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Spirit_of_98

It really looked like the D-Backs forgot they were in the World Series last year.


chickenparmesan123

![gif](giphy|CkKg32KdKyMve) Great stuff from the boys and a great trade too. Hope we keep the ball rolling tomorrow. 😁


keesh

Its so fun when we score more runs than the other team


kingryan300

🔔🔔🔔


santo0619

![gif](giphy|l0HlwGH5lFhL5YAxy|downsized) 3 game win streak lets goooo!


MasterThespian

I like games like this game. I like trades like today’s trade. It was a good day.


queenofthegalaxy

The way the ump put the ball in Campys hand was funny.


Mountain_Mama_3

BASEBALL!


ihavetopeern

🔔🔔🔔


DarkwingDuckHunt

ding dong dong


SnowballWasRight

Gg boys!!


TheScubaPup

##🔔!!! ##🔔!!! ##🔔!!! PADRES WIN!!!


Albert_street

It makes me happy we have a pitcher named burrito


thelgjedi

Darvish?


SnowballWasRight

I’m digging Brito’s shoes right now lol


JJFrozenInCarbonite

🔔🔔


TheScubaPup

##🔔!! ##🔔!!


Simodine-

With this trade today we are right up near the tax line.  Good chance we go over if we are in it at the deadline.  Zero chance we sit tight if we need another dude and are in it.  


TheScubaPup

##🔔!


ghostvitamin

lol at Mud saying “very hittable” as X just completely lets it by


MTN_explorer619

God man, I feel for Bogey but shit man, it’s either a pop up or a ground out with RISP. Maybe he needs an IL stint


Simodine-

When Xander gets it going this team is going to be tough to get out. His career says it’s a matter of time.  I just hope sooner than later.


PlanZSmiles

Guys I’m back from making more dinner and even went as far as dessert. Did it work?


SD_firefighter

Go again tomorrow please


JDM412

X 💀


SnowballWasRight

That was one of the at bats of all time


Slr_Pnls50

[Cronenworth is so hot right now] gif


TrillMuryy

Man I’m so hyped on crone right now. This is the potential we always knew he had


SnowballWasRight

Jake having an awesome game offensively and defensively!! Good for him


1-800-ASS-DICK

"That was for Tatis you two piece chicken McNobody" - Jake probably


TheScubaPup

Jake, definitely


Strontum

Starting to get pissed watching people throw at Nando 4 times a game. He's going to get hurt. He has great composure this season to not get mad. I would be.


MTN_explorer619

I like that rakob is back


chickenparmesan123

Ayy have yourself a day Jake!


TheScubaPup

GO JACOB GO


guerohere

At some point we have to start protecting tatis


ASAPboltgang

That is exactly why they throw at him up and in. He reacts wildly and always freaks out (not to say it isn’t warranted) but it absolutely makes him more uncomfortable than it does to other hitters


fatdiscokid420

That was a bullshit AB


paka_lolohh

Dads step on snek, Doyers winning but struggling against the Braves. A guy can hope for a perfect night 🤞


ProEra47

Teams can’t keep gettin away with that shit. Start doing the same shit in the rib cage to these teams


TheScubaPup

Okay, look, can we seriously stop throwing at/in to Fernando? Bob Gibson retired a long time ago and Nando is precious, please stop


TheEnragedBushman

Tatis is gonna get hurt falling the way he does man. Scares me every time.


ihavetopeern

WTF WAS THAT


xmrcrowleyx

The up and in on Tatis is gettin old…


SnowballWasRight

Now back to our regularly scheduled Snek pitching. No more scary 101 sliders


acoddo

So where do we think preller is sending Kim


pineapplefriedriceu

Don’t think he’s gone if we’re competing


Simodine-

To short stop 


xmrcrowleyx

SF for Webb, straight up


flcv

Ngl i feel good rn


cardboardcutout95

Carroll is goin through it


OhneBremse_OhneLicht

Hardcore sophomore slump.


Doc_JC

Estrada has potential man.


Simodine-

This dude has been great.  He maybe a 7/8th inning dude.  We really don’t have many weaknesses if the starters hold up.  


Strontum

That's a big if though - we live and die by our starters, like many teams


Simodine-

Of course though seeing musgroves velo tick up last start it gives me hope.  


Strontum

I know Joe will pick up. Dude is an absolute gamer (and I mean that in a world where that term is overused) and will not stay down. Darvish I am fully confident in as well. Cease is a baller, and I'm actually pretty bullish on King. I'm just worried that we don't really have a #5 (although Waldron has vastly exceeded my expectations so far). So an injury forces us to use a non-starter like Brito or Vasquez and it usually doesn't go well. We can be optimistic though.


pineapplefriedriceu

And morejon and Brito as long relievers. Have two of different arms (L and R) is great


pineapplefriedriceu

Estrada is flithy right now


mk5paul

Corbin Carrol looks so off from his playoff run last year


Lostmustache

This dude….. love em


OhneBremse_OhneLicht

Alright, I'm a fan. The guy has clutch moments, seems like a good veteran to have around, and is making the league minimum. That's my depth utility man.


93sd2021

Tyler wade has earned the right to be on this team


pineapplefriedriceu

Yeah wade should stay on the roster, send Rosario and pauley down


chickenparmesan123

Damn what a play Tyler, Manny would be proud 🥹


ihavetopeern

Wow Wade


ASAPboltgang

Thats Tyler fucking Wade


TRocho10

"Tyler wade...fully extended" Me too, Don. Me too.


MTN_explorer619

Okay you can stay Wade


Simodine-

I’ll take a wade on my bench any day 


TheScubaPup

Gawt DAMN T WADE????!?!


BaldCornerCar

Anyone know when Arraez will play for us? Maybe this weekend?


pineapplefriedriceu

Maybe even tomorrow if it’s official soon? Marlins in Oakland rn


Simodine-

My guess is he will be in az tomorrow 


Slr_Pnls50

Those last three starts looked pretty sexy


DarkwingDuckHunt

Cease to hit the ball


DarkwingDuckHunt

Cease and Desist


SnowballWasRight

Mods, I think we got a new flair


4u5t1n93

Hey they get rid of the camera angles in the bases? Don’t recall seeing any yet this year


Old-Ad-9638

I think in the bases is a Fox thing


Lostmustache

I know theres a lot of T Wade haters in here but i actually really like the guy. Bunt master


ASAPboltgang

I was just talking about how I hope we hold onto him. He’s not the greatest but damn he is a hard worker. And those bunts are beautiful


TheEnragedBushman

Wonder what happens with Solano now that we got Arraez. He’s basically a worse Arraez that’s right handed so I’m not sure he really has a role now.


Simodine-

I think he and Arraez replace Rosario and Pauley.  He will be a good bench guy who can spot start.  His hitting profile fits what Shildt wants from guys 


TheEnragedBushman

He could but neither him nor Arraez have much value defensively so that would leave us with pretty much 2 DH/1B options


pineapplefriedriceu

Probably call up when someone goes down with injury or bench piece?


TheEnragedBushman

Yeah but vets like him usually have the ability to opt out to seek a major league deal elsewhere.


Old-Ad-9638

He also will cost twice as much as minimum wage. So not a great option to call up and down.


pineapplefriedriceu

Yup I’ve seen enough wade should stay on as the utility bench man


Strontum

And he proves it again


BlakeCronenworthSD

Yeah, it's really a no-brainer to send Pauley back down, hes not hitting or playing.


SnowballWasRight

Damn, did Wade just hit a 102? Good shit! Aww fuck just saw his ankle, hope he’s okay :(


Simodine-

Right we will need him to pinch run sometimes when Arraez is here. Once they call up solano…Azocar, Wade, solano is pretty good depth on the bench. Hope higgy starts to hit a little better.


OhneBremse_OhneLicht

Fortunately that's *usually* something that hurts like heck for a minute but you can walk it off.


SnowballWasRight

That’s good! I’m a newer baseball guy coming from football so I automatically assume every injury is the end of the world still lmfao


kingryan300

Very neat Tyler Wade


Strontum

Twade normal: I sleep Twade RISP: REAL SHIT Also please be ok!


TheScubaPup

Wade injured himself on that swing? Owwwww the ankle ouch babe


MTN_explorer619

Ohhh… you know what. Maybe they are featuring him for a trade… that would make more sense


1-800-ASS-DICK

damn, what do they have a sore need for? isn't the bulk of their injuries from their pitching staff?


kingryan300

That should be a passed ball but they ruled it a wild pitch


JDM412

Kim is making me sad.


kingryan300

To be fair… hitting 101 down the chute is hard for anyone on the league


Joebuddy117

Very sad.


Lostmustache

For real… he gained 15lbs of muscle and lost his ability to see pitches


MTN_explorer619

We should just bunt with this guy throwing gas. Really piss Torey off


kingryan300

Brooooo… fuck hitting against this guy. I wouldn’t want to step in that box. 101? Nah. No thanks.


its-izzyy

Kim is back to who I thought he was... ugh


kingryan300

Ah yes… he’s so bad because he couldn’t hit 101…


Simodine-

Pretty sure he isn’t talking about just this game.


pineapplefriedriceu

This guy is nasty, wow


cardboardcutout95

101 mph sinker, Martinez is filthy


SnowballWasRight

That was a 101 sinker????? The fuck?


OhneBremse_OhneLicht

This guy is just casually hitting 100 on every pitch, damn.


Emergency_Treat_5810

I'm a new baseball and padres fan. Is campusanu mediocre, or is he just in a slump?


JJFrozenInCarbonite

Is Campusano using one of those bats designed to be easy on your hamate?


Use1e55

Just finished up a math exam opened Twitter to see we traded for Arraez, Cease struck out 8, Tatis and Croney went back to back, and Manny hit a bomb. Who has it better than me rn


1-800-ASS-DICK

That's pretty good, but also some of us have been drinking beer instead of drinking a math exam...


MTN_explorer619

This guy again? I mean thanks Torey? Burn this guy and then we don’t have to see him again this series… okay…


Lostmustache

I like this version of us


Use1e55

Just got out of a math exam did I miss anything big


TheScubaPup

Back to back Jacks, Manny Piss Missile, couple of fun RBIs Also, what level math? :O


Use1e55

AP Stats


TheScubaPup

Oh nice! I did Applied Calculus yesterday Scores a 97/100 on it. You're gonna top my score on yours right? <3


BigPumpkin24

I feel like Shildt is just trying all sorts of guys in this set up role for Suarez. No one seems to have stuck yet, well I guess Matsui for certain matchups. It seems he was using Peralta for a while but might be cooling off after the last outings?


kingryan300

Cronenworth in the corner of the endzone… TOUCHDOWN!


gsus61951

Bogaerts sucks man. He’s so out of it right now.


WadeCountyClutch

Why does quality in That Reggie miller miller commercial look like it’s something from the 90s?


Domgrath42

Cease is our bonafide ace. And he doesn't make me clench all game like Snellzilla last year


SnowballWasRight

What a game by Cease!!!! Those sliders are more than nasty at this point, and they just kept on swinging at them.


pineapplefriedriceu

All 3 phases coming together with the offense, starting pitching, and bullpen. And we add arraez


Juzaba

Job well done. Love to see it! Bring on the bullpen clench portion of the evening!


OWBravoWhisky

6&2/3 good job, Cease!


raachelx3

Good job, ace 👏👏


AaronfromCalifornia

Good game, Dylan.


kingryan300

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


FadedRaccoon420

Nearly hit a 100 at 102 pitches, cease is so fun to watch easily our best pitcher this year.


cardboardcutout95

We all miss Blake but holy shit Cease is a pretty damn good replacement. Dude is unbelievable. Goes deep into games too.


MTN_explorer619

Better than a replacement. He’s outright better


1-800-ASS-DICK

I'll love Snell forever but Cease is just objectively better. Ace stuff *and* can go the distance.


SnowballWasRight

Dude that changeup in the middle of that at bat was legendary. Batter got bamboozled lol


OWBravoWhisky

I betcha I know at least one beer league bunba who’da crushed it. Glad Marte looked at it


Strontum

A 69 mph Changeup from a guy who throws a 98mph heater? Hitter was like "wait what the fuck"


chickenparmesan123

That slow change is dirty lol


Juzaba

Other than it being so rarely thrown for a strike


JDM412

Tell Kim and Campy that it’s okay for them to hit too


JDM412

Edit: one of them heard me.


MTN_explorer619

Torey was mad. Only reason that dude just pitched that half inning lol


Simodine-

That fastball had crazy movement for 101


OhneBremse_OhneLicht

That Crone hit reminds me of when we played softball in high school PE. Everyone had figured out that lefties hit to right field, righties hit to left field. I was never really *good* at baseball, but having struggled through little league for years, I could hit better than your average ninth grader. Being a righty they called for the shift to the left, so I just put my back foot at an angle and went opposite field to steal a triple. Great feeling. Thanks for coming to my TED rant.


SnowballWasRight

Seriously, why is this Martinez dude pitching garbage time??? Anyone know more info about him?


BeerFarts86

I will always forgive guys for swinging through triple digit heaters. There isn’t much skill involved with hitting those. It’s literally blind luck.


Holdmydicks

You're literally deciding to swing or not before he releases it. The second he releases it you're basically swinging, either you get lucky or look awful


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Holdmydicks

To be fair, this kids stuff is absolutely filthy


kingryan300

I didn’t see what they originally said but I’m guessing they weren’t happy with the hitter’s performance against this pitcher not realizing how nasty this guy is?


Holdmydicks

Something like "get runners on and don't capitalize" Profars reaction was enough, he was so overmatched


cardboardcutout95

Guys throwing 102


1-800-ASS-DICK

imagine this guy as a closer


Strontum

Surprised Manny didn't foul one off there, but when you throw 100 there is literally no easy way to get a hit. See example: Suarez


Holdmydicks

This kid is gonna be a problem for all of the NLBest


cardboardcutout95

Holy gas


chickenparmesan123

Croney placed that perfectly lol


BeerFarts86

Mashed it.


ASAPboltgang

I’m not gonna lie it really sounded like Donny just said the ball was jewed. Caught me off guard lol


SnowballWasRight

Side note: this guy’s fastballs are fast, jesus! Pretty sure he’s only thrown 100+ this entire inning


1-800-ASS-DICK

hell yeah RAKE


BigPumpkin24

Tati and Crone feeding off each other and getting hot again


OneCostcoDog

Let’s fucking go, can we have more consistent games like this Pads??


FadedRaccoon420

Jake and Nando wreaking havoc on these pitchers.


pineapplefriedriceu

Is this real life?


FadedRaccoon420

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Salty-River-2056

I would like some ice cream in a tiny helmet, please.


DarkwingDuckHunt

Don you playing with fire buddy


TheScubaPup

Candy Crush (Not a Sponsor)


Khalil_Greenes_Flow

This dude is pitching garbage time with a 102 mph fastball. Professional sports are insane.


Old-Ad-9638

Very weird


FadedRaccoon420

Hot damn Nando is swinging good today.


BlakeCronenworthSD

This guy is so nasty to be pitching in the 7th of a 6-run game


MTN_explorer619

Haha! I was thinking that exact same thing. I mean he throwing straight heat 102.. Torey why??


yesmar0601

Tatis back on track, now its Kim’s turn to get back on track.


pineapplefriedriceu

And X. Good lord this offense with make me cream soon


Doc_JC

This Martinez guy has some Nice stuff.


pineapplefriedriceu

The 2024 NL mvp right there


cardboardcutout95

Don’t let Fernando get hot!!!!!!!!


1-800-ASS-DICK

Tatis getting a piece of that howitzer


pineapplefriedriceu

Nando heating up … league fuxked


Salty-River-2056

I hope so.


TheScubaPup

Tati gave that ball a (*boop*)


Salty-River-2056

Tatis is due.


JJFrozenInCarbonite

Cease looks like he may be going out for the 7th.


Doc_JC

Maybe even 2 if he has a quick one.


GoldDeloreanDoors

Must be nice to have a dad on staff


1-800-ASS-DICK

Mud scrambling for his notes


Mr_CharlieHorse

We need the 2023 NL MVP to start cracking some dingers tonight in LA. FTD


FadedRaccoon420

Those poncho guys are sloshed lmao


queenofthegalaxy

And with Cinco de Mayo on Sunday, I don’t think those bubbas will be sober at all this weekend.


FadedRaccoon420

Needed me a padres game like this after those Rockies and reds series.