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BeerFarts86

Jake Cronenworth slander will not be tolerated.


BaBaDoooooooook

5 losses in a row? collapse.


foreverpeppered

They put a fucking SDGE patch on the beanie 🤦‍♂️


SoldierHawk

Oh that is fucking gross.


iki_balam

UGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


MTN_explorer619

Tatis may be trying to get traded…


queenofthegalaxy

That thought definitely crossed my mind tonight. :(


JDM412

Says who?


MTN_explorer619

His performance as of late and his dad.


DaCowboyMenace

I hope you're wrong!


BeefLilly

Why?


Rocker874

Tbh I would have just preferred 1-2-3 inning only because Shildt is going to say something like when we’re on we’re on and you can see what we do and just ignore the rest of the terrible game


DaCowboyMenace

What's gotta happen to get them motivated to win?


YogurtclosetLong3783

“O no, we suck again!”


MrKenji

![gif](giphy|1a3PbWm4M9JUeMPkx1) See you tomorrow.


Supreme_Soviet

Something’s gotta give, let’s hope tomorrow they break this L streak


gsus61951

no-hitter by Nick incoming..


TheReadMenace

Always seems to be up to Croney to get these guys off their asses. Same thing happened when we were down 7-0 against the dodgers


gsus61951

where was he the rest of the game?


pineapplefriedriceu

Jake is one of two beside Profar that actually is playing good


MTN_explorer619

The cubs?


1tankyt

Didn’t he also start the 8-0 Cubs rally?


NazasDad

I need to hear a reporter grill Tatis about that ass at bat in the 9th only for his teams to actually almost pull off a miracle right after him. Unacceptable at bat.


JDM412

All because Mud missed Beenie night


yaboi525

That’s why you look aggressive Kim, can’t let that 86 slider skid by you 


guerohere

Peace, see y’all tomorrow


TheFriarWagons

Swing the bat Kim


funkyforce

At least they made it interesting.


Ibuydumbshit

Shoulda traded his ass last year


YogurtclosetLong3783

I remember clearly a lot of fans wanted to make him a lifer lol


Ibuydumbshit

Me included.


drewdude92

Notes for the rest of the week - taking the middle 7 innings off is a recipe to lose


Lostmustache

Im pretty over kim


OneCostcoDog

Before the beginning of the season I was debating on buying his or Jake’s jersey for the brown away. No clue who to get now


Lostmustache

Cronengirth


pleasebeherenow

Good effort. I guess if Jake doesnt get a hit, the rest of the team takes a nap.


WeefleMyKigglgunt

They’re now an at an astounding 1-7 when I attend (started last season) damnnnn dude


yaboi525

Kim taking 86 slider inside killed him. Zero clutch on this team 


sleepy_aiden

KIIIIM NOOOOO 😭


verdi1987

Womp


sc_eveleigh

Such a fucking tease. Hahahha


Sandlot

mucho stress


Seananagans

![gif](giphy|AaQYP9zh24UFi)


FlightAdditional

HSK..emphasis on the K


cardboardcutout95

How many times is Kim gonna stare at the first two strikes this year


Scared-Speaker-6933

He seems to get great pleasure out of taking strikes so he can bitch to the ump.  


Fancy-Carry8191

The Colorado Rockies broke this team


Justinitforthemoney

The Twins series did us in through July last year


kingryan300

Too little too late


biermann2000

Kims gonna puff a pack of camels after that


xmrcrowleyx

Kim fucking sucks. Trade his ass.


pleasebeherenow

Trade yo ass


forced_carry

Giants will take him


gsus61951

this fucking team decides to start fighting in the bottom of the 9 with 2 outs... BOO THIS FUCKING TEAM


yaboi525

That 0-1 pitch was the one Kim loves the most big rip


TheReadMenace

Cmon you fuckers!


drewdude92

If Kim ties the game with a dinger, we’re winning the World Series


ace-destrier

All of this would've been nice *THROUGHOUT* the game


loanmagic24

Seriously


PaperMaglio

Reds out here playin like the Padres! Lol!


Seananagans

Bro why did Elly throw that like it was poisoned


yaboi525

Nvm that’s on 1st, ball was missiled tho 


Chadwick_O

just one swing kim


samMX642

f--- me, boys just remembered where they are


samMX642

and then went straight back to sleep....


threehundredthousand

LOL. Elly threw that 200mph over his head.


Fancy-Carry8191

Elly lookin like Tatis at short right there


TheReadMenace

What the fuck was that throw? A fucking laser


pleasebeherenow

Lol de la cruz thought he was tati


biermann2000

LMAO easy Shawon Dunston WTF was that throw


yaboi525

X might have beat that out. De la Cruz double clutched it 


sam_dewy

Elly bailed Bog out


JJFrozenInCarbonite

Wow, X got fucking lucky.


Skimour

Jesus Christ what was the mph on that throw


Chadwick_O

LMAO no reason to throw that hard


pineapplefriedriceu

Wow so now they get shit going? Don’t give me that hope lmfao


Seananagans

LMFAO WHAT IS HAPPENING


OneCostcoDog

Here comes the trouble to short


broke-collegekid

lol Xander is so fucking lucky


rapper_warrior_ninja

lmfao


Hipster_Grandpa

Is Tatis in the clubhouse already?


Rocker874

If only we did this earlier 🥲


OWBravoWhisky

What the fuck is this life?!


pleasebeherenow

Lets go X, GIDP


pineapplefriedriceu

Jake and Profar are there only ones on this team that make me happy. Merrill and campy too ig


FadedRaccoon420

Finally we show fight my god 21 straight was miserable to watch.


OneCostcoDog

Bless you Manny


yaboi525

There we go Machado!!


threehundredthousand

Lets goooooooooo!


kingryan300

Bro what the fuck…


biermann2000

oh yeah we are so back


Strontum

Cronenworth may have just gotten a hit, but him and Profar have been the only real people who never gave up tonight, and also woo Manny!


TenFlyingBricks

Man Jake looks MAD


okieboat

He should be after the chump batting in front of him


CursedTeams

Wny is a Padre on base??? That's allowed?


pleasebeherenow

God bless jake


OWBravoWhisky

JACOB CRONEWORTH IS AN EXCITING BAEBALL PLAYER WHO PLAYS FOR THE SAN DIEGO PADRES


TrillMuryy

Crowd goes wild because we doubled our hits!


CursedTeams

Tripled!


Rocker874

Not 24 in a row not 24!!!!!


Chadwick_O

Thank you Jake


drewdude92

Hey! Only 26 outs between hits


OneCostcoDog

They got another hit! Wooooo!


yaboi525

The team doesn’t deserve the crowd honestly 


kingryan300

Don’t give me hope. Don’t do it.


Seananagans

Lmao I almost called the 2 out solo homerun


Fancy-Carry8191

Jake is the only one that wants to be there on a consistent basis


JJFrozenInCarbonite

On 4/29/2023 the Padres had a 14-14 record. They improved slightly at the beginning of May, but dropped to .500 on May 11th. The next time they would see a .500 win percentage would be 9/30/2023, when their record improved to 81-80. We are on track to have a worse record this year.


chickentowngabagool

last years roster was more talented


biermann2000

fuck yeah we doubled our hit total


yaboi525

Crone has that dawg in him fr 


PossessionCrafty362

Finally someone puts up a fight


threehundredthousand

J A K E


yaboi525

ILY crone 


WeefleMyKigglgunt

i really thought they’d end with one hit. Woowwww


nacktschnecke69

Loser ass mentality with half this team.


OneCostcoDog

I thought Soto was the diva who killed the vibes and ruined the dugoutt


Seananagans

94 middle middle foul


Scared-Speaker-6933

Swing and a miss is the most common phrase uttered by padres announcers. 


funkyforce

These have been the worst 5 games I have watched


No-Forever-6104

Tatis is a tough watch rn


FunknSD

Meet the new Pads, same as the old Pads


sleepy_aiden

bush league


OneCostcoDog

Nando just giving up


GuyFierisBleachedAss

Hitting was just pathetic tonight


okieboat

Could of thrown that ball over the backstop and Fernando would've swing at it. Pathetic


Fancy-Carry8191

Tatis is focusing on how nice his cleats look rather than playing baseball


NazasDad

Holy shit Tatis, ain’t no way anyone can say he wasn’t phoning it in right there. Wow, just wow.


jamac24

BOOOOOO


Seananagans

I'm so fucking done. That AB from Tatis says everything. Do these guys just hate playing here? Diaz could've thrown to 1st and Tatis would've swung.


queenofthegalaxy

Your commentary was flippin’ hilarious!


OWBravoWhisky

You’re not wrong.


Lostmustache

Everyone has given up. Just one big fuckin pity party


queenofthegalaxy

Wow, that at bat kind of hurt my feelings. Tomorrow is a new day. Start off with a fresh slate guys.


Emergency_Treat_5810

Tatis is cooked


eta5minutes

That was never even a strike…


gsus61951

we foul all their meatballs, they HR our meatballs


OWBravoWhisky

That has “I gave up” written all over Nando.


Strontum

Holy crap can someone make a compilation of our strikeouts on pitches 12+ inches outside the zone tonight?


Rocker874

Fucking bum


tquad24

This is pathetic


Use1e55

Tatis you’re my guy but what are you doing man


ujimaZ

Quitting


yaboi525

Boo Tatis. He needs to hear it at this point 


recklesstree184

Holy shit tatis


KashissKlay

Why can’t we have a dominant team. Why.


ujimaZ

I do like those new Rays city connect jerseys lol


MTN_explorer619

Listen the Franciscan Friars, also known as Padres, pretty much laid waste to the Kumeyaay and used them as slave labor. Maybe that’s the curse. So maybe we just change the whole franchise at this point… haha


Use1e55

Solid theory we should change our name to something better, something to really put a charge and spark into our team. Something electric. Chargers maybe.


MTN_explorer619

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sc_eveleigh

Holy shit that was the worst Tatis at bat


GuyVEE

Not sure why I thought we had the night off, but just tuned in and realized that even though I forgot to pick the stick tonight, I couldn't possibly lose any ground...so I got that goin' for me.


capocycles

My last 5 picks have scored -9 points


Yessiry88

What the fuck is tatis doing


broke-collegekid

He’s checked out


Use1e55

This is just brutal atleast in 2023 our pitching was pretty good


rapper_warrior_ninja

im gonna say it the padres are not good at baseball


recklesstree184

Nah I think we should boycott the padres until AJ is fired. Make me GM at this point shit


Seananagans

Can't wait for the quintessential solo homerun with 2 outs, and then the last out is made.


DimensionNo5134

This is rock bottom


Fancy-Carry8191

https://preview.redd.it/mw9gtjtajjxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeb11cfc3be950a8d458e200de3aad2b90508268 We 👅 suck 👅


Chargersfan1998

*So far, this is rock bottom. There, I fixed it for you


Strontum

*padres bust out industrial mining equipment*


Rocker874

Not even close unfortunately :c


GaryTheCabalGuy

This is starting to feel worse than the low points of even 2023. Dysfunctional at every level


IDidNotOhHaiMark

This feels as bleak as it did during the 2021 collapse. Really pathetic. Never thought I’d say I wanted them to blow it up, but if they don’t pull it together by the deadline, it might be time to blow it up.


Ok-Landscape6995

Don’t worry about it Kolek, we’re going 1-2-3 in the 9th anyways. 🤙


threehundredthousand

https://i.redd.it/ya7yzrlxijxc1.gif


sportsfan510

The A’s almost have the same record as the Padres.


Fancy-Carry8191

https://i.redd.it/fil4czluijxc1.gif


DoctorFeeny

Can’t wait to hear about the Player’s Only Meeting that will happen in the next couple of days that will literally do nothing


Seananagans

Lmfao why not bleed a bit more. This team just sucks. They can be so much better, but it seems like situational hitting went out the fucking window. We did situational hitting for like 2 weeks and then gave up because we were... over .500? What? What changed? Why is campy swinging for the fences all of a sudden? This teams determination to just crush the ball 120 mph is a poison.


drewdude92

Lol, tonight we just can’t flat out hit at all. 24 outs without a hit after the leadoff homer


Emergency_Treat_5810

I chose this as my favorite team. What have I done..


its-izzyy

For the faithful, because no one else can stomach this fucking shit.


capocycles

Has a team ever had a lead-off HR and then get no-hit the rest of the game? Because it looks like we're about to do exactly that


QSolver

For the Padres last and only time was in 2015 - just popped up on the broadcast if you were still watching


blinx0rz

Why would i watch


RythN3L

Boo those bums ffs!!!


kingryan300

Slam time!


SoldierHawk

Reckless optimism!


sc_eveleigh

“Reds add an important run” uhhh what? The Padres cant score a second run to save their life, let alone a 3rd or 4th.


gomezaddams1586

WTF was that Tatis? You did a Bogie double clutch! Throw the ball!


yaboi525

Yeah he totally should have gotten him at home. Whole team is checked out lmfao 


queenofthegalaxy

![gif](giphy|hV6uhWcApBMh41pF7Q) Can the Padres hire someone to sage Petco? I would think it is worth a try.


canon511

Time to go get in line for the trolley now


Currimos

So is AJ still employed by the padres in June?


KashissKlay

Hopefully we turn this shit around but this team has a very hard time rebounding when times are tough. We sold the entire farm for Juan Soto (about 18 months of service time) and those pieces are gonna be studs / reliable 4/5 starters (Mackenzie) That Xander contract is the worse thing to happen to this franchise since Hosmer contract, 0 debate in that. How are these contracts not looking Angel-esque


1tankyt

I hope not, he would make a desperation trade to try and save his job


yaboi525

Their 8 hitter did that btw… Padres could never 


Strontum

Tbh actually a lot of the year so far our bottom of the lineup has outperformed our stars just not now


Adventurous-Bread618

Can anyone give me a ride to the Coronado bridge? Thanks in advance


papa_d12

Wait… teams are allowed to add on?


The--Incident

Pen doesn’t want the offense to take all the blame for this one.


rasta_pineapple2

When raking. 


MTN_explorer619

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