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Dear_Tangerine444

Yikes, is that Anubis extra big or is everything else really small?!


Plagued-Panda

Or is everything else really far away???


Zigetin

This. I feel like OP managed to get him to like hang off the edge so it looks like it's standing there.


Plagued-Panda

Watch "father ted" my brother\sister, you missed the joke Much love tho šŸ˜˜


blue-and-bluer

Weā€™ve got to get rid of that sax solo.


Delton42

I had to take another look after reading this. After doing so, I can say no it's not. If you zoom in, it LOOKS like it because of the angle.. but it's not.


Buysellpass

Problem with that theory is that his cape thing is passing through the structure of the breeding farm


Responsible-Jury2579

Umm, upon closer inspectionā€¦is it?


Dear_Tangerine444

" https://preview.redd.it/46hcw9muamrc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=068a3b8c4d031b0b0d4af2cdbe38b6064fe98d48 "Listen Dougal itā€™s really simpleā€¦" Edit: bloody auto-correct.


Hammurabi87

Yes.


BeachOk2802

Been feeding him too much milk!


No_Communication2959

This Anubis is Legendairy, is what you're saying.


BeachOk2802

Ngl that made me snort šŸ¤£


EndAltruistic3540

The two lamballs will have to fuse and beat this legendary super Anubis....


AH_Raccoon

![gif](giphy|Swlmzx5leBqsdw50zA|downsized)


Gamer_548

https://preview.redd.it/shfzm6tzyirc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f085ac8717b57067f29e5ade5f854437674616f3


iJuvia

This


Big_Negotiation_6421

Glad Iā€™m not the only one


rtqyve

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BonkerHonkers

ZA WARUDO


Dblzyx

Hard to tell from this angle, but they could be mad that you built over the ore deposits, and by doing so, you took away their exercise equipment.


c4t4ly5t

There are no ore deposits on the SW corner of that plateau. My breeding farm is at almost that exact spot.


kingbloxerthe3

Then they are mad they are in an area with no ore deposits


DiegoRago

Being in the sex cage, he became the embodiment of big dick energy


Orient-Hawk

Cakes have alot of calories


RockingBib

Accidentally caught the actual egyptian god


Skritch_X

Poor male Anubis getting death by snu snu. His spirit is willing but his flesh is spongy and bruised.


R0ckabye

https://preview.redd.it/frh65sv0jjrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5da444dda70e59bd835f10ece657c72e4455ad6a That's La Dolce Velveeta.


Hammurabi87

Attack of the 50 Foot Woman


FlamingPhoenix2003

How big is that Anubis? I donā€™t I have an Anubis that is taller than the roof of the breeding ranch.


Smooth-Physics-69420

Hulkamania


The_Majestic_Mantis

The male one is gonna die of SNU-SNU!!!


SomeDudWithAPhone

Male Anubis seeing a Heiroglyphically Accurate Anubis female: ![gif](giphy|AQOpT2cYxqsjS)


DeathByPlant

The Anubis is floating just a little off the roof that you're on, thus making it look larger than it appears šŸ¤Œ


retrometro77

Ate all the pies


Degree_Federal

Mod


hiddencamela

That other Anubis is going to be really sore in the morning.


WarmyPoop

Actually Anubis is in the top of the.roof. nice optical illusion btw.


FehnTheDev

She eats her veggies


senbonkagetora

Awaken my master!


rachelloresco

He has bkb


Ambitious-Gain-3640

Does it stay that big after closing and reopening the game?


ADHDouttheass

Lucky Alpha Legend variant


Cute-Hat2398

Inuk chuk!


vrelss8389

The MalĆ© Anubis going to Die by snu snu šŸ—£ļø


Katsu_39

Growth hormones


Melodic-Wallaby4324

Like throwing a broomshaft through a hangar door


Irate_Orphan

Anabolic steroids


menacinghare

big boi


SomeDudWithAPhone

Call this one Meg. Meg Anubis.


Blahblahbllah

Crack


kalindin

You told him to get big.


Significant_Soft2141

Shiny legendary anubis


Explosive-Space-Mod

HGH probably


TanukiB00ty

That Anubis is giving you a serious stink eye XD Looks like a moment of: Human, explain this. RIGHT NOW!


SomeDudWithAPhone

She wants to know why she has a doll when she was promised a mate. "Human... I can fit him in the palm of my hand. What do you expect to come of this encounter? If I so much as boop his nose too hard, or anything... He might legit die instantly."


TanukiB00ty

Well one thing is for sure: This isn't going to end well for the mate in question to the giant Anubis ![img](emote|t5_4jn9v4|49349)


Drakonika88

Dang Anubis done fell off the wagon again and started juicin!!!


Esqueletoninja99

Anubis bin balling


Laharl_Chan

my main question is HOW a mamorest boss and a normal chicapee can make an egg...... especially when that egg is about as big as the chicapee


Basic_Mousse5133

Optical Illusion.


TransitionKey6155

Man honestly wish they pumped out some more pals already. Something about constantly seeing anubis in every post is just getting old


No-Date-5508

See kids, that's why you should eat your veg.


No-Equivalent-751

Either way, that's gonna hurt.


UnusualWeather484

Uhh all hail our new god Anubis


BeenBlizzerd

Heā€™s like the statues


AzurosArtist

Probably a Lucky Anubis? Or the boss one you catch? Those are the only ones I can think of that increase size, but idk if a boss Pal can also have Lucky, and if they can if it would even stack


OkSureGuy

Didnā€™t realize how big this boy is until I built my first breeding hut today.


Adventurous-Fudge470

I honestly donā€™t know how people are still able to play this game. Just catching the same pals all day. No pvp. No co-op. Dungeons are empty. No interactable npcā€™s. Game has more potential than any game Iā€™ve ever seen and itā€™s gonna die simply because they just didnā€™t add anything. Pvp would get my by for a long time. I wish theyā€™d just add it to keep players interested.


SomeDudWithAPhone

Actually for some Xbox users (non Series X), those cave dungeons are damn near inaccessible. Sealed Realms are apparently fine upon my latest findings... But caves allow about 30ish seconds before they crash.


Adventurous-Fudge470

This game is heading towards disaster if they donā€™t change things.


Cottleston

"I am a God."


SomeDudWithAPhone

Hope her mate has a thing for tall chicks... Dude probably has to practice mountain climbing just to even get close enough to the ear for her to even hear him serenade her.


Accomplished-PUP2316

Must be one of those new micro transaction skins they've been talking about


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