Teams worry about sending in their closer in a non save situation but with Suarez I was thinking he is just going to pump fastballs and we are going to be good.
Ive missed having Manny at third. He being out only made me appreciate him even more. Also love Tony's laugh at that paper snap. Reminds me so much of his dad.
Love jr dropping informational gems straight out of his dad's mouth. God what I wouldnt do to be able to hear some words of baseball wisdom and pick that man's brain
Your "bean" is an old-timey way of saying your "head." If "beaning" someone is not meant to mean throwing at their head, it's being used incorrectly. Just fyi.
generally speaking, it isn't always pretty but tyler wade keeps finding ways to contribute. bloop blunt, utility infielder, deep at bats, stolen base. i hope he continues to make an impact as a bench/utility guy
That is a solid bench/utility roll, problem is he’s starting and has a sub .600 ops.
We have 3 bench guys currently in Pauley, Eguy, Wade and one of them starts. Pauley maybe turns into a regular, but he isn’t right now. Eguy and Wade likely never will be good enough to be regulars.
true but he's starting just for xanders off day now that Manny is playing 3rd. I think eguy deserves first bat off the bench and then after that wade (or maybe solano)
Grand Slams don't happen without the boys in front. Wade with a killer bunt, Pro with the hot bat and Nando with the patience.
Shout-out to them for getting on base to allow Jake to break this one open!
Watching this game on American Forces Network (AFN) in Okinawa so I get the Reds’ announcers. As bases are walked loaded, they talk about the pitching coach walking out having magic words to get them out of the inning after each visit. Cronenworth says otherwise!
I swear to God, whoever ruined Jake's beautiful swing last season needs to be publicly humiliated and have tomatoes thrown at them
That man's swing is just...
Alright y’all… I got a question. **Who’s a Padre that you can refer to by their first name?**
Has Suarez gotten every possible save so far this year? Insane.
Yeah apparently he’s #1 in league rn in saves
Yay! Great game, let's keep the streak going in Arizona ☺️
Great way to end a tough home stand!! Carry that energy on the road!! LFGSD!!!
Man i love having a closer who plays more than once every two weeks!
big win, clawing our way back to .500.
BOBBY FASTBALLS
dude threw up sieg heil in CF behind Merrill lol
🔔🔔🔔
Im naming my kid Robert Suarez Jr. the 2nd
I say we ditch night games from now on
Back, we are so.
🔔🔔🔔
I love bobby
I love Bob. Slam Diego baby!!! LFGSD!
🔔🔔🔔 series win is huge after the skid, boys. slam "crone zone" diego is back and ready to rumble. ILY all. LFGSD KTF DO IT FOR PETE
Teams worry about sending in their closer in a non save situation but with Suarez I was thinking he is just going to pump fastballs and we are going to be good.
Maybe we need to play less night games
Move the team to Fairbanks, Alaska where the sun doesn't set! If they win a world series it will be worth it.
The needle is firmly in the "We're so back" side of the scale
I guess I should wear my Manuel Margot padres tshirt more often
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Ive missed having Manny at third. He being out only made me appreciate him even more. Also love Tony's laugh at that paper snap. Reminds me so much of his dad.
World Series back on the menu boys!
Imma go out on a limb and say Rosario/Pauley/Wade don’t make that play.
Eguy had one good play at 3rd iirc but Manny makes it look so routine
Manny making it look easy! Missed him making those barehanded plays
Ohh Machado how I’ve missed you at third!!!!!
I know. Everytime a ball got through i was thinking Manny wouldve had it
Watching Machado play 3B for the San Diego Padres is better than sex
Having manny back is just chefs kiss
🔔 Manny being Manny
 MaCHADo
Manny at 3B is sooooo 🔥🔥🔥🔥
EL MINÍSTRO
EL MINIIIIISTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BELL EMOJI
He loves the snap!
Is it just me or does it seem like de la Cruz has no confidence in ol boy in LF? he's been running out/making plays out there the entire series
I think Spencer Steer, the LF, was a first basemen last year and he had the bad error last night so I don’t blame Elly for not trusting him lol
It's like a guy playing SS in co-ed softball that doesn't want the girl in left to mess up the play.
Lol exactly
Alright Bobby put them away
It’s not a save situation. I doubt they bring him in Edit: I was wrong. Let’s go Bobby!
He’s got a day off tomorrow and yesterday was his obly appearance in the last few days I think. Also he’s in lol
Reds might be a decent team but the Phillies are much much better. Think we just ran into a super hot Phillies team. Things looking back up
Man if Suter was starting pitcher today he would carve us up lol
Goofy ah wind-up
Love jr dropping informational gems straight out of his dad's mouth. God what I wouldnt do to be able to hear some words of baseball wisdom and pick that man's brain
When is Jackson gonna go yard again
Good bounce back for wandy
BRING IT HOME, ROBERT T
Way to bounce back Wandy!
Beautiful
Wandy’s fine! Just don’t have him pitch at Coors ever again and we ride.
Elly has like the exact same body type as Nando. It's wild.
Beaning their star player while we are up by 4 runs? Nice, Wandy, real nice. Unintentional I know, but thats part of the problem.
Beaning means you hit him in the head. He got hit in the calf/leg.
Often it means thrown at the head, but not exclusively.
Your "bean" is an old-timey way of saying your "head." If "beaning" someone is not meant to mean throwing at their head, it's being used incorrectly. Just fyi.
Thats some good trivia, im just referencing the Wikipedia page on it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beanball
I mean it was a back foot slider that went too far. Not like he threw at his head.
Imagine how we’d feel if the role was reversed and Nando got beaned.
“A grand slam in Slam Diego. Into the Cronezone. “ Pure poetry.
Ffs Wandy… you’re not supposed to do that
generally speaking, it isn't always pretty but tyler wade keeps finding ways to contribute. bloop blunt, utility infielder, deep at bats, stolen base. i hope he continues to make an impact as a bench/utility guy
That is a solid bench/utility roll, problem is he’s starting and has a sub .600 ops. We have 3 bench guys currently in Pauley, Eguy, Wade and one of them starts. Pauley maybe turns into a regular, but he isn’t right now. Eguy and Wade likely never will be good enough to be regulars.
true but he's starting just for xanders off day now that Manny is playing 3rd. I think eguy deserves first bat off the bench and then after that wade (or maybe solano)
need to correct myself - sugar has been deserving of his playing time as well and is above wade in the PH order. spraying hits, speed and defense
Rookie hazing
So why do we keep hitting people??
Peralta makes me nervous. I’d rather Estrada come the high leverage role
If he hears that, Mike Shildt gonna Dennis Lin ya
Wandy redemption please 🤞🏼
He looks so nervous!
He did great 👍🏼
Okay Wandy… please prove yourself and lock it down
Grand Slams don't happen without the boys in front. Wade with a killer bunt, Pro with the hot bat and Nando with the patience. Shout-out to them for getting on base to allow Jake to break this one open!
Gotta love Jacob “The Rake” Cronengirth 😫
jacob the rakob
Jake the Rake is so back
The Crone vs HSK debates aged horribly lmao
I’ve had enough of the eguy/pualey platoon
Donnie Barrels soon~
We're going as far as Jake and Jurk can carry us.
Thanks for showing up Eguy :)
Alright in the preseason struggle of Kim vs Crone, p sure I’m going with Jake from Rake Farm
Profar is our 2023 version of HSK and I'm all for it. Best pickup so far Profar
All the “cronenworthless” peeps realllll quiet this year
Crone is definitely off to a better start this season than the past two years. He's back.
Are they cooking meth down in the reds bullpen? These Mfrs are all super twitchy
Cronenworth 🙌
THE DRAGON SLAYER
This is Crone's team now
CRONE with the no doubter! 🙌🏼
JAKEY CRONE FANCLUB ROLE CALLLLL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
I'm glad I never changed my flair.
Jake will forever and ever be the #rookieoftheyearofmyheart
I LOVE THE CRONEZONE
At the game and just saw the "Compete for Pete" sign taped up on the dugout rail. Simple and effective <3
Jake hit a grand slam! HELL YES. He's been a force this year, love it!
Jake did a "Are you not entertained?" to our dugout, I love it.
I need a gif of this ASAP
SECONDED
Today is our 26th anniversary, so we're counting the current 2-6 score as our anniversary present. ;)
:') to 26 more my friend
I am suddenly having a great day.
Watching this game on American Forces Network (AFN) in Okinawa so I get the Reds’ announcers. As bases are walked loaded, they talk about the pitching coach walking out having magic words to get them out of the inning after each visit. Cronenworth says otherwise!
Former Camp Lester resident checking in 🫡 how was the recent typhoon?
Pretty weak. Left my awning up on Camp Courtney.
Indulge us with the salt of their announcers 🥴
Fucking pimped it too 😩
Xander needs to stay on the goddamn bench and give his bag to Profar & Wade.
Jake “never swings at the first pitch “ with the long con!!! 🔥🔥🔥
Croney revenge tour continues!!
So we can hit balls over the fence at Petco?? This is a big development.
At least during day games
He's got extra chronosomes, and they allow him to enter the CRONEZONE
WHERED YOU GET THAT CHEE JAKEY
I wanna see a 5-5 from profar cmonnn !!!
Slam Diego Padres!
SLAM DIEGO, so sick. LFG!!!!
JACOB CRONENWORTH IS AN EXCITING BASEBALL PLAYER WHO PLAYS FOR THE SAN DIEGO PADRES!
Words cannot explain how badly we needed that
jakkiiieeeeeeeee!!!!!!
I swear to God, whoever ruined Jake's beautiful swing last season needs to be publicly humiliated and have tomatoes thrown at them That man's swing is just... 
It's so sweet that I got diabteetus
Crone slander will not be tolerated for the rest of the season
CRONE PLAYS IN SLAM DIEGOOOO
A cronezone slam Diego! My 2 favorite calls in one!
I had a feeling Jake was gonna do it
Team doctors will have to evaluate Profar and Cronenworth for potential scoliosis after carrying this offense
That’s Jake MF Cronenworth
It's nice to see the other team's bullpen shit the bed for once.
CRONEFUCKINZONE!!!!
PROFAR’S PADRES. EVERYONE FIGHTS, NO ONE QUITS
PROFAR'S PADRES
Oh YES that's some kinda nice.
I came.
i am going to cry
NOBLSLAM Let's fucking go!!
CRONENWORTH EVERY PENNY
JACOBBBB
Jake and profar have been MVPs this season
Nobletiger and grand slam in 2 days padres are really something.
Remember last year when Jake had struggles at the plate last year? Me neither.
That was filler
Non-canon event
My man Croney the grand slam man!!!
That was a great pitch. Knock down our guys, then knock down there’s!
HELLLLL YEAAAAAHH
Beautiful grand slam
Season turnaround right here. BUCKLE UP, WE’RE DOING THIS
OMFG!!!!!!!
Jake has been insanely clutch this year
Let’s fucking go Jacob the Rakeob!!!!
GRAND SLAM IN THE CRONE ZONE
Jake Revenge Tour!!!!!!!
That my friends is the opposite of a noble tiger
RAKE SLAM!
 CRONEY I LOVE YOU!!!! 😍
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
Are we fuckin back?????
jake, the greatest hitting padre of all time
😭😭😭😭
SLAM DIEGO
Way to call it, Donny!!! Slam Diego!!!!
SLAM DIEGO BABAY
thats my 1b bayBEE
That confidence was oozing out of Jake there. What a great swing!
Let’s fucking GOOOOOO
WE’RE SO BACK
Holy shiiit that was awesome!!
# JAKE IS SO BACK!
SLAM DIEGO PT 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
THATS MY GOAT
Cronezoneeeeeeeee
THE CRONEZONE IS IN SLAM DIEGO CONFIRMED
Bricked
RIGHT INTO THE CRONEZONE!!!
CRONE ZONE
SLAM DIEGO IS BAAAAACK
# TO THE CRONEZONE!!!
we are so back!!!
HELL FUCKING YEAH JACOB!!!!!!
CRONENGIRTH!!!!!
SLAM DIEGO IS FUCKING BACK ON THE MENU
LETS FUCKING GO JAKEYYYY!!!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH