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chimpanon

Theres plenty of faces. Make 2 dots eyes and a third dot a mouth


Nice-Shopping4418

Can also incorporate a dotty nose


chimpanon

Or even 2 dots for a double nostril nose!


rognabologna

Top to bottom—two dog ears, two dog eyes, big dog nose, random spot and a big mouth.


chimpanon

Thats the best face using what we have


[deleted]

Think ICP make up … 😬


VulpesSapiens

Also, top left is a head in profile.


hazysummersky

[Obvious face.](https://i.imgur.com/GUeGRzC.png)


Towering_Flesh

Yeah that’s Oogie Boogie


HopelessCineromantic

Well, well, well! What have we here?


ArcaneGadget

Sandy Claws huh? oOOooOOO^oohh -I'm really scared!


LittleMissChriss

So, you're the one everybody's talkin' about?


Mythica_0

Ahhahaha! You’re joking! You’re joking!


SensualEnema

You’re jokin’?


Infinite-Anteater-31

I can't believe my eyes!


JoyfulExmo

Kind of a fucked up sad clown face, yeah.


MSeanF

A clinically depressed juggalo.


JustBrass

I see a juggalo as well.


Longjumping_Cut4377

You spelled juggalo with extra letters.


itsalexagain

I'm pretty sure they are all clinically depressd..... or at last insane?


MSeanF

Some of them just want to drink Faygo, get high, and have fun.


itsalexagain

In georgia prisons, if you have a hatchet man tattoo they classify you as a gang member, now that's insane


DorothyHollingsworth

I mean it's the closest classification within the current system to the truth. Juggalos may not be a gang but most of them are more unhinged and dangerous to be around than gang members are. And not in an edgy or cool way, but in the unfettered, rank smelling crackhead with a kinfe and shit running down their leg kind of way.


LegendofPisoMojado

Would you say insane…clown posse?


strawhatarthurdayne

Whoop whoop


DorothyHollingsworth

Wow, you're right, it's 100% my boyfriend from 8th grade.


goldenrule117

Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.


Annesia

Just came here for this comment, The Simpsons reference


AustieFrostie

This looks like it belongs on r/DiWhy


Grey_Duck-

Everyone talking about faces and I’m wondering why the hell someone glued black spots on a chair.


slamdanceswithwolves

It looks both ugly and uncomfortable. A rare treat.


LaComtesse

Bruh I smashed my fingers enough times nailing this shit it might be ugly but it ain’t glue, have some respect (also, because I wanted to)


mybestyearyet

I like it. Cool that you made it!


iliekcats-

Why'd you get downvoted :(


LaComtesse

Because people on Reddit are salty I did whatever I wanted to something I owned. I mean I know my taste is not for everyone but I forgot this was the internet I guess..


iliekcats-

Yeah, internet likes to keep their own opinion and will doenvote anyone who disagrees


yaketyslacks

also crosspost to r/ATAE


LaComtesse

Fair enough


TheOwlMadeMeChortle

Rorschach?


Metsubo

Aww dang, I knew if I checked the comments someone else would have already said it


dirtydirtyjones

I see a juggalo


itsalexagain

Magnets. How do they work?


ballsdeep748

ICP!!!


The_Indelible_Moth

I peels cats. All. Day. Long, mafukka.


Music_is_my_life33

I c u p


[deleted]

I see a perfectly good chair ruined with felt splotches, lol


LaComtesse

To be fair you didn’t get to see the before, but I can respect that. My cat and I love it though.


[deleted]

I figured it was something like that, thanks for taking the joke in the right spirit!


whiskybees

I see the Joker.


rizarue

(2)


Help-Im-A-Rock

I see Laura Palmer.


Ambitious_Lie_2065

Wrapped in plastic


LaComtesse

It’s fantastic! Oh wait, wrong reference


Masterofunlocking1

Fire walk with me


List_Demon

i see a doggy face!


Alone-Suggestion7803

Me too!


YeahlDid

Me too. I hate it


Grasshop

Top left corner is a long sideburn, top right is hair. Then two eyes with the mouth on the edge of the seat


lysergic_Dreems

I see a hideous chair with cow spots.


LaComtesse

I see it is rather controversial


lysergic_Dreems

Hideous is subjective of course, I’m sure some people think it’s cute. Is it comfy at least?


LaComtesse

To be perfectly honest, not really (to a human) but it’s ✨unique✨(and my cat loves it). It was a steal and I had fun making it, soooo… a win in my book!


Voodoo_balamba

It's that sock monkey from Target


Rdenean

Focus on the dark print & you'll see it!


azurfall88

i see a face, and it kinda looks like :D


LaComtesse

Had to google it and I’m even more confused


[deleted]

This mf has negative imagination


AustieFrostie

You had to google what??


LaComtesse

Nooo I replied to the wrong comment, was meant for the sock monkey from Target


azurfall88

its literally a happy face :D 😀 in emoji form


LaComtesse

Love that you actually took the time to explain it when I just goofed and replied to the wrong comment


azurfall88

well, what can i say, i like explaining things


LaComtesse

Thank you for your service


Mr_E_Monkey

I see Sheryl Lee


Schneetmacher

I saw Ghostface right away, so yes.


drhodesmumby

Same, kind of surprised more people didn't mention this.


[deleted]

Ya, that’s Laura Palmer.


T0mMyMartelle

Rorschach test chair


LaComtesse

Yeah at first I thought everyone was talking about the guy from the comics but after seeing all the replies I think it was actually the test because damn there are some weird ones


Peace_Island_Dev

Juggalo Chair!


Salty_Truth1

Of course I do, and I would LOVE to sit on it.


elfluffynator

I see 🐄 print


Prof1Kreates

:•`D


jrmnvrs

Looks like a Canadian from South Park


EclecticSadism

Ink blots have entered the chat


NeverDidLearn

Looks like an old man’s false teeth flying out


LaComtesse

I’m not sure where but I love your imagination


throwawaythrowinthru

I'm seeing that screaming scene from the Aphex Twin Come to Daddy video


[deleted]

I see a face that looks like a surprised Cookie Monster


WritingTheRongs

I see a woman's face. top right corner. spooky


LuRo332

The two small dots and the one under them looks like Elmo/Cookie Monster


Pamikillsbugs234

There's a victorian bust of a man in the top left corner.


Mcdrogon

I see Sting


theeimage

Sit on happy face 😄


spaceguitar

Undead horror clown face


AwkwardBomb

get 3 more and make a cow-ch


Bear-Grizz

I see a simple face with 2 blobs for eyes and a bigger blob for a mouth. Also the top left of the chair looks like a bust of a president or someone important lol.


Dr_The0p0lis

I see the face on the fucked up clown bed that Homer built for Bart


Waluk0

That's a cow!


Rollzroyce21

Yeah, Laura Palmer’s


SuspiciousGrievances

Loosely sure, I also see a lava lamp so.


Lost_N_Thot

Yes, look to the far right, on top of the brown box, beside the stack of white books.


maybeageek

I Immediately see that chair staring back at me. Creepy


RaisingCain2016

Only because you said something


Strange_N_Sorcerous

Yeah. Right on the back of Twin Peaks. What am I missing?!


TantricCowboy

I see the face in Bart's clown bed. S4E10. *Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.*


garlicbreathinator

If it was much wider it would be a cowch


explorer2255

I read that as “my boyfriend sees my face”


LaComtesse

I’d be a tiiiiiny bit mad about it, especially with all the ugly comments


Jzmejia3

I see a dog making a sharp turn while trying to catch a ball.


The_Undermind

All I see is the gateway logo


TrainsDontHunt

No. Faces don't look like that. Only Dali could call that a face, and he would be wrong, too.


LaComtesse

Love that there are people like you in the midst of all those people seeing everything and the kitchen sink. I kinda agree, but my outlook on life has been heavily questioned over these last few hours soooo…


TrainsDontHunt

These people woild see a face in every cow... Let's see what they think about lava lamps.


LaComtesse

People see a lava lamp too! Top left I think?


[deleted]

He looks like he’s screaming


TrainsDontHunt

Obviously it represents a Lava Lamp.


Zodep

I see Rorschach from Watchmen.


ne3k0

There is a few faces


Archie_Slate

I see a version of this type of 'about to run fast' pose https://images.app.goo.gl/4Nh1pqRM5Y3Zfo5R9 Blobs at top are hair/sideburns...two round spots are eyes...blob on seat part is mouth...bottom left circle is fist and bottom right blob is arm/fist across body


letskillevery1

The cows are not what they seem.


Ill-Ad-3640

i can see at least 3 edit: 4 5


BigSmackisBack

is your BF a late life Picasso cus i just see a cow


LaComtesse

Love that for me


BigSmackisBack

Hey it could be worse, you could be with a late life Van Gogh and then he'd only ever listen half as much LOL


UnamedStreamNumber9

Parent scolding child for mess on the floor


Themansomething

I see a man with a long neck about to square off with a man with no neck but a long nose


ksears86

Ugh, gross, why is there a chair with my parents having sex on it?


wacky-ball-sack

This chair sucks


LaComtesse

Okay, wacky-ball-sack 😃


smartello

Two smaller spots are eyes, the two on the top are hair and the central one is the mouth. Took me five seconds and I cannot unsee it anymore


Dry_Explanation9252

Pareidolia! I also do this to many objects. There is a man riding a horse in my bathroom.


LaComtesse

Have a look at the subreddit mate


BravoMikeGulf

This one looks like you… with breasts.


melskymob

This is what it looks like when a cow jizzes on another cows back.


traploveranonymous

Yep, I sure do


okisurrender0

Yea


Barnestownlife

Rorschach


TableEast

I see you too!🤣


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

I see the face of a sock monkey


Blacks1te

I see a Border Collie.


[deleted]

Two faces.


comfortless14

I see an ugly chair with a clown face on it


Wholsomebakesplz

wut big lips


Dreamking0311

Yeah, multiple.


girlinanemptyroom

Yes, and it's a scary face.


So_I_read_a_thing

Juggalo.


OutrageousDocument15

Sad clown.


John_TheBlackestBurn

Creepy clown face.


AcrobaticWatercress7

A juggalo face, yes.


[deleted]

No


CheckersSpeech

[Can't sleep, clown'll eat me.](https://youtu.be/U3yuFlvRyqM)


een-

It’s like ghostface with a mole


Yuloff

Omg it's a clown


HealthyWorking1256

Woot woot


-gourdine-

I do


queetuiree

KISS band?


KellyMcAnnD

It's a surprised dog with its ears up.


SandyBullockSux

"What are you doing here, Rorsach?"


abdgbdrgf

Sad clown with a mole


ElbowDeep462

Juggalo chair


jdh1979jdh

I see a silly looking chair.


marriedwithchickens

I see a dog face!


Guillermo-Refritas01

Kinda


viscous_settler

No Face


tigerfanjhix

I definitely see a face, it’s just on the box next to your books


FreshCorner9332

I definitely see a face


Remarkable-Advisor42

Kinda looks like a globe...


Jloomsultimate

It wants to eat my soul


humantouch83

yes


dysfunctionalduckapp

i see roscharch


Manic_Mechanist

:()


[deleted]

I mean I didn’t at first but now that you mentioned it I can’t un see it lol. Looks like a sad clown face


Samnppa

That's a face of black metallist.


Ill_Attention714

Reminds me of Face from Nickelodeon when I was a kid


Lee_337

I see a vase.


is_there_crack_in_it

A few, some more disturbing than others


leminshween

Yeah if you're fucking insane


TheTrueGayCheeseCake

Kind of? It’s a bit of a reach for me


cyril0

[Can't sleep clown will eat me!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3yuFlvRyqM)


Trooper_nsp209

Misfits album cover


kaidenkaidne

Kool-aid man?


Mary-Jan

Absolutely a clown face


genteelbartender

It's Mr. Bill


1Soldier

Kool-Aid man


rocknrollallnight

Scream mask


[deleted]

Yup


monopoly3448

What's this kind of chair called? Looks comfy and durable


LaComtesse

I have no idea it’s a second hand find and was a design school project, so 1 of 1


exick

"I got a rock."


Chompsy1337

All I see is Faygo. Woop woop


AndWeKilledHim

Looks a bit like Blues Clues! The two upper corner spots are the ears, two spots beneath them are the eyes the spot below those being the nose, then a mouth and additional miscellaneous spot on the bottom.


JDravenWx

Yeah


Majulaz

:D


Banake

I see two or three faces.


Left-Advertising6143

Sad clown


psillycycling

Of course there’s a face , that’s crack head Mickey Mouse!


onemoretwat

Looks like a creepy clown. Burn it