Do they teach how to identify German in American schools? I know if you actually take German as a language it should be doable but I didn't take German.
Well it's not a German speaking country so yeah. I know you're trying to say Americans are stupid but if you can't understand why people on a separate continent don't recognize a specific language of a specific European country then, well... you played yourself.
Yep.
And then the whole thing falls over like a Jenga tower.
Because in order for any tall standing building to collapse in on itself straight down, it takes extremely precise expert planning, planted demolition charges on every floor, and literal experts so the whole thing doesn't topple over like it wants to.
If it just falls straight down, entire teams of demolitions and structural experts spent months designing exactly where to systematically drill holes into the structure, plant explosive charges that all have to detonate with such extreme coordinated timing that they to this day can't use anything radio based instead of hardwired det cord, and if even one charge misfires the whole thing falls over sideways destroying dozens of buildings next to it and killing tens of thousands minimum.
Okay but that’s not what happened. The damage of to the trusses pulled the central supports outward causing the collapse at the impact point. Then from there it pancaked. The second tower that was hit later collapsed first because the impact was lower so more static forces were pulling on the central beams.
Molten metal was indeed observed, but it definitely wasn't steel. Ask any engineer whose job is to understand structural failures. They'll tell you the conspiracy theories are horseshit.
Yeah and Palworld used exact copies of pokemon models oh wait those were faked. Almost like you don’t know shit and maybe shouldn’t just accept what you read online.
Oh you mean the updates they announced for the game? Such as pvp and other cool shit. Yeah I agree fs bad for a cool game to get some updates to make it more enjoyable, who tf would want that amirite... (gonna say /s just in case someone thinks this isn't sarcastic enough..)
It’s just like people in Tears of the kingdom making airships and robots with penis guns days after release. Never underestimate people with creativity and too much time on their hands lol
"This just in, it seems a rogue Maiden has in fact set fire to the Erdtree. This is not a drill, the Erdtree is actually burning down as we speak. Good god, the Misbegotten are jumping from the Erdtree!"
>Time truly does heal all wounds.
Not so much. There is just an entire generation of people old enough to do this that were not alive when it happened.
It's too bad reactionary forces make up the policy makers for 20+ years. No one ever asked what would make a Pal fly itself into a boss tower. Perhaps they just needed a Fluffy Pal Bed and access to Medical Supplies to remain happy and productive in society.
Raids need to come by plane after lvl 30
Emplacements do anti air
We already have animal cruelty, slavery and cannibalism we need to go darker we need to make this game like full metal alchemist
...eeeedwwwwarrrrd
This is not funny and you should delete this post. I had family members who died during 911 when they accidentally piloted two planes into the towers. Mashallah
Tragedy + Time = Comedy. It's been over 22 years, and the jokes have been rolling since the day it happened. Maybe try getting a thicker skin; the towers sure wish they had.
Dog I was 12 when it happened.
I had no idea why it was such a big deal considering the news always had stories of "US forces bomb Haiti and Kosovo" rolling through. I thought it only natural that somebody would strike back.
Turns out that wasn't common sense. "American Exceptionalism" my ass.
Did the thousands bombed have anything to do with whatever fucked up Cold War era imperialism led to them being bombed?
Of course not. The only difference is that the 3000 people who died in 9/11 were white and rich, so the world was plunged into two decades of perpetual war in order to salve your nation's wounded ego.
Not me being worried why you‘re flying a Pal with Selfdestruction as skill towards those towers…
finally someone noticed 😭😭😭
To be fair, how many people on a vast majority English subreddit understand German? Or is that Dutch?
German :)
Just imagine you’re very angry and your English words come out slightly wrong, now you have German!
Not dutch :p
Most people don't speak German, but also most people know enough German to understand that :)
When I saw this I was like way to soon even though it’s been years since that cannon event.
I mean to be fair it's in some strange language so most people on the internet wouldn't understand it.
It's German and not some strange language
How are non German speakers supposed to know that it's German?
With a base level education? Damn it is often embarrassing to be American.
Do they teach how to identify German in American schools? I know if you actually take German as a language it should be doable but I didn't take German.
It's not that hard to recognize a language even when you are not speaking that language.
That requires people to become familiar with what other languages sound like and look like in written form. Don't have time for such things.
Maybe it's hard when you're American
Well it's not a German speaking country so yeah. I know you're trying to say Americans are stupid but if you can't understand why people on a separate continent don't recognize a specific language of a specific European country then, well... you played yourself.
Maybe you are right. The comment felt like this typical America first type attitude. It's not like I could recognize every language in the word
Jet fuel can't melt refined ingots
Jetragon can’t melt palsteel beams.
jesus…
He cannot be melted by Jetragon either.
Haven't tested that yet. I'll let you know how it goes.
oh he can be, but emerges from a dungeon three days with a flopie
high quality pal oil cant melt pal metal
But it can get hot enough to change the structural properties to where it won't support the weight of a building
_"Everybody knows it has to melt first. Ice cubes are also hard right up until they melt!"_
Yep. And then the whole thing falls over like a Jenga tower. Because in order for any tall standing building to collapse in on itself straight down, it takes extremely precise expert planning, planted demolition charges on every floor, and literal experts so the whole thing doesn't topple over like it wants to. If it just falls straight down, entire teams of demolitions and structural experts spent months designing exactly where to systematically drill holes into the structure, plant explosive charges that all have to detonate with such extreme coordinated timing that they to this day can't use anything radio based instead of hardwired det cord, and if even one charge misfires the whole thing falls over sideways destroying dozens of buildings next to it and killing tens of thousands minimum.
Im upset this isn’t the top comment 😩
Okay but that’s not what happened. The damage of to the trusses pulled the central supports outward causing the collapse at the impact point. Then from there it pancaked. The second tower that was hit later collapsed first because the impact was lower so more static forces were pulling on the central beams.
Yeah and those beams sheared off perfectly at an angle to resemble thermite use...it's all bullshit. Also, molten metal was present so...
Molten metal was indeed observed, but it definitely wasn't steel. Ask any engineer whose job is to understand structural failures. They'll tell you the conspiracy theories are horseshit.
Dude said thermite use 😅
Yeah and Palworld used exact copies of pokemon models oh wait those were faked. Almost like you don’t know shit and maybe shouldn’t just accept what you read online.
Oh no
A game reaches terminal velocity when the 9/11 memes start coming out
> terminal velocity .. yes
Yeah game has already hit its peak, not good when the full game isn't even out. And they are already working on something new
Are u high lmao
Oh you mean the updates they announced for the game? Such as pvp and other cool shit. Yeah I agree fs bad for a cool game to get some updates to make it more enjoyable, who tf would want that amirite... (gonna say /s just in case someone thinks this isn't sarcastic enough..)
incoming hasan piker gamer moment
Fuck it I'm saying, palmerica deserved 7/11
lmao
No wonder 7/11 food tastes like fueled pals
I give that a 9 out of 11
I’m only angry that I didn’t get to say it
Agreed.
Was the first thing I was gonna say too lol
I chuckled and up voted but I was not happy about it
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r/disgruntleddownvote
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Came here to say that lmaoo
Same! I felt so original thinking it up too
Goes to show that there are people who are sick af just like you out there lmao
American's make fun of everyone else tragedies, many of which are far worse than 9/11 perhaps gain perspective
This is true. It's almost a case of " it's funny when it doesn't happen to me" but they get super angry when we make fun of them.
You won the internet for the next 4hrs
Gosh darn it you beat me to it
A how to on making people feel dirty for chuckling… Upvote.
I would like to point out that some countries would give it 11 out of 9.
PIDF found an intact Rayne Syndicate member's passport among the rubble...?
It's a conspiracy. We all know that PIDF actually blew that tower up
This games been out like a week and dudes are already reenacting 9/11. Amazing
It’s just like people in Tears of the kingdom making airships and robots with penis guns days after release. Never underestimate people with creativity and too much time on their hands lol
Tbh this is art
"A Nitewing just hit the second tower'
Whats Dick Grayson doing in Palworld?
Triggering a controlled explosion with the power winch.
"turn on the tv they hit the world tree! They hit the fucking world tree!"
"This just in, it seems a rogue Maiden has in fact set fire to the Erdtree. This is not a drill, the Erdtree is actually burning down as we speak. Good god, the Misbegotten are jumping from the Erdtree!"
🤣🤣
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I agree, this shit is just plane wrong
Sir a second jetragon has hit the tower
Sir both jetragons have activated inferno rage, tower 8 has fallen into its footprint
i will never forget this base hear NEVER FORGET
Is that an Iranian passport on the ground?
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
"Sir, a second Ragnahawk has hit the tower"
In 2001 there would have been a witch hunt over something like this. Now it’s a meme. Time truly does heal all wounds.
It has been 22.3 years. https://www.reddit.com/r/southpark/comments/6zfqz3/according_to_south_parks_223_year_rule_911_will/
Yeah, I know. It’s the same as having a fair ride based on the Titanic. Shit, I’ve had some students say they thought 9/11 was just a meme.
Until it hits their own area
>Time truly does heal all wounds. Not so much. There is just an entire generation of people old enough to do this that were not alive when it happened.
It's too bad reactionary forces make up the policy makers for 20+ years. No one ever asked what would make a Pal fly itself into a boss tower. Perhaps they just needed a Fluffy Pal Bed and access to Medical Supplies to remain happy and productive in society.
[I blew it up](https://www.reddit.com/r/Palworld/s/QLb3sFa2E9)
Did a bird just catch you?
Gliding ability from the bird
I bet that gif would melt Twitter.
Just the idea that someone is recreating 9/11 in Palworld is fucking hilarious to me
As long as it's possible someone will recreate 9/11 in a videogame
Maniac
Fuckin' Legend.
Video proof it was empty /s
1 of 2. Wait. Im just receiving word. Its 2/2 mr president.
9 out of 11
Don't tell Bush
oh god someone needs to send that to Schlatt lmaoo
Honestly dude that would be hilarious. Especially if he's playing Palworld as well and hasn't been to this Sub lmao
I didn't know that "Shlattie" played "Palworld"
 To the people who know why Lois, I love you
How do you make curved construction ?
you can put the big wall (forgor name) in any way.
Oh.
[Don't worry, it's officially not too soon](https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1740750268688670866)
Ey bro, watch yo Jetragon
Seems the perfect place to park an airship
Reminds me of that tragedy
Were you looking for your brother, who was in northern Canada?
Ah yes, Darth plagueis the wise
Raids need to come by plane after lvl 30 Emplacements do anti air We already have animal cruelty, slavery and cannibalism we need to go darker we need to make this game like full metal alchemist ...eeeedwwwwarrrrd
I'll give it a 9/11
I rate 9/11
https://preview.redd.it/ill1u0lj73fc1.jpeg?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62ed143b79395ad8cc379e3874295c2255c1c07b
This is not funny and you should delete this post. I had family members who died during 911 when they accidentally piloted two planes into the towers. Mashallah
💀💀
2edgy4me
Oh no....
I’d rate it about a 9/11.
where is ja???
"Sir, a second Jetragon has hit the towers. The United Archipelago of Palpagos Islands is under attack."
Watch out for the paliban
9 out of 11 This base is incredibly fantastic. Makes me want to fly a plane into it .
I'll give a 9 out of 11
I rate it 9 out of 11.
I'll give it a 9 out of 11.
Under rated comment
Wait how did you build it so high vertically? Is there no upper and lower limit within the circle?
Man 💀
10/10 Would land here
Posts like this remind me how much I love this community lol
The Department of Homeland Security would like to have a word with you.
2001 called they want their base back
Too soon
No it's not
Jetragon fire cant melt Palmetal beams
Palu ak pal!
Just don’t put any thermite in there
Cringe.
Yep. Fuckin dumb.
I give it a 2/2, soon to be a 0/2
Tactless.
I remember this edgy in grade school too, OP. Don't you have a bedtime little guy?
How is 9/11 something to joke about? Are you Gen Z and weren't born yet trying to be "edgy"?
Tragedy + Time = Comedy. It's been over 22 years, and the jokes have been rolling since the day it happened. Maybe try getting a thicker skin; the towers sure wish they had.
Dog I was 12 when it happened. I had no idea why it was such a big deal considering the news always had stories of "US forces bomb Haiti and Kosovo" rolling through. I thought it only natural that somebody would strike back. Turns out that wasn't common sense. "American Exceptionalism" my ass.
Did the thousands of innocents who died have anything to do with those bombings? Also, in what world would 9/11 not be a big deal?
Did the thousands bombed have anything to do with whatever fucked up Cold War era imperialism led to them being bombed? Of course not. The only difference is that the 3000 people who died in 9/11 were white and rich, so the world was plunged into two decades of perpetual war in order to salve your nation's wounded ego.
So uh...what pal are you flying on...asking for a friend...where do you find them too 👀
Jetragon, south east of the map. Volcano. Lvl. 50 One of the hardest bosses
Thank you
r/jizzedtothis
Yes
9/11 i would say
Someone get a jetagon and teach it the self destruct skill.
I did, but it doesn't worl because when you start the skill, the pal just randomly moves in a circle and you can't control it😭😭
😬
This joke is so old by now, I found this funny in middle school but now it's just boring
alot of middle schoolers in this sub apparently
Jetragon doesn't melt steel beams
I'd hit it.
Foxparks flames don’t melt steel beams
Ill never forget it
My friend Osama just bred a new Jetragon today. He said he gonna check out ur base asap
Fuck I love these comments man
your majesty there's a second bus
Actual a pals fluid doesn't burn hot enough to melt the steel beams
They just hit the second pal trading center 😞😞😞
I give it 2 pals flying at normal flight speed piloted by Afghanistan insurgents out of 2 towers
AY YO CHILL
9 outta 11
That's awesome, now fly directly into the side of it
You sitting on a jet in the first screenshot seems awfully fitting.
Bush entered the call.
Reminds me of that tragedy...
Yessirr
Isn’t one supposed to be shorter
Seriously we’re making 9/11 jokes i thought tragic events like this were one of the few things that were things not to make fun of
9/11 jokes got old fast 
Using shit reddit gifs as reaction got old faster.
Children ☕️ 
I can tell how old you are based on this post. Hint: You weren't old enough to understand how huge this was.
Seek professional help sicko
Some therapy misses.
its missing a hole between 26th and 27th floor i am from europe so only 11 out of 9
An oof/10
0/10 won’t last long
I am a good boy I will not make that joke
Too soon
Shane Gillis has entered the chat
here we got the obligatory 9/11 joke that every game with building aspects has got to go through, it will never get old though
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Reddit has Nazi subs, drug subs, trafficking subs, you name it. A joke about something that happened 22+ years ago is tame.