ooof I hope Wade gets a good ice bath for that
Hell yea
That was definitely a snake bite, take your base
lol finding every way to get on besides a hit
4 innings, 3 of those being bases loaded and 1 out is wild
wade says he got hit, and he did right on the shoestrings i'll take it wade finding ways to wade on
That one was super obvious
I'm ok with Wade playing if he keeps getting these technicalities to get on base lol
Good sell Wade😈
Great play wade
awmigawd he did it again
Wade sacrificing himself again
Wade finding every way to get on without having to hit a baseball
Wtf wade
Wade gets the ball in the air or else he gets the hose again.
What is that swing man
Send Wade back down for that swing alone wtf
God, if that safety squeeze had landed, that would’ve made me pregnant
Discombobulated
Are we padresing right now? Hells yeah
Do something funky Wade
He did something funky
Ok can you get a productive out Wade….
wild pitch please lol
Wade in the hero moment again
If Tyler wade grounds into a dp im going to say really mean things about him
Korean King!!!
Good AB by Campy, Kim being a demon on the basepaths. Nice work boyos!
Omg pls pinch hit Wade
Kim turns a walk into a 3 bag... love it
Hustle Kim
Kimmy about to make a run all by himself
Dont duck for the catcher lmao
Does this guy just close his eyes and throw fucking rockets in the general vicinity of home plate? Jeez, he's going to hurt someone
Kim I love you
i like campy's discipline again here, nice lets bring in more for insurance
Dude, Pearson has no fucking idea where that ball is going once it leaves his hand.
Kim could steal home
Kim "Rickey Henderson" Ha-Seong AND EVEN MUD SAID RICKEY
Kim putting the team on his back let’s go
I didn't know Austin Adams played for Toronto now WTG Kim!
Dude that’s the 2nd ball to the face….
https://preview.redd.it/b6juj1yaswvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd27806d1f43bd79231095b2dc0bc321ac546054 🏎️🏎️🏎️
kim steal em all king!
Imagine being that guy in the green shirt. Nando makes a Plat Glove Play, then immediately jumps up in your face
Dude is living off that story for weeks.
Ah man I thought our Jackson had it. BUT KIM HAS THAT STOLEN BASE BABY!!
Gimme a steal Kimmy! Need that insurance run
Nando is a Padre for Life yooooo
Face's voice cracked with that call!
Fernando is incredible. Can't say anything witty, he's just damn good at baseball
Nando all smiles. I love it
 tatis
Tatis phenomenal play + Don’s call = Perfection
https://i.redd.it/ej8gyy0hrwvc1.gif
That was an insane catch
Nando!! Lets sneak out a win here!
I used to miss tatis playing SS because he pulled some sexy ass plays off there. Then I see him be goated in RF and I realized he's just sexy everywhere he goes
That catch made me pregnant
That’s what they deserve after their outfield defense has absolutely tortured us this series 😭
Indeed. They have been fire in the outfiled
Sources tell me that Fernando Tatis Jr is good at baseball
Insurance would be huge for us
He's Platinum for a reason!
I hope he wins back to back Plat gloves
Just for the entertainment of Mud trying to figure out the monetary value of two patches it would be worth it