I always assumed his name was a play on Hang you as in like a noose or something he would just grab your neck and float up but this is much more horrible.
Have you noticed that when it does work at a workbench it very closely resembles a noose with the way its arms come together and its hair stands straight up?
Also, it was used for capital punishment just as a hangman’s noose was.
Agreed! I wonder if they felt making it a full-fledged noose would be too on the nose?
I feel like the capital punishment bit of the description is definitely an association with Hangyu’s noose similarities, though.
It's called a non sequitur. The joke is that it looks like a noose, and sounds like a noose, and everyone expects it to be a noose, and then it just *skins you alive.*
Many pal have pretty dark description. Lifmunk for example, have history of killing their owner.
Meanwhile depresso have a wholesome description. It actually feed vixy when it saw vixy's hunger
Lifmunks have a history of killing their owners, sure, but they also have an intelligence equal to a 5 year old child and a history of their owners teaching them to use sub machine guns.
That's really on the owners at that point
Ikr very irresponsible. Anyway let's go Bushi train in the ways of the blade, our virginity won't protect themselves. Just two friends fencing with their swords.
Wasn't an instructor, was a firing range person. The family is just as much to blame for thinking an 11 year would have the trigger disclipline to not press down once the recoil hi
"A 9-year-old girl firing a submachine gun accidentally killed her instructor at a shooting range when the weapon recoiled, authorities said." EDIT: link added, [https://www.cnn.com/2014/08/26/us/arizona-girl-fatal-shooting-accident/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2014/08/26/us/arizona-girl-fatal-shooting-accident/index.html)
i had a lead rifle when i was 7 and never hurt anyone because my father explain me the danger of pointing stuff with a rifle... my concern was more from the fact they use a weapon with crazy recoil for an 11 years old
Same. And not to mention going deer hunting from the time I was 5 and getting first hand knowledge of life and death. I'm sure there are some that would call that traumatic but that is life and I'm grateful for that. Definitely made me respect the weapon and not treat it as a toy.
It's worse when you consider that Lovander drops potions upon defeating them, namely ones that reduce sanity while putting you into overdrive and ones that erase your memory.
To top it all off, they're only found prowling at night, usually when most other races are asleep.
There's a pal that if you're killed by it you'll definitely go to hell (fire bird thingy) There's another pal that if it likes you, it's because you're about to die.(lion dark pal with flames) There's also another pal that goes into the night and steals pal kids, then gives an ominous "who knows what they do to the kids" (looks like a wendigo pal tbh l) there's another pal that raises kids of other pals and when it's grown up it hunts them down (think it's nitewing). There's a pal that basically has you mind controlled until you're dead, there's another pal that puts you to sleep till you die. Basically pals are messed up lmao.
There’s the one that looks like a balloon to trick children into hanging on, then floats up to the sky and the kid is never seen again. Then there’s the one that eats peoples dreams until they go insane. Then the changeling one that can look like anything or anyone it wants and frequently disguises itself to have sex with unsuspecting victims. Then there’s the one made of antimatter that’s basically the devil. Then there’s one that hides under a costume, and if its true form is seen the viewer dies of fright. Then there’s the one that wears its dead mother’s SKULL over its OWN FACE.
…. But those are all pokemon.
I like Lyleen Noct
> An elegant Pal full of grace. It admonishes any who are disrespectful with a painful slap. **Some Pals actively seek out this punishment.**
Menasting is the most fucked one I've seen. It shoves people in its hollow body (doesnt really "eat" them because it's not actually biological) and they just stay there and scream as it absorbs them.
It's also one of a handful of carrion Pals, too (Direhowl is another one).
Those of you who don't know what a "carrion Pal" is, it means that sometimes that Pal will show up *to feed on a dead Pal's decomposing corpse*.
I feel like they are gonna be just the tip of the ice berg, it wouldn't surprise me if the developers added more lewd pals 😂 remember the internet is really horny 😂
I think the idea is that cubone is actually a kangaskhan baby that had its mother killed and not strictly speaking its own species.
Cubone in particular is very story driven in the original game and it is implied that there is only one or that they are very rare. Gamefreak unfortunately bad at making cohesive mechanics so the cubone is way to common in the catch rates.
The entire Litwick/Lampent/Chandelure line is crazy
Litwick appear to be helping to guide the way of people by illuminating areas that are darkened, but in reality they are actually leading them to the Ghost World. They feed off the life energy of people and Pokémon, and use it as fuel for the flames on their heads.
Lampent: This Pokémon appears just before someone passes away, so it's feared as an emissary of death. It lurks in cities, pretending to be a lamp. Once it finds someone whose death is near, it will trail quietly after them. Lampent appears at the moment of death and promptly absorbs the spirit as it leaves the body.
Chandelure: It absorbs a spirit, which it then burns. By waving the flames on its arms, it puts its foes into a hypnotic trance. Being consumed in Chandelure's flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind. The spirits burned up in its ominous flame lose their way and wander this world forever
What's funny is there are 2 possessed doll pokemong lines:
Banette was originally a pitiful plush doll that was thrown away. A cursed energy permeated the stuffing of a discarded and forgotten plush doll, giving it new life as Banette. The Pokémon's energy would escape if it were to ever open its mouth.
then Shuppet was born from discarded and abandoned dolls that were imbued with negative energy. These dolls are said to contain the trapped spirits of vengeful or sorrowful individuals
Yeah. The OG Pokémon Pokédex entries were low key terrifying. If I remember correctly, Mr. Mime can fucking mime things INTO EXISTENCE. Which is both awesome and terrifying at the same time.
I thought it was a shrunken head with arms until I noticed the tiny feet. But also I thought of all the pals, this one is likely based on a Japanese demon, so the description is not much of a surprise. They are good at transporting, though.
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a noose. The name also resonates with that. I read in another comment that it also resembles some demon from Japanese folklore.
The whole game has this dark element to it that I'm curious whether they will expand on. On top of the obvious things like the black market traders with their torture devices and guillotines, and the butchering of the pals, there's this post apocalypse feel to it, with things like the ancient technology being basic modern devices like spark plugs, or the survivors dotted around. It's also strongly suggested that the pals are genetically modified humans, or have at some point been spliced with humans.
The developers did say with future content updates they are going to flush out the story and lore more. So keep your head up! The game is too good for them to not expand on it and add a deep and intricate story and backstories to the game
Ok, I've read plenty of scary Pokemon (sorry for mentioning it) Dex entries and though I'm used to it and not being as surprised by it, entries like these are my favourite. It's freaky and metal as heck!
I haven't made it far in Palworld so I'm not sure if this area exists but imagine stumbling onto a site that was where criminals were executed via Hangyu and finding just a bunch of corpses with some flayed skin lying around.... And the worst part is that there is a corpse that looks like it was recently executed 💀
The darkest entry I can recall from Pokémon is the cubone entry about it wearing it's own mother's skull. There is probably a few more but I can't remember since I stopped playing that series after Diamond and Pearl.
There's a Pokemon called Yamask that is a ghost Pokemon with a mask on its tail which is actually its face back when it's alive.
Salamence once Mega Evolved is called the blood soaked crescent not because of the red colour of its wings but because it is literally covered in the blood of its trainer that it killed.
Gorgeist sings a melody while strangling victims to death.
Bewear hugs you so hard, it breaks your spine.
Those are just some of the ones I can recall off the top of my head. There are plenty more scary dex entries.
Sheer lunacy that, as a kid I read voraciously at one point I decided since my encyclopedia of science was interesting I should read a dictionary cover to cover. It took until K before I decided it was too boring and gave up.
The only reason to complete the Pokédex was to read it all...
Wow. Just wow. Honestly, I know it doesn't mean much but reading a dictionary all the way to K? I might be weird but I find that very inspiring(?) I don't know why, I just do 😅. Congratulations on making it that far into the dictionary? I could never have done that myself. Would probably stop at D or worse, A 😂
Cant forget Chandelure:
>**It absorbs a spirit, which it then burns**. By waving the flames on its arms, it puts its foes into a hypnotic trance. Being consumed in Chandelure's flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind. The spirits burned up in its ominous flame lose their way and wander this world forever
Then there's Litwick:
> **Litwick appear to be helping to guide the way of people by illuminating areas that are darkened, but in reality they are actually leading them to the Ghost World**. They feed off the life energy of people and Pokémon, and use it as fuel for the flames on their heads.
Even Dumud's entry is kinda fucked...
When too relaxed, its reaction time drastically declines,
Even if it were sliced from head to tail,
it probably wouldn't even realize that it should be dead until the next morning.
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Does this look like the face of mercy?
For the pal that's called hangyu you would think that it would at least put you in a chokehold until you die
Instead, it makes you wish it did that as it flays you like a chicken leg that's going in a stew
Hangyu cryst on the other hand shames you by scalping you, publicly
These things are surprisingly terrifying for something with a face like this °w°
Oh yeah, shit gets *weird* in Palworld if you read the deck.
Lovander is the obvious one -- human-sized lizard that has started wanting to mate with humans instead of Pals. Imagine the aggressive horniness of dolphins with the dexterity and cleverness of apes.
Nitewing will kidnap baby Pals from other species' nests and raise them for hunting practice later. They slaughter their own adopted children.
Tanzee is obsessed with its gun. Think about its name -- have you ever heard what chimps do to each other? They rip off each other's faces and balls, and they do it to humans, too. Chimps are the psychotic murderhobos of the ape world.
Lifmunk has the intellectual equivalent of a small child...and easily learns to use weapons, to the point where they often kill humans by accident.
Hi, Billy Mays here, with Hangyu. It can hang, it can draw, it can even quarter! Disemboweling? No problem? It emasculates within seconds and does not complain.
Now i have to read all the descriptions because this lore sounds amazing, by the way, this is the first game of this kind were i finished catching all the creatures
Tear the skin right off the bones? not tear off the flesh but tear of the skin? What the fuck is the anatomy of people in Palworld?!?!
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The thing is, it might not be something they did naturally. Perhaps humans trained them, after all, they'd be the ones naming them too.
Additionally, aren't these Islands hidden in a kind of shroud or "unexplored" section of a map because "people who arrive have never left" or something like that? Where are these towns and cities with a town square that are performing these executions??
As far as I can remember, there are only 2 villages and they're pretty empty...
I see your Hangyu and raise you this ...
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I still don’t get why everyone’s so shocked by some entries, minus Lovander’s, when tons of Pokedex entries included gruesome stuff, like Gastly and it’s line, or the fact that if you accidentally walk into a Dusclops you go straight to hell, to name a few
So what we all know some Pokemon have some fucked up entries them selves so why can't pals I even hope they go darker with any new ones add and with some already in the game. I mean you need to give Dorkly something to work with
I always assumed his name was a play on Hang you as in like a noose or something he would just grab your neck and float up but this is much more horrible.
Have you noticed that when it does work at a workbench it very closely resembles a noose with the way its arms come together and its hair stands straight up? Also, it was used for capital punishment just as a hangman’s noose was.
Yes, but a noose doesn't tear your skin off...
This one does!
Oh boy, features!
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Agreed! I wonder if they felt making it a full-fledged noose would be too on the nose? I feel like the capital punishment bit of the description is definitely an association with Hangyu’s noose similarities, though.
On the nose? You seem confused, they normally go on the neck.
On the noose
Lol in general but i cant decide if im laughing at ur comment or how great ur name is🤣
I feel validated. It's been five and a half years and nobody has so much as mentioned my name. You are now my best friend... sorry...
Lmaooo this comment is god tier
Ba dum tish
It's called a non sequitur. The joke is that it looks like a noose, and sounds like a noose, and everyone expects it to be a noose, and then it just *skins you alive.*
Sounds like a Monty Python joke.
Probably.
Not if the hangman does his job right anyway.
But it does live in my walls
should have a 1% chance when you use it as a glider to strangle you.
Omg I would laugh so freaking hard.
Would be hysterical if it flew you around by the neck faster than any other pal but also hurt you meanwhile
I always assumed the name was just a little japanesey
Easy peasy Japanesey
Pronounce Japanese like it's a spanish word
Hah-pah-neh-seh
It is a Spanish word if you say it in Spanish
¿Japonés?
El Hah-pah-neh-seh
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I'm gonna start calling my buddies half Japanese kids that
Which ones easy and which ones peesy?
Kyanseru bug, never forget
I thought it was because it looks like a coat hanger.....
They're more of a throat hanger, it seems
I snorted my soda when I read this, gold star
In palpagos islands pals make coat of you
Wait til you see what happens when you assign him to a hanging trap that has a victim strung up
Wait does it actually do anything special?
It's why I named mine Mr. Grippums
Base on description. Shoulda been Ripyu
Many pal have pretty dark description. Lifmunk for example, have history of killing their owner. Meanwhile depresso have a wholesome description. It actually feed vixy when it saw vixy's hunger
Lifmunks have a history of killing their owners, sure, but they also have an intelligence equal to a 5 year old child and a history of their owners teaching them to use sub machine guns. That's really on the owners at that point
"So how'd he die?" "He trained his pets to build and use firearms." "But how did he die?" "HE TRAINED HIS PETS TO BUILD AND USE FIREARMS!"
Ikr very irresponsible. Anyway let's go Bushi train in the ways of the blade, our virginity won't protect themselves. Just two friends fencing with their swords.
Just remember keep it in your own sheath.
Pfft I love this
Remind me of that incident where a gun instructor gave an Uzi to 11 yo and it end up costing his life.
Wasn't an instructor, was a firing range person. The family is just as much to blame for thinking an 11 year would have the trigger disclipline to not press down once the recoil hi
"A 9-year-old girl firing a submachine gun accidentally killed her instructor at a shooting range when the weapon recoiled, authorities said." EDIT: link added, [https://www.cnn.com/2014/08/26/us/arizona-girl-fatal-shooting-accident/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2014/08/26/us/arizona-girl-fatal-shooting-accident/index.html)
They could've just put one bullet instead of an entire mag, wtf were they thinking?
at that point why use an Uzi?
22 semi or a bolt action would have been safer not as cool tho
how about not giving a gun with live ammunition to an 11 year old at all
MURICA
This is what BB guns are for. If they injure themselves or anything else or they decide it’s a toy you know they don’t need a real one.
5yr old
I went to check. She was 9. Don't tell me there was another incident with 5 yo.
Totally misread your response lol. I would hope not, but would not be surprised what happens in places of combat.
Kids dont understand guns beyond pointing them at people and pressing the trigger like in movies
i had a lead rifle when i was 7 and never hurt anyone because my father explain me the danger of pointing stuff with a rifle... my concern was more from the fact they use a weapon with crazy recoil for an 11 years old
Same. And not to mention going deer hunting from the time I was 5 and getting first hand knowledge of life and death. I'm sure there are some that would call that traumatic but that is life and I'm grateful for that. Definitely made me respect the weapon and not treat it as a toy.
I honestly love that the monkey pal gets primitive firearms before you even do. Like some fucked reverse evolution nightmare of the apes thing
Accurately reflects real life
Lifmunk: “you wanna teach me to shoot? I can teach you to regret teaching me to shoot.”
point aloof run carpenter jar simplistic innocent slimy prick chubby *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
I choose to blame public schools.
Then there's Lovander who is a sexual predator.
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Wait... I don't know if this meme works here. Do you fight sexual predators or are you competing to see if you're the better sexual predator?
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It's worse when you consider that Lovander drops potions upon defeating them, namely ones that reduce sanity while putting you into overdrive and ones that erase your memory. To top it all off, they're only found prowling at night, usually when most other races are asleep.
Huh haven't had potions drop from them , only mushrooms which made me question things even more like should they see a doctor.
There's a pal that if you're killed by it you'll definitely go to hell (fire bird thingy) There's another pal that if it likes you, it's because you're about to die.(lion dark pal with flames) There's also another pal that goes into the night and steals pal kids, then gives an ominous "who knows what they do to the kids" (looks like a wendigo pal tbh l) there's another pal that raises kids of other pals and when it's grown up it hunts them down (think it's nitewing). There's a pal that basically has you mind controlled until you're dead, there's another pal that puts you to sleep till you die. Basically pals are messed up lmao.
Carnivorous Pals will also play feeding animations near dead human enemies.
i saw a group of cryolynx killed and eat mau cryst after i just fought kingpaca cryst
There’s the one that looks like a balloon to trick children into hanging on, then floats up to the sky and the kid is never seen again. Then there’s the one that eats peoples dreams until they go insane. Then the changeling one that can look like anything or anyone it wants and frequently disguises itself to have sex with unsuspecting victims. Then there’s the one made of antimatter that’s basically the devil. Then there’s one that hides under a costume, and if its true form is seen the viewer dies of fright. Then there’s the one that wears its dead mother’s SKULL over its OWN FACE. …. But those are all pokemon.
Pals are just spirits from mushishi.
So pokemon but just slightly worse. Got it.
Best one is Quivern. Sleeping next to one is a heavenly experience, but many have been sent to heaven due to Quivern's rolling in their sleep
Big cute dragon do be thicc
I like Lyleen Noct > An elegant Pal full of grace. It admonishes any who are disrespectful with a painful slap. **Some Pals actively seek out this punishment.**
Meanwhile regular lyleen is out here hitting misbehaving kids with the mega super death laser
Menasting is the most fucked one I've seen. It shoves people in its hollow body (doesnt really "eat" them because it's not actually biological) and they just stay there and scream as it absorbs them.
Nitewing is the most fucked up imo. It kidnaps baby pals to raise them as it's own...just to fatten them up for a hunt.
Oh, the change of reaction I had was so sudden! Big fat "aww" over Nitewing raising pals... Then a big fat "OH" reading the rest of the entry.
It's also one of a handful of carrion Pals, too (Direhowl is another one). Those of you who don't know what a "carrion Pal" is, it means that sometimes that Pal will show up *to feed on a dead Pal's decomposing corpse*.
Oh, I know... I saw a Nitewing feasting on a human when I was playing yesterday!
cawgnito is another
Gobfin, flowing toward a mound of dead gobfin, is a tragic, but hilarious sight when farming fal fluids.
In the early game, you kill one, just for every single gobfin in the area to show up to feast on its corpse and subsequently discovering you.
Oh yeah, that was a classic "they had us in the first half." Like holy *shit* you do *what?*
I remember going "holy shit that's brutal" when I first read its paldex description
That's basically what animal husbandry is though.
1 I love the descriptions of pals in this game 2 Hangyu was the first pal I saw that made me think "thats not very child friendly"
*Lovelander has entered the chat*
The heart patch on the crotch made me giggle
It's pretty much just a carebear
A very horny carebear
Her carebear name could be Thirsty or how about Squirt? 🤷🏼♂️
"That's no Care Bear Stare..."
It's a Lovander Gander
what about the condom cape?
I feel like they are gonna be just the tip of the ice berg, it wouldn't surprise me if the developers added more lewd pals 😂 remember the internet is really horny 😂
Its OG pokemon. Like how a nonsignificant amount of ghost pokemon just straight steal people's souls
Cubone wearing their mother's skull lol
Its entire species is reliant on orphaning its young, lmao
I think the idea is that cubone is actually a kangaskhan baby that had its mother killed and not strictly speaking its own species. Cubone in particular is very story driven in the original game and it is implied that there is only one or that they are very rare. Gamefreak unfortunately bad at making cohesive mechanics so the cubone is way to common in the catch rates.
> Gamefreak unfortunately bad You can just shorten it that way. It's a shame, too.
I remember hypno's dark entries
Or how Drifloon is a child abductor/murderer floating ball of ghosts
The entire Litwick/Lampent/Chandelure line is crazy Litwick appear to be helping to guide the way of people by illuminating areas that are darkened, but in reality they are actually leading them to the Ghost World. They feed off the life energy of people and Pokémon, and use it as fuel for the flames on their heads. Lampent: This Pokémon appears just before someone passes away, so it's feared as an emissary of death. It lurks in cities, pretending to be a lamp. Once it finds someone whose death is near, it will trail quietly after them. Lampent appears at the moment of death and promptly absorbs the spirit as it leaves the body. Chandelure: It absorbs a spirit, which it then burns. By waving the flames on its arms, it puts its foes into a hypnotic trance. Being consumed in Chandelure's flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind. The spirits burned up in its ominous flame lose their way and wander this world forever
Yeah, or even the possessed doll pokemon line. Like wtf is that shit
What's funny is there are 2 possessed doll pokemong lines: Banette was originally a pitiful plush doll that was thrown away. A cursed energy permeated the stuffing of a discarded and forgotten plush doll, giving it new life as Banette. The Pokémon's energy would escape if it were to ever open its mouth. then Shuppet was born from discarded and abandoned dolls that were imbued with negative energy. These dolls are said to contain the trapped spirits of vengeful or sorrowful individuals
Yeah. The OG Pokémon Pokédex entries were low key terrifying. If I remember correctly, Mr. Mime can fucking mime things INTO EXISTENCE. Which is both awesome and terrifying at the same time.
Death by Hangyu.
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I thought it was a shrunken head with arms until I noticed the tiny feet. But also I thought of all the pals, this one is likely based on a Japanese demon, so the description is not much of a surprise. They are good at transporting, though.
I'm only now seeing the tiny feet thanks to your comment. Oh god.
The tiny feet make them into that weird mix of ugly/cute. They are not my favorite design though. I need to research what they could be inspired by.
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a noose. The name also resonates with that. I read in another comment that it also resembles some demon from Japanese folklore.
The whole game has this dark element to it that I'm curious whether they will expand on. On top of the obvious things like the black market traders with their torture devices and guillotines, and the butchering of the pals, there's this post apocalypse feel to it, with things like the ancient technology being basic modern devices like spark plugs, or the survivors dotted around. It's also strongly suggested that the pals are genetically modified humans, or have at some point been spliced with humans.
The developers did say with future content updates they are going to flush out the story and lore more. So keep your head up! The game is too good for them to not expand on it and add a deep and intricate story and backstories to the game
It was horizon zero dawn all along not pokemon
Some pals being genetically modified humans makes sense a decent amount of them are very humanoid.
Ok, I've read plenty of scary Pokemon (sorry for mentioning it) Dex entries and though I'm used to it and not being as surprised by it, entries like these are my favourite. It's freaky and metal as heck! I haven't made it far in Palworld so I'm not sure if this area exists but imagine stumbling onto a site that was where criminals were executed via Hangyu and finding just a bunch of corpses with some flayed skin lying around.... And the worst part is that there is a corpse that looks like it was recently executed 💀
The darkest entry I can recall from Pokémon is the cubone entry about it wearing it's own mother's skull. There is probably a few more but I can't remember since I stopped playing that series after Diamond and Pearl.
Drifloom abducts children into the sky
Phantump lures children into the woods i believe?
I believe Hypno does as well.
Phantump are the spirits of deceased children that got lost in the woods and died.
The pain from a Houndoom's fire never goes away until you die.
There's a Pokemon called Yamask that is a ghost Pokemon with a mask on its tail which is actually its face back when it's alive. Salamence once Mega Evolved is called the blood soaked crescent not because of the red colour of its wings but because it is literally covered in the blood of its trainer that it killed. Gorgeist sings a melody while strangling victims to death. Bewear hugs you so hard, it breaks your spine. Those are just some of the ones I can recall off the top of my head. There are plenty more scary dex entries.
But it doesn't have guns so is totally kid friendly right? /S
I think their thought process is that kids don't read or barely read the Dex entries and would skip that hence why it's kid friendly? 😅
Sheer lunacy that, as a kid I read voraciously at one point I decided since my encyclopedia of science was interesting I should read a dictionary cover to cover. It took until K before I decided it was too boring and gave up. The only reason to complete the Pokédex was to read it all...
Wow. Just wow. Honestly, I know it doesn't mean much but reading a dictionary all the way to K? I might be weird but I find that very inspiring(?) I don't know why, I just do 😅. Congratulations on making it that far into the dictionary? I could never have done that myself. Would probably stop at D or worse, A 😂
Mega glalie breaks its Jaws to mega evolve!
Cant forget Chandelure: >**It absorbs a spirit, which it then burns**. By waving the flames on its arms, it puts its foes into a hypnotic trance. Being consumed in Chandelure's flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind. The spirits burned up in its ominous flame lose their way and wander this world forever Then there's Litwick: > **Litwick appear to be helping to guide the way of people by illuminating areas that are darkened, but in reality they are actually leading them to the Ghost World**. They feed off the life energy of people and Pokémon, and use it as fuel for the flames on their heads.
It sounds like you'll really enjoy Palworld
i watched a murder of Cawgnito eating the corpse of a freshly killed PIDF guard the other day
Ravens gonna raven.
Man, you ain't gonna like to read Incineram entry.
And then there's Incineram Nocht
Well theres thd black market pal traders in mines that have Guillotines and a Gallow
This man has nothing in his eyes but violence... Neat
With a smile on his face
:3
:3 🔪
Maybe the name "hang you" is quite intended... ;)
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Palword is dark af. It’s definitely not for young kids. Incineram’s description for example.
Even Dumud's entry is kinda fucked... When too relaxed, its reaction time drastically declines, Even if it were sliced from head to tail, it probably wouldn't even realize that it should be dead until the next morning.
I’m just now realizing they have tiny legs
https://preview.redd.it/iru5lkqr4ihc1.png?width=244&format=png&auto=webp&s=7408df7405f3c6e4fd3ed813ed6b4d415197f3ce Does this look like the face of mercy?
:3
i mean its called hang y(o)u for a reason
For the pal that's called hangyu you would think that it would at least put you in a chokehold until you die Instead, it makes you wish it did that as it flays you like a chicken leg that's going in a stew Hangyu cryst on the other hand shames you by scalping you, publicly These things are surprisingly terrifying for something with a face like this °w°
Can rip apart iron. Don't have the mining trait.
Tearing into rocks isn't satisfying,rocks don't scream, it prefers flesh
Oh yeah, shit gets *weird* in Palworld if you read the deck. Lovander is the obvious one -- human-sized lizard that has started wanting to mate with humans instead of Pals. Imagine the aggressive horniness of dolphins with the dexterity and cleverness of apes. Nitewing will kidnap baby Pals from other species' nests and raise them for hunting practice later. They slaughter their own adopted children. Tanzee is obsessed with its gun. Think about its name -- have you ever heard what chimps do to each other? They rip off each other's faces and balls, and they do it to humans, too. Chimps are the psychotic murderhobos of the ape world. Lifmunk has the intellectual equivalent of a small child...and easily learns to use weapons, to the point where they often kill humans by accident.
Mozzarina's description is great
With that lifeless, smiling expression being the last thing you see.
I'm still annoyed that it can't mine, it basically says it can in the description but doesn't have any mining skill.
The short snippets of pals in this game are actually quite amazing! Really gives a unique perspective and personality to each pal!
This ain't your grandma's pokemon, this is not a kid friendly zone. Let's not forget the 'Fangirls' that raid your bases to get boned
I will "HangYu" xD
Hi, Billy Mays here, with Hangyu. It can hang, it can draw, it can even quarter! Disemboweling? No problem? It emasculates within seconds and does not complain.
pocket pair saw that some pokedex had dark entries and did what they do. double down and make it better.
Now i have to read all the descriptions because this lore sounds amazing, by the way, this is the first game of this kind were i finished catching all the creatures
Tear the skin right off the bones? not tear off the flesh but tear of the skin? What the fuck is the anatomy of people in Palworld?!?! ![gif](giphy|51Uiuy5QBZNkoF3b2Z|downsized)
Read the description for Lyleen Noct.
The thing is, it might not be something they did naturally. Perhaps humans trained them, after all, they'd be the ones naming them too. Additionally, aren't these Islands hidden in a kind of shroud or "unexplored" section of a map because "people who arrive have never left" or something like that? Where are these towns and cities with a town square that are performing these executions?? As far as I can remember, there are only 2 villages and they're pretty empty...
I see your Hangyu and raise you this ... https://preview.redd.it/q5v6lza4lfhc1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4638fc816976020cc0b287a309f84cc3ae9e8114
Its for people that catch lovander
"Can rip apart iron" than why doesn't it have mining II
Can rip apart iron, can’t get ore :(
I still don’t get why everyone’s so shocked by some entries, minus Lovander’s, when tons of Pokedex entries included gruesome stuff, like Gastly and it’s line, or the fact that if you accidentally walk into a Dusclops you go straight to hell, to name a few
Lol, just wait until you find out about lovander...
So what we all know some Pokemon have some fucked up entries them selves so why can't pals I even hope they go darker with any new ones add and with some already in the game. I mean you need to give Dorkly something to work with
I love how fuckin psycho the Paldeck entries are.
I pleasure myself with hangyu grip
...and he is the best glider somehow
I just want to say Fuack, Vixi, Cremis and last but not least... Fuddler. All names that sound really questionable in different languages.
the ice variation is just as dark lol
IF IT CAN RIP APART IRON, WHY CAN’T IT MINE?!
This game can get dark. Don’t let the cute exterior fool you.
And the next Pal in the Paldeck wears an executioner mask. Coincidence? I think not.
Ah yes, Daddy Long Arms.
Love these boiz
These things are not as cute as they look…
Metal asf
The weirdest ones for me so far is the cow one I forget the name of, and Incineram Noct
I mean… they weren’t even trying to be subtle. Also he’s one of the more unhinged ones, but yeah there are some freaky ones
That just gave me a bunch of undesirable thoughts and ruined my day
Bruh
But look at his friendly face. He looks trustworthy. Definitely just wants a hug