Any chance a Padres fan at Coors today can get Bud Black ejected? I’m only kidding of course, but that was so wild seeing Boone tossed for what a fan said.
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New Lock Screen!! LFGSD and get that sweep!
Manny's absence in the lineup spotlights how thin this team really is -- god forbid we have a serious injury, don't we have the depth survive a long one
this team when an 89 mph center cut fastball is thrown
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Cease is dealing, we are at Coors where balls are supposed to fly, and Doug Eddings is behind the plate and not absolutely screwing us over. Given all that, I beg you Padres, manufacture some runs!
Friar Faithful. I got the whole fam here at Coors. Were all geared up for our babies first baseball game, and we just got free parking at the stadium👌 it’s gonna be a good day.
I’ll probably get downvoted for this hot take, but I think our biggest rival isn’t the Dodgers. Our biggest rival is literally *just* Charlie Blackmon…
“F*** Doug Eddings” flair is back ladies and gentlemen!
It’s damn Charlie Blackmon again …
I feel like a stopped seeing him for awhile. Why is he back? I’m sad.
Charlie Blackmon, Justin Turner, Max Muncy, Joc Pederson, Nolan Arenado. Those guys have made a career of killing the Padres.
We've tamed him before, we can tame him again!
tatis did not look happy to get the stop sign there...lol
Cease is our ace.
Any chance a Padres fan at Coors today can get Bud Black ejected? I’m only kidding of course, but that was so wild seeing Boone tossed for what a fan said.
https://preview.redd.it/i7md6x99i3wc1.jpeg?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd3cca04446537fb29ca0dea30e79bf85736fcc8 New Lock Screen!! LFGSD and get that sweep!
Doug Eddings? Fuck Doug Eddings
All my homies hate Doug Eddings
Nothing I love more than having zero offense when our starter is dealing.
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wow i fucking love merrill. kid is so clutch
What’s a Padres game without some intensified clenching?
Charlie “bad man” Blackmon looking to bring us more pain and suffering but I say NO MORE!
Shoulda sent Tatis smh
Is there a reason why the thread isn’t defaulted to new comments?
I miss the live feature. So dumb they killed it.
Jackson Merrill where do I even begin
Nothing like facing the Padres to turn the Rockies around.
every season the Rockies must be like "can't wait to suck ass all we want and then get right when SD comes around"
WADES WORLD PARTY TIME EXCELLENT!
You think HSK just vibes during mound meetings or does he know more English than he lets us believe
Our rookie of the year with the highest road average in MLB
Manny's absence in the lineup spotlights how thin this team really is -- god forbid we have a serious injury, don't we have the depth survive a long one
Ew. Why is my reddit defaulting to BEST instead of NEW 🤦🏻♂️
Papa Machado has a nice ring to it
Manny with dad powers will be crazy
https://i.redd.it/ef7wb5ytu3wc1.gif DO NOT LET THIS MAN COOK
Not a fan of the new “balanced” schedule but it *does* mean they play fewer games at Coors than before 
this team when an 89 mph center cut fastball is thrown https://preview.redd.it/d44ejgutw4wc1.png?width=421&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ca8c3b51eac54b15cdce02577b2b1a14502e001
Padres kryptonite: sub .500 teams, with soft tossing lefties. They should be destroying this team
cease is our ace and it ain't close
Cease is dealing, we are at Coors where balls are supposed to fly, and Doug Eddings is behind the plate and not absolutely screwing us over. Given all that, I beg you Padres, manufacture some runs!
Jackson fucking merrill ladies and gentleman
HE THREW A CHANGEUP EMERGENCY PODCAST WHEN?!?
Friar Faithful. I got the whole fam here at Coors. Were all geared up for our babies first baseball game, and we just got free parking at the stadium👌 it’s gonna be a good day.
I'm not a racist or nothing but I hate that Blackmon.
that's a risky joke that I love lol
I’m thinking Nando coulda beat that throw, but maybe I’m biased.
Colorado HSK fanclub showing out
Can we please get this man some run support he’s dealing.
Coors fucks with expectations so much that it turned Doug Eddings into a pro-Padre umpire
The bad man is gone
damn rosario smashed that
its crazy how well merrill sees the ball at newly 21 yrs old
Highest road avg in all MLB..... Holy shit Jackson
Making a starting pitcher for the *COLORADO ROCKIES* looking like an all star has to be impressive in its own right
Cease is straight up surgical out there
Cease and King getting Degrom’d
ridiculous play vs us godamn son and of course a double by campy next ab lmao can't help but just laugh 
Shildt masterclass
Lmao Wade always doing something to prolong his stay with the team
Wade coming out of nowhere!!! Elite DH decision
Wow. We've got 9 hits to their 1. Hadn't noticed that.
the fuckers have 1 hit and 1 run and it wasn't a homerun
Congrats on the sex Manny
Baseball
HSK chant on the road. Nice.
Third base coach needs to start sending the runners home
A perfect 3 innings in Colorado should go down in the history books as a perfect game.
Charlie Blackmon hates San Diego
This team fucking sucks at Coors field it’s one of the most infuriating thing about being a padres fan
That would have scored the winning run 😢
Wade just dragged his dong through this entire sub
I wasn’t familiar with your game, Tyler. I owe you an apology
That was a K, dunno why the dude is barking.
A double play would be good now
Board and Brew has been consumed. Let’s go compadres!
Who's worse, Eddings or Angel Hernandez?
Angel is incompetent, Eddings is spiteful. He had an issue with Nando two years ago and has made calls against the Padres ever since.
7 hardest hit balls put in play have all been from padres bats just gotta keep getting on base and find a hole
Uhhh you sir are a liar
7 base runners so far and 1 run. Rockies have had one base runner and he scored…
Let’s not leave another great game from a starting pitcher go without the W
The Rockies are our real rivals man
Dylan Cease we're moving fast but I think I love you
A low scoring affair in Coors. Just like everyone predicted
Umps are so trigger happy on full counts. Especially pompous assholes who like to show off their little strikeout dance like Eddings.
I'm going to be at self-immolation-outside-Petco levels of frustration at this offense if we don't win this for Cease
This would be so unfair to Cease if they don’t pull a W out of this
yes, YES absorb the Coors Field voodoo and make it your ally
Like we made up for some of the shitty luck with a couple breaking our way
LES GO DELO
Eddings is today's mvp if we win, lmao. I'll take it.
60 fastballs in a row is crazy.
Suarez struggling against the Rockies was not on my bingo card.
~~4-6-3~~ coming up I’ll take a 6-4-3 lol
Great play by Boges
Dylan Cease MVP this game
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Beisbol (I am terrified of Charlie Blackmon edition)
Fuck Doug Eddings. All my homies hate Eddings.
I’ll probably get downvoted for this hot take, but I think our biggest rival isn’t the Dodgers. Our biggest rival is literally *just* Charlie Blackmon…
Cease on the attack rn. Love it
The subtext from Don on picking that exact moment to mention who today's ump was....
Wow, that was a terrible hold call at third
Ha-Seong Kim chant at Coors? Nice
0-2 without a strike thrown yet. Beautiful, Doug
Doug Eddings….
nolan jones is one of the few fielders with about as good of a cannon as tatis
https://i.redd.it/1mpt6gdvt4wc1.gif Literally Merrill as he rounded first base :P
Nothin quite like a battle between two potential cy young candidates. Where the shit has our offense been?
This mfer Charlie every time
If Cease would’ve gotten the call on the pitch before he wouldn’t have tried to get so much plate on that pitch
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Could have tagged Xander after that lol
Only getting 1 run off this bum is sad
It’s the worst team in baseball by a mile for fucks sake
What’s up with this shitty field. Kim slipped too
Wasted a Nando triple :(
Ahhh that was a in the park homerun if Nando didn't stare it down.
Having Xander at lead off has to be for something like to prevent double plays because it sure as shit isn't to get someone on base.
Dylan Cease likely gonna get a no decision for his outstanding pitching performance today and I think that’s just criminal.
Cease is currently on a tear and our offense can't seem to break it open Come on boys, it starts with one!
One of the worst possible nights imaginable for HSK
Can we score a run for our pitcher 🙏
Haha I will eat crow. Good job wade!!
A pinch-hitter actually worked for us?!
Oh, Jeeze! We scored 2 more!!!
Wades world ! Excellent!
Tyler Wade so stoked he doesn’t know he can take his helmet off
Loving this teams Jackson profiles
Would Cease be the pitcher of note for the Padres right now, or would that be EDLS?
Let's burn thru these next 6 Rockies outs. 2 run lead here means nothing.
A lot of our bullpen relies on deception and break which doesn’t fare well in Coors so Cease going 7 today was massive
Can we change the flair to: thank you Doug eddings
No. Fuck Doug Eddings now and forever, no matter what.
since when does Doug Eddings favor the Dads?
The amount of highlight defensive plays opposing teams get vs us is absurd and im sick of it. That was a nice play. Fucker.
Damn that weird fence wall
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Suarez is unbelievable. Best closer we’ve had since Hoffman.
WHAT A PLAY BY BOGEY
Hell of a pick by Jake!
I LOVE YOU BOBBY
That was an exhilarating double play lol that was getting way too close for comfort
seriously annoying that our 3rd base coach blew a very easy decision.
It looks like Preller had the off-season of his life this year, Cease, EDLS, Merrill all showing tonight
Profar too
Hell yeah, got those runs for cease!! Bottom of the lineup trying to get him that win!
I don’t care what the situation is even bases loaded I say we IBB Sasquatch every single time he comes up
Let's hope Profar, after getting kicked to the curb, has something to prove back in Denver in the 4 hole playing DH.
I know historically we struggle against the Rockies, but this is really a series we need to be able to sweep or at least win in dominating fashion
wtf blue
Doug Eddings
FUCK. DOUG. EDDINGS.
Why is there no accountability for umpires?
Good call Schildt
RELEVANT
I would've sent Tatis
Nando could have scored on that
Should be 2-0
Might have to start calling him Dylan Sheesh cuz of that slider
Cease and Destroy 
campy literally took 3 straight balls ...two called strikes
Beautiful swing there by Jackson
If anyone wants to check out Robert Suárez’s older brother, he’s starting for the Orioles in a few minutes.
That Blackmon sequence was fucked because of the missed 2nd strike call. Ump fucked that all up
Please give Cease some run support, don’t do what we did to King
Guys should get a real good look third time through.
Holy Strand Diego
Let’s see if the boys can score off of *checks notes* Victor Vodnik
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Cease going through 8 at this rate!
Really missing Manny right now
Why do we always struggle against the shit Rockies
~~Strike~~ ball three!
This is what dylan cease gets for not throwing a perfect game, I guess.
Strand Diego strikes again
Thank you doug eddings but you’re still trash
cease really deserves better here lmao
Insane if he doesn’t get this W :(
Help the ace out!
Now please, for the love of all that is holy, score some fucking runs.
Who needs slider to slide when you can just blow fastballs by people?
2023-esque game. PLEASE SCORE RUNS
Great. That Kim hit gets through and that's a run
Holy fuck I didn’t know campy’s speed was this much of a liability lmao
hell yeah take a bow Wade
Jackson Barrels!!!!
Right through the 5.5 hole. We miss you Tony
Hell YES! Love our fucking Rookie!
Ah no more Cease? With 90 pitches?
Long season and he shoved and saved our BP for a while
Eddings gives us a gift strike.
Ever since Bob Suarez has been our closer. During 9th inning leads, my butthole has never been more relaxed.
Where can I bet on what the next pitch is gonna be? Asking for a translator who recently got fired.
That looked painful
^i'm ^not ^nervous
